If You Give a n00b a Lightsaber

If You Give a n00b a Lightsaber is the ninth episode of The Adventures of Fred.

Script
Scene 1

FRED: I'm bored.

BOB: I know. I am too. So I took the liberty of buying this.

Bob pulls out a lightsaber.

FRED: LIGHTSABER!!!!!

BOB: You can only have it if you give me a quarter.

FRED: You drive a hard bargain.

Fred gives Bob a quarter and takes the saber. Upon igniting it, he sees that the glow is blue.

FRED: Gee, thanks!

Fred goes off with his lightsaber.

BOB: Y'know, maybe I should have bought one for me as well. Crap.

Scene 2

FRED: Cheese!

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: FRED! We meet again, for the last time! I see you have a lightsaber.

Buzz takes out a red lightsaber and ingites it.

FRED: Ha! You don't even know how to use that thing! I am the great Fred! Prepare to die!

BUZZ: We'll see!

Scene 3

Fred the n00b and Buzz Lightyear the space ranger gone bad engage in a saber battle of the ages. As the blades clash, Buzz yells.

BUZZ: FRED!!!

FRED: BUZZ!!!

They fight a bit longer, until Fred gets lucky and destroys Buzz's saber.

BUZZ: Grr, you haven't seen the last of me! To infinity, and beyond! Oh, screw the motto. I'm outta here.

Buzz flies away, off to his hideout.

FRED: Yay!