Obey One

Obey One Can-O-B is a Sensei who has a lot of special powers. He trains people on how to use these special powers because he is not selfish. Many people believe he is god. Other people believe he's Santa Claus. Most people just think he is a kind old man. He loves lollipops and children. That's why some people call him Friendly Old Man Lollipop. What's really special about his though is he knows The Force. He knows when its the right time to use the force. When your sitting in front of the T.V. and your to lazy to get the remote. He also invented a new beard style, which he wears around with him right now. He is a huge ladies man, and the ladies can't keep away from him. Since Obey One is so awesome, OBEY THE ONE!