Mario



Mario is one of the least popular and most obscure videogame characters ever. He originally appeared as a brand of cookies during the 1600s. Kids enjoyed the cookies immensely, so the Super Mario Cookies were mass-marketed, and later Luigi cookies were made.

After Mario and Luigi got much in the 1600s, Mario began appearing in forms of entertainment. Mario was frequently inserted into Rennaissance works of literature and art, such as William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet and the famous painting Mario Lisa.

In the late 1900s, classical works became much less popular, so Mario was phased out of them and instead given his own videogame series. However problems started. The rival videogame characters Sonic and Pacman showed up on the scene and became more famous than Mario. Then came the Videogame War where Mario Fans, Pacman Fans and Sonic Fans fought everywhere.

Kids fought in school arguing who was better Mario, Pacman or Sonic, many got kicked out of schools for fighting, and not only did kids fight but adults too so many of them got fired. The Videogame Wars lasted for 30 years, when the creator of Sonic died and everyone forgot about Sonic, while Pacman's creator forgot about Pacman and instead got a girlfriend.

While the Videogame War was on, videogame makers were afraid of making Mario games so instead they created Luigi games. To this day, Mario videogames are now becoming less famous and they're instead making Mario foods-cookies, lollipops, sodas. The production of these products stopped when Mario was eaten by the Evil Guy in 1998.

New Mario was Mario's replacement. He was not a cookie, which was plus. He loved to breakdance though, and was fired. Later, he was hired again as an old man after Cario (his replacement, a red buggy) was totalled, until he died in the 1880s in a "freak ruber ducky accident."

Hitario was New Mario's replacement, but was fired when Nintendo discovered that he looked nothing like Mario, but more like Hitler! Mario's current replacement now is a guy named Wario, who is fat.