Shy Guy Armada (episode)

Shy Guy Armada
Evil Guy's relatives are mad at him because he never calls them or comes to visit. Unfortunately, they just happen to be the dangerously powerful Shy Guy Armada.

Script
Scene 1

EVIL GUY is sitting on his couch, eating cheese, when his cell phone rings in his pocket. Pulling it out, he answers it and finds out that it was a SHY GUY, one of his relatives, calling him.

EVIL GUY: Y'ello?

SHY GUY: You scalawag! I heard you're hogging all the cheese that, by birthright, belongs to the Shy Guy Armada!

EVIL GUY: Well, I'm a member of said armada, aren't I?

SHY GUY: Barely so! When was the last time you came to any of our meetings...or called...or visited...or...

EVIL GUY: Shut up! Two of my minions have tuberculosis, and I had to take care of them!

SHY GUY: Yeah, right! A likely story! Besides, you're not authorized to have any minions! In fact, we've traced your location via this call, and we're marching our glorious butts over to your place to teach you a lesson!

EVIL GUY: (hangs up) Oh, dear God. Minions, assemble!

PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY rush onto the scene.

EVIL GUY: Listen up, here's the situation...

Fade to black.

Scene 2

A mile-long army of enraged Shy Guys marches towards the Evil Guy Tower. Inside it, Evil Guy and his minions have made the necessary preparations. A legendary battle ensues.

Shadow Kirby, having inhaled Pickle and copied his ability to produce green fire, flies above the Shy Guys and carpet bombs them with a green inferno, throwing them into confusion and disarray. FERNANDO yells a battle cry, devours a truckload of Green Cheese, and vomits it at the Shy Guys, blinding most of them. By now, Shadow Kirby has spit Pickle into the fray, and he has begun to launch more green fireballs at the Shy Guys as Shadow Kirby inhales them, spits their bodies at each other, and skewers them with the stubby horn atop his head. Meanwhile, Evil Guy surveys the battle from Evil Guy Tower, stuffing himself with cheese all the while. Pickle contacts Evil Guy via a cell phone he stole from the same Shy Guy who called Evil Guy earlier.

PICKLE: Boss, we're losing! I'm running out of fireballs, and the Shy Guys have captured FERNANDO!

EVIL GUY: *Sigh* Fine. On to Plan B.

Evil Guy pushes a secret button hidden in the tower, transforming it into a giant robot. The robot flattens the remaining Shy Guys with two and a half steps, flicking FERNANDO to safety with its toe.

SHADOW KIRBY: Boss, we won! They're all gone!

EVIL GUY: You see what it's like to have complex family relationships?! They tried to steal my cheese!!!

The end.

Moral
Family relationships can be complicated sometimes.

Trivia
FERNANDO is more awesome than he seems.