Fartudinous

Fartudinous is a word that Wario created to describe himself.

Etymology
Fartudinous is a combination of pulchritudinous and fart. Pulchritudinous means physical beauty, and fart means a noxious gas that explodes from one's bowels. Thus, fartudinous means physical gassiness. But really, Wario doesn't know any of this, he just made up the word. We just made it sound fancy.

Other Guys Who Can be Described as Fartudinous

 * Bowser
 * Grandma Bowser
 * Weegee
 * Wario-Man
 * Captain Falcon
 * Evil Guy