User:Smiddle/main page

  Welcome to the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base that anonymous can edit.  We're currently vandalizing Special:Statistics articles about the incomplete Mario series.  Want to fill pages with more crap? Try checking out the short pages list. Want to start your own crap from a pile? Try checking out the most wanted pages.

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 * Shames - All the shames Mario has ever failed in, right here.
 * Characters - Nobody knows the main characters, but who cares?
 * Places - All the ground zeroes from the various Mario shames out there.
 * Items - These are thingies used by somebody's mom in the Mario shames.
 * Freaks - The many species of characters you'll run into playing the shames.
 * Allies - Throughout their travels, Mario and company have picked up many friends who give them crisps during the commercials.
 * Enemies - Of course, Mario has enemies. What did you think?
 * Special Moves - The cliché attacks and abilities of the Marioverse.
 * TV & Movies - All the shows that our favorite dumber has starred in.
 * Publications - Information on Mario books, magazines, and komiks.
 * Noises - The earache causing used in the Mario shames.
 * Merchandise - The stuff that Nintendo's gonna regret they're making.

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 * List of registered geeky users
 * Links to other pages about the Legend of Zelda.
 * Glossary of terms used in the Mario shames.
 * Sightings from over there, 5 metres behind you.
 * WipeProjects – Help out plumbers and wipe stuff up.
 * Injured Articles – Vote on nominated articles and browse a list of the least crappy ones, as chosen by someone whose name isn't Paul.
 * DKWiki Portal – This page provides easy access to all the wiki's information on some big, um... monkey. Banana!
 * Trouble Center – Need some help? Perhaps you should call 911.
 * Sandbox – Only place where you actually can vandalize.
 * Help – Pages to help start your vandalizations to the wiki.


 * The Official Nintendo Website
 * The Super Mario Wiki Forum
 * Mario's World on Nintendo.com
 * The MediaWiki User's Guide