Ronald McDonald's Revenge

Ronald McDonald's Revenge is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
Ronald McDonald returns with a vengeance! Can Evil Guy and co. survive his wrath?

Script
EVIL GUY, PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY are sitting in Evil Guy Tower, eating cheese. Suddenly, a rumbling noise is heard from outside. SHADOW KIRBY dashes over to the telescope poking out of the tower and screams.

SHADOW KIRBY: WHOA!!!

ALL: What? What?!

SHADOW KIRBY: He--he's back! Ronald McDonald has returned!

ALL (except EVIL GUY): WHOA!!! What do we do?

EVIL GUY: Cool it, guys. He may have outsmarted us last time, but he can't compare to us in brute strength! Everybody, CHARGE!

They all run out of the tower, screeching and beating their chests. RONALD MCDONALD, who is standing calmly in front of them, whistles. DEIDARA appears out of nowhere.

DEIDARA: Ha! I'm back too! You thought all I could do was work at McDonald's? Well, no! As a matter of fact, I also serve as the guardian of Weegee himself, and I have killed many people who tried to murder him, such as your relative, EVIL GUY.

EVIL GUY: Huh?!

DEIDARA: That's right. It was Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Guy who perished at my hand. He's six times as evil as you are, so I consider you...pathetic.

PICKLE, FERNANDO and SHADOW KIRBY defiantly stand in DEIDARA's way, allowing EVIL GUY to flee into the tower.

DEIDARA: You guys are pitiful...Katsu!!!

As soon as DEIDARA utters the word "Katsu" (which sounds a bit like "cats"), a large explosion knocks PICKLE, FERNANDO SHADOW KIRBY, and (unintentionally) RONALD MCDONALD to the ground. Meanwhile, Evil Guy Tower has begun to transform into a giant robot at EVIL GUY's command.

EVIL GUY: Ha ha! "Cats" THIS, mother****er!

The giant robot raises its foot into the air and points it downwards like a ballerina, crushing DEIDARA and RONALD MCDONALD. The others come to and jump up into the air.

ALL: YAY! (Freeze frame)

The end.

Moral
Yo' mama.

Trivia
Deidara also killed all but one of Wario's 9000 children, Barney, Bill Gates, and many others.