Total Drama X-Men!

'''Total Drama X-Men! '''is an episode of the supah cool beans awesome rad times show.

Transcript
Wario goes to check the mail and reads a letter.

'DEAR WARIO AND CO., YOU ARE NOT THE REAL X-MEN, YOU ARE INVITED TO A CHALLENGE BETWEEN YOU LOOOZAR GUYS AND THE REAL DEAL X-MEN. SINCERELY, WOLVERINE.'

WARIO: Crap!

The X-Men all arrive on an island where the real X-Men are.

PROFESSOR X: Hello, Wario.

WARIO: Hello, NERD!

WOLVERINE: Oh, IT'S ON!

Wario's X-Men and Professor X's nerd's X-Men begin fighting and beating eachother up.

WALUIGI: Bring it, nerdface!

ICEMAN: Sure thing, loser! [freezes Waluigi into a solid ice statue]

WALUIGI: Ow.

BOWSER: Diiiiieee! [breathes fire on Colossus]

COLOSSUS: Dude, I'm made of metal.

BOWSER: Crap.

COLOSSUS: [punches Bowser and instant K.O.s him]

WARIO AND DONKEY KONG: Take this, LOOOZARS! [pull out bazookas and shoot all the other X-Men, asploding them all besides Professor X and Wolverine]

PROFESSOR X: Aw crap, let's get out of here!

Professor X and Wolverine jump into their helicopter and fly away.

WARIO: Awesome!

DONKEY KONG: But everyone else is DEAD!

WARIO: Oooh.... let's get out of here before someone gets mad at us.

Donkey Kong and Wario walk away.

THE END!

MORALS
There can only be one!