UnMarioWiki:Teh Shrug/Food

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Waffles
Have you tasted the waffles yet? No? Why not? Traitor. I hate you. Anyway, Restaurant Le Koupa have the waffles reduced to the half price. They dance when I digest them in my mouth. Actually, I don't hav a mouth, I lost it in an accident, so now they feed me through a hole in my forhead diguised to an eye. If you still aren't convinced, there is a secret to make it tastier...
 * Final score: 9,4 / 10

Caffeine
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 * Finfalnscrore: iooooe00000800000///77100=0

Cheese
This yellow goodness' always been someting extra for me. It makes me feel so fat. I often go to the stores and buy some 1kg cheese blocks, and eat one of them on a sandwich. I also recommend drinking a nice cup o' sugar with only a dash of coke. It's teh goodness. Seriously. No doubt. YA RLY.
 * Final score: 8,5 / 10

Stupidity pills
uh...dese funny! i taked a... um... yeah, iq test after i did eated the pills and dey sayed dat my iq was... uh... lets see... one, three, five! FIVE IQ! im so smart! S-M-R-T!
 * final score: i cant count! help mee!