Coco BandiPii

The Coco BandiPii is the newest console. It only plays Coco Bandicoot games because it is stupid. Once you start Coco's game, you see her peeing on you, and to win, she has to pee on you. This happens everytime you put in a game because it can't read the disc, because it is blind when you pee on it. They only sell BandiPiis at the Coco Bandicoot Stupid Store.

Hardware Specs
Who cares?

Games
Coco Bandicoot Coco Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back Coco Bandicoot: Warped Coco Team Racing Coco Bash Coco Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex Coco Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure Coco Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced Coco Nitro Kart Coco Twinsanity Coco of the Titans Coco: Mind over Mutant Coco: Mutant Island Coco Bandicoot Nitro Kart 2

THE ULTIMET SEKRET!!!!
Pii games actually are playable. Just pop a BandiPii disc into a Coco BandiWee. When word spread of this amazing secret, nobody bought the BandiPii again. Not that anyone bought it in the first place.

MAH BOI. I mean, Trivia

 * The BandiPii is the only Coco console to have a rating. It's rated NSFC, for Narcotic Sonic Fire Coco.
 * In Swedenland, it's rated NCBA, for Not Crash Bandicoot Approved, because Swedenlandians only play shames that are Crash Bandicoot- approved.