Pulling Down the Pants Mario



"It's-A Me, Pulling Down the Pants !"

- PDTPM

"Let's A Go!"

- PDTPM

Pulling Down the Pants Mario is one of the least popular and most obscure videogame characters ever (though, as the downfall shrunk, PDTPM soon became a somewhat succussful character). He is currently known by 4 people, out of which 0.9 play his games.

Early Life
He originally appeared as a brand of cookies during the 1600s. Everyone enjoyed the cookies immensely, so the Super PDTPM Cookies were mass-marketed, and later Luigi cookies were made. After PDTPM and Luigi got very popular in the 1600s, PDTPM began appearing in forms of entertainment. PDTPM was frequently inserted into Renaissance works of literature and art, such as William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet and the famous painting PDTPM Lisa.

Hiring by Nintendo
In the late 1900s, classical works became much less popular. While PDTPM was walking one day down the street, he met Shigeru Miyamoto who gave him a job at Nintendo so he could create videogames. He was soon a classic hit. However, problems started. The rival videogame characters Sonic and Pacman showed up on the scene and became famous, but nowhere near famous than PDTPM.

The Videogame War and Aftermath
Then came the Videogame War where PDTPM Fans, Pacman Fans and Sonic Fans fought everywhere.



Kids fought in school arguing who was better: PDTPM, Pacman or Sonic. Many got kicked out of schools for fighting. Not only did kids fight, but adults too. Therefore, many of them got fired. The Videogame Wars lasted for 30 years, when the creator of Sonic was thought to have died, and everyone forgot about Sonic, while Pacman's creator forgot about Pacman and instead got a girlfriend. Sonic games were then brought back when Sonic's creator was revealed to be alive, though.

While the Videogame War was on, videogame makers were afraid of making PDTPM games so instead they created Luigi games. To this day, PDTPM videogames are now becoming less popular and they're instead making PDTPM foods-cookies, lollipops, and sodas. The production of these products stopped while PDTPM and Luigi were arrested.

In the Foreign Legion
After PDTPM and Luigi escaped from prison, they were abducted by one of Napoleon's flying saucers. They were then forced to serve in the Foreign Legion. While fighting in the Yoshi's Island Scandal, PDTPM was killed. However, he was revived by Napoleon. PDTPM then when back to working at Nintendo.

Meanwhile....
Meanwhile, New PDTPM became PDTPM's replacement. He was not a cookie, which was plus. He loved to breakdance though, and was fired. Later, he was hired again as an old man after Cario (his replacement, a red buggy) was totalled, until he quit. He was replaced by Rapper PDTPM, until Rapper PDTPM died while fighting in the Foreign Legion. Smallio would take his place, until he became angry that people were stomping on him. As a result, he was fired. Killogramio would be his next replacement before his life ended when he stood on a thin ledge above lava and broke through it due to weighing 1000 Kilograms. Lario would proceed to take his place afterward, but retired after being received so well. Hitario was Lario's replacement, but was fired when Nintendo discovered that he looked nothing like PDTPM, but more like some other guy! After Hitario was fired, he was replaced by Dry PDTPM, a dry bones-like version of PDTPM. Dry PDTPM starred in a few shames, but then caused the death of several Nintendon't staff. As revenge, Dry PDTPM was executed. He was replaced by Mummio, a mummy version of PDTPM. Eventually, Mummio got his bandages caught. Since he had nothing underneath the bandages, Mummio fell apart and was technically dead. Mummio was then replaced by Wario however once Nintendo found out he was a member of the X-Men he was fired.

The Fantastic Four
Soon after being rehired, PDTPM got angry at Nintendo and formed the Fantastic Four, which was originally supposed to be enemies of Nintendo. He quit Nintendo again and was replaced by Malleo. His new girlfriend Peach, his brother Luigi, and his friend Yoshi joined the gang, but Luigi liked Nintendo, so they instead became enemies of the X-Men. After Malleo was killed by Daisy, PDTPM became slightly more popular, rejoined Nintendo, and continued on making new games. In the filming of Super Nintendo Bros. Brawl he had to be replaced by New PDTPM after getting sick. New PDTPM later died in real life while doing a stunt in a cut scene. The original PDTPM came, but caused all crimes known to men (and several known to cicadas). He then was replaced by Tario, a PDTPM made out of tar, but Tario melted on a very hot day. He than returned to Nintendo.

PDTPM's Youtube Account
Trying to forget about Nintendo, PDTPM created his own YouTube account. PDTPM makes bloopers of his own games, the messed up stunts that happened in his life, YouTube Poops (annoying as Waluigi, but somewhat funny.), and best of all, fads. PDTPM loves fads more than anything else. Your shocked right? But, its true. From Red Zones, to Leek Spins, to Squidwards, PDTPM loves those videos that are done over and over again. His favorite fad af all was the Sparta Remix. Although some of PDTPM's Sparta Remixes insulted Tyrannosaurus Alan & George Volcano. When Nintendo heard that Nintendo was been made fun of like they were hacked and the hacker read every true thing about Nintendo (and believe me, there's lots of secerts about Nintendo), they tried to ban PDTPM's Account (MushroomPDTPMMan). But after hearing that that account was the original PDTPM's, they were all in comas for at least 2 months. Miyamoto was blamed for going on YouTube in the first place & he was in jail for 5 years & replaced him with Michael Jackson. PDTPM laughed at Nintendo about this.

His Involvment In The Katsu War
PDTPM was a main commander in the Katsu War, leading Bario, Deidara and the Soviet Luigis against Weegee and his German Weegees. He used a Force-A-Nature, one of his favourite weapons. He also created a replica of the Revival Machine to revive Bario.

2 Years Later...
2 years after the Katsu War, PDTPM was seen fighting Bowser, who he had defeated easily, indicating his new strength. Reflux the Knaaren informed George W. Bush about his partners defeat, who called PDTPM "The bestest threat for the f00ture". PDTPM then went to Dr. Rabbits palace and killed him, taking the base for himself. PDTPM has not been seen, until he recently left revealing he just needed to make a really big poop.

Trivia

 * It is a known fact that PDTPM was created by Sino-Japenese guys. However, he is an Italian person.
 * He once lived in America; now he lives in some fictional universe.
 * Baby Yoshi is known to eat 2 PDTPMs per day.
 * PDTPM's name is a pun on the term "Tario" which means to yell "OI!" when you are sinking in a tar pit.
 * PDTPM also once was friends with a cloud that thinks he was a frog and a big living doll
 * Yoshi cookies were planned also for PDTPM cookies but were canceled but where an item in Super PDTPM RPG and the remix Shupa Malleo RPG
 * One of PDTPM's famous lines, "Now know how a Meatball feels" was from a show not a game
 * PDTPM is enemys with Sonic but no one knows why PDTPM let Sonic in Brawl
 * PDTPM is also a doctor but since he stuffs oversided pills in people even when they just feel very bad or has to many rashes Peach had to put a sign saying "Don't let Dr.PDTPM touch you,he's not a real doctor" all over the mushroom kingdom and he got arrested for killing when he was supposed to heal
 * PDTPM does not eat pizza pie even though he is highly Italian
 * PDTPM is friend with Schezo Wegey, a highly popular pervert and pervert king. PDTPM is SICK.
 * PDTPM can only fall asleep to the sound of flying airplane decapitations.

PDTPM Tag Stats

 * Strength: 3/5


 * Speed: 3.5/5


 * Jump: 4/5


 * Special ability: 3.3/5

Gallery
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