WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAR'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''is the second episode of season four of The Adventures of Fred.

Script
Scene 1

A dark building is shown with a lone figure, Buzz Lightyear, walking into it. A small band of Koopas are inside.

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: So you sorry bunch are the Koopa Syndicate.

KOOPA: Yep. We've got over 5,000 members, though. We're the leaders. I'm the commander.

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: You need a real leader. I can get you riches, power, good ham... all the things you could want.

KOOPA: I'm in!

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Sweet.

Scene 2

FRED: Hey, Bob! I see a massive army coming this way!

BOB: Mmm.

FRED: They're attacking us.

BOB: Mmm.

FRED: They're eating quality ham sandwiches.

BOB: CHARRRRRGE!!

The entire front wave of the Syndicate is mowed down by Bob's lust for ham.

KOOPA COMMANDER: RETREAT!

One Koopa manages to get into Fred's house and is about to steal some of his pizza, when Fred enters.

FRED: Looking for something?

The Koopa freaks out, wets itself, and spontaneously combusts.

FRED: Boo-yah.

Scene 3

Buzz meets Fred and explains the entire thing to Fred.

BUZZ: Darn, I probably shouldn't have told you that.

Buzz blasts off.

FRED: That was random.