Heavy Weapons Guy Joins The X-Men

Heavy Weapons Guy Joins The X-Men

Plot
A new member comes by, and Wario is scared of him. We'll he deal with the new member?

Script
Wario is sitting on his couch. Waluigi comes in.

Waluigi: Wario!!!

Wario is still asleep. Waluigi puts headphones on Wario and putted the song Epic Sax Guy on 100% volume.

Wario: WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!

Wario goes up like a rocket ship and goes up, later he goes down 5 minutes later.

Wario: What was that about?! I was taking a nap!

Waluigi: You have a new member today!

Wario: Please don't be him...

A Flashback starts and the video is called Meet Heavy.

Wario: I ALWAYS HATE THAT GUY!!!

Waluigi; What?!

Wario: Oh, nothing.

Then, the X-Men get behind the door.

Donkey Kong: So, what are we doing again?

Wario: I DON'T KNOW! I mean...we have a new member. (mumbles angrily)

Then, they heard a knock on the door. They open it...and guess who it is???

Billy Mays: Hi, Billy Mays here with-

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Writer 1: Omg well that sucks.

Writer 2: Yeah I know. Let's do it again with no mistakes.

Then, they heard a knock on the door. They open it...and guess who it is???

Heavy Weapons Guy; YOU ARE SO SMALL!!!

Wario: (omg he's annoying already)

Heavy: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

Wario: OMG STOP SAYING RANDOM QUOTES!!!

Everyone looks at Wario.

Wario: Uh???

Heavy: YOU MUST DIE YELLOW ONE!!!

Heavy gets out his favorite gun and shoots Wario to death. The end.