Blowing up Germany

Blowing up Germany is the third episode of President S0NIC.

Summary
S0NIC blows up Germany and Hitler is fucking pissed!

Transcript
* S0NIC is watching Hitler on the Shopping Channel*

S0NIC: Wait a second? Why the hell is Hitler on the Shopping Channel?

* Hitler then kicks open the door and grabs S0NIC*

Hitler: WERT DED YU SA ABOT ME?!?!

* Hitler then throws S0NIC out of the window and steals his cheese*

10 Minutes Later...

S0NIC: That douche stole my cheese! What a bitch!

* Meanwhile, Hitler is bombing Kongo Bongo with his explosive cheese*

Donkey Kong: Leave us alone!

Hitler: NO!

* Hitler then kills Donkey Kong with the cheese*

Hitler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

* Hitler stops at a Cafe on his way home and watches the TV*

News Woman: Breaking News! Germany is gone! That's all we have for now!

Hitler: WERT!!! WO WOOD DU SCH A TING!!!

News Woman: I have just been informed that the rodent responsible for this crime was none other than President S0NIC!

Hitler: I WLL GERT MA REVNGE!!!