Billy Peltzer

"Life can just go eat it, 'cuz this is a man's shame!" - Nim-Nom to Billy

Billy had a pet named Gizmo, who was a Mogwai, then gizmo got all wet and gave birth to more Mogwai, Stripe, Fawful, Iron Man, and Earl. The other mogwai ate after midnite, then turned into cocoons.

After Cocoons
The Mogwai turned into Gremlins that morning, then sat it the house all day trying to murder Lynn, Billy's mom. Then They left the house at night and went to a bar and got all drunk, then got fat, then one puked on Waluigi's Face. Then they went to the movies and asploded.

The New-ish-y-er-ing Batch
Gizmo then went to China, and had his master, Mr Wing, die, then these dudes tried wrecking it, then Gizmo ran out. Then met billy in New York. Then got wet again. this time, 4 came, George, Lenny, Daffy, and the new leader, Mohawk. They trapped Gizmo in an airvent, then gizmo found a way out, only to find 3 hatched cocoons. He took some steps back, then, Mohawk (as a gremlin) snatched him! Then, on a cooking show, this lady opened up a big pot, and found Daffy (as a gremlin) jump out giggling like crazy, she screamed running backwards to a cabinet, then, George, as a Gremlin popped out of the cabinet, then Lenny, as a gremlin (Like, DURR!) popped up dressed as a chef, laughing, then, they blew up a microwave, then sprinklers went off and they got wet and made more gremlins. Then, they were all over. Some even drank potions! There was an electric one they used to electricute all the gremlins and kill e'm.