Birdo



Birdo is a bird/dinosaur creature who is girlfriend to Yoshi. Nothing is really unusual about her, except that she has a HUGE HONKIN NOSE! It's ginormousous!!

Creation
Upon ignoring the total failure of Waluigi, Nintendo decided to make more filler characters, starting with Birdo. They all made Birdo up on lunch break, and Yoshi, desperate for a transgendered mate, accepted her.

First Appearance
Birdo was actually Ostro in some old Super Mario Bros. game, and didn't appear until much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, MUCH later in Mario Tennis.

A Sordid Contract
Two years after her debut, Birdo sold her soul to the devil in exchange for her ugly nose.

Nose
As was previously stated, Birdo has a

HUGE HONKIN' NOSE! SHE'S ALSO GOT BOOGERS UP THERE!! BIG BOOGERS!

Boogers
Birdo has boogers. One day, Birdo wrote a poem about her boogaz:
 * Boogers are what I love
 * They make me feel so good
 * I hope you like this poem
 * Well, at least I would

Gender
Birdo is not really a he or a she, but an it who was created in a laboratory.

Death
When Birdo got the Booger Leader stuck in her nose as a giant, she couldn't breathe, and she died. Everyone was thankful, save Yoshi and the Booger Leader.