Mudkip Jr.

Mudkip Jr. is an episode of Magikarp 64.

Transcript
Magikarp and ChimChar are talking to the Shy Guy Mafia.

SHY GUY: This guy, Mudkip... we don't like him... if you could... "take care" of him for us... that'd be great.

MAGIKARP: Where's this, uh, Mudkip guy live?

SHY GUY: Bikini Bottom, where else?

CHIMCHAR: What's in it for us?

SHY GUY: The Krabby Patty formula.

MAGIKARP: Oh, man. You know we want that formula badly.

CHIMCHAR: Yeah, this guy, Plankton, is willing to pay big bucks to get his paws on it.

SHY GUY: So it's a deal?

MAGIKARP: Deal.

In Bikini Bottom, Mudkip is playing in the park with his son, Mudkip Jr.

Magikarp is hiding on top of a building with a sniper rifle.

MAGIKARP: We got you, mother f**ker.

Magikarp pulls the trigger and shoots a bullet straight through Mudkip's head. Mudkip collapses, and Mudkip Jr. screams.

Magikarp turns to ChimChar.

MAGIKARP: Uh-oh. I feel bad for the kid, man.

CHIMCHAR: You sayin' we should take him in?

MAGIKARP: Sure.

CHIMCHAR: You serious?

MAGIKARP: Shut up, man.

Magikarp walks up to Mudkip Jr.

MAGIKARP: What happened?

MUDKIP JR.: Some jerk shot my dad.

MAGIKARP: Yeah... about that... uh...

THE END!