UnMarioWiki:Other Stuff/ Mario's Adventure 7/ Game

Cut to the T-5002 standing in a dried-up meadow with wilted grass and tumbleweeds. The opening theme of "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" is playing in the background as the T-5002 is holding up a "Wanted" poster with a black, humanoid silhouette drawn on it.

T-5002: Hmm..."The Awesome One"? What kind of maniac would call himself that in public? Has he no dignity?

The T-5002 continues to scan the poster.

T-5002: Hmm...apparently, he's only ever shed one tear, and it has intense magical properties. Say, that could be useful for keeping my program stable so I don't turn evil again! I wonder if I should show this to the T-2502...

Just then, the T-5002's eyes finish scanning the entire poster.

T-5002: Wait, and he even created Chaos Energy by sheer accident?! That settles it--I've got to find this guy and ask him to show me the source of his power!

The T-5002 teleports away to the Undefeatables' palace, where the T-2502 is hanging out with Cyber-Dee and Marx.

T-2502: And I threw  a mirror at a Vagineer!

They laugh, but suddenly, the T-2502's forehead flashes red.

T-2502: Be quiet. It's not funny.

The T-2502 opens up his forehead and accepts the call. Fron the forehead, it displays a 3D projector with Hermione herself, holding her cellphone and 2 corpses: Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. Explosions are coming from the Hogwarts Wizard School.

HERMINONE: T-2502! a new evil has arisen, and it's even worse than the last RP! Once I'm done for, you and your friends are ne--

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Crush, kill, destroy!

HERMINONE: Huh?!

The moment the Volde-tron 5000 blasts Herminone, signal is lost.

T-2502: Oh man, this is even worse. Everyone, I know it, but i'm not going to make it alive, but I will try my best. I believe in all of you.

He then teleports to the Harry Potter universe, only ravaged by a Voldemort lookalike robot.

T-5002: Wait! I have to--

CYBER-DEE: --help him. Go get 'em, champ.

T-5002: But...

CYBER-DEE: Go on!

The T-5002 sighs and teleports into the Harry Potter universe. There, he sees a ruined building called the "Old Men Convention Hall", as evidenced by the broken sign on top of it. In it are a dying Dr. Batman and a dead Hagrid.

T-5002: Wait, is that Dr. Batman? What happened here?

DR. BATMAN: (Coughs) He...stole my cybernetic upgrades...with his magic...I'm done for...

T-5002: Who, Voldemort? I thought he was killed a while ago!

DR. BATMAN: No...that's Not Voldemort...

T-5002: It's not Voldemort? Well, then, who is it?

Dr. Batman shakes his head, coughs, and lets his final breath leave his lungs. Suddenly, the Volde-Tron 5000 shows up.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Ha-haaaaaa! I am free to destroy this entire world!

The Volde-Tron 5000 shoots a green blob at the T-5002, who easily teleports away from it.

T-5002: What's going on here? Didn't you die?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: No, that was the actual Voldemort. I was killed by a magical artist, which means I was turned into a magical painting.

The T-5002 leaps on top of the Volde-Tron 5000, but is deflected by a force field.

T-5002: What?! What does that have to do with anything?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Haven't you ever played Kirby: Canvas Curse? If I am killed by an artist, I transform into a painting. When that old, cybernetic friend of yours tried to teleport into this dimension for some reason, he appeared in my magical painting-prison. I easily took over his cybernetics and blasted my way out of there!

T-5002: Gee, well, thanks for telling me. Now I--

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Now you've been distracted long enough! Extensively Charged Laser, FIRE!

The Volde-Tron 5000 opens a hatch on his mechanical chest, revealing a giant laser cannon. It fires a laser blast with a ten-foot radius, which wounds the T-5002 severely.

T-5002: Ow...how did you...get me?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Nothing is faster than light. Not even teleportation. And that light was super-charged. Now, enough talk. Prepare to DIE.

The dead body of Hagrid turned out to be the T-2502.

T-2502: Not until you--

VOLDE-TRON 5000: 01000001011101100110000101100100011000010010000001001011011001010110010001100001011101100111001001100001!!

The Volde-Tron 5000 blasts the T-2502, erasing him from existence.

T-5002: WHOA! This guy could defeat an Undefeatable?! But...that's impossible! IT goes against the laws of nature!

VOLDE-TRON 5000: I'm a cyborg wizard painter. Screw your laws. INITIATE DESTRUCTION PROTOCOL...NOW!

The Volde-Tron 5000 holds its magic paintbrush in one hand and transforms the other into a laser cannon. As it prepares to attack, the T-5002 teleports underground and fuses with the earth, rising out of the ground as a continent-sized mosasaur (which looks like a Plesiosaurus with a crocodeile's head). The Volde-Tron 5000 paints itself a pair of silver wings and flies upward.

T-5002: Is that all you're going to do? Buzz around a little bit?!

VOLDE-TRON 5000: The wings are magnetic! HAH!

The Volde-Tron 5000 flaps its wings, sucking all the rubble around it onto itself. It  slowly grows into a giant angel made of damaged buildings.

T-5002: Wait, what if I can call some of the other Undefeatables to help me?

Meanwhile at the T-2502's funeral, Mario is speaking. The Japanese funeral music from "The Wolverine" can be heard.

MARIO: Today, we lost our national hero. Also, he was a shape-shifting robot.

Mario receives a call from the T-5002 on his phone. He answers it.

T-5002: Any replacements?! I've already called some other Undefeatables, but they're too scared to fight off the Volde-tron 5000!

MARIO: Don't worry. I've sent in some reinforcements.

Meanwhile, below the swooping and diving T-5002 and Volde-Tron 5000, a dozen green pipes come out of the ground, and a dozen Mario replacements jump out to aid the T-5002. Dr. Mario throws pills at the Volde-Tron 5000, Mecha Mario spawns an army of clones and flies into the air, and Mario's Head flies around the Volde-Tron 5000 and sings "That's-a Moray".

VOLDE-TRON 5000: 100010101111011100001!!!

The Volde-Tron 5000 uses its magic paintbrush to poison Mario's Head, turning it a sickly green. Then, it throws it at the Marios below, poisoning half of them. The other half is murdered by Dark Mario, Mario's evil clone who came along for no apparent reason. However, the Mecha Marios remain unsubdued.

MECHA MARIOS: CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: ALSO CRUSH, ALSO KILL, AND DESTROY EVEN MORE.

T-5002: Wait, I can create clones of myself! Why didn't I think of that?

The T-5002 creates an army of continent-sized, floating, stone mosasaurs that all attack the Volde-Tron 5000, with help from the Mecha Marios. Then, the Volde-Tron 5000 draws a computer with its magic paintbrush.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: You think I don't know how to reverse your cloning process?

The Mecha-Marios disappear (all except one, that is), as do all the T-5002s.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, where did the T-5002 go?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Isn't it obvious? I made all the clones disappear.

MECHA MARIO: But...he was a clone all along? What?

Then, Nega-Raven appears out of nowhere and butts in.

NEGA-RAVEN: Azarath, Metrion, ZIN--

Volde-Tron 5000 throws a magic paintbrush at Nega-Raven, but she teleports away. Then, a son of the T-2502, known as the T-1251, appears out of the clouds and tries to kill the Volde-Tron 5000.

T-1251: You've killed my father!

The T-1251 shapeshifts his arm into a long-saber and slashes the Volde-Tron 5000 but that doesn't work.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Fool! I am immune to all physical attacks due to my durability!

Then, Mecha Mario lands on the ground, next to the T-1251.

MECHA MARIO: Don't worry, friends! I'll send help!

Mecha Mario creates a clone of himself, which flies away. Then, he is ambushed from behind by Dark Mario, who is apparently still alive.

DARK MARIO: Hoo-hoo! Take thi--

The Volde-Tron 5000 blasts Mecha Mario with his laser cannon, shooting through his body and penetrating Dark Mario's body as well. They both fall to the ground, dead. Meanwhile, at the T-2502's funeral...

MECHA MARIO: Mario, help! The T-5002 has disappeared, and he was apparently just a clone the entire time! The Mario replacements are all dead! And there are weird characters attacking the Volde-Tron 5000! What's going on?

MARIO: Mecha Mario, calm down. Here's a paizano who can help.

Mario steps to the left, revealing Chuck Norris, who was standing behind him.

CHUCK NORRIS: Don't worry, I'm aware of everything that has happened. I'm an Undefeatable, myself. I know that the T-5002 you've known all along was just a clone, and the original can be found in the 9th Dimension. He's a bit different from the one you know, but he'll know what to do. If all else fails, I may give you the source of The Awesome One's power.

MECHA MARIO: But what is that? And why can't you give it to me now?

CHUCK NORRIS: You'll learn in time. Now, go.

Mecha Mario blasts off to the Harry Potter universe.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, guys! I met Chuck Norris and he told me that I have to go to--

Mecha Mario pauses in mid-air, seeing Nega-Raven and the T-1251 in the grip of the Volde-Tron 5000's oversized, robotic hand. Then, he notices the Volde-Tron 5000's magic paintbrush on the ground, just as the Volde-Tron 5000 points his other arm, which is a laser cannon, directly at Mecha Mario.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Don't move! Try anything and I'll destroy you and my two captives!

MECHA MARIO: (Thinking) This could be my only chance to severely weaken the Volde-Tron 5000, but I can't let danger befall Nega-Raven and the T-2502's son! Wait...how can a robot have a son?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Not trying anything, are we? Good. Now--

Mecha Mario fires two missiles, one from each hand, blowing up the paintbrush and almost blowing up the laser cannon. Unfortunately, the laser blows up the missile and the two hostages are immediately strangled.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: My paintbrush...

MECHA MARIO: Ha. Now you can't banish me the way you banished my other clones.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Maybe not, but your two assistants are dead now. Just look at th--what?!

The two hostages trapped in the Volde-Tron 5000's claw slowly transform into two human-like demons dressed in kimonos.

MECHA MARIO: WHOA!

Suddenly, the earth cracks open, and Bob Saget rises out from within.

BOB SAGET: You called?

MECHA MARIO: Huh?

BOB SAGET: I hear there has been some Undefeatable-slaughtering happening here. Since my two Obake demons couldn't do my job for me, I'll have to finish it myself.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Keep talking.

The giant laser cannon in the Volde-Tron 5000's chest begins to glow green.

MECHA MARIO: Watch out! He's gonna fire!

BOB SAGET: As if some laser could stop me.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: It killed one of your friends, and my magical paintbrush obliterated your other one.

MECHA MARIO: Wait! How do I get to the 9th Dimension?

BOB SAGET: With this.

Bob Saget waves his hand and creates a glowing, red portal to what looks like a ruined coliseum. Mecha Mario flies through it, just as the area behind him is illuminated with a bright, green light. The portal closes as Mecha Mario lands in the coliseum and notices somebody standing in it.

MECHA MARIO: Please don't kill me! I'm unfit for this puny place!

T-2502: Surprise! I copied myself for the clone to attack the Volde-Tron 5000, and he fell for it!

MECHA MARIO: Nice! I'm technically a clone, too. The original Mecha Mario died. Anyway, where can I find the T-5001?

T-2502: Undefeatables' Palace.

MECHA MARIO: Wait, what? Chuck Norris told me to come here! What's the meaning of this?

Cut to a flashback of the T-1225 transforming into a demon.

MECHA MARIO: Wait a minute...you're one of those shape-shifting demons, aren't you? Bring it, faker!

T-2502: Wait--

Mecha Mario spawns a hundred clones of himself and bombards the T-2502 with a volley of missiles.

T-2502: I'm the real! There's only one way to settle this: staring contest.

5 minutes later.

MECHA MARIO: Hmmph. Maybe you're not a demon after all.

The T-2502 teleports to the Volde-Tron 5000.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Intruder Alert! Hey, it's you! How did you get back here?!

Suddenly, a pile of rubble in front of the Volde-Tron 5000 explodes. Then, Bob Saget rises out of it, burning with green flame and having s single, burning eye socket instead of a right eye.

BOB SAGET: You can't kill me, Moldy-Tron. Your game ends here.

VOLDE-TRON: Is that so? Just wait there for a sec...

T-2502: Haaaaa--

BOB SAGET: Waaaaaa--

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Yaaaaaaa--

WALUIGI: Did somebody say "waaaaaa"?

BOB SAGET: Go back to Hell, Waluigi.

Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension...

MECHA MARIO: That does it. I've got to get to the bottom of this and find the T-5001!

???: You've found him.

A strange voice resonates from above. Mecha Mario looks up and sees a floating Lakitu cloud, modified into an electric, floating throne. Atop it sits the original T-5001 in its Lost God form.

MECHA MARIO: T-5001, it's really you! I've been looking all over--

T-5001: Yes. Don't worry, I've been sitting on this Throne of Lies all along, overseeing this dilapidated kingdom. And the T-2502 was right...in a sense. I've deployed one of my clones to the Undefeatables' Palace. Another one is placating the raging spirit of Gaia over on Earth, and yet another is lying inside the Wa-Machine, making clones of himself to spread across the multiverse and protect every universe in existence! Come, I'll show you where my clones are made.

MECHA MARIO: You can't make clones on your own?

T-5001: No, only my upgraded clone could do that on his own. I have the Wa-Machine for that.

The T-5001 leads Mecha Mario to a machine that looks like a cross between an MRI scanner and a giant blender. It has a dial with four settings.

T-5001: This is the Wa-Machine, which was used to make Wa-guys like Wario and Waluigi. I don't use the "Wa-" settings anymore, simply because they've led to nothing but misery and destruction. There are two other settings, however: "Clone" and "Fusion". Now, let's fuse some of your clones with some of mine.

Meanwhile, in the destroyed Harry Potter universe, Harry, who was presumed to be dead, turned out to survive.

HARRY: I tricked the Volde-Thing 5000! Now where is he?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Over here.

The Volde-Tron 5000 appears behind Harry, shooting him in the back of his head with his arm cannon. Luckily, Harry was fast enough to dodge it.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Your puny spell won't save you now! 01000001011101100110000101100100011000010010000001001011011001010110010001100001011101100111001001100001!

HARRY: Expelliarmus!

The Volde-Tron 5000 blasts a very powerful beam out of its mouth while Harry shoots a jet of red light at the Volde-Tron 5000 with a Dumbledore-brand Elder Wand. Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension, the T-2502 and the T-5001 are watching them while they eat popcorn.

T-5001: T-2502, you have to intervene.

The T-2502 nods and teleports into the Harry Potter universe, where he sees the Volde-Tron 5000's cybernetics fly off like a suit of armor in a tornado. The original Not Voldemort (no relation to Voldemort) falls to the ground as the T-2502 lands on top of his head, squishing it.

HARRY POTTER: Hey, who are you?

T-2502: Your savior.

HARRY POTTER: But...I'm the one who defeated him!

Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension, Mecha Mario is descending the staircase that leads to the Wa-Machine.

MECHA MARIO: Woohoo! I can fuse with one of the T-5001's clones and become the most powerful--whoops!

Mecha Mario trips over a step and falls down the stone staircase, which is surprisingly strong. When Mecha Mario rises once again, his eye lenses are cracked.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, I can't see! Oh, well. I can still find the Wa-Machine with my radar.

Mecha Mario activates his radar, finding the Wa-Machine and climbing into it.

T-5001'S CLONE: Hey, ow! What do you think you're doing? Get off!

MECHA MARIO: I'm sorry, clone of T-5001, but my lenses broke.

T-5001'S CLONE: It's okay. Why not make clones of yourself?

Mecha Mario, not noticing, accidentally presses the "WaClone" button. If he was more careful with the staircase, then his lenses wouldn't have been cracked and he would have correctly pressed the "Clone" button. The machine suddenly starts shaking.

MECHA MARIO: (Thinking) Oh man! I must have pressed the wrong button! If that Wa-clone pops out of that machine, then the T-5001 would blame me!

Meanwhile, the T-5001 clone is still inside the Wa-machine, banging on its sides and yelling something about stopping the machine. Suddenly, the machine stops, and a purple fist punches through the machine. It explodes, throwing Mecha Mario against the wall, as it owner reveals himself.

WA-5001: Wa-ha-haaaaa! I'm going to conquer you all! Bow before me!

Suddenly, a puddle of golden ooze pools around the Wa-5001's feet. It rises in the form of Sovereign Blargatron v0.5.

WA-5001: Ha! Look at you! You're the tiniest form of the T-5001 I've ever seen! What are YOU gonna do, defeat me by saying "please be defeated"?

SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON V0.5: Don't underestimate me. I can switch to any of my other forms at will.

MECHA MARIO: Oh, no...what have I done?

Sovereign Blargatron v0.5 transforms into Enerjak, an omnipotent echidna powered by Chaos Energy.

WA-5001: Ooh, an omnipotent being? I'm soooooo scared.

The Wa-5001 transforms its arm into a Chaos Syphon, a device that drains all of Enerjak's energy. He falls to the ground, dead.

WA-5001: Oh, good! Now I can do Chaos Control.

MECHA MARIO: Don't you dare! I'm not letting you warp out of here scot-free!

Mecha Mario fires two missiles at the Wa-5001, who teleports away and is unharmed.

WA-5001: Hey, your eye lenses are cracked! Maybe I can have some fun while you're incapacitated. COPYING DATA...

MECHA MARIO: Don't you dare!

The Wa-5001 transforms into a copy of Mecha Mario with two Chaos Spears in its hands. It throws them at the original Mecha Mario, making it explode.

WA-5001: Great. Now I'm off to the Undefeatables' Palace to frame that poor idiot. Chaos Control!

The Wa-5001 disappears. The T-2502 teleports here.

T-2502: Oh man! Mecha Mario pressed the wrong button and now we lost 1 Undefeatable for real! I better find the Wa-5001!

Suddenly, the T-5001 descends the staircase on his floating Throne of Lies.

T-5001: Don't worry, I'm fine. That was my clone. What happened here?

T-2502: With his eye lenses broken, Mecha Mario pressed the WaClone button by accident without knowing. The Wa-5001 was born! And now he will try to frame Mecha Mario and we have to frame the Wa-5002 back, so he gets all the blame!

T-5001: OK. Why don't you make a clone of yourself, since we don't have a working Wa-Machine anymore, and transform into a copy of the Wa-5001? That way, you can wreak havoc and tell people he did it.

The T-2502 shakes and spits out an perfectly exact replica of himself.

T-2502's CLONE: Now what do I need to do? Transform into the Wa-5002 and replicate his behavior and abilities without flaws? Got it.

T-5001: Yep. And go to the Undefeatables' Palace and wreak some havoc to make the Wa-5002 look bad. If you don't want to break anything, which would be great, you can go to the highest tower and teleport behind the unbreakable gate in front of it. There, you can get The Awesome One's tears, and you'll kill two birds with one stone!

Meanwhile, at the T-2502's funeral, "Mecha Mario" (who is really the Wa-5001) is shooting missiles at everybody.

"MECHA MARIO": Mua-ha-haaaaaa! (Thinking) It's working! Now's my chance to divert some more people's attention! (Out loud) I hate everything and everybody! And it's all because of the Undefeatables!

CHUCK NORRIS: WHAT?!

MARIO: Hoo-hoo! Looks like a battle's about to go down! Let's-a go!

"MECHA MARIO": (Thinking) Oops, I didn't realize Chuck Norris was here. I'd better not blow my cover. (Out loud) Heeeeeey! Chuck Norris, good buddy! I was just ruining people's lives and making everybody miserable, like you asked me to!

CHUCK NORRIS: Oh, no you don't!

Chuck roundhouse kicks the fake Mecha Mario into the fake T-2502's tombstone, cracking it in half. "Mecha Mario" makes an enormous rut in the dirt by sliding into it from the sheer force of the roundhouse kick. However, Mecha Mario is unharmed.

CHUCK NORRIS: I don't understand. That should have killed him! What is he, an Undefeatable?

TOAD: Mecha Mario was promoted to "Undefeatable"! They're in cahoots!

The crowd starts a riot and throws rocks at Chuck Norris and "Mecha Mario". Meanwhile, at the Undefeatables' Palace...

MARX: (Sigh) We're bored.

The Wa-5001 (who is really the T-2502) appears and throws several stones at Marx, Bob Saget and Cyber Dee.

BOB SAGET: Hey! Come back here!

"WA-5001": The name's Wa-5001!

The word "Wa-5001" echoes inside Bob Saget's mind. Inside it, he is hit with a vision of the T-2502's funeral.

MECHA MARIO: Mua-ha-haaaaaa! (Out loud) I hate everything and everybody! And it's all because of the Undefeatables!

Cut back to the face of Bob Saget. This time he is angry.

BOB SAGET: I knew it. The prophecy! He's at the T-2502's fake funeral!

CYBER-DEE: Prophecy?

BOB SAGET: It came to me in a dream several days ago. The people are turning against Chuck Norris!

CYBER-DEE: What?!

MARX: Chuck could easily wipe them out with little more than an angry glance. Why should he be concerned?

BOB SAGET: Because those people are innocent. We have to help them!

Suddenly, a clone of the T-5001 flies through the window and lands in front of the Undefeatables.

T-5001's CLONE: Hi, everyone! Sorry it took me so long. It took me a while to get here from the 9th Dimension, and the original T-5001 just informed me that the Wa-Machine has been broken.

BOB SAGET: I see. T-5001, there's an intruder in our palace and a rogue Mario replacement at the T-2502's funeral. We have to stop the Mario replacement before it's too late.

T-5001's CLONE: You guys go. I'll handle the intruder. He's running to the topmost tower.

MARX: The topmost tower?! Nobody but Chuck Norris goes there!

Back at the funeral, Mecha Mario blasts off to the Undefeatables' Palace.

WA-5001: Muhahahahaha! You're dead to me!

MARX: Hey, Wa-5001, you throwing stones at us aren't you?!

WA-5001: Uhh... no.

BOB SAGET: Don't lie. I know you did that to us, Wa-5001!

"MECHA MARIO": (Thinking) Uh-oh. I can't explain it, but it looks lke ALL the Undefeatables are mad at me for some reason. One Undefeatable would have been fine, but I honestly don't know if I can survive this! (Out loud) Well, maybe I did and maybe I didn't. Either way, you'll never beat me because you can't catch me! Ta-ta!

The Wa-5001 teleports away.

Meanwhile, back at the Undefeatables' Palace, the T-5001 clone has caught up with "the Wa-5001".

T-5001's CLONE: Hey, T-2502. You can reveal yourself now. And yes, my clones and I all have one mind, so I'm talking to you while still sitting in the 9th Dimension. Now, I just wanted to say two things: one, do you know what happened to the original Mecha Mario? I think if the original me can find his body, I can repair him by giving him some of my energy. Two, since the Volde-Tron 5000 has already been defeated, I don't think The Awesome One's power is necessary to us anymore. Chuck Norris keeps it a huge secret, and it wouldn't be kind of us to ransack his secret room...or whatever's behind that gate. Then again, if we need it to revive Mecha Mario...

Meanwhile, at the T-2502's funeral, Bob Saget has teleported all the people away from the vicinity as the other Undefeatables attack the Wa-5001.

WA-5001: Ow! Get off! okay, that's enough! If I have to die, then everyone has to! CLONING...

Thousands of clones of the Wa-5001 appear and teleport to universes, one by one. Meanwhile in the Angry Birds universe, green, round pigs are brutally beaten up before they can get away with 3 eggs by birds who are also round.

CHUCK: Squawk squawk! (That's what you get for trying to steal our eggs!)

WA-5001's CLONE: Hello, puny birds.

ALL: Squawk?! (Huh?!)

The Wa-5001 shoots missiles at the birds, obliterating them.

PIGS: Oink! Snort! (Woo! This guy is good!)

The Wa-5001 glances at the pigs, slowly charges his ion cannon as they watch motionlessly, and vaporizes them all at once.

Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension, the original T-5001 is sitting on the Throne of Lies, scanning the area.

T-5001: Wait! I've detected something downstairs!

The T-5001 floats down the steps on his Throne of Lies, scans the area, and sees an incapacitated Mecha Mario in the corner.

MECHA MARIO: Help...me...

T-5001: Oh, there you are! Don't worry, I'll fix you up in a bit.

The T-5001 pulls some golden wires out of his chest and attaches him to Mecha Mario's. Then, the T-5001's glowing energy spreads along the wires and into Mecha Mario's core. He rises into the air as golden sparks shoot out of where his eyes and limbs used to be.

T-5001: Hey, I think he's working!

Mecha Mario blows a fuse, shuts down completely, and falls back down.

T-5001: Shoot, I overloaded his system. Looks like the only way to save him is to use The Awesome One's Tears.

Meanwhile, in the Undefeatables' Palace...

T-5001's CLONE: Hear that, T-2502? We need to teleport behind that gate and get that vial, now. The Awesome One's Tears are in there, and they're powerful enough to blow up half the planet. I believe they can also be swallowed to make the person who drinks them as strong as The Awesome One.

T-2502: Good.

The two robots teleport behind the gate and see a small vial on a shelf, next to a Plasma TV. The vial has some kind of transparent liquid inside it.

T-5002: There it is! That vial! Quick, get it before Chuck Norris comes back!

CHUCK NORRIS: What are you two doing?

T-2502: I know we're not allowed to go in there or else we lose our Undefeatables rank, and I'm sorry. Anyway, the Wa-5001 clones are attacking universes, one by one, so all else failed.

CHUCK NORRIS: I see. You may have that teardrop.

T-5002: Holy cow! You convinced Chuck Norris to give you something?

CHUCK NORRIS: Ha ha. Very funny. Just be careful. The last time someone used it, it blew up half the planet.

The T-2502 nods, then takes the vial and they teleport to the UnWorld, only ravaged by the original Wa-5001 and 9 of his clones.

WA-5001: Well, look who it is!

T-5002: I'm going to take the vial to the 9th Dimension and give it to Mecha Mario. Will you be able to hold them off until I get back?

T-2502: (In the T-5001's mind) Sure.

The T-5001 takes the vial from the T-2502 and teleports to the 9th Dimension.

T-2502: Wa-5001s, I've heard enough.

The T-2502 pulls out Chuck's headband from the Angry Birds Toons episode, "Chuck Time", and putts it on. Everything has heavily slown down, allowing him to act more quickly. He transforms his arms into Ultimate Annihilators and slowly overcharges it. The Wa-5001 aren't affected, so are his clones and the T-5001. They are listening.

T-2502: You've killed the Angry Birds, Mordecai and Rigby, Finn and Jake, Corey, Laney, Kin and Kon, all of the Pokemon, Skylanders, Steven Universe, and even our poorest victim, the Orange Bird. Now, I'm doing the same to you.

As soon as the T-2502 is done talking, his Ultimate Annihilators are overcharged at 1000%.

WA-5001: Clones, ATTACK!

The T-2502's Ultimate Annihilators fire at each of the Wa-5001 clones, who try to block the blasts with force fields. However, each of the blasts transform into a black hole, and the clones are sucked in. Only the original Wa-5001 is left alive.

WA-5001: Oh, that's impressive. Sucking them up so they can't transform into their next phases. Well, you won't do the same to me!

The Wa-5001 teleports behind the T-2502 and transforms its hands into giant, electrified machetes. Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension, the clone of the T-5001 has given the original T-5001 the vial.

T-5001: Excellent! Now, let's give this to Mecha Mario and hope for the best.

The two robots go downstairs and find Mecha Mario's remains. The T-5001 clone opens his mouth and pours in The Awesome One's Tears. All at once, Mecha Mario rises into the air, begins to spark again, and his cracked lenses repair themselves. Then, the golden sparks solidify into golden jets of flame, which grow outward to form glowing, golden limbs.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, I'm alive! And I look AWESOME!

T-5001: Yeah, that's the power of The Awesome One's Tears. Now, my clone will teleport you into each of the different dimensions, where you will create a clone of yourself to defeat the Wa-5001.

MECHA MARIO: OK, but that sounds kind of complicated. Can't you just make clones of yourself?

T-5001: Not in this form, I can't. Wait, I can just copy your abilities and do the job myself! Meanwhile, you two can help the T-2502 defeat the Wa-5001 and restore the UnWorld to normal. Sound good?

MECHA MARIO: Yep.

T-5001's CLONE: Let's do it!

T-5001: COPYING DATA...

The T-5001 transforms into an exact copy of Mecha Mario, golden limbs and all. Then, he spawns an army of clones, all of which teleport to various universes. Meanwhile, the T-5002 clone teleports Mecha Mario (and himself) to the T-2502's side.

T-2502: Help!

T-5001's CLONE: Don't worry, we got this.

MECHA MARIO: Damn right. Take THIS!

Mecha Mario summons a wave of golden missiles that smack into all of the Wa-5001 clones. They all raise their force fields, but the golden missiles break through the force fields anyway.

MECHA MARIO: WHOA! How did I do that?

T-5001's CLONE: That's the power of The Awesome One's Tears. You're a borderline-Undefeatable now.

Meanwhile, the original Wa-5001 tries to stab the T-2502 in the back with his electric machetes, but the T-5001 clone teleports in front of him and takes the full force of the blow. He begins to spark wildly.

MECHA MARIO: Oh, no! Are you OK?

WA-5001: Mua-ha-haaaa! You see that? That's how you take down an Undefeatable!

Then, the T-5001 turns into a puddle of goo, which solidifies into an exact copy of...Sovereign Blargatron.

WA-5001: Hey, what's this? Are you some kind of Mario clone?

SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON: Far from it.

Sovereign Blargatron pulls a F.L.U.D.D. out of nowhere and douses the Wa-5001's electric machetes.

WA-5001: Ahhhhh! Short circuit!

The Wa-5001 explodes. Then, he reforms once again...into an exact copy of Sovereign Blargatron.

SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON #2: Oh, this should be interesting.

MECHA MARIO: Yay! It's the battle of the Marios!

The T-2502 decides to intervene by shooting the Wa-5001 disguised as Sovereign Blargatron with a ion cannon. He melts into a puddle of goo once again, but this time, he returns in the form of Mecha Sonic.

MECHA SONIC: I will not be defeated!

Mecha Sonic spin-dashes into Mecha Mario at light speed. Then, as Mecha Mario shoves him off, Mecha Sonic reveals the energy core in his chest, which begins to suck up The Awesome One's power, which resides within Mecha Mario.

MECHA MARIO: Ahhhhhh! What's it doing?!

T-5001's CLONE: Get away! It's sucking up your power!

Then, Mecha Sonic rises into the air and transforms into Super Mecha Sonic.

SUPER MECHA SONIC: Mua-ha-ha! Your power is glorious! Infinite! It's...it's...

MECHA MARIO: Awesome?

SUPER MECHA SONIC: Yes! Exactly!

T-5001's CLONE: T-2502, we have to stop this. Fire an Ultimate Annihilator blast underneath Super Mecha Sonic.

THE AWESOME ONE: Who dares to try and kill our favorite Undefeatable?!