Green Cheese

Green Cheese is a very bad tasting cheese. If you eat it, you turn green. Bowser eats it every day for DINNER. Green cheese is made out of barf, puke, Goomba Manure, this thing, stuff found in your toilet, ear wax, fungus, and some stuff scraped of Yo Mama's feet. It smell worse than Giygas' Lair and tastes like dead chickens, that have no barbecue sauce! Some nerdy chefs show that if you cut it in half, you'll notice some weird thing constantly yapping for his bagel. Usually the people who buy this crap are Bowser's minions and they use it to feed Bowser.