George W. Bush



George W. Bush (also known as Miserable Failure) is a fictional guy in the Marioverse. He likes disco. Oh, and corn, don't forget corn. He appeared as a boss in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Shmaga. He was sent to guard the border line, but slacked off. He is the leader of the UnMarioWiki Mascots.



Biography
George W. Bush started off as a baby tadpole who stumbled upon Mario's Pad in the lily pond. Luigi wanted to throw him back into the pond, but Mario decided to keep him and raise him, which proved to be a mistake.



Later on, Bush ran for president of the Mushroom Kingdom and narrowly beat his opponent, Al Bore. Under the mind control of Bowser, he signed the "No Child's Left Behind" act, which banned children from exposing their left buttock in public, and made a lot of other mistakes, too.

Later he wrote an Autobiography, which was mistakingly named Darketh Prognosticuth of Evilneth. Dimentio thought random sentences was a sign of him governing the Universe.

TV Series
George W. Bush also got his own TV series. It was cancelled after adults found out how much Mario fans hated him. The final episode was called George's Flowers where he bought flowers for his girlfriend who ate the flowers.

Criticism
George W. Bush is often misunderestimated by the people of America. As such, they frequently poke fun at him.

Personal Life
In his spare time, George W. Bush enjoys golfing, fishing, banging Princess Daisy, and playing Amish.