S**t on your own D**k

You try to shit on your own dick. Despite how close your penis and your asshole is, you only got shit on your balls.

What do you want to do now?
 * Clean your Balls
 * Stomp a Goomba
 * Stomp Luigi
 * Nuck Figgers
 * Win the Game (This choice is still unavailable. Don't expect it to be available until the end of the game.)