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Chapter 1 – Double Trouble 1900 – Europe – France In a little house at France’s poor area, Eliza: Let’s go Maria! , today you make 17 years! I have $ 100 and I will buy a dress for you! Maria: But $100 is a lot. Eliza: doesn’t matter, you deserve it, you work every day for bring money to our house so let’s go. Maria: Ok, ok They went to the shop and bought a dress, when they were coming back Eliza was trampled    by a car  - In that time just the nobles used cars and their top speed was 72 km/h – Maria: grandma! Talk to me, I’ll take you to the hospital. You stupid noble, do you think you can trample everyone just because you have money???!!! Noble: humph! Riff raff. I have no fault if your I-don’t-know-what throw herself in front of my car, be grateful because I won’t arrest you by disrespect. Maria took her grandma to the hospital and the doctor who said that she needs to stay for one week in the hospital, but the stay cost 2500 francs, Maria started to cry because she doesn’t have the money. Meanwhile, Theodore, a rich good man, heard everything and decided to help. Theodore: Listen I want to help you, I’ll pay the 2500 francs, but in exchange you go to my house and stay there until she’s better. Maria: thanks, I owe you my life.

Chapter 2 – Meet the Dupont House of Dupont Maria arrived in the house and thought it was very big. Nicole asked who was her. -	who are you? -	I’m Maria, Mr. Theodore wants to help me. Suddenly, Soraya Champoudry Mountblanc, countess of Paris, appeared and asked who Maria was. Maria explained it all, but Soraya didn’t like her at all…

Chapter 3 – A blast to the past 1999 – Mexico Porky Piggy: hahahahahahahahahaha, this time I will rule the world, but I need my machine. So where’s it, that’s not in the wardrobe, not under the bed, not behind the shelves, not in the penguin’s little bathroom, not in Happy burg, AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH, where’s it???!!!. Tell me L.I.N.D.A (Localizer International, National and Device and Artificial) where’s my RIA (Rule-it-all)? LINDA: hmmmm…. The last time you traveled to past, you forgot it in 1900. Porky Piggy: ok, 1900 there we go! Meanwhile… Daniela and Joaquin were passing nearby and heard about traveling back in past and they jumped the window entered Porky’s house and jumped in the time machine.

Chapter 4 – Back to the past 1900 Porky Piggy: finally, I’m here, so I need to search for my machine. Porky Piggy went searching for his machine everywhere After 2 minutes, Danny and Joaquin arrived in 1900. Chapter 5 – Lost in Nowhere. Danny and Joaquin went to 1900, but they stopped in French Equatorial Africa, part of the French colonial empire. Joaquin: awwww!!!! Danny!!!!!!!!! Look what did you doooooooo!!!!!!!!!! We are lost in nowhere, without water, without food!!!!!! Danny: calm down, calm down, there’s the good side we are like Indiana Jones adventuring in nowhere! Joaquin: Listen Daniela, you are… NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Danny: ok, ok, let’s search for help. Danny and Joaquin searched everywhere, but they didn’t found nothing Joaquin: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, we will die, we will die Danny: we won’t die, let’s sit and wait. After 20 min, Louis appeared, and decided to help. Louis: hey, you two, do you want to go to France with me? Joaquin: nooooooo, you kidnapper!!! Aaaaaaa Danny: let’s go, he’s crazy. Danny, Joaquin and Louis went to France by ship. Chapter 6 – Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité ???

In France, precisely in the house of the Dupont. Louis : I’m back ! after 7 years, with lots of precious gems ! Theodore and Nicole : our son ! but who are these two ? Danny and Joaquin : we are Daniela and Joaquin, friends of Louis. Theodore : hmmm, ok Soraya appears Soraya : Louis !!!!!!!!!!!! long time no see !!!!!! hi !!!!!!!!! Louis : oh, hi. Maria : hi ! Soraya : get out of here, riff-raff Maria : why do you hate me ? Soraya : shut up, we aren’t equal, I’m better, of course, I’m noble, you are poor. Danny : hey, you punk, stop this stuff now Joaquin : yes, stop Maria : thank you. Theodore : Soraya, stop being bad with Maria ! Soraya : of course, I’ll stop, I’m not a savage like Maria. Maria : shut up ! Joaquin : Stoooooooooop !!!!!!! Danny and Joaquin went to upper bedrooms Danny and Joaquin : we are off ! Soraya : Bye Louis. Chapter 6.5 – Maria’s job in the house Maria’s job in the house of the Dupont was selling berries from the trees of the house. Maria: take these ones, Mr. Mauricio Fabiani. Mauricio: thank you. Louis appeared. Louis: hi, Maria, how you are beautiful today! Maria: thank you! But now I need to work. Louis: may I help you? Maria: what? No, you are the house owner, and I am just a employee. Louis: don’t say this you are very important to us. Maria: Look, er... I need to work and I think Mademoiselle Soraya loves you. Louis: ok, bye! Louis goes to the house Maria: he’s so nice with me Soraya appears Soraya: what are you saying, riff raff ?! better you know that you are nothing compared to me, so stop disturbing Louis! Stop your day-dreaming! Soraya goes away Maria very sad goes crying to the house. Chapter 7 – Porky finds his machine, but... Porky Piggy :My machine is here ! finally ! I will I will Rule the world I will Pararatimbum Pararatimbum -	hmmm... not working, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -	must come back to 1999, let’s go time machine Time Machine : low battery... Porky : no, now I have to buy Duracell 32x, there should be some to sell somewhere...

Chapter 8 –The Piano In the house Maria saw a piano and tried to play it and she couldn’t then she continued trying then Soraya heard a not-well-played music and entered the piano room. Soraya: you are so dumb, even with a million of classes you won’t play the piano! Maria: stop, I’m just trying... Soraya: shut up! Learn a thing in your life, you’ll never pass me, see how do I play a music Soraya played a beautiful music Soraya: you see? You are a total loser. Maria (crying): I’ll go to my bedroom! Chapter 8.5– The Great Escape. Maria was very sad because of her grandma and by being hated by Soraya, she decided to run away from the house of the Dupont, she saw a hole in the roof and ran away by it. Alone in the streets of France, Maria remembered of an island, Outset Island, her birth place and went to the house of the Dupont and left a paper then she went to harbour. Meanwhile Soraya noticed Maria’s escape, and she also read the paper that Maria left where was written ‘’ I’ll go to Outset Island now, thanks by your help Mr. Theodore and Danny and Joaquin ‘’. Soraya : hahaha, how dramatic, I’ll just go to the harbor now and pay to Captain Blubber to send her to the Crescent Island, the scarest island of the colonial empire.

In the harbour... Maria: now I’ll come back next week when my grandma is all right, oh the ship wait for me! Soraya entered the ship and paid Captain Blubber to leave Maria in Île du Croissant (Crescent Island). Soraya: take these gold coins and leave Maria Lopez to Crescent Island, captain. Blubber: aye! Of course, pass ye gold, mate Soraya: here’s the money Blubber: thank you Chapter 9: the scary Crescent Island. Blubber went to the Crescent Island and left Maria there, without any explications and went away. Maria: hey what island is this, wait don’t leave me here, come back!!!!!!!!!!!! Maria started to cry and didn’t understand the whole situation, when a strange girl appeared. Silvanita: who are you, why are you here? Maria said she doesn’t know how she got there and asked for help, Silvanita    to her uncle and aunt’s house and Anita explained why Crescent Island is deserted and scary. Silvanita: long ago, in 1500, the first colonizers got here, they were peaceful and made a dinner with the Indians to seal the peace, they worked together to get food and build houses, but one day the pirates arrived in the island, killed every habitant and stole everything, the 3 last survivors died saying that every person who arrives in the island will pay with the own life. Later the pirates were killed by zombies in a night of crescent moon and every person that arrived here died, in 1702 bell pepper planters arrived here and make large plantations of red bell pepper for make paprika, well the business was all right until the night of the crescent moon, they were killed by zombies, many in the quicksand, again, but my great-great-great-great-great-grandparents survived that’s the why I’m here. Maria: oh, what a sad history... Silvanita: ah, and the next crescent moon night is tomorrow, better be ready. Chapter 10 – Daniela Holmes and Sherlock Joaquin House of the Dupont Danny: Joaquin, where’s Maria? I’m worried Joaquin: I don’t know, hey but let’s search for her! You go to the lower rooms, and I go to the upper ones. Daniela: oh it’s like Sherlock Holmes! Joaquin: ok, ok Daniela Holmes go search for clues. Daniela: you said it! Sherlock Joaquin Daniela saw that Soraya was very sleepy, and Joaquin found a hole in the roof, then they realized that Soraya did something at night and Maria escaped from the house. They also heard Soraya talking to the mirror: Soraya: how marvellous, Maria’s in Crescent Island, and Louis... just for me, now that riff raff isn’t here Louis will like me... at least I think. Danny and Joaquin: somehow, Soraya sent Maria to Crescent Island, but where’s and what’s Crescent Island? Suddenly, Bootler, the butler appeared Bootler: Crescent Island is in the Southern Kremisphere, near the Forsaken Fortress, next to Kamek’s Isles and near Krocatoa the Volcano, in resume, in the Great Sea, here’s a map. Danny: oh, nice Joaquin: let’s go to the harbour! Chapter 11 – the Southern Kremisphere Danny and Joaquin entered in a ship, Captain Jack Sparrow decided to help them and leave Danny and Joaquin to the Southern Kremisphere. Jack: are you sure that you want to go to the Southern Kremisphere? Joaquin: I don’t think so... Daniela: shut up Joaquin, we must save Maria from Crescent Island Jack: what?! Crescent Island?! Are you nuts?! Every mate who went there died!!!!!! Daniela: but we want to go, we need to save our friend! Jack: ok, I’ll leave you there, but I’ll wait for you at Swordfish Isle near Kroc Isles. Joaquin: aaaaaaaa, I won’t go!!!!! Daniela: we will go! After 8h of sailing Jack: Ahoy! There lies the Southern Kremisphere!

Joaquin: kind of deserted... Daniela: look, there are three isles! Jack: aye! But there’s a rumour that the ghosts of the pirates appear around these isles... spooky... Joaquin: help!!!!!!! I want to get out of here!!!!!!!! Daniela: ghosts? I have no fear of these ghosts, ghosts doesn’t exist... Jack: ok, we arrived in Crescent Island; I’ll wait for you at Swordfish Isle, see ya mates! Jack (running to Swordfish Isles): I hope they survive this night. Jack running from Crescent Island Chapter 12 – Daniela Jones and Indiana Joaquin in action! Joaquin: so... let’s search for Maria. Daniela: ok but look, paprika! Joaquin: sooooo... Daniela: paprika is made of pepper; we can use this to defend ourselves! Joaquin: oh, interesting Daniela: ok, but now let’s search for Maria you go left I go right. After sometime searching – Crescent Island -15:30 Daniela found a captain’s hat and written in it was ‘1502’ She put this hat in her head; meanwhile Joaquin found a jaguar and started to run. Joaquin: aaaaaa!!! Daniela!!!!! Help!!!!! I’m not lunch, Mr. Jaguar!!! I’m stinky and very thin; you see just bones, no meat... Pow!!! A shot was heard and the jaguar got away Joaquin: Daniela? Bob: no it’s just me, Uncle Bob, hey want help? Joaquin: yes, but where’s Danny? Danny: I’m here! Behind the tree! Daniela ran towards Joaquin and Bob Bob: so, let’s go to my house...

Chapter 13 – The House

Bob: the house is yours Danny and Joaquin: thanks Silvanita: welcome Danny: Maria? Maria: Danny, Joaquin, how in the world you got here? Danny: with Captain Jack Silvanita: did you know about the zombies of the Southern Kremisphere? Joaquin: y.. y... yes Bob: it’s almost 18:00 Danny: we have no fear, we just have to find Captain Jack in Swordfish Isles Bob: Swordfish Isles? They are so many that you won’t find Jack, the old sea dog Silvanita: ah and it’s already 18:00

Chapter 14 – The night of 100 frights Danny: 18:00? Let’s get out of here! Joaquin: ok!!!!! Danny, Joaquin and Maria got out of the house running; Silvanita looked at them behind of a tree Silvanita looking behind of a tree Suddenly the zombies started to appear, Danny and Joaquin didn’t know what to do, so they decided to...

Danny: let’s go to that cave!!!!!!!! Joaquin: you are right!!!!!!! Danny: phew... I thought we were going to die, but let’s prepare a trap for the zombies Joaquin: don’t look behind you now... Danny: w... w... why? King Boo: boooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll turn you two in lovely paintings and I’ll leave to my house. BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joaquin: aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! Run!!!!!! Danny: I’m off!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile Bob and Beldam ( Silvanita’s aunt) turned in zombies and started to search for Danny and Joaquin, Maria just hide behind the shelves, and no one remembered her. Joaquin: I want to come back to my loved 20th century!!!!! Danny: that’s no time to dramas, there! A boat on the river! Run for it!!!!!! Bob: not so fast, my little chickens, Danny: what?! Are you bad? Bob: yes! Come here Joaquin: no, no you monster like thing take this! Joaquin threw paprika in Bob’s eyes Bob: aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!! Ouch!!!!!!!!! Joaquin and Danny: let’s run!!!!!! In front of Danny and Joaquin appeared 10 zombies, they could catch Joaquin, but Daniela escaped. Joaquin tried to escape but he fell in the quicksand Daniela tried to help but Joaquin: go away Daniela! Run for your life! Leave me here! Don’t die too! Daniela obeyed Joaquin and run shouting for help When she was near the boat, Silvanita helped Joaquin; they started to run to the boat, but a lot of boos appeared Boos: boooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will get you!!!!!!! Booo!!!!!!! There were so many Boos (ghosts) that they couldn’t even escape, so Silvanita and Joaquin were caught, brought to a lake full of piranhas and... AND... PZZZZZZ BRRRRZZZZZ AARRR ORRRRRRR

Salesman: It is fashion to use this dress, cotton is fashion for this season and Someone in front of the TV: hey who changed the channel? Somebody on the remote: sorry I sat on the remote PZZZZZZ BRRRRRZZZ AAAARRR OOORRRRRRR AND... Daniela came running and used the Boo Repellent; the ghosts couldn’t stand the repellent and disappeared. Silvanita and Joaquin: thanks, but where did you get this? Daniela: I brought this in my multiuse bag from the 20th century Joaquin: why didn’t you use this before?! I almost died! Daniela: sorry, I forgot Silvanita: 20th what? Daniela: nothing Beldam: hello my friends Silvanita: Aunt Beldam it’s good to see you Beldam: it’s also good to see you two Daniela and Joaquin... let’s go to the house In the house – 00:00 Enter in this room you three Out of the room Beldam: Bob is lost somewhere, but I can’t stop living eternally, I will suck their lives, HAHAHAHA Beldam (in the room using sucking power) : I will kill you now Silvanita: aunt Beldam? What? Beldam: yes, Bob and I fooled you since you were born, idiot Silvanita (crying): but why? Beldam: shut up, Bob and I killed your parents the same way, the arrived here in summer of 1887, started a new life, but in a night of crescent moon... Bob killed your mother in the quicksand and I killed your father here exactly where you are... Silvanita (crying): murderer, killer, criminal you deserve the guillotine!!!!! Danny and Joaquin: now... er...  can we get out? Beldam: NOOOOO!!!!!! Suddenly, Bob appeared Bob: oh Beldam thanks for locking these rascals, are you three ready to... DIE!!!!! Hahahaha Danny: no!!!! From the nothing, Maria appeared and passed a large sword (found in the house) through Bob Bob: aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggghh Beldam: you nasty one, now witness the death of your friends Beldam passed a knife through Silvanita, after this Maria hurt Beldam with the sword After Beldam and Bob’s “death” Maria freed Joaquin, Danny and Silvanita, they ran to the coast (obviously, Joaquin was bringing Silvanita) Crescent Island 04:30 Beldam and Bob were zombies so the revived and went to the coast, Beldam and Bob: wait, don’t go! Leave Silvanita here!!!! We need at least a life!!!!!! Bob, Beldam, Danny, Joaquin and Maria started to fight, Bob used his powers to immobilize Maria, but Danny was smarter, he pick from her rucksack a... A... A... BRRRRRRRZZZZZZZ FRRRRZ ARRR OOOOORRRRR AAAAARRRRRR Celso Freitas: São Paulo is chaotic, an accident just happened now. Adriana Araújo: yes I know, there are five victims and... Someone in front of TV: again?! Who’s the is changing the channel?! But this program is good. I love Jornal da Record, but I’m watching another thing on DTV channel 51 Wife of Someone in front of TV: It was me, you won’t have dinner today. Watch your channel BRRRRRZZZZZZZ FRRRRRRZZZZ ARRRR OOORRRRRR ARRRRRR A.... A... Tabasco Pepper Sauce and threw in Beldam’s eyes! Beldam: yeeeeouch!!!!!!! Bob: why, you little... Joaquin took a clam from the ground and threw in Bob! Clam: who was the stupid who woke me!!!!!! Nhac! (The clam bite Bob) Bob: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooouch!!!!!!!!! Bob: take this Joaquin (Bob punches Joaquin with the Dark Punch) Joaquin hit a tree Bob: now, Silvanita, you will die Silvanita (crying): no, please don’t kill me Crescent Island 05:50 Beldam: yes come to us little life Joaquin in his last effort threw a coconut in Beldam’s head and a big coconut in Bob’s head Crescent Island 06:00 Bob: oh no it’s 06:00, no I’m disintegrating aaahahaaahwaaa Beldam: no I hate the light!!!!!! Awaaaawhaahwwaha Bob and Beldam disintegrated

Chapter 15 – The Second Great Escape After the death of Bob and Beldam; Daniela, Maria, Joaquin and Silvanita entered in the boat and sailed towards Swordfish Isles. Chapter 15.5 – The Swordfish Isles Swordfish Isles, 09:45 Silvanita, Danny, Joaquin and Maria arrived on Swordfish Isles and started to search for Jack, they asked everywhere and no one saw Jack, but they decided to take care of Silvanita because she was hurt. They went to a little hospital but there wasn’t a doctor, they asked for a traveling nomadimouse where the doctor was. He said that the doctor went away because of the ghost of the lighthouse man. Nomadimouse: the doctor was so scared that he got out of here; the nearest doctor is in France. Danny: we must investigate about this ghost of the lighthouse man! Joaquin: no! No more ghosts and zombies and similar! Maria: let’s go Joaquin stop being coward, what do you think, Silvanita? Silvanita: let’s help because other person later might need a doctor... Danny: ok! Maria, you take care of Silvanita. Joaquin and I are going to the lighthouse later! Joaquin: oh, no...  At night – Swordfish Isles, 19:00 Danny: we finally arrived at the lighthouse, let’s enter They entered in the house Danny: amazing! Joaquin: I’m scared... They heard a sound... and went upstairs until the uppermost floor. And... And... AND...

PZZZZ BRRRR AAAARRRRR OOORRRRR Ana Maria Brega was talking about the actuality and Louro José was telling his non sense jokes when Bowser: it’s lunch time! Roasted Louro José!! Hahaha!! Louro José: help Ana Brega! Ana Maria Brega: kill yourself. Someone in front of the TV: what’s Bowser doing there?! Hahaha this “Mais Você” finally is funny. Now change the channel, brother! PZZZZZ BRRRRRR OOOOORRRRRR AAAAARRRRRR They found a giant sized Boo called Boolossus then... Boolossus: BOO!!!!! Joaquin: aaaaa!!!!! Mommy, mommy, mommy!!!!! Danny: wait, wait, wait there. Before you chase we everywhere, let me make a Who wants to be a Millionaire with you and Joaquin. Boolossus: hmmm... Danny: Question one! do your fish no who you are??? A) yes, B)no, C) my fishes are multicoloured, D) I don’t have fish ROAR! E) I have a pony called Dorothy Boolossus: hmm.... no Joaquin: I have a pony called Dorothy Danny: more one point for Boolossus! Danny: what does CD means? A) collectable dogs B) Cat Dog C) Compact disc D) You stink. Boolossus: I stink Joaquin: Compact disc Danny: more one point for Joaquin, now, Danny: third question: If you had the choice to get anything in the world you choose... A) a new fish B) a septillion dollars C) bubble gum D) a new laptop Boolossus: a new fish! Joaquin: bubble gum! Danny: that’s a draw, now it’s Tiebreak! Danny: Last question! if you get mugged they ask for your wallet you say... A) ok here, my son B) No C) go eat trash D) you stay away from my pony! Boolossus: you stay away from my pony! Joaquin: Ok, here, my son Danny: you two are dumb, but Boolossus you are the dumbest, you lost. Boolossus: boo hoo... I’ll go to other lighthouse where there aren’t nerds like Joaquin. Boo hoo. Danny and Joaquin solved the mystery and came back to the coast of Swordfish Isles and everyone went sailing to France Chapter 16 – Trials on the water The sea of the Southern Kremisphere is very dangerous so... Daniela: the boat is almost sinking Joaquin: but look, the Swordfish Isles are very away! We must arrive in France Maria: better be quick. Silvanita: please, save yourselves, leave me in the sea. Joaquin: never! You will be all right Suddenly they saw a giant squid and a...

Chapter 17 – Meanwhile in the house of the Dupont... Theodore and Nicole noticed Maria’s escape; Soraya said that she might stole something from the house and ran away. Theodore: what?! I helped her and she stole me! Nicole: she’s a typical troublemaker Soraya: yes, so where’s Louis? Louis: I’m here. Soraya: did you know that Maria ran away and stole something from the house? Louis: no. Soraya: she’s a thief Nicole: yes and Louis you must marry someone, but none other than Soraya. Louis: what?! I never wondered that I... Nicole: or you marry Soraya or you won’t get heirloom. Louis: that’s not fair... Nicole: yes it is and you a noble, you must marry another noble, not a riff raff like Maria! And Soraya is perfect she’s the duchess of L’Havre. Louis: ok, but I don’t love you Soraya! Soraya: this way, you hurt me Louis: I’m going to my bedroom! Chapter 18 – Soraya’s plan In Soraya’s bedroom... Soraya: you see, mirror, Maria is probably dead, and I will marry Louis, but he doesn’t like me... so... Yes I will pretend to be good with the others, hahahahahahahah. Chapter 18.5 – Forced Decision In Louis bedroom... Nicole: Louis! You’ll marry Soraya, even if you don’t want! Louis: no, no and no Nicole: yes and if you don’t, I will be very very sad for the rest of my life and die Louis: no, no. Ok I’ll marry Soraya. Nicole: Lalinha! Bring a cake to Louis! Lalinha: ok! Nicole goes out of the room Louis: humph... Lalinha: Mr. Louis, here’s your cake! Louis: why the cake? I’m not marrying Soraya because I like her. Lalinha: that’s very sad and who you love? Louis: I’ll tell you just because you are my best friend since I was a child, I love Maria Lalinha: oh, ok, don’t give up, don’t marry Soraya Louis: I’ll think about it... Lalinha: I remember in 1885 when Soraya came here... FLASHBACK Louis: how funny, Lalinha, this ball is cool! Lalinha: catch it! Louis: I got it? Hein? where’s the ball? Soraya: I caught it! Louis: who are you? Soraya: I’m Soraya Champoudry, daughter of Duke Mountblanc. And this ball is mine now and you must ask for my permission to use it because it’s just mine. Lalinha: you are so egoist!... END OF THE FLASHBACK Louis: yes she was always egoist and selfish. Lalinha: yes, don’t marry Soraya and now I must make the lunch. Bye! Louis: Bye! Chapter 19 – Porky Piggy finds Duracell in Crescent Island! Porky Piggy: Finally, I found it, my dear Duracell 32x! Max Well: boooo!!!!!! Porky: aaaaaaahhh!!!!!!! Max: calm down there, I’m nice! Porky: look what you did you do!!!!!! when I shouted I threw my Duracell 32x in the mud!!!!!!!!!!!! Max: peace and love, let’s be civilized and talk Porky: If you say where do I find more of these Duracells I will talk. Max: ok. There’s some inside Krocatoa the Volcano. Now let’s talk Porky: oh no... Chapter 20 – The Water Whirl Joaquin, Maria, Silvanita and Danny were in trouble because they saw an enormous squid and a water whirl around it... Blooper (squid): gaaaaarrrrrrr!!!!!!!! Everyone in the boat: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh Joaquin: now we will die, Silvanita, always remember that I... Silvanita: what? What? Suddenly the boat crashed and everybody started to be whirled. Daniela: swim everyone!!!!!! Joaquin: but Silvanita is hurt, she can’t swim!!! Maria: I’ll hold her and swim Silvanita: I don’t want to bother leave me to the Blooper! Daniela: no, Silvanita, we will survive!!! From the nothing, Jack Sparrow appeared and... PZZZZZ BRRRR AAARRRRR William Bonner: No one is watching, it’s break time and there’s no transmission for five minutes so Gloria I must tell you... I’m a girl! And I love pink! Gloria: how cute. Someone in front of TV: aw no, who changed now?! And to this stupid Jornal Nacional!!!! Hahahahahaha, William Bonner is a girl and he loves pink, hahahaha!!! Somebody behind the sofa: hahahaha, I’ll put this in Youtube, I recorded it with my videocassette recorder. PRRRRZZZ AAAARRRR BRRRR Joaquin: Jack!!!! Help us!!! Jack: yes, climb this rope and get into my ship! One by one they climbed the rope Jack: now let’s get out of this Southern Kremisphere!

Chapter 21 – Au revoir Southern Kremisphere! In the ship Jack: how do you survived in Crescent Island? Danny: with courage, intelligence, and paprika Jack: ah, you tell me later Joaquin:ok Maria: Silvanita is getting better, I think she will survive Silvanita: I won’t die so early Danny and Joaquin: hooray! After 3 days Jack: look guys we have finally got out from the Southern Kremisphere! Danny: now, to France!!! Joaquin: yes!!! Chapter 22 – Back to France! Maria, Joaquin, Silvanita, Danny and Jack arrived on France after 3 days. Maria: I must see my grandma in the hospital, before meeting Soraya! Joaquin, Silvanita, Danny: ok! Let’s go Maria visited her grandma in the hospital and went to the house of the Dupont.

Chapter 23 – Confused Theodore Theodore: Maria?! Maria: Mr. Theodore! Long time no see! Theodore: Soraya said to me that you stole me Maria: never! I never stole and I never will steal! Theodore: I believe on you Danny and Joaquin: this is Silvanita she came from the island where Soraya send Maria to, Crescent Island Theodore: you can stay here, Silvanita. Silvanita: thank you Theodore: I see you are hurt I will call the doctor Theodore called the doctor Doctor Alex: hi, what’s the problem? Danny: Silvanita is hurt Alex: ok I will take care of her. After some time Silvanita: I’m better now Maria: ok, but where’s Soraya? Theodore: Soraya?! She’s going to the notary’s office where Louis is awaiting for her to the wedding ceremony; I didn’t go because he was obligated by Nicole to do that. Joaquin: there’s no time to lose, let’s go to the notary’s office !!!! Chapter 24 – The wedding Soraya was already in the notary’s office and the ceremony started when Maria, Joaquin, Theodore, Silvanita and Daniela appeared -	Do you accept Louis as your husband, in the wealth and the poverty, in the health and the illness? Soraya: yes! -	And you Louis? Do you accept Soraya as your wife, in the wealth and the poverty, in the health and the illness? Because Louis saw Maria, he said Louis: no! Everyone: OOOOOHHHHH! Louis: I won’t accept such a bad person as my wife, I want to marry Maria because she’s a good person and for me the wealth doesn’t matter! Nicole: my son, don’t do this!!! Louis: Maria come here and... Soraya runs towards Maria and kidnaps her Chapter 25 – Soraya’s Acidy Showdown Soraya: how did you escape from Crescent Island?! Maria: so it was you... Soraya: shut up, I have gun, stop there and ansewer!!!!!!! Maria: With the help of Joaquin, Daniela, Jack and Silvanita! Soraya: nasty idiots they foiled my plans, but now I will disfigure you with my acid!!! Hahahaha Maria: no not the acid Soraya: yes, and look behind you, crabs! They will eat you alive, now... Soraya rose the bottle of acid and was going to pour it on Maria’s face, but Maria was faster and hit Soraya’s hand making the acid to fall on Soraya’s face. Soraya: aaaaaaaahhhh, my face, aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, ahhhaahhhhhhhhhh, yaaaaaahhhhh Maria: went to in front of the notary’s office and called everyone to help Soraya Doctor Bruno: leave her to the hospital Soraya was leaved to the hospital, after one week... Soraya got out from the hospital, now the great, snob and beautiful duchess was horrible due to the acid, she nevermore appeared in France. Some say that she went to Austria-Hungary. Soraya after the burn with acid, 1900, Austria-Hungary Chapter 26 – Maria’s grandma is recuperated! Maria went to the hospital and the doctor said that her grandma was recuperated. She was very happy because her grandma was all right Maria: hooray! Let’s go to the house of the Dupont. Chapter 27 – The wedding of Maria and Louis Maria and Louis loved each other, Maria was Louis fiancée for four months and they married in 1901 in a great ceremony. Eliza (Maria’s grandmother) decided to stay in the house of the Dupont after the wedding; Daniela, Joaquin and Silvanita went to the ceremony too. Nicole regretted all she did to Maria and went to the wedding with Theodore. Chapter 28 – Back to 1999 Joaquin, Danny: we must go to our time now, Maria and Silvanita Silvanita: no, don’t go Maria: they should have parents waiting for them Danny: and we can come back with the time machine! Joaquin: Silvanita, err... I love you, done! Silvanita: I love you too! Danny: why don’t you go with us to the 20th century? Silvanita: errr... Maria: go, Silvanita, and be happy! Silvanita: hooray! Suddenly Porky appeared in the wedding with the time machine Porky: hi everyone I will rule the world! Joaquin threw a rock on Porky’s head and he started to sleep. Joaquin, Danny, Silvanita and Porky went back to 1999.

Chapter 29 – what happened to everyone? Maria and Louis, 1901 Maria and Louis were happy for more than 105 years, they always loved each other and never betrayed each other, and they had a daughter, Lyla, in 1910. Lyla Dupont Lopez, 1930

And, what happened to Soraya? What happened to her? She went Austria-Hungary and lost everything due to World War I, in 1916 she met a ugly soldier, Balí, and married him, they had a son called Petrônio and lived happily in a poor house for 75 years. Ah and she said to Maria in 1918 – I’m sorry for everything - and they became friends. Petrônio Lalinha Juarez, 1914 Ah, Lalinha, we almost forgot her: she continued being the maid of the Dupont and one of Louis and Maria’s best friend. Meanwhile in 1999, Danny continued watching Indiana Jones, Silvanita became Joaquin’s girlfriend (later married him in 2010). See how they are now: Silvanita                                    Joaquin                                   Daniela And Porky? He’s still trying to rule the world... Porky and his Revised-Rule-It-All (RRIA)

Silvanita, Daniela and Joaquin viewing the fireworks, 1999-2000