Saturns vs. Smurfs

Saturns vs. Smurfs is a shame, created by Nintend'oh. It is set to be released in 1492, even though that was 8 trillion years ago. It was rated B for balloons by the ERSC. However, it had a glitch that happened when you touched the screen, which made the game cartridge explode and kill you.

Plot
One day, Mr. Saturn was eating his cupcake, when some Smurfs kidnapped his cupcake and murdered his cohorts, so he took all of his Saturn friends and attacked the smurfs using their projectile abilities. Then, you use the Saturns to defeat the Smurfs.