Good King Wenceslas

 Good King Wenceslas was a spy for West Hyrule during the Hylian revolution. He was delivering a secret message to a little boy, when he spontaneously combusted. His death is still not debated.

Good King Wenceslas murdered Ronald McDonald.

Good King Wenceslas' body was found, but nobody cared.

He enjoyed DINNER and Toads.