CPU

CPUs are idiot little robots that live in your computer. They where made so you can beat them up. CPUs appear in Mario shames a lot, usually so the players can beat something up, because if there wasn't something you can beat up, the Mario shames would of been a bust. CPU stands for Colorful Panda Urine, even though CPUs have nothing to do with pandas. CPUs are planning to take over the world, but are to fail to do that. CFP's, Colorful Flamingo Poop are the exact opposite of CPUs. They are more powerful, and are way more cool. There have been many attempts by CPUs to beat up CFPs, but all attempts have failed.