Super Wario Bros. Epic Saga

The Super Wario Bros Epic Saga is the best episode in the series. It is the most epic series to have ever existed ever.

Script
Narrator: LAST TIME ON SUPER WARIO BROS. MARIO WAS CHARGING UP HIS LAZER

Mario: IMMAAA.... FIRING...... MAAAAAHHHHHHH

Narrator: WILL MARIO CHARGE IS LAZOR AT WARIO? WILL WARIO ESCAPE IT?

Wario: Oh yes I can WAH WAH WAHHHHHHHHHHH

Mario: LAAAZOOOOOOOR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *The beam fires at Wario*

Wario: *Wario gets out his Proton Cannon and fires. The beam collides with Mario's LAZOR.

Mario: WHAT? THIS IS A-IMPOSSIBLE! YOUR BEAM IS STRONGER THAN-AMINE

Wario: WAHHAHAHA YOUR LAZOR IS OLD AND WORN OUT JUST LIKE YOUR SPARTA KICK AND YOUR POWER LEVEL.

Applejack comes in

Applejack: Howdy! Care for an apple?

Mario: *Runs to the apple while leaving his giant mouth still holding it's place* Oh-aboy apples!

Applejack: It's only twenty bits.

Mario: CURSE YOU FOREIGN COUNTRIES! CURSE YOU!!!!! *Explodes into a Nuclear blast, the " I want to Set the World on fire " song from Fallout 3 plays.*

And then everyone died. THE END. Except Wario, he's the main character, and Applejack because best pony.