The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! Season 1

This article contains all of the episodes of Season 1 of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Episode 1: Eat My Dust!
One fine morning, Wario wakes up and gets out of bed, wearing a yellow nightcap and matching pajamas. Then, he sees Waluigi in the living room, cowering in fear at the sight of something very dusty. WARIO: What is that?

WALUIGI: a dust cannibal. IT EATS DUST!

WARIO: You don't have to scream. So what does it do?

WALUIGI: It eats dust.

WARIO: Eh?

WALUIGI: I said...

The Dust Cannibal interrupts with unintelligible mumbling. It begins to shuffle around and consume all the dust in the living room.

WARIO: Hey, this thing is cleaning our room! Let's keep it!

WALUGI: Umm...I dunno. We'll see.

The Dust Cannibal has consumed all the dust in the living room.

WARIO: Good work, Dust Cannibal! Now, go clean the rest of our house while I eat breakfast.

DUST CANNIBAL (Muffled): Stop calling me that!

WALUIGI: What?

DUST CANNIBAL (Still muffled): Quit it at once, you ruffians! Is this how you thank a hard worker like me?

WARIO: What is he saying? I don't understand.

WALUIGI: I think he's angry because we called him a hard worker...or something.

WARIO: Well, SORRY, you lazy bum! Get to work!

Before the Dust Cannibal can respond, Wario literally shoves it out of the living room and makes himself some Toast in the kitchen. Meanwhile, the slightly miffed Dust Cannibal has begun to absorb all the dust in the hallway, descending downstairs after leaving all the surfaces in the house sparkling with cleanliness.

WALUIGI: Wario, are you sure this is a good idea?

WARIO: Why? What could possibly go wrong?

Suddenly, a terrific clatter is heard from the bottom floor. A vacuum cleaner revs up as loud yelling and cursing is heard as well.

WALUIGI: That. I'll go see what happened.

WARIO: Me, too! I'm curious!

Wario and Waluigi have gone downstairs, only to see an old man with a vacuum cleaner sucking him up.

WALUIGI: Ack! Where did this guy come from?

WARIO: 'Ey! This is our neighbor, Mr. Jenkins!

MR. JENKINS: Darn tootin'! I was only trying to help you, you know. After all, aren't you the ones who called for a maid this morning?

WARIO: No...

WALUIGI: But...what about the Dust Cannibal?

MR. JENKINS: That was me, you whippersnappers! I got dust all over myself while cleaning...

WARIO: The garage?

WALUIGI: The basement?

MR. JENKINS: Your bookshelves.

WALUIGI: D'aww! Fine, then. Even though we didn't hire you, we'll pay you for a job well done.

WARIO: Pay?! Absolutely not. Money is precious. Why, just yesterday, I found a nickel on the road and jumped over a parked car and two passing motorcycles to get it.

MR. JENKINS: Well, gee whiz! I suppose I can just put it on your tab...

WARIO: Great! No idea what that means, but as long as the "tab" does not need me to put money in it, it's a deal. Now, get out of our house.

Wario throws Mr. Jenkins up to the ceiling, causing him to crash through the roof and sail away into the sky.

WARIO: Wait...I just realized something.

WALUIGI: What?

WARIO: My toast is getting cold! I didn't get that bread for free, you know. I need to eat it, pronto!

Fade to black.

Episode 2: No, That's My Candy!

 * It is a typical day. WARIO walks into a nondescript candy store where MR. JENKINS is behind the counter and some babies are looking at candy.


 * MR. JENKINS: Hello, Wario!
 * BABY MARIO: Hi Wario!
 * BABY PEACH: Hi Wario!
 * BABY LUIGI: Hi Wario!
 * BABY WARIO: Hi future me!
 * WALUIGI: Yo, Wario!
 * BOB SAGET: Hey, Wario! How's it going?
 * PROF. E. GADD: Yabba yabba yabba!
 * WARIO: Shut up! Shut up all of ya!
 * MR. JENKINS: So, what can I do for you?
 * WARIO: I'll tell you what you can do for me!
 * MR. JENKINS: So, what can I do for you?
 * WARIO: I'll tell you what you can do for me!
 * MR. JENKINS: So, what can I do for you?
 * WARIO: I'll tell you what you can do for me!
 * PROF. E. GADD: Yabba yabba!
 * MR. JENKINS: So, what can I do for you?
 * WARIO: I keep saying that I'll tell you! Dammit, will you listen to me!
 * BABY MARIO: Wario made a swear!
 * BABY PEACH: Waaahh!!!!
 * BABY WARIO: Oh Yeah! I grow up to be friggin bad!
 * Baby Wario shakes his booty. Meanwhile, Mr. Jenkins and Wario are still having a pointless conversation...
 * MR. JENKINS: So, what can I do for you?
 * WARIO: You people are so retarded! How the heck did you become actors when you can't even read your dumb scripts?


 * There is a brief pause.


 * MR. JENKINS: So, what can I do for you?
 * WARIO: I'll tell you! You can take all of those candy bars and give them to me. For free.


 * Wario pulls out a gun.


 * WALUIGI: Ooh, Wario got a gun! Whatcha gonna do now, huh, foo? I tell you what you gonna do! You gonna give us all yo candy!
 * MR. JENKINS: So, what can I do for you?
 * WARIO: SHUT UP!!!


 * WARIO shoots MR. JENKINS. Then he takes all of the candy and runs away with WALUIGI.


 * WARIO runs into a nondescript dark alley with WALUIGI.


 * WARIO: All right! Let's eat some candy!
 * WALUIGI: I haven't talked to a girl for the past six months.
 * WARIO: Shut up! Prepare to gorge on chocolate.


 * He opens up the bag of loot, but the candy's missing!


 * WALUIGI: Dun dun dun!
 * WARIO: You mean someone stole our candy?!
 * WALUIGI: It looks that way.
 * WARIO: You did it, didn't you?
 * WALUIGI: Wha - me? No, I --
 * WARIO: You greedy guy!
 * WALUIGI: I don't even know what that is --
 * WARIO: Oh yes you do!
 * WALUIGI: But I --
 * WARIO: I'm gonna kill you!
 * WALUIGI: NO!


 * WARIO takes out his gun and pulls that thing that you pull to make the gun go off and kills WALUIGI. He then searches WALUIGI'S pockets but doesn't find the candy. Then he sees a GOOMBA eating a whole buncha candy.


 * WARIO: Hey, hey, hey you!
 * GOOMBA: Me?
 * WARIO: Are you eating chocolate?
 * GOOMBA: Yes.
 * WARIO: NO, THAT'S MY CANDY!!
 * GOOMBA: I dun't care.
 * BABY LUIGI: Who spells don't with a U?
 * BOB SAGET: U!
 * WARIO: You'd better care, cuz I'm gonna get my candy back!


 * WARIO sits on the GOOMBA and squashes him. He then takes the candy and is about to take a bite when DRY BONES comes and steals the candy. DRY BONES runs away to a nondescript McDonald's restaurant.


 * WARIO burts into the nondescript McDonald's restaurant just as DRY BONES starts to eat the candy.


 * WARIO: That's MY candy!
 * DRY BONES: Now it's mine!
 * WARIO: Mine!
 * DRY BONES: Mine!
 * WARIO: Mine!
 * DRY BONES: Mine!
 * WARIO: Mine!
 * DRY BONES: Mine!
 * MIME: Did somebody say mime?
 * WARIO: (Frozen in fear) Oh hell no . . . NOT YOU!!!
 * MIME: I'm trapped in a box, see?


 * The MIME moves his hands around as if he's trapped in a box. WARIO and DRY BONES scream. DRY BONES pulls a gun and shoots the MIME repeatedly. As he does so, WARIO grabs the candy and runs off. DRY BONES tries to follow, but when he gets to the road, he gets hit by a truck. A McDONALD'S WORKER finds his remains.


 * McDONALD'S WORKER: Hey, cool, roadkill! I think I'll cook you into a BigMac. I'm out of beef and the customer's not gonna notice the difference . ..


 * WARIO runs into a nondescript closet in his nondescript house.


 * WARIO: Heh heh heh! I finally have my candy!
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: You mean you think you finally have your candy!
 * WARIO: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: No I'm not.


 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT then pulls out a gun. WARIO does the same. They hold their weapons deadlocked at each other. SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT fires his bullet in slow-motion, but WARIO dodges it in normal motion, then shoots SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT and SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT was sent flying over the horizon.


 * WARIO: YES!! Now, to eat my prize . ..


 * WARIO pulls some candy out of the bag, but then he looks at the wraper, which says that the candy is past the expiration date. He eats some anyway, then has a heart attack and dies.

Episode 3: Robbing the Bank
WARIO is watching TV while WALUIGI enters the room.
 * WALUIGI: Hey Wario! I just--
 * WARIO: Quiet! I'm watching TV!
 * COMMERCIAL VOICE: ...and this new TV costs just 1000 dollars!
 * WARIO: Wow! A new TV!

BOWSER walks in the room.
 * BOWSER: Hey boss! What's-- Are you watching commercials?!
 * WARIO: Yeah, so what?
 * BOWSER: Commercials are for dummies!
 * WARIO: Shut up! Anyway, we're gonna buy a new TV! Does anyone have money?
 * ANYONE: Me?
 * WARIO: No, not you!
 * BOWSER: I have 50 cent!
 * WALUIGI: And I just earned--
 * WARIO: Shut up! Nobody wants to listen to you!
 * WALUIGI (talking to himself): *grumble* Fine, I'll use that 1000 dollar for cheese.
 * BOWSER: So how do we get the money?
 * WARIO: I know! We can--
 * WALUIGI: Sell cookies?
 * WARIO: No you moron! Rob the bank!

WARIO and co are at the bank.
 * BANKER: So, what can I do for you?
 * WALUIGI: Oh no, not this again!
 * WARIO: Can I please take all your money?
 * WALUIGI: Phew.
 * BANKER: Sure! *gives all the money* Here you go.

WARIO and co go out of the bank.
 * BOWSER: Wow, that was fast!
 * WARIO: Doesn't matter! To the store!

The cops appear.
 * WARIO: Oh sh**!

WARIO and co get chased by the cops.
 * COP: Come back here!
 * WARIO: Oh c***! They're too fast! I can't outrun them anymore!
 * WALUIGI: Probably because you're too fat.
 * WARIO: WHAT?!

WARIO strangles WALUIGI and the cops catch them.
 * COP: You get arrested for robbing a toy store!
 * WARIO: What? But we robbed a bank!
 * COP: Really? Well, then you get arrested for robbing a bank!

The cops bring WARIO ''and co to jail. Meanwhile, SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT comes out of a cinema, eating popcorn.''
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Did I miss something?

THE END!

Episode 4: Punch Him Till He Cries!
WARIO and WALUIGI are sitting in the local park.
 * WARIO: What are we doing here?! I hate the park!

Background suddenly changes to WARIO' s house
 * WALUIGI: Much better. Now I'm bored! What should we do Wario?
 * WARIO: Hmm... We've already robbed the bank...
 * WALUIGI: Let's see whats on TV.

WALUIGI flicks on the TV
 * COMMERCIAL VOICE: Beat this man up until he cries to win $1,000,000!
 * WARIO: Hey isn't that-
 * WALUIGI: Some tiny moron that nobody cares about!
 * WARIO: Let's beat him up!
 * WALUIGI: Yeah! We could definitely make him cry!

WARIO and WALUIGI head out of the house.

WARIO and WALUIGI enter a dark alleyway.
 * WARIO: Are you sure this is the right place?
 * WALUIGI: Shut up! Of course this is the place! Can't you tell by the beat-up people on the sides?

WALUIGI points to the beat-up people near the wall.
 * WARIO: Don't care! Where's Some tiny moron that nobody cares about?!

Some tiny moron that nobody cares about enters the alleyway.
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Heh heh, you've fallen int-
 * WALUIGI: There he is! Get him!
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: W-Wait! Don't beat m-
 * WARIO: Shut up!

WARIO and WALUIGI proceed to beat up SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: N-No! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT cries

WARIO and WALUIGI return to their house.
 * WALUIGI: Well, we didn't get $1,000,000...
 * WARIO: Well we should go back and demand our money!
 * WALUIGI: Ehh... Too much effort.
 * WARIO: Fine, we'll forget about the money.

THE END.

Episode 5: Mr. Jenkins Returns!
Wario is sitting on his couch, watching Waluigi hurt himself and jump around in pain, crying. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door.

WARIO: Waluigi, go get it.

WALUIGI: I...just...stubbed my toe!

WARIO: Sissy.

Wario gets up, pushes Waluigi onto the ground, walks over him, and opens the door. Standing there is an infuriated Mr. Jenkins.

MR. JENKINS: You!!!

WARIO: What's your deal?

MR. JENKINS: You wretched rapscallion! You're two days overdue on your payment! Remember when I cleaned your house?

WARIO: Yeah, but...two days? Isn't that a little short?

MR. JENKINS: Not with the economy in the shape it's in. Go on, fork over the money.

WARIO: Money?! Why, you--

Wario is about to punch Mr. Jenkins when Waluigi interrupts him.

WALUIGI: W--wait!

MR. JENKINS: Eh?

WALUIGI: Would you accept a bartering trade?

WARIO: Whazzat?

WALUIGI: You know, it's when you pay with actual stuff instead of money.

MR. JENKINS: Hah! Let's see you scrape $1000 worth of bartering goods together in the next few minutes.

WARIO: $1000?! Waluigi, do we have anything worth that much?

WALUIGI: Well, I did spend $1000 on cheese, but I ate it all.

WARIO: Well, I'll just have to beat it out of you!

WALUIGI: What?!

WARIO: You know...like a pinata!

MR. JENKINS: It's all right. I can do it myself.

WARIO: All righty. Take him away.

Mr. Jenkins drags Waluigi away as the latter begins to scream and beg for mercy.

WALUIGI: Wario, why? Why are you being so mean to me today?

WARIO: Because you're a fake. I'm going to be mean to you until you tell me where the real Waluigi is.

ALL: WHA???

WARIO: Look at the tears on your face! A true bad guy never cries.

Wario slams the door and sits back down on the couch.

WARIO: Don't worry, Waluigi. I'll find you someday.

THE END

Episode 6: Let's Take Them Down!
Wario is sitting on his couch, half-asleep. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door.

WARIO: Whuh? One sec!

The door rattles. The knocks on the door increase in force.

WARIO: OK, OK! Quit it! I paid for that door, you know!

Wario is about to open the door when it flies off its hinges and hits Wario in the head. The Koopa Mafia busts in, led by Dry Bones. Note: Whenever Dry Bones speaks, he just makes clattering sounds. Whatever he says appears below him via subtitles.

DRY BONES: There he is! He's KO'd!

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Let's take him with us and hold him hostage!

DRY BONES: We don't need to. We already have Waluigi.

Suddenly, Wario jumps up from the ground and grabs Dry Bones.

WARIO: WHAT did you say? You've captured the real Waluigi?

DRY BONES: Urk...let me go...let me go...

WARIO: I knew the Waluigi I've been living with wasn't real! Tell me where he is!

DRY BONES: Never!

Wario throws Dry Bones into a Goomba, which was standing behind Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About and holding a large sack, and flattens it. The sack opens, and Waluigi hops out!

WALUIGI: Wario!

WARIO: There you are. Wait...

Wario punches Waluigi in the nose.

WALUIGI: Hey! What was that for?

Waluigi slaps Wario in the face.

WARIO: That's what I was looking for! You're real, all right. Let's take them down!

Suddenly, the fake Waluigi busts in, carrying Mr. Jenkins.

MR. JENKINS: Help! I tried to beat him into submission, but he fought back!

Suddenly, the fake Waluigi's color scheme flickers, then turns negative.

WALUIGI: Hey! That must be...

WAWALUIGI: That's right. I'm Wawaluigi.

DRY BONES: Created in our Wa-Machine...

WAWALUIGI: To destroy you!

KOOPA MAFIA: Let's take them down!

The words "To Be Continued" appear on the screen as it fades to black.

Episode 7: GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN!
The Koopa Mafia, accompanied by Wawaluigi, is standing in Wario's House. The door has been knocked off its hinges, and Waluigi is standing next to Wario. The two of them are in battle stances, ready to fight.

DRY BONES: There's no use fighting. We have you surrounded and outmatched.

WARIO: We'll never give in! We can take on any weapons you might have.

Dry Bones pulls out a pistol.

WARIO: Holy...I was expecting a Fire Flower or something!

DRY BONES: Like I said, we have you outmatched. Any last words?

WARIO: Garlic.

DRY BONES: What?

WARIO: I want garlic!

WALUIGI: I'll go get you some.

DRY BONES: Oh, no you don't! Wawaluigi, you go get some garlic.

WALUIGI: It's in the fridge.

WAWALUIGI: You keep garlic in the fridge?

WALUIGI: Sure! You never know when some blazing vampires might turn up.

Wawaluigi trots off and returns with some garlic. Wario grabs it without so much as a "thank you" and shoves it in his mouth.

Wawaluigi has returned with a clove of garlic and a shotgun, and Wario has eaten the garlic.

WAWALUIGI: You also had a gun in there. Why do you keep guns in the fridge?

WALUIGI: In case some mooks like you arrive. I also keep one in my overalls.

Waluigi reaches into his overalls and pulls out a machine gun.

DRY BONES: Fools! Did I not tell you to search Waluigi when we kidnapped him?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Well, you can't expect us to reach into that guy's overalls, boss.

KOOPA TROOPA: Is that a machine gun in your pants, or are you--

Waluigi shoots the Koopa Troopa before he can finish his sentence. Wario finishes chewing his garlic and tears off his clothes, becoming Wario-Man. The showdown finally begins, with bullets flying, people screaming, and Wario-Man being invincible.

WALUIGI: RATATATATATATATATATAAA!

WAWALUIGI: GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN!

WARIO-MAN: And I'm still invincible.

By now, Wario-Man has defeated all of his enemies except Dry Bones, whose bones knit together every time he died, and Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About, who ran away at the start of the fight. Meanwhile, Waluigi and Wawaluigi have moved from the guestroom to the living room, and have started to take potshots at each other from behind the couch and TV, respectively.

WALUIGI: I have the better weapon! You can't win!

WAWALUIGI: I am stronger than you! I cannot lose!

As this banter continues, the screen fades to black and the words "To Be Continued" appear on the screen.

Episode 8: Let's Fight!
Waluigi and Wawaluigi are in Wario's living room, hiding behind a TV and an overturned couch, respectively. Wawaluigi has a shotgun, and Waluigi has a machine gun. They are both taking potshots at each other.

WAWALUIGI: You can't beat me!

WALUIGI: Why not? I have the better weapon!

WAWALUIGI: I'm hiding behind your couch!

Suddenly, Wario-Man flies in, holding Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About in one hand. Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About is holding the Wa-Machine, which looks like a red blender with a time bomb attached to the bottom.

WARIO-MAN: Look who I--OH, NO! Don't you touch that couch!

WAWALUIGI: And why not?

WARIO-MAN: Tiny moron, do your thing.

Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About opens the top of the Wa-Machine, tapping some buttons near its bottom. The tiny screen on the bottom of the machine lights up, spelling out the words "Setting: Trap". Wawaluigi is sucked in.

WAWALUIGI: Waaaaaaa...

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: There. He won't bother us anymore.

WALUIGI: I don't understand. Why did you help us?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Sit down on the couch. I'll explain.

The trio is sitting on Wario's couch as Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About finishes his explanation.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: ...And since then, everything created by the Wa-Machine becomes unstable and difficult to control. If we hadn't stopped Wawaluigi in time, he would have destroyed us all.

WALUIGI: Why should we believe you?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Because he was clearly too dangerous for any of us to handle.

WARIO: Why not just make a Wa- version of me so it can beat Wawaluigi?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: I don't think that's a--

WARIO: Hey, how does this thing work?

Wario has picked up the Wa-Machine and begun to shake it around.

WARIO: Here, Waluigi. You do it.

WALUIGI: OK.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Guys, seri--

WALUIGI: There! I did it!

The screen on the Wa-Machine displays the words "Setting: WaClone". Waluigi points the top of the Wa-Machine at Wario as a burst of light blinds our heroes. Then, a negative-colored copy of Wario appears, standing next to him.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Nooooooo!

Fade to black.

Episode 9: To the Death!
The setting is Wario's living room, where the TV has been overturned and the couch is riddled with bullet holes. Wario and Waluigi are holding the Wa-Machine, while Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About is cowering in the corner. Facing them is Wawario, a negative-colored version of Wario.

WAWARIO: WHA???

WARIO: 'Ello, guy! You! Mister Clone-type-dude! Listen to me!

Wawario has a blank stare on his face.

WAWALUIGI: I don't think he understands you.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: I told you, a WaClone can turn out to be mentally unstable, especially since you're technically a Wa- version of Mario!

WARIO: No, I'm--

Wawario gurgles strangely and waves his hands in the air, taking a few awkward steps towards Wario.

WALUIGI: Ew, he's drooling!

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: There's only one way to fix this monstrosity. Give me the Wa-Machine!

Wawario lunges towards Waluigi, who yelps and lets go of the Wa-Machine to shield himself with his hands. Wario continues to hold the Wa-Machine, shocked, as Wawario grapples with Waluigi and tries to slobber on him.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: W--Wario! Quick! Give me the Wa-Machine!

WALUIGI: Do...do as he says...

Wawario body-slams Waluigi to the ground as the two of them proceed to roll around on the carpet. Wario puts down the Wa-Machine and starts punching Wawario in the head.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: You idiot! What are you doing? I said...

Wario grabs a chair, lifts it over his head, and bashes Wawario with it until it breaks.

WALUIGI: Careful, Wario! You're gonna...

Wario stumbles backward, kicking over the Wa-Machine. as the screen fades to black.

Wario opens his eyes and groans, looking around. He is in a hospital bed. Waluigi is standing over him.

WARIO: Ugh...what happened? Where am I?

WALUIGI: Well, after you KO'd Wawario with a chair...

WARIO: The chair? Did it break?

WALUIGI: Yes, it did.

WARIO: Waaaaa! I paid for that chair!

WALUIGI: Wario, you pay for everything in your house.

WARIO: My...my house?

WALUIGI: Yeah...anyway, you tripped over the Wa-Machine and landed on a piece of cheese. Apparently, you didn't pay for a skull harder than a marshmallow, since you got knocked out. After that, Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About sucked him up with the Wa-Machine and ran off.

WARIO: I...paid for...everything in my house?

WALUIGI: YES! You always pay for everything. Why are you only realizing it now?

Wario collapses into a dead faint.

WALUIGI: Here we go again...

THE END!

Episode 10: The Super Wario Bros Halloween Special
WARIO is having a normal day, watching TV. Suddenly, WALUIGI comes in.

WALUIGI: Wario! I wanted to remind you that it is Halloween today!

WARIO: Oh no...

WALUIGI: What? What's wrong?

WARIO: I forgot about it...AND I FORGOT TO PUT UP THE DECORATIONS!

WALUIGI: The kids are gonna come for us soon!

WARIO: I have a pla- (a knock on the door is heard before WARIO could finish his sentence)

WALUIGI: I think a kid wants our candy...

WARIO: No no no no no! I didn't get the candy for free, you know! Remember the time I tried to eat candy once? (see No, That's My Candy!)

WALUIGI: Maybe we should do a trick instead of treat!

WARIO: Great idea!

WARIO is seen close to the door.

WARIO: Ok, heres the plan. We scream on the kid's face when we open the door! How's that?

WALUIGI: Don't this kid get scared and run away?

WARIO: SHUT UP! Let's open the door. Ok...1...2...3!

(WARIO opens a door and screams on what appears to be a present)

WARIO: Stop stop stop stop! It's just a present! I hope it's the 1,000,000 dollars I always wanted!

WARIO opens the present. Then, he finds green cheese with a BOMB attached to it.

WALUIGI and WARIO: Umm.....???.......ss.........F@#$! (bomb explodes)

WALUGI and WARIO: F&^!@^&@!&^!@6 F&@^!^&!@^@!&^!@ f@%$@$%@$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRY BONES appears. And DRY BONES laughed because WARIO and WALUIGI both falled for the "Halloween" trick.

DRY BONES: Hahaha you falled for it! (continues laughing)

WARIO (slow motion): F@%#@$@# YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wario tackles dry bones and punches dry bones)

Fade to Black as WARIO beats up DRY BONES even more and kicks DRY BONES out the door)

THE END!

Episode 11: Waluigi Tries to Get A Computer
WARIO is on his computer. WALUIGI comes in.

WALUIGI: What are you doing?

WARIO: Searching random stuff on the computer.

WALUIGI: No fair! I want to have a computer!

WARIO: Well too bad! An average computer is not free, instead they make each computer cost $100! I didn't get MY computer for free you know! So tough luck!

WALUIGI: I'm gonna prove to you that I can get enough money, my OWN money, to get a computer!

WARIO: It's a deal! If you don't get a computer don't come crying to me!

WALUIGI: Ok!

WALUIGI (whispering): I'll rob the bank while I get it...

WALUIGI is near a bank. WALUIGI walks in.

Banker: So what can I do for you?

WALUIGI: Shut up with that line it's getting old! By the way, can you get me $100?

Banker: Ok!

WALUIGI: That was easy! (walks outside the bank, but the cops catch him)

COPS: You are under arrest for robbing a bank!

WALUIGI: But the banker just got me $100 for free!

COPS: OK. But you are still under arrest for one night because...WE HATE THE COLOR PURPLE! And we...are taking your money back to the bank!

The COPS take WALUIGI to jail for one night.

(one night later...)

WALUIGI walks in WARIO'S house and makes it to WARIO, still using the internet.

WARIO: Did you get your own computer?

WALUIGI: Can I share yours?

WARIO: As long as you don't BREAK IT, yes.

WALUIGI: Great! Because I'm downloading ROBLOX on it!\

WARIO: What............NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N ON ONONONONOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(To be continued, stick around for the next episode)

Episode 12: Waluigi Plays ROBLOX As A Guest
(A flashback starts with no sound. Wario is seen shocked because Waluigi was going to play ROBLOX. Flashback ends.)

Wario: Ok, so...you are going to PLAY...ROBLOX....

Waluigi: Yes, yes I am.

Wario: WHAT THE @#@# ARE YOU THINKING?!

Waluigi: Why? Why is ROBLOX so bad? It's fun!

Wario: THE ADMINS BANNED ME ONCE! I CREATE ANOTHER ACCOUNT AND SENDED TELEMON A HATE MAIL ABOUT BEING BANNED!

Waluigi: Well, all you have to do is read the rules and your done! By the way, I'm gonna play as a GUEST!

Wario: Ok, if any guest mode is on, that's ok.

(Waluigi gets on the computer. He simply types the website. Then, a ROBLOX file get's in the desktop.)

Wario: Really? All you have to do...is TYPE THE WEBSITE LINK???

Waluigi: Yeah, that's it. Simple!

Wario: Whatever...hey there is a guest mode! Let's go with this ROBLOX game!

(Then, Waluigi starts playing ROBLOX as a guest. It zoomed on Wario's computer screen. The game appears to be Sword Fights on the Hieghts IV. This lasts for about 5 minutes, until waluigi's charactor get's BLOXED.)

Wario: Ha! You got killed!

Waluigi: Never mind, I will play another game.

Wario: Hey! It's my turn to play!

Waluigi: No, let me play for another 5 minutes!

Wario: GO TAKE TURNS!

Waluigi: No, you!

Wario: No, you!

Waluigi: No, you!

Wario: No, f@#$ you!

Waluigi: OOOOHH!!!!!!!!

Wario: Nonono! I never mean that!

Waluigi: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

Wario: F%@%!@%!&!&!@%&!@&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SH@# SHAADADADADADAUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(An error appears in the middle of the ROBLOX game, it read "Error: ROBLOX not found. It may not exist".)

(Wario and Waluigi notices)

Wario: ...........................................We need to never play ROBLOX again.

Waluigi: Yeah, let's end this episode already.

(end of episode)

Episode 13: Waluigi Looks At UnMario Wiki
Waluigi is watching Wario playing on the computer.

Waluigi: Can I use the computer?

Wario: Fine...

Wario get's out of the computer. Waluigi comes online.

Waluigi: Hey Wario! What wiki is this?

Wario: Something called Un Mario Wiki...

Waluigi: Let's check it!

Waluigi clicks on the link. Then our own Un Mario Wiki comes out.

Waluigi: Hey! What's that The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show article?

Wario: Umm, I think.......IT'S OUR OWN SHOW...ON THE UN MARIO WIKI!

Waluigi: Yeah! But that template says that it has a bunch of redlinks!

Wario: Let's make the summarys for all episodes!

Waluigi: Yeah! Er..wait. Shouldn't we look at the other stuff?

Wario: Nah I'm bored. And I like the episode to end people.

Episode ends.

Episode 14: Waluigi Gets Killed by Trolls
Wario is playing on his computer again. Waluigi comes in.

Wario: What?!

Waluigi: Can I borrow your computer?

Wario: Again, fine...

Waluigi get's on the computer. Wario watches. Suddenly, a message from 787ihateyoufuker12 comes in Wario's inbox.

Wario: Is that a message on my inbox?

Waluigi: Let's read it.

Waluigi get's on the inbox. Waluigi opens the message. It read: "LOLATYOURSW@G DUDE CLICK ON THID BTTON DOOD". Wario is shocked.

Wario: Umm, is it a virus?

Waluigi: I don't know, since there is no Anti-virus software in your computer. I recommend you get it.

Wario: WHAT?! I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MONEY ON AN IMPORTANT ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE!

Waluigi: It's either that, or a virus on your computer.

Wario: Gee, why do you have to be so smart every time...I will click on it anyway!

Waluigi: Ok...but I warned you.

Wario clicked on the button. Then, lotsa messages from other trolls appear. All these messages say "LOL YOU ARE SCREWED HAHAHAHAHA LOLATYOURSW@G"

Wario: It's the Troll Virus! We gotta get anti-virus software fast!

Waluigi: But it's already too late...

Wario: JUST GET IT ALREADY!

Waluigi notices that random people (Mostly trolls) are outside Wario's house. Waluigi was shocked and runs for his life.

Waluigi got chased by the trolls as he passes into a nondescript McDonalds Restuarant. He orders a Big Mac and throws the Big Mac at the trolls. They started to increase the chances of Waluigi's fate being crushed. Waluigi then breaks out the window and passes a lot of nondescript places. Such as: Nintendon't Base, NintenDO base, the basketball game with New Luigi (with his signed basketball from Bill Cosby), New Mario's cupcake factory (yes, the one from here), Evil Guy Tower, and lots more, until he is cornered on a nondescript wall. The Trolls are holding guns. They attempt to shoot Waluigi, and Waluigi said the F word and dodges the bullets in slow motion.

Trolls: MUHAHAHAHAHA I LOL AT YOUR SW@G NOW YOU WON['T WIN!!1!!11!

Waluigi: Oh yeah? (pulls out a MK 9000) Well f@$@ you then! (the trolls shoot waluigi easily as the trolls have a stronger weapon)

Trolls: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA LLOLOLOLO AT YOUR SW@G SW@G TROLLS HAVE SW@G SUN@!!!!1!!!11111!!!!!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA

The end.

Episode 15: You're Not Tough Unless You Grow a Mustache
Wario is taking a nap. Baby Tario comes in.

Baby Tario: Hi Wario!

Wario: Hello! How are you doing?

Baby Tario: Good...hey may I make the Koopa Mafia get a game over on there heads? It's really cool to kill them!

Wario: I suggest you get a mustache for that. Bowser may soon fight the Koopa Mafia, and Homer Simpson too, even if they don't get a mustache, so they are the only ones to fight without a mustache.

Baby Tario: That's not fair! I have a fake mustache!

Wario:.....that dosen't count.

Baby Tario; Pleeeeaaseee?????

Wario; NO! NOW GO GET A MUSTACHE!

Baby Tario: Hmph! I don't care about the mustache rule anyway! (walks away)

Wario: That little brat! And I mean: he's more of a brat then an X-Man! Why I oughta:

Homer: Why don't you try to force Baby Tario to get his mustache?

Wario: Great Idea!

Wario is outside Nim-nom and Baby Tario's house.

Wario: Great! That's the plan!

Homer: Ok. We need to sneek up on Baby Tario and kidnapp him and get the mustache at Baby Tario's face by force!

Wario: Alllright!

Wario and Homer enter the house, without Nim-nom or Baby Tario noticing it. Neither getting grabbed by Wario and Homer and taking the baby to the base.

Baby Tario: What's going on, here?

Wario: F@$# you, that's why.

Wario and Homer decide to put a real mustache and using glue to put on Baby Tario's face, and Baby Tario screamed, until Nim-nom comes in.

Nim-nom: HEY! YOU BETTER NOT KIDDNAP MY BABY AND TRY TO GET A MUSTACHE ON HIM BY FORCE USING PERMENENT GLUE! NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT, I WILL VANDALIZE YOUR SHOW ARTICLE IN THE UN MARIO WIKI!!!!!!!!!!

Nim-nom goes back to his house with Baby Tario after finishing his sentence.

Wario: We should really stop giving people mustaches.

Homer: Yea.

The end.

Episode 16: Tummy Tummy Tummy
Wario is sitting on a chair near a table with Bowser. Bowser tries to get the cheese, but Wario grabs it.

Bowser: Hey! I thought I touched the cheese first! Boss, this is a major problem!

Wario: HEY! I WANTED THAT CHEESE FIRST ANYWAY!

Bowser: Nuh-uh! I touched it first, so I will eat it!

Wario: F@$$ YOU! YOU SH@# FACE! I WANTED IT FIRST!

Bowser: NO YOU DIDN'T, FATA$$!

The conflict continues as they say unidentifiable language, but the swear words are still heard.

(conflict continues)

Waluigi: Guys! What's wrong?

Bowser: I MANAGED TO TOUCH THE CHEESE FIRST, BUT WARIO GRABS IT AND TRIES TO EAT IT UNTIL I STOP HIM!

Wario: YEAH! HE STARTED IT, TOO!

Bowser: NO! HE STARTED IT!

Waluigi: Guys! We don't need a conflict like that!

Wario: Well how do we stop it then!

Waluigi: Well, one thing that the cheese belonged to our Tummy Tummy Tummy! Why don't you cut it in half so then you both eat it?

Wario; Yeah, I can go with that.

Bowser: Me too.

And so Wario cut the cheese. Bowser threw the cheese on his face.

Wario: .........F@!%^!%^!@^@!&^@!&^@!&^@!&^!@&^ F%@%%! YOU ASSSSHOOOOLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!UHYFEWHIUYEDAWIUHYEDAU^@!!&*^!@&*^!@~*@*!*~!~*!~*(^!@!^@!^!@&!@&*@!2Q33232132!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!121!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario's head explodes. But comes back as Wario points the finger at the cheese that Bowser throwed at his face.

Wario: THIS MEANS WAR, YOU SON OF A CHEESY CHIPMUNK!

The End.

Episode 17: Fighting in a Dark Remote Alley
One night, Wario and Bowser were watching television.

WALUIGI: Urg, Wario...

WARIO: Go to sleep!

WALUIGI: Fine.

WARIO: Great! Let's go!

Meanwhile... In the dark remote alley...

DRY BONES: Alright guys, listen up! I wanna tell you something!

MEGAMAN: What teh feck? (eyeballs implode)

WARIO: Dry Bones!?!?

DRY BONES: WHAT!?!?!?

WARIO: This means...

HOMER: Big trouble!!!!!!

(WARIO fights DRY BONES)

WARIO: This is sparta!!!!!!!!!!!

DRY BONES: YARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(victory music)

WARIO: Alright! we did it!

The End!

Episode 18: Water Balloons!!!
Wario is just walking, while Nim-nom is on the grass, and throws a Water Balloon at Wario.

Wario: Hey!

Nim-nom: Haha! That's what you get for trying to put a mustache on my son!

Wario: Hey! I thought you give me a threatning punishment once and we agree never to do it again!

Nim-nom: Not this time! Instead, I throw a Water Balloon at you for your punishment!

Wario: I'll punch you!

Nim-nom: Try me!

Wario uses his punching fist and tries to reach Nim-nom.

Nim-nom: Baby Tario, go!

Baby Tario throws 20 water balloons at Wario, hitting Wario's eyes. Wario goes blind.

Meanwhile in the hospital, Wario was laying in the Hospital Bed. Waluigi comes in. The Doctor tells him the results. (He is Dr. Mario)

Dr. Mario: I'm afraid he's never going to see again.

Waluigi: Oh no!

Dr. Mario: But he IS going to see next episode!

All of the X-Men: YAY!!!

The End.

Episode 19: No More Ham
One morning, WARIO prepares for his late-morning-breakfast, but something goes terribly wrong!

WARIO: (hums) Ah! NOOOOOOO!!!! Why did I eat so much ham! (sobs)

WALUIGI: What's the matter?

WARIO: All the ham is stolen!

WALUIGI: Hmmm... We'll ask Bowser if he could find your ham.

WARIO: 'K

BOWSER is in Wario's Kitchen.

Wario walks in.

Wario: Hey bowser, you mind getting some ham? I ran out.

Bowser: They were stolen by Tiny Moron!

Wario: (screams) FUUUUUUUU- (head explodes but comes back) THAT'S IT, TINY MORON IS GOING TO DIE FOR 523423431423 YEARS!

Tiny Moron is outside Wario's House.

Wario is behind Tiny Moron.

Wario: HEY, TINY MORON!!!

Tiny Moron: What?

Wario: THIS. IS. STARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tiny Moron: Urrrghghhghghgrhesfeawodwea

(victory music)

Wario: Yay! I got the ham back!

THE END!

Episode 20: On the Side of Good?
Nim-nom: I will not be evil right now, so I'll just eat a Big Mac from McDonalds, and 20 McNuggets. (goes inside)

Ronald McDonald: So what can I do for you?

Nim-nom: (shoots Ronald)

Nim-nom: I'll just be evil again! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wario is on his computer, looking at the Un Mario Wiki. Then, he checks his show article.

Wario: IT'S DELETED?! (like dark vader) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waluigi walks in.

Waluigi: What's wrong?

Wario: SOME IDIOT DELETED MY SHOW ARTICLE! THAT'S IT, WALUIGI, YOU FIND THE PAGE DELETER!

Waluigi: Ok...

Nim-nom is laughing evily. Waluigi comes in.

Nim-nom: DON'T KILL ME I'M ON THE SIDE OF GOOD! BABY TARIO!

Baby Tario: (throws 20 eater balloons at Waluigi's eyes)

Waluig: On the Side of Good? (goes blind)

Wario: JUST TELL ME! WHEN IS HIS EYES GONNA SEE AGAIN?!

Dr. Mario: Just next episode.

All of X-Men: YAY!!!

The End.

Episode 21: Peach Has a Crush on Wario Which Is Kinda Weird
Dry Bones is at the Koopa Mafia secret base looking at pictures of his girlfriend.

Dry Bones: Ah Lynda. Where have you been all my life?

Then suddenly Dry Bones has an idea.

Dry Bones: Wow! I suddenly have an idea!

Dry Bones runs up to Goomba.

Dry Bones: Hey Goomba. Guess what? I've got an idea!

Goomba: I don't (BLEEP)ing care!

Goomba walks away.

Dry Bones: Well who needs you!

Dry Bones takes out his gun and shoots Goomba. Then Dry Bones looks at the viewer and starts to talk

Dry Bones: I will discuise myself as Princess Peach, put on toxic lipstick, and pretend I have a crush on Wario. Then I'll kiss him and Bye bye Wario.

Viewer: I don't (BLEEP)ing care either.

Dry Bones: Well who needs you!

Dry Bones then takes out his gun and shoots the viewer.

Dry Bones is in the bathroom changing. He finally finishes.

Dry Bones: Oh yeah I'm am beautiful.

Then Dry Bones leaves the enemy base with a purse.

Wario is walking down the street and see's Dry Bones.

Wario: Eww. Who is that ugly girl?

Dry Bones see's Wario and walks up to him.

Dry Bones: (In a girly voice)Oh I there sunny. You are so attractive. Mind if we go on a little date?

Wario: No way your ugly.

Dry Bones: I'll give you 20 bucks.

Wario: Deal. Meet me at McDonald's tomorrow at 6:00pm.

Dry Bones: Tomorrow?

Wario: Yeah. Tonight I have to kill Dry Bones.

Dry Bones: I'll give you 20 more bucks.

Wario: Deal.

Wario and Dry Bones are at McDonald's, sitting at a table. The waiter walks up.

Waiter: What can I do for you two?

Wario: Go get us two Big Macs.

Waiter: Two Big Macs coming up.

The waiter walks away.

Dry Bones: Well now what should we do?

Wario: I don't know? Lets have a staring contest.

Dry Bones: Well I was thinking we do a little smooching.

Wario: We just got here. Come on! Can you be patient?

Dry Bones: Fine.

The two of them start their staring contest. Then the waiter comes back with their Big Macs.

Wario: Thanks.

Waiter: That will be 40$.

Wario: Oh come on! I just got this money.

Dry Bones: I'll handle it.

Dry Bones gives the money to the waiter. The waiter then walks away.

Dry Bones: Well now tell me about your life sunny.

Wario is about to tell Dry Bones about his life when Ronald McDonald busts in.

Ronald McDonald: May I have everyones attention. There is a fire in the playing area. Could everyone please evacuate!

Everyone starts running around screaming and Wario and Dry Bones evacuate.

Wario and Dry Bones are standing on the side walk and it is night.

Dry Bones: I'm sorry for such a rough night.

Wario: That's O.K.

Dry Bones: Can we have that smooch now?

Wario: Sure!

The of them are about to kiss, but then Dry Bones starts chocking.

Wario: What's the matter

Dry Bones: Ack! A reaction from the toxic lipstick! Ack!

Wario: Toxic lipstick?

Then Dry Bones falls on the floor and dies. His wig falls of so Wario can see its Dry Bones.

Wario: Oh well. I knew it was Dry Bones. Oh Well. At least I have 40$.

Then Wario leaves.

The End

Episode 22: Welcome Home, Cowser!
Wario is waiting for someone near his door. Someone knocks on the door.

Wario: That must be the new member that called me!

The door opens.

Cowser: Hey, Wario!

Wario: (waves) Oh hi, Cowser!

Cowser: Hi. May I scare the Koopa Mafia with my mouth?

Wario: Sure! HEY, WALUIGI!!! COME IN!!!

Waluigi: What, boss?

Wario: We got a new member today!

Waluigi: What member?

Wario: Meet...COWSER!

Cowser: Hi...wal-something...

Wario: Waluigi.

Cowser: Hey, Waluigi! Thanks for helping me get the name here...

Nim-nom is in a bush outside Wario's house.

Nim-nom: You hear that, Baby Tario? He's secretly pudding!

Baby Tario: But you mistaked EVERYONE for pudding!

Nim-nom: SHUT UP! Oh I'm sorry, did I scare you?

Baby Tario: No, but I still think that though.

Nim-nom: We gotta find out the truth about Cowser being pudding!

Baby Tario: We could SHOW, him putting and eat it!

Nim-nom: Good idea! Then he will admit that he's made out of pudding! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nim-nom and Baby Tario is hiding somewhere in Wario's House. Cowser is shown.

Cowser: Hmm, what to do now...

Nim-nom comes out of hiding. So is Baby Tario with pudding.

Nim-nom: You like pudding? Well we have pudding too! Taste some and we will find out the truth!

Baby Tario: Yeah!

Cowser: I'm not made of pudding!

Nim-nom and Baby Tario both eat the pudding.

Nim-nom: Mmm, tastes like you! Now go admit your made out of pudding NOW!

Cowser slaps Nim-nom in the face.

Nim-nom: FAWK!

Baby Tario: Nim-nom made a swear! Waaah!

Nim-nom: SHUT UP BABY TARIO!

Wario: What's going on here?

Nim-nom: QUICK! RUN!

Wario: (walks in after Baby Tario and Nim-nom runs away) What's wrong?

Cowser: Nothing.

Wario: Ok. I thought I heard so many sounds here.

Nim-nom is at his house. So do Baby Tario.

Baby Tario: We are so NOT close!

Nim-nom: Yeah! Your right Baby Tario! We need to work harder!

???????: (outside): KATSU!!!!! (explosion)

Goomba: (in koopa mafia): NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (explodes)

Dry Bones: GET HIM!

???????: KATSU KATSU KATSU KATSU!!!!!!!!!!

Four Explosians Appear.

Nim-nom comes near Deidara (yes, that's the one who learned Katsu).

Deidara: What?!

Baby Tario: Can you help us?

Deidara: Sorry, I don't help strangers. Nah just kdding, I can help anyone as long as they are not my enemy.

Nim-nom: Come with us. We will share our plan.

Deidara, Nim-nom and Baby Tario was in Nim-nom's house.

Deidara: That was the ridiculous plan ever!

Nim-nom: Just do Katsu until Cowser admits he's made out of pudding!

Nim-nom, Baby Tario, and Deidara walk, until Wario and Waluigi and the Rest of the X-Men and Cowser bump into him.

Wario: We know what you are planning, Nim-nom, Baby Tario, and that Katsu guy!

Weegee: Not so fast! I chose you! GUIYII!!!!!

Wario: Weegee?

Guiyii appears.

Weegee: This is the Failed Fakegee Experiment from me looking at the mirror! He's gonna challenge you for a Rap Battle! Wario, pick two champions!

Waluigi: I'm only good at "Failing at Human Beat Boxing".

Homer: Can you pick me? I can do a Sparta Remix!

Wario: Ok, anyone else?

Waluigi: Nope. I think there's nobody else good enough to hire for The Rapping Competion.

Wario: FINE! I'll enter myself!

Nim-nom, and Baby Tario: Can we come to?

Deidara: I'll fight the X-Men team when the competion finishes.

Weegee: Ok. I will run in the 90s when it's my turn. Looks like it's 5 versus 2, Wario!

Wario: I'll go first!

Wario: How's this!

Homer: I'll go next. Choke on THIS!

The episode rests from airing to air some commercials, and come back.

After the break, the Rap Battle was still going.

Weegee: So, Nim-nom, can you do a rap?

Nim-nom: I sorta have a rap song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IsQyOt3Qrs

Baby Tario: Enough messing around with this song! It's my turn! www.youtube.com/watch?v=We1AQetsAx4

Weegee: Now, may I?

Deidara: Yeah, go ahead.

Weegee: Ok. www.youtube.come/watch?v=A_6zEe3ss80

Weegee: Guiyii?

Guiyii: Yes. I will do the honors. Prepare to be PWNED!

Wario: Like we are afraid of YOU!

Guiyii: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbZErRrEPVs

Wario and Homer faints.

Nim-nom: Now Deidara, you may do.

Deidara: Alright. KATSU!!!!! (explosion)

Wario and Homer: OW! (flies behind the whole X-Men) X-MEN! ATTAAACCKKK!!!!!!!!

Deidara: KATSU KATSU KATSU KATSU KATSU KAAAATTSUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (6 explosions)

Wario: Damnit! (The whole X-Men falls to the ground)

Deidara: You lose, Wario!

Wario: Give me some garlic before you lead to my death!

Deidara: Do you have a refridgerator?

Weegee: I'll get it.

Weegee steps inside Wario's House and getted some garlic. Weegee goes back outside.

Weegee: Heres some garlic! Why is there a gun in the fridge?

Wario: In case some evil guys come!

Baby Tario: That guy's crazy.

Wario eats the whole garlic. Then, he becomes Wario-man.

Wario-man: Ha! You will never beat me! I'm Wario-man! I'm invincable!

Deidara: We'll see. KATSUU!!! (explosion covers dust on Wario-man) Let's see you be invincable now!

Wario-man: And I'm still invincable.

Deidara: WHAT?

Wario-man: THIS, IS, SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (kicks Deidara so hard that he flies somewhere)

Nim-nom, Baby Tario, Weegee, and Guiyii gasped.

Nim-nom: You win this round, Wario, or Wario-man!

Baby Tario: But we will be back!

Weegee: I'm going to get back to The Fakegee Club.

Guiyii: I gotta get back to my home base. Tachin is calling on me.

Nim-nom: Well, that's two people away, and only two of us left! But THIS, won't be still over! I will come back!!! Come, Warp Star!!!

Baby Tario: See you, when ever we feel like to attack more!

Wario-man turns back to normal, and looks at the X-Men team, still lying on the floor.

Wario: Come on guys. Let's go.

Waluigi: (get's up) Ugh! That hurts!

Wario: Go tell the others that, we won, and we are gonna rest for a while.

Waluigi: Ok.

(credits roll)

(This is an extra scene after the credits. However, this is not shown in the DVD version of Season 1.)

Cuts to The Koopa Mafia.

Dry Bones: We lost our place! And a goomba!

Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About: Atleast that guy left! Say, we haven't attacked Wario in a while!

Dry Bones: How about we do it now? I would love to torture them again! Wait a minute! Maybe we should just wait after the next episode after this episode.

Koopa General: Ok, boss.

(The REAL End. Fade to Black.)

Episode 23: Wario Is Mad
Wario is sitting on the sofa watching TV. All of a sudden, he becomes really furious. Wario jumps of the couch, runs around the house, and crashes into the wall, which falls down on George W. Bush. Wario then runs up to Waluigi

Wario: OMG! I really want to punch someone and you know what?! I probably will!

Waluigi then pees his pants, runs off, and Squadala Man flies threw the window.

Squadala Man: Come!

Wario's head then asplodes for no reason.

Writer 1: Oh Noes! Wario's head asploded. How will he come back to life?

Writer 2: I know.

Then back in the X-Men's secret base, a magic balloon flies threw the window and pops. Wario then becomes mad because he didn't come back to life. And he grabs Waluigi.

Waluigi: Mommy! Wah!

Wario then throws Waluigi on the ground causing him to asplode and Wario kills everybody.

Wario: Oh noes! Because I was mad, I killed everyone. Well today I learned a valuable lesson. Pickle juice is good for you!

This random line causes Justin Bieber's head to asplode.

The End

Episode 24: Big Trouble
The Koopa Mafia is sitting down on the ground while Bob the Builder and his Team fix the Koopa Mafia HQ.

Goomba Troop: Ok. We have to think of a new plan to toture the Wario Bros. Tiny Moron, you may speak.

Tiny Moron: Well, I helped the Wario Bros, once.

Dry Bones: No! Naughty Tiny Moron! AND WHATEVER THE ACTION IS WILL BE COMING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK!!!

Tiny Moron: Well fawk you then! (takes out gun and shoots at random targets but did not hurt The Whole Koopa Mafia)

Dry Bones: CALM HIM DOWN WITH.....I don't know.

Troop Goomba: But we won't be able to calm him down until we do something!

Dry Bones: Wait! (hits Tiny Moron with a frying pan) There! He stops!

Koopa Troopa: How about we get the guy who keeps yelling Katsu with random explosives for no reason?

Dry Bones: No. He might blow us up.

Troop Goomba: Wait! I think we know the plan!

Cut to Evil Guy Tower. Evil Guy is sitting in his chair, eating cheese. The Koopa Mafia jumps in.

Evil Guy: Who are you?!

Troop Goomba: We are the Koopa Mafia! Can you help us Defeat Wario?

Evil Guy: Hmm, I don't know that person...Wait! I just remembered! He's the one who created his own show! I watched it and I hate it! You were in it too?

The Koopa Mafia; Yes.

Evil Guy: Well, I can help you. Pickle, FERNANDO!

Pickle and Fernando appear.

Pickle: What, boss?

Evil Guy: I just had an idea! Let me tell you...

Fade to Black.

Cut to Wario's House. Wario is playing on the computer. Meanwhile, outside...

Fernando: Are you sure about that boss?

Evil Guy: Yes, It may be the only way to destroy Wario for good. This pendent can allow me to switch to look like Evil Evil Guy, Evil Evil Evil guy, Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Guy. I can try Evil Evil Guy.

Koopa Troopa: Alright. Try Evil Evil Guy.

Evil Guy puts the pendent to select a Evil Guy Family character to become like (like an IPAD). He choses Evil Evil Guy. Evil Guy changes into Evil Evil Guy.

Evil Guy x2: I'ved been revived! Now, to try to destroy Wario!

Evil Guy x2 uses a cheese lazor at Wario's House, Then, Wario's House was made into cheese. Then Evil Guy x2 eated Wario's (cheese) House.

Wario: What's the BIG IDEA!!!!!???

Evil Guy x2 grabs the pendent and changes his appearance to Evil Guy x6.

Evil Guy x6: Noooowwwwwww yoooooouuuuuu maaaaaayyyyy diiiiieeeeeee............(does a huge explosion the size of an Eygpt Temple)

Evil Guy x6 changes back to Evil Guy.

Evil Guy: Also, the only thing I can't control when I'm Evil Guy x6 is the voice. That's how Evil Guy x6 speaks.

Fade to Black.

THE END!

Episode 25: Sneaking into a G-Rated Movie!
Baby Tario is outside a Movie Theater. He is called Tario in this episode.

Tario: Ha! I am gonna sneek into a G-Rated Movie!

Tario goes inside.

Tario then reads the sign. It says: "NO BAD GUYS ALLOWED!"

Wario: Go inside if your part of the X-Men or future member! No familiar characters who may be evil! ALSO THIS MOVIE IS RATED G FOR GRAPHIC!

Tario get passes Wario and in the Theater.

Tario is sitting, watching the movie. (This movie is called Evil Guy 008.)

Wario: Hey! Did I notice something here?!

Tario: OH NO!

Everyone: SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nim-nom: Cmon, hide!

Wario grabs Tario before he can hide.

Nim-nom: Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: LET'S BEAT HIM UP!

Fade to Black as Wario bodyslams Tario.

The End.

Episode 26: Wars with Swords!
Wario is playing on his computer.

The Koopa Mafia is outside. With swords.

Dry Bones: We have to raid the Wario Bros. with our swords!

Troop Goomba: But what if we get shot by guns? They have guns! You know?

Dry Bones: SHUT UP, YOU FUCK GOOMBA!

Troop Goomba: Tiny Moron, let's ignore him. He's a jerk.

Tiny Moron: Yeah. (slices Dry Bones with sword)

Tiny Moron: Koopa Troopa, you want to be the new commander?

Koopa: Actually I'm Dry Bones in disquise.

Tiny Moron: But isn't that...

Dry Bones: (takes of coustume) No worries, that was a fake. During the time we kidnapped waluigi,I secretly cloned myself. Remember the time I got shot by ????? I recovered and continued wearing this coustume. I knew when I create a clone of myself it get's unstable. What machine I cloned with is the Wa-Machine. And the fake one is called Wa-Bones.

The real Dry Bones uses the Wa-Machine and the change the setting to Trap: Wa-Bones, and Wa-Bones was sucked in.

Wa-Bones: FUUUUCKKK YOOOOOOooooooouuuuuu.................

Wario is STILL playing on the computer, listening to some music.

The Koopa Mafia comes in.

Wario: What do you want this time?!

Dry Bones: We....want a sword fight! So, pick your swords!

Wario: Homer Simpson! Do you have any swords?

Homer: No. DOH!

Wario: I got mine!

Waluigi: So let's get it on!

Wario: It will be best if we do it in a abandoned house.

Troop Goomba: Yeah, I think it is fair.

Cut to an Abandoned House. The Whole X-Men and Koopa Mafia is standing in the backyard.

Wario: Now....FIGHT!

Dry Bones: Now boys....FUCK HIM UP!

The Wario Bros. and Koopa Mafia start fighting. An epic theme for the fight is added. (This is the theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXELTWot_FI

Dry Bones: Ha! I beated you! You lose Wario!

Wario: Hey! Give me some garlic!

Dry Bones: I'm not gonna fall for that!

Waluigi: Wario! Catch!

Waluigi throws the garlic at Wario's Mouth. Wario becames Wario-man.

Dry Bones: FUCK!

The End, as it turned into a black screen with the Words Game Over as the game over theme from Super Mario Bros. played.

Episode 27: You Stupid Fuddy Duddy!
Wario is playing on the computer.

Bowser: Wario!

Wario: ...What?

Bowser: You stupid fuddy duddy!

Wario: FAWK YOU! (puts gun in head and made it explode and lot's of blood covers the room)

Bowser: ...............Umm.......boss?

THE END!

Episode 28: Barrel Buddies
Nim-nom sees a barrel and hugs it. THE END!

Episode 29: Locked in the Bathroom for 17 Years
WARIO eats a couple of tons of beans and makes his biggest dream come true. A second later Waluigi shoots him with a banana Waluigi uses his banana again Bowser spent 17 years on deciding on what to do Silence Waluigi takes out his banana but discovers that it's rotten a strange silence has fallen among them
 * Wario *farts loud up to 260 decibels*- Oh man, that was a good one.
 * Bowser - No, it wasn't. Even Peach can do better.
 * Wario - You think so?.
 * Bowser - Of course! when I kidnapped her last time, she managed to escape using her gasses.
 * Waluigi - That's why Mario loves her. She isn't worth of a geeky freak like that.
 * Wario - So, what are you waiting for? go and kidnap her, now!
 * Waluigi - Don't look at me! Bowser is the specialist in it.
 * Wario - Excuse me for a second but I have to go to the toilet.
 * Bowser - After the Koomba Wars, there's only one left in the whole universe, so hurry!
 * Wario - Don't plan anything without me! See ya in a second!
 * Bowser - He's not back yet! What happened to him?
 * Waluigi - Let's check wut happened to him.
 * Dimentio - Why? He should mamage by himself in a bathroom. He's not a baby... I think...
 * Super Dimentio - Let's just phone him. Check if he's all right.
 * Ultra Dimentio - We're not gonna waste our money on that!
 * Bowser - So, we have one less loser to feed.
 * Waluigi - Hurry! The episode is gonna finish in 17 years!
 * Wabowarigi - That's plenty of time! how about leaving Wario in bathroom for the rest of the episode?
 * Bowser - 'K. What we will do during those 17 years?
 * Shigeru Miyaymoto - Enjoying the freedom from a fat boss?
 * Waluigi - You dare calling Wario fat!
 * Baby George W. Bush - Let's play videogames for the rest of our lives!
 * Waluigi - Nah, they're boring.
 * Bowser - So wut we can do?
 * Waluigi - Hurry up! we'll soon have to rescue Wario!
 * Bowser - Who said about rescuing Wario? The show would be much better without him!
 * Wabowarigi - No, it can't! It's called Wario Bros. Wah-wah show!
 * Bowser - So, change the name of it!
 * Waluigi - But if we change the name, we won't be in this show anymore!
 * Bowser - Who votes for Bowser Bros. Wah-wah Show?
 * Waluigi - Our time for this episode is up! let's say cheerio to our audience... If we have any...
 * Bowser - You're weird! Our show is s crap that it's barely watched. See them? *Points at you* They're not even looking at us!
 * Wabowarigi - Aha! We have some audience so...
 * Baby Bowser - We're not gonna loose our job! Bwa ha ha ha! ehm... I mean yay.
 * Wawario - This show sucks...
 * you - Yup! it could be a lot better if you...
 * Bowser - Hey, you're not even in this show! Waluigi, you know what to do...
 * Waluigi - Oh noez! I've nearly forgotten about my preacious weapon! Sorry ma'am!
 * Bowser - Hey, listen! What we're going to do with this guy?
 * Bowser Jr - Man, I'm getting kinda bored now. can we finish now?
 * Wabowarigi - Nope.

The End

Episode 30: Taking Down George Bush
Wario: I'm bored! (Wario is sitting down in his couch at his house.)

Homer: So am I.

Wario: What do we do?

Bowser: Kill the Koopa Mafia?

Cowser: No! We already did this!

Wario: Cowser! I haven't seen you since the time we met!

Cowser: Hello again Wario.

Someone knocks on the door.

Wario: I'll get it!

Wario opens the door. And to their suprise: It's GUIYII!!!!

Wario: Guiyii?!!!?!?!?!

Guiyii: Yes it's me. I have a mission and I need your help.

Wario: What mission?

Guiyii: To take down George W. Bush.

Wario: REALLY?! I wanted to do that since this show was created!

Guiyii: Let's go then!

Guiyii is near the Black House, so is the X-Men.

George Bush is walking around.

Guiyii and the X-Men: GET HIIIMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario and the X-Men attack with all their attacks. After that, George Bush is coughing blood.

George Bush: ........................................

Guiyii: Guiyii uses stare!

George Bush exploded.

Guiyii: I almost forgot! I have an extra mission for you!

Wario: What mission?

Guiyii: Let's take the Black House down!

Fade to Black as the words To be Continued appears on the screen.

Episode 31: Let's Take the Black House Down! (Part 1)
Wario and Co. is near the Black House.

Wario: Well what are you waiting for?! Let's go inside!

Wario and Co. go inside. But something is secretly in some door.

Wario: What is that?

Giygas: ......................................hmmm.................

Guiyii: I think that's Giygas. Let's open that door. (opens door)

Giygas: ...............................................................

Wario: Don't just stand there say something, "Giygas"!

Giygas: ......................................

Men in the Suit #1: INTRUDER! GET HIM!

Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giygas: YOU CANNOT GRASP THE POWER OF GIYGAS' ATTACK!

Wario: Eh?

Giygas' attack hit Men in the Suit #1. The other Men in the Suit's appear.

Wario: GET THEMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men in the Suits: GET THEMMMMMMM GET THEMMMMM FOR THE BLACK HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

(They fight and they fight as this theme play: www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8RChGcK9mw)

The Last men in the Suit las lying on the ground.

Guiyii: (uses www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MTO1PQF-Ps)

The Last men in the Suit explodes.

Wario: Cmon! Let's keep going! Are you coming too?

Giygas: (teleports everywhere)

Wario: Yeah, I guess you could use that power.

To be continued...

Episode 32: Let's Take the Black House Down! (Part 2)
Wario and Co. are moving up the stairs, while Giygas teleports there.

Wario: Look!

Nim-nom: Ha! You can't beat me now!

Wario: And why should we ever not?!

Nim-nom: Fools! I have the power to withstand anything! So do Baby Tario!

Baby Tario: Yeah! You can't beat us u- (get's beaten up by Wario)

Nim-nom: Impossible! No one can beat this baby up! Now I'm screwed...and I lied.

Wario: BEAT UP THE MEN IN THE SUITS EVERYBODY!

Everybody beats up the Men in the Suits. After they done that, Guiyii www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MTO1PQF-Ps (uses stare at Nim-nom) and Nim-nom explodes.

Wario: Hey guys! I just saw a hidden Man in the Suit!

Giygas uses another attack that make all the people (but not Wario and Co.) in the floor explode.

Wario: WOAH!

Waluigi: Come on! We need to proceed!

Wario and Co. continue to walk up the stairs to the 3rd and Final Floor.

To be Continued...

Episode 33: Let's Take the Black House Down! (Part 3)
Wario and Co. move on to the Third Floor.

Wario: That's George W. Bush's desk! Atleast no one is here. Wanna destroy the Black House?

Guiyii: I'll fuse with Giygas and then destroy it.

Wario: Ok.

Guiyii touches Giygas and became Guiygas. Then, Guiygas uses stare and after that, uses screamer and the Black House exploded. This leads to Wario and Co falling down, safely to the ground. In the process, Guiygas defuses and Guiyii and Giygas was shown. They all landed safely too.

(victory music)

Wario: Alright! We did it!

Guiyii: I'll go back to Tachin's base.

Wario: And we are going to go back to my house!

Giygas: And I am going back to my Final Boss space.

The End!
 * BANKER: So, what can I do for you?
 * WALUIGI: Oh no, not this again!
 * WARIO: Can I please take all your money?
 * WALUIGI: Phew.
 * BANKER: Sure! *gives all the money* Here you go.

WARIO and co go out of the bank.
 * BOWSER: Wow, that was fast!
 * WARIO: Doesn't matter! To the store!

The cops appear.
 * WARIO: Oh sh**!