Rain

Rain is a mysterious liquid that falls from the sky. It always falls from the sky in the Mushroom Kingdom which is what makes it depressing. In 1831, some weird guy discovered that rain was The King sweating. Then people where wondering why rain was always falling in the Mushroom Kingdom. So another weird guy stated that the Mushroom Kingdom was located at the back of the king's head, where the sweat falls. However, people found out that the king doesen't work out. Then people thought that the rain was one of Evil Guy's evil plans to drown the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario became suspicious and asked Evil Guy what was going on, and what was with all the rain? Evil Guys said that the rain doesen't look familiar to him. More people are making up where the rain came from. During the Videogame War, some Guys started a worthless war over what causes rain. Then people discovered these things called CLOUDS, which contained a lot of urin. Apperantly, Some tiny moron that nobody cares about thought that the Mushroom Kingdom was like the toilet, and that's where the clouds let it out. People started to know why there where so much plumbing everywhere. Then Another tiny moron that absolutely no one cares about found another weakness and to this day, people are still argueing why there is so much rain in the Mushroom Kingdom.