Punch Him Till He Cries!

Punch Him Till He Cries! is the fifth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.

Summary
Wario and Waluigi decide to punch Some tiny moron that nobody cares about until he cries

Scene 1
WARIO and WALUIGI are sitting in the local park.
 * WARIO: What are we doing here?! I hate the park!

Background suddenly changes to WARIO's house
 * WALUIGI: Much better. Now I'm bored! What should we do Wario?
 * WARIO: Hmm... We've already robbed the bank...
 * WALUIGI: Let's see whats on TV.

WALUIGI flicks on the TV
 * COMMERCIAL VOICE: Beat this man up until he cries to win $1,000,000!
 * WARIO: Hey isn't that-
 * WALUIGI: Some tiny moron that nobody cares about!
 * WARIO: Let's beat him up!
 * WALUIGI: Yeah! We could definitely make him cry!

WARIO and WALUIGI head out of the house.

Scene 2
WARIO and WALUIGI enter a dark alleyway.
 * WARIO: Are you sure this is the right place?
 * WALUIGI: Shut up! Of course this is the place! Can't you tell by the beat-up people on the sides?

WALUIGI points to the beat-up people near the wall.
 * WARIO: Don't care! Where's Some tiny moron that nobody cares about?!

Some tiny moron that nobody cares about enters the alleyway.
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Heh heh, you've fallen int-
 * WALUIGI: There he is! Get him!
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: W-Wait! Don't beat m-
 * WARIO: Shut up!

WARIO and WALUIGI proceed to beat up SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: N-No! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT cries

Scene 3
WARIO and WALUIGI return to their house.
 * WALUIGI: Well, we didn't get $1,000,000...
 * WARIO: Well we should go back and demand our money!
 * WALUIGI: Ehh... Too much effort.
 * WARIO: Fine, we'll forget about the money.

THE END.

Morals

 * Don't yell at the producers to change the background.
 * Don't fall for commercials promising money
 * Always beat up Some tiny moron that nobody cares about when he decides to trap you.

Trivia

 * The Commercial Voice was the same as the Voice in the previous episode.
 * Mario, Luigi, and Another tiny moron that absolutely no one cares about were seen beaten up in the alleyway.