The Cupcake Cannon

The Cupcake Cannon is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
Continuing on from last episode, NEW LUIGI has created the ultimate weapon, the Cupcake Cannon. Can our heroes stop it in time?

Script
Scene 1

NEW MARIO teleports into his lab, where we see NEW LUIGI putting some finishing touches on a large, lime-green cannon sticking out of the window.

NEW MARIO: Ah, I see you've completed the ultimate weapon as I requested! You're so much useful than the guy you replaced, you know.

NEW LUIGI: Indeed. Care to do the honors, sir?

NEW MARIO: Naturally!

NEW MARIO stands in front of the cannon, squinting out the window.

NEW MARIO: Have you loaded it with ammunition yet, NEW LUIGI?

NEW LUIGI: Of course, sir. I used only the most durable cupcakes, and even put some explosive ones in there.

NEW MARIO: Excellent. Let's see them withstand this! Wahahahahaaa!

Fade to black.

Scene 2

EVIL GUY, FERNANDO, SHADOW KIRBY, and PICKLE are standing outside Evil Guy Tower as we see it transform from a giant robot into its original form.

EVIL GUY: Phooey! I don't think we'll be needing that again. Why don't we all go back inside now?

They all waddle back into the tower, single-file. SHADOW KIRBY rushes to the telescope in the window.

EVIL GUY: Calm down. They can't be plotting anything now since they must have exhausted their resources when they attacked us last episode, remember?

SHADOW KIRBY: I'm afraid you're wrong, boss. It looks as if they've built a giant cannon...and it's pointing straight at us.

ALL: WHOA!

The cannon fires a large, sparking cupcake. As it arcs towards the tower, some of the frosting flies off and its contents become visible: a Bob-Omb.

SHADOW KIRBY: Augh! Duck and cover, everybody!

Before anybody has time to react, a massive explosion rocks the tower. EVIL GUY reaches for the secret panel in the wall, removing it and pressing the red button underneath.

EVIL GUY: Rrgh! We have to launch a counterattack!

FERNANDO: But boss, I thought the tower could withstand anything! Why should we be worried?

EVIL GUY: Because they're firing directly at the dent NEW MARIO made last episode. That means they might actually blast a hole through the tower's five-foot thick, steel coating!

ALL: WHOA!

EVIL GUY: And I just realized we CAN'T launch a counterattack from here because the robot/tower doesn't have any long-range attacks!

ALL: WHOA!!

The Cupcake Cannon continues to fire cupcakes at the dented part of the tower, some of the cupcakes containing more Bob-Ombs and some being made of solid diamond. The robot wobbles left and right, then falls over with our heroes still inside it.

To be continued...

Moral
Waldo.

Trivia
A plot twist is coming soon!