Toadsworth



Toadsworth was Peach's grampa. He was once on the side of good, but later betrayed the Toad species. He had three totally evil grand-daughters and one bimbo grand-daughter, making him a failure as a parent. He lived in an outhouse, but does not need it, since he wears a diaper.

His Grand-Daughters
His first grand-daughter, Peach, was a complete idiot who thought that Bowser Jr. was her son. His second, Daisy, was a crazy evil person who tried to kill everyone (even Bob Saget! :-O). His third, Wapeach, was butt-ugly and evil. His fourth, Peachycakes, founded the MarioWiki Terrorists after she failed to become a ballerina.

His Betrayal
After four failed attempts at raising good grand-daughters, Toadsworth turned to the evil side. He told everyone that Toads tasted good, and people started eating them, forcing the Toads to go into hiding. (Toadsworth is the only Toad who tastes bad, so he didn't have to worry.)

His Army Position
During the Toad Revolt, Toadsworth led the army against them and tried to force them into hiding. Toadsworth was a highly-esteemed man who many people respected and thought was insanely hot.

The Scandal
Two years later, though, a video tape was released to the public. It showed Toadsworth dancing to music and shaking his booty (which was strictly illegal back then). People started to hate him and some even tried to get him kicked out of the universe. Toadsworth tried to prove himself worthy by bringing down the Toads once and for all.

His Death
During the final battle of the Toad Revolt, a few Toads came up to him and ate him. One of them even said, "How do you like to get eaten?", not realizing that Toadsworth was eaten and couldn't hear him. Toadsworth was replaced by Wapeach, who finished the job that Toadsworth started and drove the Toads back into the cave they were hiding in. However, Toadsworth was dead, but he will always be remembered in the hearts of our people. Toadsworth Q. Applehead: 1954 - 2004