Not So Super Smash Bros. 2: Amy's Revenge

The Nintendo Pii U is the newest console. It only plays Mario games because it is stupid. Once you start the game, you see Mario peeing on you, and to win, you have to pee on you. This happens everytime you put in a game because it can't read the disc, because it is blind when you pee on it. They only sell Pii U's at the Mario Stupid Store.

Hardware Specs
Who cares?

Games
It has been proven impossible to list all Pii U games.

THE ULTIMET SEKRET!!!!
Pii U games actually are playable. Just pop a Pii U disc into a Nintendo Wee U. When word spread of this amazing secret, nobody bought the Pii U again. Not that anyone bought it in the first place.

MAH BOI. I mean, Trivia

 * The Pii U is the last console to have a rating. It's rated NSFW, for Narcotic Sonic Fire Weegee.
 * In Swedenland, it's rated NDPA, for Not Daft Punk Approved, because Swedenlandians only play shames that are Daft Punk- approved.