Bowarigi

Crimes

 * Kicking a Grandma
 * Blowing up homes
 * Robbing the Bank
 * Stealing a kid's icecream
 * Farting in church
 * Blowing up church
 * Hi-Fiving the mayor
 * Setting the mayor on fire
 * Punching a guy
 * Not being very nice
 * Vandansm
 * Running over pedestrians
 * Swearing
 * Being too fabulous
 * Being a douchebag
 * Hating
 * Pooping on people's lawns
 * Hitting people with pingases
 * Setting everything on fire
 * Sleeping with the mayor's husband
 * Being stupid
 * Having Illegal weapons
 * Smoking weed everyday
 * Having Toast
 * Moustache not being Zigzag Enough
 * Slapping booty
 * Prank Calling
 * Drawing D
 * Sleeping on hobos
 * Pushing a guy off the bridge
 * Kidnapping people
 * Kidnapping the mayor
 * Kidnapping mayonaisse
 * Smooching da pooch
 * Everything