The Great n00b War

The Great n00b War was the 16th biggest war in history to date. Over 300,000 people, n00bs, Mushroom people, Koopas, and Pokemon, were killed.

Attack of the clones
The n00bs are all alike in many ways. Their grammar sucks (liek this dosnt this sond bad), they all have sunglasses (somewhere), and they all have red-orange shirts and blue jeans and their shoes are usually brown, though they are sometimes black. One of these n00bs got mixed up with another n00b. As a result, the wrong n00b was arrested for theft. When the Mushroom Kingdom refused to realease the n00b (they had the right to detain any n00b commiting a crime on their property, but the n00bs knew the n00b wasn't to blame), the n00bs attacked the Mushroom Naval Base, sparking a war that would last for over three years. Once the war was on, the n00b in question said, quote, "All this for me?"

We all scream for ice cream
The first weak spot the Mushroom Army targeted was an ice cream factory in southern Failland, an important suburban area for the n00bs. The ice cream supply was greatly diminished, and n00b rations were cut in half, weakening the troops.

Air Koopa
The Koopas, who as we all know are bitter enemies of the Mushroom Kingdom, joined the n00bs so as to be stronger in fighting it. It was two armies against one--and the Mushroom Kingdom didn't like that. They targeted an important military base, and a massive fighter jet battle ensued. The Koopas were killed in massive numbers and retreated, leaving the Great n00b War.

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