Wario and Lario!

'''Wario and Lario! '''is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! Many viewers have noticed the episode is full of hidden subliminal messages, which have brainwashed kids to murder their parents. In response to this controversy, the creators of the show have said: "Meh, not our problem."

Transcript
The gang is walking around in Paris.

HOMER SIMPSON: Ah, the city of love...

WARIO: Yeah.... IT SUCKS!

Suddenly, Wario notices a hot chick walking by.

WALUIGI: Got dibs!

Wario shoots Waluigi's brains out.

WARIO: Now she's all mine!

Wario walks up to the hot chick.

WARIO: Hi, what's your name?

HOT CHICK: Lario.

WARIO: That's just my name with an L instead of a W!

LARIO: No, YOUR name is just MY name with a W instead of an L!

WARIO: You callin' me a liar?

Donkey Kong runs up.

DONKEY KONG: [whispering] You idiot, ask her out while she's still available!

WARIO: Want to go out?

DONKEY KONG: Sure!

WARIO: Not you, retard! Lario, want to go out?

LARIO: No, I'm already taken.

Wario gasps.

WARIO: By who?

Waluigi walks up and kisses Lario on the cheek.

WALUIGI: Let's go babe!

WARIO: NOOOOOOO!

Wario tackles Waluigi, and they fall down through an open sewer panel, and fall down into the sewer water, where they start fighting.

WARIO: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

WALUIGI: BUT I STILL GOT DIBS!

WARIO: Rrrrrg! [turns into the Incredible Hulk] HULK SMASH!

Hulk-Wario smashes Waluigi into the ground, killing him.

WARIO: I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

Wario jumps up out of the sewers, and begins to rampage through the city, destroying everything.

WARIO: I HATE YOU AAAALLL!!!!

An army jet flies by and launches a missile straight through Wario's chest, killing him.

WARIO: Urk!

Wario collapses to the ground and turns back to a human.

WARIO: It was for my sooouul... [dies]

LARIO: Oh, crap, he's dead!

BOWSER: Yeah... but he'll back next episode.

THE END!

Moral
It's okay to die, because you will always come back in the next episode.