MARIO AND LUIGI GOT MARRIED!!

'''Mario and Luigi got Married!! Is a shame where Mario and Luigi get married and Bowser pisses his pants. Here's wat happens:'''

Mario becomes a girl.

Luigi marries Mario.

Bowser pisses his pants.

Bowser Jr cries.

Lakitu has a seizure.

Toad eats Toadette.

Toadette dies.

Toadsworth swims in an underground pool.

Princess Peach laughs in a flying thing for two and a half hours.

Daisy falls from the roof naked.

Yoshi licks everything, including Spahgetti.

Wario gets a BSOD.

Waluigi kicks Donkey Kong's But, Donkey Kong kicks Wakigi's but, and Waluigi flies away.

Diddy Kong is there looking all cute.

Dixie Kong drinks Red Bull.

'''A Koopa also drinks Red Bull. '''

Baby Mario sucks his thumb.

Baby Luigi also sucks his thumb.

Goomba kills a page.

Koopa Troopa and Paratroopa fart.

Dry Bones dies.

Hammer Bro sings Handy Manny.

Birdo eats Someone.

Pirhanna Plant drinks alcahol.

'''Shy Guy sings "Hi-Hoe." will digging a hole with a hoe.'''

Petey Pirhinna kills everyone.

Wiggler flys away as a butterfly.

The end.