Super UnMarioWiki Mascots 64

Super UnMarioWiki Mascots 64 is a shame that is so good that it could even be considered an actual game. The game stars the UnMarioWiki Mascots in an adventure to save Hillary Clinton. The story is simple: McainToad calls George W. Bush at the Black House and tells him that Hillary Clinton has been kidnapped by Obama. George Bush goes to get Evil Guy and Ronald McDonald and they both set off to save Obama. They go to the Mushroom World and the adventure begins.

Gameplay
The game starst out with George W. Bush however by level two, players can change between the characters at Voting Booths. The cycle is George, Evil Guy and Ronald and then back to George. Each have punching abilities. George is the second fastest of them all and is good at punching. Evil Guy is the slowest yet his punches are really strong. Ronald is the fastest of them all but is not that great at punching as George. Throughout the game, MarioWiki Mascots (George W. H. Bush, Cupcake King and The King) try to stop the gang.

Each of them has a special move that can only be used after getting the "Big Mac" (similar to Final Smashes). George's attack is making a speech, which makes enemies around him sleep. Evil Guy's is Earthquake-he jumps up in the air and comes right down making all enemies be stunned. Ronald's is Hamburger attack where he shoots hamburgers at enemies. Mario can be played in DK's Jungle and his attack if fireball. He's just like George ta running and punching.

Levels

 * Political Road (actually Toad Town with a different name)
 * Eagle Valley
 * Lincoln Memorial
 * Donkey Kong Jungle
 * Restaurant Chain
 * Statue of Libery
 * White House
 * Obama's Land

Bosses

 * George W. H. Bush
 * Bald Eagle
 * Lincoln
 * Donkey Kong
 * Wendy's/The King
 * Cupcake King
 * George Washington
 * Obama/Waluigi/Mr. Game & Watch