Baby Mario

Baby Mario is (duh) Mario when he was a (duh) baby. He obviously used a Time Machine to get to the present.

Biography
Baby Mario was born in 1599 as a Cookie, where The Ancients decided to create a modern day snack who would probably ruin the children's teeth and therefore eradicate Humanity. Unfortunately the cookies were so temptative that the Ancients ended up eating them and having tooth decay, later these were replaced by the even more temptative though Ancient Allergic Mario Cookies.

Years later, right before the Yoshi's Island Scandal], [[Yoshi was walking around Yoshi's Island, when suddenly Baby Mario fell out of the sky in an attempt to rape Yoshi, this horribly failed.

Yoshi, in all his smartness, thought that the baby actually was searching for his long lost brother, and decided to go around 8 worlds for some reason, destroying many civilizations and getting extremely deadly sue papers. Then Baby Bowser decided to kidnap Baby Luigi, trying to make him lend him his cap. When Yoshi came, Baby Bowser got mad that they interrupted his pathetic woes and turns into a Monster, unfortunately, the wind blowed Baby Luigi's cap and his baldness reflected The Sun's rays, turning Baby Bowser to ashes.

Now he works with Peachycakes in order to take revenge against Yoshi for wasting precious minutes of his childhood.