User blog:Mecha-Wario/Teh epic battle of Mecha-Wario vs H3y U Pikachu

Mecha-Wario: FIGHT! *Eats a cupcake that is filled with molten, hot cheese, and my muscles grow to the size of The Harvester.

H3y_U_Pikachu: I hate you! You put baby powder in your undies! Die! *Tries to stab me in the leg, but falls on his face.*

Mecha-Wario: THIS. IS. UN-MARIOWIKI! *Kicks H3y_U_Pikachu into the atmosphere, then I fire a Bazooka to kill him* I Won!

And that is the story of the failure that is H3y_U_Pikachu.