Let's Fight!

Let's Fight is the ninth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Summary
After taking out the Koopa Mafia, Wario and Waluigi must defeat Waluigi's (more) evil doppelganger, Wawaluigi.

Scene 1
Waluigi and Wawaluigi are in Wario's living room, hiding behind a TV and an overturned couch, respectively. Wawaluigi has a shotgun, and Waluigi has a machine gun. They are both taking potshots at each other.

WAWALUIGI: You can't beat me!

WALUIGI: Why not? I have the better weapon!

WAWALUIGI: I'm hiding behind your couch!

Suddenly, Wario-Man flies in, holding Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About in one hand. Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About is holding the Wa-Machine, which looks like a red blender with a time bomb attached to the bottom.

WARIO-MAN: Look who I--OH, NO! Don't you touch that couch!

WAWALUIGI: And why not?

WARIO-MAN: Tiny moron, do your thing.

Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About opens the top of the Wa-Machine, tapping some buttons near its bottom. The tiny screen on the bottom of the machine lights up, spelling out the words "Setting: Trap". Wawaluigi is sucked in.

WAWALUIGI: Waaaaaaa...

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: There. He won't bother us anymore.

WALUIGI: I don't understand. Why did you help us?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Sit down on the couch. I'll explain.

Scene 2
The trio is sitting on Wario's couch as Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About finishes his explanation.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: ...And since then, everything created by the Wa-Machine becomes unstable and difficult to control. If we hadn't stopped Wawaluigi in time, he would have destroyed us all.

WALUIGI: Why should we believe you?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Because he was clearly too dangerous for any of us to handle.

WARIO: Why not just make a Wa- version of me so it can beat Wawaluigi?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: I don't think that's a--

WARIO: Hey, how does this thing work?

Wario has picked up the Wa-Machine and begun to shake it around.

WARIO: Here, Waluigi. You do it.

WALUIGI: OK.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Guys, seri--

WALUIGI: There! I did it!

The screen on the Wa-Machine displays the words "Setting: WaClone". Waluigi points the top of the Wa-Machine at Wario as a burst of light blinds our heroes. Then, a negative-colored copy of Wario appears, standing next to him.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Nooooooo!

Fade to black.

Moral
Eat your veggies.

Trivia
The Wa-Machine will return in the successor of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show, which is called The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!