Sams Funkerdale

"its me sams undertale from undertale ert ert lol"

- Sams Sams is the funny guy from undertale and very funny haha.

Appearance
Sams is a gigantic creature with long arms, a scaly back and disgusting anatomy. He is a skeleton and he has one blue eye that he uses to do attacks and stuff. His pants are very thin so you can see his [YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS] He wears a blue sweater jacket and glued cat ears to his head. He also has pink slippers, and one of them is larger than the other for some reason. He is really fat and wears a "yo mama" T-Shirt, to reflect how funny haha he is. Like so Brody can see.

Allies
Sans is best friend with Garfield and they hang out and eat lasagna and ketchup like disgusting bottom feeders. He also is in a passionate gay affair with Brody Foxx from the Yo Mama YouTube Channel. He is not on speaking terms with his brother, Papyrus.

Enemies/Rivals
Sams is in an all-out BATTLE with Baby Yoda from the Mangolian Star Wars shit. He doesn't like Baby Yoda because the Mangolian is a horrible show and is a disgrace to all entertainment. Sams has made many plans to destroy Baby Yoda, but none of them worked because Baby Yoda has a lot of bodyguards who protect him. Also, Sams dislikes Ronald McDonald because one time they put Mustard on his burger like RETARDS.

Basement
Sams has a large basement full of many torture devices, food dispensers, and caged things. Some of these things include:
 * A Cyan Minecraft Parrot
 * That weird puppy monkey baby hybrid from that weird ass Superbowl Commercial
 * Your biological mother
 * Bill Clinton
 * Wario's Head
 * Goombe
 * Lyman
 * Noose with Eyes

Other Notable Stuff
Sans created the game RuneScape, but abandoned the project after the marketing team started giving the characters tits. He gave birth to Goombe, but he hated it. It escaped his grasp and it went on a long quest across The Multiverse. He was eventually caught by Sams and is now chained up in his Basement. That's really it, yeah.