Double Fifteens, SUCKA!

Double Fifteens, SUCKA! is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Bowser runs into the room.

BOWSER: Wario! Waluigi! Um... other one! Do you know what day it is?

WARIO: What?

DONKEY KONG: Other one...?

BOWSER: It's my one-hundred-and-fifteenth birthday!

WALUIGI: What? No it's not, you're YOUNG!

BOWSER: Listen, it's my birthday, and you need to respect your eld---

WARIO: Don't tell me to respect my elders, I'm older than YOU.

BOWSER: What? Anyway, I was GOING to say, respect your elders... NOT!

DONKEY KONG: Don't respect my elders? BOWSER, QUIT CHANGING THE RULES!

BOWSER: Listen, don't treat me like an old man. That would be weird. We're FRIENDS. Treat me just like any other friend.

Later, Bowser goes to Applebee's.

BOWSER: Hello, I'd like to---

EMPLOYEE: Bowser? Famous king/kidnapper?

BOWSER: Yeah...

EMPLOYEE: Isn't it your 1515th birthday?

BOWSER: NO!

A bunch of employees show up.

EMPLOYEES: Happy happy birthday---

BOWSER: NO!!!

At the house, Bowser is on the couch, sad.

WARIO: What's your problem?

BOWSER: I feel like an old man...

WARIO: No, I didn't say that nicely, I said what's your DAMN PROBLEM? You're on WARIO'S couch, at WARIO'S time! This is when I use the couch to... do... things... you know...

BOWSER: You know what, I quit the X-Men!

Dramatic music plays.

WARIO: Really?

BOWSER: No.

THE END.