The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! Season 3

This article contains all of the episodes of Season 3 of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Episode 1: The War Ends Again

 * Once again, the X-men are having a meeting in Wario's Basement...
 * WARIO: Ok, I know we hate the Koopa Mafia's Friggin guts, but we needanothertruce (Coughs)
 * WALUIGI: NO WAY!
 * BOWSER: NAW!
 * DONKEY KONG: Okay!!
 * Bowser pulls out a rocket launcher and blows up Donkey Kong
 * WARIO: 'K, I no he deserved that but we need a truce, there were plenty of times we had terrible battles.
 * BOWSER: Well, why did we start this war again?!
 * WALUIGI: I dunno. Somethin about a cheeseburger?
 * WARIO: What the French toast kinda reason is that?!
 * WALUIGI: Even though I hate cheeseburgers...
 * WARIO: SHUT UP
 * The scene switches to Dry Bones' basement AGAIN, where the Koopa Mafia is watching their meeting AGAIN...
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Huh, Wario looks fatter than usual.
 * DRY BONES: He does have a point though
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: YOU said that last time, you son of a beachball! What about the time he sat on you, or he shot you, or...
 * DRY BONES: SHUT UP!(pulls out a gun and shoots Some tiny moron that nobody cares about) Now, time for a peace treaty.


 * WARIO:(on the phone) Meet me in the Alley, 'K?
 * AS IF WE DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS: 'K.
 * In the Alley...
 * WARIO: OK, sign this treaty!
 * DRY BONES: Whatever.


 * The episode ends with "They ain't gonna stay in peace are they?"

Episode 2: The War Restarts Again
Wario is sitting on a chair watching Waluigi eating a hamburger.

Bowser: Hey, where's that DVD Player I bought last week?

Wario: Dunno but iv'e got better stuff to do.

Goomba walks into the house.

Waluigi: (still eating hamburger) What Ar You Doin in here?

Goomba: I need the toilet! and fast!

Donkey Kong starts throwing barrels out of the window.

Wario: Okay you can go to the toilet.

Goomba is seen running to the koopa mafias house with a toilet.

Wario: Grrrr... (Rips peace treaty)

GOOMBA: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

END

Episode 3: Ready, aim, fire!
Wario is seen smacking Goombario around.

WALUIGI: Why ya smackin' around the loser?

Bowser enters.

BOWSER: I can breathe fire!

WALUIGI: Cool!

Bowser breathes on Waluigi and his head melts.

WARIO: Heh! I like that!

GOOMBARIO: Ouchie.

'''Goombario blows up. Daisy then joins in.'''

DAISY: Whataya doin'?

The scene shows the viewer.

VIEWER: This is stupid.

WALUIGI (head grown back): I HATE YOU BOWSER!

BOWSER: You're a (bleep)ing moron, Waluigi.

All the X-Men characters breathe fire at Waluigi and he melts.

WALUIGI (as a puddle): WHY CAN'T I DO THAT?!

GAME OVER!

Episode 4: Teenage Mutant Ninja Goombas Attack
Wario and everyone are in their secret base, at a big table, thinking of a way to attack the Koopa Mafia.

Bowser: Oh I know. The PieBomb!

Wario: We've kind of already tried that one.

Homer Simpson: The power of doughnuts!

Wario: No! Why are you so obsessed with doughnuts?

Homer Simpson: They are (BLEEP)ing good!

Wario: I don't care. Do you have an idea Bowser Jr?

Bowser Jr.:Well we could destroy the Koopa Mafia by making an evil clone of Goomba.

Wario: Oh yeah! That's good! They won't be expecting a thing!

Bowser Jr.: O.K. First I need to build a cloning device!

Wario: OH PLEASE! WHY THE (BLEEP) DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU NEVER MADE ONE YET!

Bowser Jr.: YOU WOULD JUST SAY SOMETHING LIKE (impersonating Wario) OH I DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP).

Bowser: Guys stop fighting. We are supposed to be fighting the Koopa Mafia.

Wario: Very well. Bowser Jr. Start building that device!

Bowser Jr. is in his room building the device. He finally finishes.

Bowser Jr.: There. Its finally done. Now to test it out.

Bowser Jr. gets out a picture of Goomba skipping rope stupidly. He inserts it into the device, and a Goomba that is skipping rope pops out of the cloning device.

Bowser Jr.: Oh man. Goomba was much younger in that picture. I should've gotten a picture of him 50 years later.

Goomba Clone 1: I feel like killing!

Bowser Jr.: Hey! This Goomba likes to kill! Maybe this isn't such a bad idea.

Then Goomba Clone 1 gets out a gun and shoots Bowser Jr.

Goomba Clone 1: Its kill time!

Goomba Clone 1 then goes downstairs.

Wario is downstairs waiting for the Goomba clone with Bowser and Waluigi.

Waluigi: Where is that clone?

Wario: Oh! He's coming.

Meanwhile the Goomba Clone 1 is walking down the stairs and creates a clone of himself who is all friendly and kind and has a bow on its head. So that Goomba heads down the stairs and Goomba Clone 1 heads upstairs. Goomba Clone 2 arrives downstairs and Bowser and Waluigi stare at it in shock.

Goomba Clone 2: Hello. Would you two nice young men like a cookie?

Bowser: Wario? What do you expect us to do with that?

Wario: Wha- Its supposed to be mean a destructive!

Waluigi: Yeah. That thing is reeeeaaaaal mean.

Bowser and Waluigi laugh stupidly. Then Goomba Clone 2 clones itself into a super destructive Goomba who starts damaging the house and doing Graffiti all over the walls.

Waluigi: OMG!

Wario: We have to stop it.

Wario, Waluigi and Bowser start chasing Goomba Clone 3 and Goomba Clone 2 watches with delight. Meanwhile Goomba Clone 1 arrives upstairs. He goes into Homer Simpson's room, where he see's Homer Simpson in his bed, reading a book. Homer Simspon see's Goomba Clone 1.

Homer Simpson: No! Please! Don't hurt me!

But it was to late. Goomba Clone 1 takes out his gun and shoots Homer Simpson as he watches in shock.

Goomba Clone 1: Must kill! Must kill!

Goomba Clone 1 see's Donkey Kong walking down the hall so he kills him.

Goomba Clone 1: Must Kill! Must Kill!

Then Goomba Clone 1 runs down the stairs. Meanwhile, Wario, Waluigi and Bowser are still trying to catch Goomba Clone 3, but Goomba Clone 3 just makes 5 other clones of him. 4 of them are destructive.

Bowser: Oh No! This ain't good.

A helpful Goomba Clone coes up to them. His name is Goomba Clone 8.

Goomba Clone 8: That's what you think.

Wario: Who are you?

Goomba Clone 8: I am the helpful Goomba Clone, and I shall help you defeat these Goomba Clones!

Waluigi: Sounds cool! Lets do this!

Then a big war starts against the Goomba Clones and The X-Men and Goomba Clone 8. 3 of the Goombas on the other side die and then Goomba Clone 3 gets cornered.

Wario: Its over Goomba!

Right about then, Goomba Clone 1 walks in the room and teams up with Goomba Clone 3. They both make Over 9000 clones of themselves.

Bowser: Oh (BLEEP).

Goomba Clone 8: That's O.K. guys will he- Hey!

All the other Goomba's grab Goomba Clone 8 and kill him. Then they all attack Bowser, Waluigi and Wario.

Wario: Wait Guys stop! Don't kill us! Do you wanna know a guy whose very fun to kill, well its Goomba himself!

All the Goombas agree to do this and leave the house.

The Goombas arrive at the Koopa Mafia base, ready to kill, but nice Goomba which was Goomba Clone 3482 gets in their way.

Goomba Clone 3482: No. Don't kill. Its not nice.

All the Goombas start cussing and Bowser, Waluigi and Wario are spying on them.

Waluigi: Man. That nice Goomba sure is annoying. I'm going to kill him!

However in an attempt to kill him, Waluigi is killed.

Wario: Sigh. Lets go to Bowser Jr. He'll tell us what to do.

The 2 of them then head home.

Bowser and Wario arrive home and go to Bowser Jr.'s bedroom, however when they get there, he is lying on the floor dead.

Bowser: Oh shoot. Come on lets go back and get the witch doctor Goomba.

Wario and Bowser arrive back at the Koopa Mafia secret base to find all the Goombas arguing with Goomba Clone 3482.

Wario: May I have everyones attention.

All of the Goomba clones stop arguing and pay attention.

Wario: Which one of you is the witch doctor Goomba?

Goomba Clone 8907 comes out.

Wario: O.K. you. We need you right now!

Wario, Bowser and Goomba Clone 8907 are back in Bowser Jr.'s room with dead Bowser Jr. on the floor.

Bowser: Bring him back to life.

Goomba Clone 8907 starts performing some weird dances and eventually Bowser Jr. is healed back to life.

Bowser Jr.: I just had a horrible catnap. Ugh. Hey Wario. What are you doing here?

Wario: Bowser Jr. We need you for just a second. The Goomba Clone Cloned himself over 9000 times and one of the Goomba Clones are being mean.

Bowser Jr. pulls out a giant gun.

Bowser Jr.: Well that's why I created this. It can kill any Goomba clone.

Wario steals gun from Bowser Jr. and runs out of his room.

Wario: Ok Bowser we need to kill nice Goomba.

Bowser: I am right by your side.

A message flies in the room to Bowser and land in his arms. Bowser reads it.

Bowser: Hey! Cowser is inviting me over. Later!

Bowser runs out of the house.

Wario: Oh well. I'm just gonna defeat nice Goomba myself.

Wario is back at the Koopa Mafia base with the big gun, hiding behind a big rock looking at Goomba Clone 3482 argue. He shoots Goomba Clone 3482.

Wario: Ok Goombas! Go attack the base!

All the Goombas then attack the base causing it to blow up and Wario runs away laughing.

The End

Episode 5: Look at Me!
Wario: Hello guys! LOOK AT ME!

Waluigi: No, look at ME!

Bowser: Ugh, look, just let everyone look at me!

Homer: LOOK AT MWAH!!!

Nim-Nom: Oh shut up everyone your looking stupider every second now!

Wario gets a gun and shoots Nim-Nom in the PRIVATE PART!!!

Dementio: LOOK AT ME LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!!!

Baby Tario: Shut up! Shut up all of ya!

Waluigi: Nobody cares, Baby Tario.

Baby Tario: And how dare you shoot Nim-Nom in the PINGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario turns into a loser and shoots himself so does everyone cause this episode sucks.

(The End!)

Episode 6: Don't Look At Me!
Wario is shaking his booty and says: HEY EVERYONE! DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M UGLY!

Donkey Kong looks at him.

Homer looks at him.

Bowser looks at him.

Soon, they all asploded.

Wario is in Jail, shaking his booty to get in trouble again.

Wario: HEY EVERYONE! DON'T LOOK AT ME CAUSE MY BUTT IS UGLY!

A Prisoner looks at him.

Baby Tario looks at him.

Dry Bones looks at him.

Soon, they all asploded.

Wario is seen in Solitary Confinement.

Wario: DON'T LOOK AT ME CAUSE I AM SAD!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You look at him but you didn't asplode (which is dumb).

You: Wario, your show is bad, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!

Suddenly, Wario shot you in the head.

GAME OVER!!!

(The End)

Episode 7: It's That Time Of Year Again!!
Waluigi goes to Wario's couch and talks with Wario.

Waluigi: Wario! It's 6:00!

Wario: OMG! IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!

Bowser comes in, and so does the rest of the X-Men and Koopa Mafia (cause they have nothing better to do).

Bowser: Hey! What was the time of year again?

Tiny Moron: Yeah, what is it?

Dry Bones: Reveal it before I kill anybody that's gonna appear in this episode!!!

Wario: It's...

Wario is drinking beer and says: BUTT PAARRTEEEYY!!!!!!!!!

Everyone shakes their booty for 21 minutes, making you bored and probably going to do something else then watch this piece of poop.

Wario is tired and can't stand up.

Wario: Ugh...what do I do last night.

You: You have THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!! (sarcasm)

Wario: I did. YAY!!!

(The End!)

Episode 8: Rub My Nuts
Wario is sitting in his chair. Homer comes in.

Wario: Hey, want to do something for me?

Homer: Yeah?

Wario: Rub MY NUTS!

Wario pulls pants down, but is interrupted by a black screen.

Announcer: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO GIVE YOU A COMMERCIAL IN THE NEXT SCENE!

Wario is walking around, bored.

Announcer: Hey! Tired of walking around so much you'll get tired?

Wario: Yeah.

Announcer: Well, use the Lazy Boots! It can walk around for you without YOU, doing anything!!! ISEN'T THAT KOOL?!

Wario: Well, yeah.

Announcer: NOW, BACK TO THE SHOW!

Wario is sitting in his couch. Homer comes in.

Wario: Hey, want to do something for me?

Homer: Yeah?

Wario: Rub My Nuts!

Homer; WHA???

Wario: There's some nuts that I stole from a squirrel. Rub them so they can FEEL YOU!!!

Homer: Ok...

Homer rubs the nuts. Suddenly, a squirrel takes them.

Squirrel: YOU RUFFIANS! THAT WAS MY NUTS! NOW I WILL STEAL THEM BACK!

Then the squirrel runs away and Homer pulls out a gun and his head asplode.

The End!

Episode 9: SHUT UP!
Waluigi appears while Wario is sitting in the couch.

Waluigi: Hey, does my butt taste bad?

Waluigi: Did you know that everyone who survives the Titanic becomes a loser like me?

Waluigi: Did you know that spongebob comes from the nuclear weapon named Spongebob?

Wario is looking stern now.

Waluigi: Did you know that Tony backwards is like, "Why not"?

Waluigi: Did you know that I AM A LOSER?

Hey, Hey, want to hear a story? It all started when 1 and 0 love each other verrrry much! And they-

Wario: SHUT UP!

(The End)

Episode 10: Eat My Shorts
Wario: (gets a package) OMG, my new shorts have arrived! (opens the package) This looks like pork! Waluigi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Waluigi: I've switched from the garlic team to the ONION TEAM!

Wario: Well, you're gonna switch to the shorts team because I got shorts made out of pork in the mail.

Waluigi: Wow, thanks!

Wario: Anyways, I'm going to... wait, where's my shorts?

Mario: Those shorts sure were good! Mmm mm mm mm mmm.

Wario: MARIO!!!!!!111!!11111111111

Wario gets so angry the whole world asplodes

Waluigi pieces the entire world back together.

Wario: Thanks. So, wanna play Angry Birds?

Waluigi: OK.

Wario: I WON!!!

Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waluigi gets so angry the world asplodes

Wario tries to piece it back together but can't decide where the final piece goes

THE END

Episode 11: The Super Wario Bros Halloween Special III
Wario is sitting in his couch with a DVD on his hand. There were Halloween Decerations.

Waluigi comes in, and says: Wow, Wario! I see you finally put the decerations up!

Wario: Yeah! Hey, want to watch a scary movie? It's called "THE CEREAL KILLER!!!"!

Waluigi: Well, that's a silly name, but ok.

Wario and Waluigi watches the movie. Then, the movie ends.

Wario: That was a good movie!

Meanwhile...

Dry Bones: Wow! That movie was awesome! It is better then Plastinic which sucks!

Tiny Moron; Yeah I know! Cereal Killer The Movie is another great movie by Bowser Productions!

Dry Bones: Hey! Let's put a curse on Wario and he'll become the Cereal Killer!

Tiny Moron: Yeah!

; Later...at Some Guy's House...

A Person: I will eat cereal! I hope the Cereal Killer doesn't come in. (laughs)

Then, he putted cereal on his bowl and ketchup.

Then, The Cereal Killer comes in.

Wario: ROOOAARR!!!!

Wario stabs the bowl full of cereal with a knife. Ketchup gets all over.

Person; AHHHHHH IT'S TRUE! THE CEREAL KILLER IS TRUE!!! AND IT'S KILLING MY CEREAL!!!

(Who can stop him??? Next Halloween Special will conclude this special!)

Episode 12: Waluigi Gets Turned Into a Soda Machine

 * The X-men are sitting in a bar ordering drinks
 * BARTENDER: G'day.
 * WARIO: Shut up! Anyway, I'll have a Beer.
 * BARTENDER: Got it.
 * BOWSER: You got Motor oil?
 * BARTENDER: What the hell are you? And yeah I do.
 * DONKEY KONG: Banana Wine!
 * WALUIGI: You got sugarfree juice?
 * BARTENDER: Holy-- you wuss! NO WAY I GOT JUICE!
 * WALUIGI: ... What about flat soda.
 * BARTENDER: whatever...


 * The scene switches to the writers
 * WRITER 2: What does this have to do with the Title?!
 * WRITER 1: You'll see...


 * The scene jumps back to the bar, where Daisy bursts in
 * DAISY: Hi Wario!
 * WARIO: Yo.
 * WALUIGI: Hiya, Daisy!
 * DAISY: Shut your freakin' mouth! I ain't talking to a loser!
 * WALUIGI: RESPECT ME!
 * Daisy waves her fingers and Waluigi turne into a soda machine
 * WALUIGI: Waahh!!
 * DAISY: Got a smoke, dear?
 * BARTENDER: Sure do.
 * WALUIGI: Dear?!!!
 * The episode ends with Waluigi Exploding...

Episode 13: Heavy Weapons Guy Joins The X-Men
Wario is sitting on his couch. Waluigi comes in.

Waluigi: Wario!!!

Wario is still asleep. Waluigi puts headphones on Wario and putted the song Epic Sax Guy on 100% volume.

Wario: WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!

Wario goes up like a rocket ship and goes up, later he goes down 5 minutes later.

Wario: What was that about?! I was taking a nap!

Waluigi: You have a new member today!

Wario: Please don't be him...

A Flashback starts and the video is called Meet Heavy.

Wario: I ALWAYS HATE THAT GUY!!!

Waluigi; What?!

Wario: Oh, nothing.

Then, the X-Men get behind the door.

Donkey Kong: So, what are we doing again?

Wario: I DON'T KNOW! I mean...we have a new member. (mumbles angrily)

Then, they heard a knock on the door. They open it...and guess who it is???

Billy Mays: Hi, Billy Mays here with-

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Writer 1: Omg well that sucks.

Writer 2: Yeah I know. Let's do it again with no mistakes.

Then, they heard a knock on the door. They open it...and guess who it is???

Heavy Weapons Guy; YOU ARE SO SMALL!!!

Wario: (omg he's annoying already)

Heavy: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

Wario: OMG STOP SAYING RANDOM QUOTES!!!

Everyone looks at Wario.

Wario: Uh???

Heavy: YOU MUST DIE YELLOW ONE!!!

Heavy gets out his favorite gun and shoots Wario to death. The end.

Episode 14: SEE MY VEST
At the Koopa Mafia HQ, Dry Bones and Goomba were talking about NOTHING but Puppies.

meanwhile at the Koopa Mafia HQ

GOOMBA: 'Ere's da puppies.

DRY BONES: (to puppies) You stay with me. You're da pick of da litter.

HEAVY: We were wrong about Don Bones about this one.

GOOMBA: Are ya sure ya wanna go through dis, boss? You do 'ave a very full wardrobe as it is.

DRY BONES: Yes, but not COMPLETLY full... for you see...

SEE MY VEST

Performed By: Dry Bones (and the Bowsa maid)

Written by: Blu Scout and Red Sniper

LYRICS:

Some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food.

The only thing I'm looking for

Is an outfit that looks good.

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest.

Feel this sweater, there's no better

Than authentic Irish Setter!

See this hat, 'twas my cat.

My evening wear, A vampire bat.

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino!

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtles' necks, I've got my share.

Beret a poodle on my noodle it shall rest!

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two...

See my vest, see my vest, see my vest.

Like my loafers, Former gophers,

It was that or skin my chauffeurs,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...

So let's prepare these dogs,

MAID: Kill two for matching clogs!

BONES: See my vest!

See my vest!

Oh please, won't you see my veesssst!

DRY BONES: I really like da vest!

GOOMBA: I gathered ya.

HEAVY: He will make tuxedo out of poor puppies!

WALUIGI: (humming)

HEAVY AND WARIO: WALUIGI!

WALUIGI: Sorry, you gotta admit it, it's catchy!

WARIO: Wa-ha-ha-ha-what? 'TO BE CONTINUED...  PART THREE: SNEAK PEEK 'ATTENTION: This sneak peak tells us when it is real or not. Don't ask.'

''Then, there was trouble. A cartful of babies skidded down an old, rusty section of track. HEAVY saw the whole operation with anger! He wasn't impressed at all!''

HEAVY: We must stop little cart! We must pull bomb cart to where they start!!

HOMER: Did you just rhyme?

HEAVY: Yes.

HOMER: Good (punches HEAVY in face)

HEAVY: Ow!

HOMER: Sorry.

(Sneak peek ends.)

PART THREE COMING IN SUMMER 2012!

Episode 15: We Must Stop Little Cart!
A woman with a cart full of babies is shown in the street.

Woman: Alright babies. We are gonna go on a adventure journey!

Then, the Little Cart appears and rolls down on the railroad for no reason.

Then, Wario is searching the railroad for junk. Heavy Weapons Guy saw a Little Cart with babies in here.

Heavy; HEY! We must stop Little Cart!

Wario: Why?

Waluigi: Oh, we will gonna pretend were heroes again?

Then, Wario gets behind the Little Cart, and turns into Wario-Man. Then, he pushed the Little Cart away and it goes back to the woman that owns the Little Cart earlier.

Woman: Oh thank you X-Men! You are a hero!

Wario; Thanks! And, My Religion > Yours!

Woman: WHA???

Wario says: See Ya!!!: and flys away.

Heavy: Well, that was wierd.

(The End)

Episode 16: Barney Gets Mugged
Barney is walking down the street. Then, a robber appears behind him.

Robber: GIVE ME YO WALLET!

Barney: You won't get it that easily! I am calling the police!!!

Robber: I want a fight instead! If you win, you can call the police! If I win, I will steal your wallet!

Barney: Sounds fair.

Robber: Let's go.

They both bring out guns, and hold them at each other. Barney shot the bullet first, but the Robber dodges and tries to shoot barney. Barney runs away (without getting shot) and gets behind wall and do potshots at each other. Then, they suddenly put away there guns.

Robber: Let's fight fist-to-FIST!

The Robber throws 3 punches at Barney and knocked him out.

Robber: I win!!!

Then the Robber gets his wallet and runs away.

Wario is reading the news. It zoomed in the news, where the same events happen from the last scene. Then Wario blows his horn and the X-Men appear.

Wario: Gentlemen! We are gonna celebrate Barney Getting Mugged!!!

The X-Men cheers.

The lights became multicolored and everyone is shaking their booty, making this a boring episode.

You groan and jump off a cliff,

(The End!)

Episode 17: Die, Dry Bones!
Wario is using a planner for something. Waluigi comes in.

Waluigi: What's this stuff for boss?

Wario; I have a plan. We are gonna kill Dry Bones once and for all!

Waluigi: That's impossible. Don't the bones nit together every time he died?

Wario: Well, I am just testing it to see if it's impossible.

Waluigi: Ok.

Later, at the Koopa Mafia...

Dry Bones: Attention! We have a problem!

Private Luigi: What, boss?

Dry Bones: Someone is planning to kill me! And I can guess who THAT is...

Tiny Moron: I haven't seen Baby Tario since the Black House incident!

Dry Bones: Shut up! If only if he was here now...

Colonel Goomba: But he can still appear in the future?

Dry Bones: SHUT UP! I don't think Baby Tario will be joining us ever again...

Baby Tario appears from portal.

Dry Bones: WHA???

Tiny Moron: WHA???

Dry Bones: THATS MY LINE!!! That's Secret Rule #7 in the Koopa Mafia! NEVER COPY THEIR LINES! Especially when you are mocking someone! GOT IT?!

Tiny Moron: Yeah...

Dry Bones: Good. Now, how did you got there?

Baby Tario: Well, I fixed myself up and created a portal to your base. Hey, I wonder where Nim-nom is?

Later, at Nim-nom...

Nim-nom: What can I do for you?

Customer: I would like a Crappy Patty, Please?

Nim-nom: Sure! (I hate this job...)

Back at Dry Bones...

Dry Bones: Well, welcome back! Anyway, Wario is planning to kill me! Would you tell the rest of my team to guard the HQ for me?

Baby Tario: Ok, I will do it!

Dry Bones: Ok team, follow Baby Tario's orders! It is our only hope for Wario to not rip me into pieces!

Meanwhile, at a Bush near at the guarded Koopa Mafia HQ...

Wario: Ok. We go and attack the guards head on, once there over with we can kill Dry Bones and leave!

Homer: Ok, but are you sure this is gonna work boss?

Wario: OF COURSE THIS WELL WORK! Why would you ask that? Anyway, let's go!

Wario and the X-Men sped up to the guards and knocked them out like Bowling Pins getting knocked out. Tiny Moron managed to get up in time and kicked Homer in the head. Wario used Super Punch at Tiny Moron and he is officially knocked out. They then break into the room where Dry Bones is.

Dry Bones: No! IT CAN'T BE!!!

Wario: Ha, you never win!

Dry Bones: Ok, Wario, Me VS Wario only!!! Now GO!

Wario grabs a gun and shoots Dry Bones, but he dodges, and grabs his gun and Wario partially dodged. His hat got pinned in the wall by a bullet, but Wario didn't get hurt. Then, Wario pulls out a sword so does Dry Bones. They fight each other and Wario was about to stab Dry Bones in the chest again, but he teleported.

Wario: Ugh, that moves getting annoying!!!

Dry Bones: You bet it is! (sarcasm)

Now, Wario slices Dry Bones with the sword. Then, pieces of him flies everywhere.

Wario: (victory music) Hoohoo! We made it!

Private Luigi: Not yet!!!

Luigi then KOed Wario and the rest of the X-Men, and is set flying back to Wario's House.

(The END!)

Episode 18: There's a BOMB in my Nose
One day WARIO wake up and gets out of his messy bed looking like a slob.
 * WARIO: Something feels strange about my nose...
 * WALUIGI: Hi and good morni-OH MY... There's something wrong with your nose!
 * WARIO: Why does everything have to be centered arund me in this show?
 * WALUIGI: Because your the very fat star of the show!
 * WARIO: Why you skinny little...

''WARIO grabs WALUIGI and throws him out through a window and Waluigi lands in a trash can. A garbage truck comes by, and a garbage man dumps Waluigi and the trash into the truck.''

WARIO: Well, I'll need to find out what's wrong with my nose and fast!

''The camera shows WARIO going to the Doctor's office. He goes through the front door as a helicoter crashes into a nearby building for no exact reason. WARIO goes to the empty waiting room and sits on a gray chair.''
 * WARIO: Ow... My nose is killing me...

''Suddenly, it shows Dr. PHIL exiting the restroom. He then goes up to WARIO and says something.''
 * Dr. PHIL: So your the only one here... What is your poblem?
 * WARIO: There's something wrong with my nose.
 * Dr. Phil: Sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor.
 * WARIO: WHAT?!?

WARIO grabs Dr. PHIL and throws him into the garbage truck from earlier.
 * Dr. PHIL: Whew! It stinks a ton in here! Wait a minute... ACK! Something's moving!
 * WALUIGI: Shut up!

''WALUIGI grabs a lead pipe in his pocket and whacks Dr. PHIL with it. Meanwhile, WARIO is looking for someone to help him. Eventually, he goes home and looks in a mirrow.''

WARIO: Wait a minute... There's a BOMB in my Nose!

''Now it shows WARIO running like crazy in the city. He is suddeny stopped by DRY BONES, who is holding a gun.''
 * DRY BONES: After all these episodes... I must kill you in this one since you will die because of that bomb I implanted in your nose anyway.
 * WARIO: So? I can still win and live! Wait, when does the bomb blow up at what time?
 * DRY BONES: Just about... ... *Gulps* now.

''Suddenly, a massive explosion is seen. DRY BONES was sent flying and he lands on WALUIGI who is in a dump. WALUIGI whacks him on the head with the lead pipe. Then the screen goes black, and the episode ends.''

Episode 19: Cupcake Craving
Wario is looking at the news. Zooming on the news, it says...

(Come to New Mario's cupcake contest! Whoever craves the most cupcakes win! X-Men and Koopa Mafia to apply but not anyone else. Evil Guy literally not included.)

Wario: Hey! I like cupcakes! HEY!!! X-MEN, COME HERE!

The X-Men come here.

Waluigi: What now, boss?

Wario: There is a Cupcake Contest hosted by New Mario!

Homer: What it is all about?

Donkey Kong: Yeah, what is it all about?

Wario: New Mario well tell ya what we gonna do! Now, Let's go!

The team then go to the contest. New Mario was hosting it.

New Mario: Welllcome....to the First Annual Cupcake Craving Contest!

Baby Tario: This contest is boring.

Koopa Mafia: Shut up! Don't ruin this!

New Mario: Here is the rules: 1. No Name calling 2. No being mean 3. You cannot plagerize. Being different is important! An finally 4. Have fun!

Homer: Hey you! Tell us how to play the game!

New Mario: Whoever craves the most cupcakes wins. I have 10000000 packs of them cupcakes!

Wario: Wow, that's alot!

New Mario: I am setting the timer for 60 minutes. Now GO!

Wario begins craving, so does the rest of the guys. When 60 minutes are up, the timer beeped.

New Mario: Tiiimmeesss UP! Now, I'll go check what you guys di-

Evil Guy shoots New Mario and New Mario is set flying.

Evil Guy: Nothing to see here, everyone!

Wario: Well, that was weird.

(The end!)

Episode 20: Gimme That!
At the Mall...

Cashier: That will be 20 dollarz, sir! And, don't forget to Pee on the Pii!

Wario: Whatever.

Wario pays up and leaves the shop with the Pii and goes home.

Waluigi: Ooooh, nice Pii you got here! Can I Pee on the Pii until the Pii pees on Me?

Wario; No.

Waluigi: GIMME THAT!

Waluigi steals The Pii.

Wario; GIMME THAT!

Wario steals the Pii back!

Waluigi: Let's have a war called GiMME THAT for no reason.

Wario: Fine...

Next day...

Wario: GIMME THAT! (steals)

Waluigi: GIMME THAT! (steals back)

Wario: I will win this fight, you fu cking as shole nig ger!

All of the babies cry while watching the episode for some reason.

Wario: GIMME THAT!

Waluigi: HEY! LET ME PII ON THE PII!

Wario destroys it for no reason whatsoever.

Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (sniff) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Peach randomly kills Meegee and blood is everywhere while Waluigi is crying.

The End Fvckers >:(

Episode 21: Locked in the Bathroom for 16 Minutes
Wario is in a dirty old hall way and walks over to the dirty old bathroom door.

Wario: Oh man. I have to take a dirty old dump.

Wario walks into the dirty old bathroom and sits on the dirty old toilet.

Wario: Here I go! WEEEEEZZZZEEEE! Oh man that was nasty.

Wario gets up and heads toward the door. When he tries to open it, its locked.

Wario: Oh man! I'm locked in. I need to wait patiently.

The episode continues for 16 minutes with Wario sitting quietly on the toilet not saying a word. 16 minutes later Waluigi is walking down the dirty old hallway.

Waluigi: Oh man! I have to take a dirty old dump.

Waluigi opens the dirty old door and Wario walks out.

Wario: Gee thanks Waluigi! Now I'm going to go kill Goomba.

The End

Episode 22: Omg! Exclamation Marks!!!
Wario says something in his house.

WARIO: Hey! Waluigi! Come here!

WALUIGI: What is it!

WARIO: You don't have to scream!

WALUIGI: You're screaming too!

WARIO: Stop! I never screamed in that part!

WALUIGI: It's obvious! You can see the Exclamation Marks!

Wario: Well! I am gonna Kill You!

Waluigi: GASP! You would never do that!

Wario: JK!

Waluigi: Hey! Are you gonna eat that!

Wario: You forgot to put a Question Mark!

Waluigi: SHUT UP!

Wario: This episode is too random!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waluigi and Wario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: BE QUIIIEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homer: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE SCREAMING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donkey Kong: ME NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Well, looks like Donkey Kong wins the Longest Exclamation Points Ever contest!

Exclamation Points: HAHA! You got April Fools!

Wario: But it's not even April!

The Exclamation Points laugh and runs away.

Wario: Wow. This episode is toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo random.

Waluigi: Hey! We are talking normal!

Wario: Nope. This time, you got the Exclamation Point.

Waluigi: FVCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The End!!!)

Episode 23: 6 X 9 = 42
Wario: This crossnumber puzzle is driving me nuts! I can't figure anything out! 6 X 9. I KNOW! 42.

Waluigi: It's 54 you moron!

Wario: Whatever!

Wario continues to write the wrong answers and ends up with spaghetti on his paper

Wario: What the heck is this?!

Waluigi explodes

Episode 24: Winnie the Pooh needs a page on this Wiki
Winnie the Pooh is sitting in the corner near Wario's House.

Winnie: WAAAAHH I DON'T HAVE A PAGE ON THIS WIKI!!! IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT OBOOGLUNK FAMILY GUY FREAK 2 MATT11111 MARC122 AND MORE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Winnie the Pooh cries for hours like a baby. Until he had an idea!

Winnie: Wait! THAT'S IT! I can beg Obooglunk to make a page on this wiki for me!!! Then it can have real information about me!

Winnie walks to his house and gets in the UnMario HQ.

Obooglunk notices and says: What do you want?

Winnie: I want a page on this wiki with real information about me please???

Obooglunk; Sorry, but we only accept parodies. On Fantendo, you can write parodies of every Nintendo Character. But, you are not a parody and you are not Mario-related and this is a wiki for parodying Mario and his Friends. Not a Winnie the Pooh wiki. So, go to some Winnie the Pooh wiki and vandalize the Page and create lies about yourself.

Winnie: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, Winnie goes to jail for his Bad Language!!!

(The End!)

To be finished...