Nintendo SD Obese

Nintendo SD Obese is the newest Nintendo "handheld". It features 2 screens, 8 buttons and an directional pad. However it's too heavy and large.

Out and About

 * Bits: 128 bit
 * Engine (yeah, engine.): Snail powered (too slow).
 * Weight: 25 kg/ 49 lbs (too heavy)
 * Processor: SnailWorks Super Duper Processor
 * First Shames:
 * Grunty Shotgun: Shoot and Go!
 * Mario: Dora and Boots 2
 * Wii Fat

Trivia

 * Wii Fat was intended to be released to Nintendo Wii, but Nintendo released it to Nintendo SD Obese. Its reasons for doing so are unknown.
 * Mario: Dora and Boots 2 has too much glitches, including MissingnoLink title long lost sister: Sistigno. Nintendo will re-release the shame.