Not So Super Smash Bros.

Not So Super Smash Bros. was a very unsuccessful shame released because NintenDO was bored, even though it has long been locked in a closet in a locked room in a locked house owned by NintenDO. The shame featured all the characters from NintenDO you would wish to kill, all together and ready to kill each other, along with some very lame stages in which they fight in. The shame only has 7 characters, but NintenDO decided that the people would still have fun watching them beat each other up.

Gameplay
The gameplay is basically you pick your character, which will say some stupid quote when you pick them, and then pick one of the 4 stages they put with the shame. Then you just try to kill each other, even though there is no point, because basically at the end of every round, all the characters die! Then after your done fighting, you eat some pie, kill someone, and then break your Pii.

Notices
On the cover of this shame, they made a mistake making the logo for the Nintendo Pii, they made the P a W, and if you look real close in the background of the box art, you'll notice Chuck Norris beating up Some tiny moron that nobody cares about in a space suit.

Another thing that DOES HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE SHAME
Cheese is good!