The CILVIL War Restarts

The CILVIL War Restarts is the first season finale of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
At Waluigi's funeral, the remaining X-Men stand around his coffin.

WARIO: Those nerds killed my brother... I'll make them pay!

HOMER: But all the nerds are dead..

WARIO: THEY WILL PAAAAAY!!!

HOMER: Whatever, whatever....

BOWSER: So, should we go sign that peace treaty with the rival gang?

WARIO: No...

DONKEY KONG: But you said....

WARIO: We won't let those nerds win! They killed Waluigi and we're just going to let them win?

DONKEY KONG: So....

WARIO: THE CILVIL WAR IS BACK ON! Let's go show those jerks who is boss!

At Dry Bones' house, Boo and Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About are playing are playing Xbox, when Wario and Homer Simpson walk into the house.

WARIO: DRYYYY BOOOONES!

BOO: Oh, crap, it's the feds!

WARIO: No, it's just-a me, Wario.

BOO: Oh, okay.

Dry Bones comes rushing out of the bathroom.

DRY BONES: Sorry, I had to take a crap, what's up... oh great, Wario's here.

WARIO: Hey, Dry Bones...

DRY BONES: The CILVIL War is over?

Wario pulls a gun on Dry Bones.

WARIO: No.

Wario shoots Dry Bones' leg, crippling him, while Homer activates a detanor which sets off a bomb that the X-Men already planted in the backyard of the house.

TINY MORON NOBODY CARES ABOUT: CRAAAAAAAP!!!

The bomb goes off, blowing the house up, as Homer and Wario get away.

WARIO: HOLY CRAP, THAT WAS AMAZING! GOOD JOB, HOMER!

HOMER: THANKS, MAN!

Dry Bones' charred body comes up from under all the wreckage.

DRY BONES: I'LL KILL YOU, X-MEN! ALL OF YOU!!!

Back at the cemetery, in his coffin, Waluigi wakes up.

WALUIGI: What happened, guys? Did I go into a coma?

Waluigi notices he's trapped underground.

WALUIGI: Oh, not again....

Morals
Don't go into a coma or you will get buried alive.