Mario Golf

Mario Golf sucked. Literally. It was the worst shame ever, almost as boring as the real sport. Basically, Mario and his friends golf all day. Because they're bored and don't have girlfriends. They hit the golf balls into the holes. What's so fun about that? This shame sucks. Probably the only good thing about it is that Peach wears a mini-skirt.

The sequel to this shame, Mario Golf: Toad's Stool Tour, was a bit better.

Characters
The game featured 18 Generic Humans, all of whom were painlessly killed off at the end. Also, Tiger Woods was unlockable.