Ultimate Suicide

Ultimate Suicide is an episode o The Mario Truth Or Dare Show.

Script
MARIO AND LUIGI ARE STANDING ON TOP OF A VERY TALL BUILDING.

MARIO: OK LUIGI. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS.

LUIGI: YES.

LUIGI THEN GOES AND STANDS AT THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING.

MARIO: OK LUIGI. GO!

LUIGI: WAIT! BEFORE I DO THIS, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A WILL.

MARIO: OK.

THE SCENE CHANGES TO LUIGI BACK AT MARIO'S HOUSE, WRITING HIS WILL WHILE THE OTHER TRUTH OR DARERS ARE WATCHING HIM.

LUIGI: AND I'LL LIKE TO GIVE MY CAR TO DRY BONES.

DRY BONES: YES!

TAILS: YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR.

DRY BONES: DAMNIT!

LUIGI: I'LL LIKE TO GIVE MY MAKEUP TO PRINCESS PEACH.

PRINCESS PEACH: GEE THANKS, WAIT WHAT?

LUIGI: AND I'LL LIKE TO GIVE MY TUTU TO WARIO.

WARIO: I'M GONNA DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD!

LUIGI: OK MARIO. I THINK I'M READY.

THE SCENE CHANGES TO MARIO AND LUIGI ON TOP OF THE SAME TALL BUILDING AGAIN. LUIGI GOES OVER TO THE EDGE.

MARIO: OK LUIGI! DO IT!

LUIGI: SURE THING. I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO.

LUIGI THEN SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD.

THE END