Illuminati

The Illuminati (commonly reffered to as the Triforce, because the Illuminati constantly uses triangles ALL THE TIME), is a Secret Underground Society constantly planning to take over the Universe.

The Illuminati currently consists of Weegee and Toast.

The Illuminati is also known to hide itself in US Dollerz, Disney Related Things, and Poo.

The Illuminati also has an unhealthy obsession with Triangles, and has been featured on a show called My Strange Addiction.

If you want to join the Illuminati, you must listen to Justin Beiber for 1 hour, then watch Mario's 1,000,000,000,000th Movie for 5656575757575757575757575757575757577575757575757575 years, and finally play Sonicman: The Black Knight for 2000 years.

This is purely because they are really, really messed up.