The Mission

Characters

 * Bowser Jr.
 * Luigi
 * Mysterious voice coming from a walkie-talkie

Scene 1
Bowser Jr. is in a secret lab in Bowser's Castle, listening to a mysterious voice coming out of a walkie-talkie.

BOWSER JR.: Who--who are you?

???: Me?

BOWSER JR.: Yeah, you. The voice in the walkie-talkie.

???: Oh, I'm...a secret spy...president...ninja. Yeah.

BOWSER JR.: A secret spy president ninja?! Wow! Cool!

???: Yeah, listen up...I have a mission for you.

BOWSER JR.: A mission? Does that make me a spy like you?

???: Um...

BOWSER JR. Ooh, can I be a ninja, too?

???: OK, listen to me...

BOWSER JR.: Can you teach me your secret, stealthy ways?

???: No. Listen...

BOWSER JR.: And can I be President, too, so I can rule the state?

???: SHUT UP! Listen to me, now! Did you find your way into the secret lab?

BOWSER JR. Y--yeah...

???: What's in it?

BOWSER JR. Well, nothing interesting, except something growing in the growth chamber.

???: Hmm...OK, that'll do. Now, I want you to find the following ingredients...

Scene 2
Bowser Jr. has returned to the secret lab with a giant bag and the walkie-talkie from before.

BOWSER JR.: OK, I'm back with the ingredients. But the thing is...

???: What?

BOWSER JR.: There's a problem.

???: Hmph. What kind of problem?

BOWSER JR. For a second, I thought I saw some guy in green clothes following me.

???: Really? Well, uh, don't worry about it. It can't be anybody important.

BOWSER JR. I'm telling you, he was there! He kind of looked like Mario's brother, Luigi...

???: No way. It, uh, couldn't have been him. I mean, why would he be in the castle without Mario?

BOWSER JR.: Well, I saw Mario in the castle earlier, but then he vanished. I think he ran off somewhere.

???: OK, OK. Enough with the storytelling. Now, put those ingredients in the growth chamber.

BOWSER JR.: All right, but I'm still worried. What could Mario be up to now? And where's my daddy?

'''Suddenly. the trapdoor on the ceiling opens and Luigi jumps in.'''

LUIGI: Aha! I've-a got you now, little guy!

BOWSER JR.: Aah! Guy in the walkie-talkie, help! Luigi followed me into the lab!

???: Well, you've got to act fast. Put the ingredients into the growth chamber.

BOWSER JR.: But...but how do I fight Luigi? He's too strong!

???: Hold me up to his face. I know his secret weakness.

Bowser Jr. holds the walkie-talkie in front of Luigi's face.

???: Boo!

LUIGI: Waaaaa!

Luigi climbs up through the trapdoor and runs away.

BOWSER JR.: Wow, you saved me! Thanks!

???: No problem. You can count on me. Now, have you placed the ingredients into the growth chamber?

BOWSER JR.: Oops, one second. Here, I'll put them in right now.

???: One container of rapid-growth serum?

BOWSER JR.: Check.

???: One washing machine that is convenientently located that fuses/kills people?

BOWSER JR.: Check.

???: And, last but not least, one cupcake.

BOWSER JR.: Check. OK, all the ingredients are in.

???: Perfect. Now we just sit back and wait.

The End