Super Wario Sisters

Super Wario Sisters is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!.

Transcript
Wario comes home, carrying a ray gun.

WARIO: Hey, Waluigi, I bought this cool futuristic gun at the gun store!

WALUIGI: Really?

WARIO: No, I actually stole it from Nim-Nom.... THINK FAST!

Wario shoots at Waluigi, who ducks, causing the beam to hit the mirror and then split into five separate beams which bounce around the house. One hits Waluigi, another hits Wario, the third hits Donkey Kong, the fourth hits Bowser, and the fifth hits Homer.

The beam suddenly transforms all the X-Men into females.

WARIO: Why am I a chick?

BOWSER: Let me see that gun.

Bowser grabs the ray gun and sees that it has been set to "GENDERSWAP".

BOWSER: Aw, crap, Nim-Nom must've bought this from the Plot Device Store for Lazy Writers!

WALUIGI: Curse you, Plot Device Store for Lazy Writers!

WARIO: Alright, since we're chicks we need chick names. I'll be... Waria. Bowser is Bowserette, Waluigi is... Ms. Waluigi.

MS. WALUIGI: How come I get the STUPID name!

WARIA: Shut up, Ms. Waluigi! Donkey Kong is.. uh... Candy Kong... and Homer Simpson is Marge Simpson.

MARGE: Hey!

WARIA: So, uh... let's go do chick stuff.

CANDY KONG: Why don't we find a way to fix this problem?

WARIA: F**k you, that's why.

MS. WALUIGI: Well, I wonder what whacky, hot adventures we'll go on as chicks?

NARRATOR: Next week, on Plumber Chicks - The chicks go up against Ms. Bikini in the Bra Factory of Doom!

THE END!

Morals
Don't buy guns or you'll swap genders.