Tario Dies

Tario Dies is an episode of the Stupid Nim-Nom Bros. Stupid Show!.

Transcript
The episode starts with all the characters (besides Tario) on a train trip.

NIM-NOM: So... trains, huh?

PATRICK: Yeah, they're cool.

BABY LUIGI: Man, today's really boring. I mean, nothing interesting's been happening besides the fact that we can't find Tario!

NIM-NOM: Yeah, where is Tario?

Suddenly, the characters hear a cry for help.

NIM-NOM: Hey, I'd know that idiotic yelp from anywhere! That must be TARIO!

The characters run to the front of the train.

GUY EATING SANDWICH: Hey, are you supposed to be up here?

NIM-NOM: Shut up and eat your eat that sandwich!

PATRICK: Mmmmm, saaaandwiiich...

The gang looks and sees Tario strapped to the train tracks!

TARIO: Help!!!

BABY LUIGI: Somebody tied Tario to the train tracks!

GUY EATING SANDWICH: Duh.

NIM-NOM: We have to save him! Or at least pretend to try and save him!

The train runs over Tario, splattering blood all over the front of the train.

GUY EATING SANDWICH: *swallows bite* I think that bump we heard means he's dead.

NIM-NOM: Well, we tried... or at least pretended to try...

BABY LUIGI: Does this mean we have to have a funeral?

PATRICK: No, we should leave his bloody remains tied to the train tracks. I think he would've wanted it that way.

NIM-NOM: Uh.... was that... sarcasm?

PATRICK: No. What does "sarcasm" mean?

Nim-Nom facepalms.

GUY EATING SANDWICH: So... I'm guessing he WON'T be back next episode?

PATRICK: Eh, I guess so. Are you gonna finish that sandwich?

GUY EATING SANDWICH: Probably not.

NIM-NOM: Guys, we have to find out who murdered Tario!

PATRICK: The train did.

NIM-NOM: Shut up.

PATRICK: Okay...

BABY LUIGI: Maybe it was our arch-nemesis, He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named?

NIM-NOM: Voldemort?

BABY LUIGI: No, Baby Obama.

PATRICK: Yeah, that little retard's been trying to kill us since he was born! Literally, he's just a month old...

NIM-NOM: So, next episode, we'll go kill Baby Obama?

PATRICK: Probably, I guess. But what if Tario never actually died?

BABY LUIGI: Then we'll just watch Twilight.

GUY EATING SANDWICH: Oh, Twilight, can I come?

NIM-NOM: No!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Morals
Just because your name is in the title of the episode don't just assume your going to actually, you know, BE in the episode.