Malleo and Weegee-People Are Tools

"People Are Tools" is the first episode of Malleo and Weegee.

Plot
Malleo gets a toolbox, but Weegee isn't too fond of it... DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Script
Weegee is sitting on the couch in his living room, when Malleo walks in carrying a toolbox.

MALLEO: Hey, bro.

WEEGEE: Malleo, where did you get the toolbox?

MALLEO: I bought it at a hardware store. Look, there's all kinds of stuff in here. Hammers, wrenches, screwdrivers, screws, nails, a few nuts, a few bolts, some grenades, a nail gun, a staple gun, a sledgehammer,--that explains why it's so heavy--a bomb, a gun, some bullets, some powder... everything you could want!

WEEGEE: That's nice.

The next morning...

Weegee hears banging and gets out of bed. He sees Malleo driving nails into a wall.

WEEGEE: Oh, Malleo, what are you doing??

MALLEO: I'm driving nails into this wall, Weegee.

WEEGEE: ...Yeah. You are.

Weegee forcefully kicks Malleo out of the house and he splashes into Tadpole Pond.

MALLEO: What the-- oh, hi fish.

Malleo comes up and out of the water.

MALLOW: Crap. Even humans can live underwater. And I can't.

FROGFUCIUS: Well, it all comes of not being an amphibian or a fish.

MALLOW: Humans are amphibians??

FROGFUCIUS: No.

MALLOW: Then how can Malleo breath underwater?

FROGFUCIUS: Plothole.

,MALLOW: Yeah, right. If it was a plothole, it wouldn't be so obvious. Are they fish.

FROGFUCIUS: If they were, Malleo would be dead. And he wouldn't have eyelids.

MALLOW: Oh.