Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson (sometimes Mikey Jackson, Peter Pan, That guy whose nose was stolen by Waluigi, or That guy ) is a "pop star" that makes songs that torment people and give them nightmares. He made a song called "Bad," but it was then stolen by Weird Al and remade into "Fat," who then had it stolen from him by Wario. Jackson found out and sued Weird Al for stealing it and then he and Al sued Wario double for stealing it. When not making songs that crime against humanity, Jackson hides in his basement so the bad people don't get him.

There is a controversy that says Waluigi stole Jackson's nose and super glued it to his face to make himself look more attractive to women. However, Jackson has stated a thousand times that his he sold his nose for some magic beans so he could be safe from the bad people.