The CILVIL War Starts!?!?

The CILVIL War is the first episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Summary
The CILVIL (Conflict In Lieu of Vagrants Instigating Lewdness) War begins due to an excessive amount of lewdness in the vicinity.

Scene 1
Wario and Waluigi, two mustachioed simpletons clad in overalls, are walking in the park when they meet two shady characters, Dry Bones and Some tiny moron that nobody cares about, in the middle of the road.

WARIO: 'Ey! Outta the way, you rrrrrotten pistachios!

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Who you callin' pistachios, mustachioes?

WALUIGI: Enough! We declare WAR!

DRY BONES: (Clattering with his bony mandibles) Bring it on!

Scene 2
Wario and Waluigi are running away from Dry Bones and Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About as the latter two characters are chasing after them.

WALUIGI: Wario, why are we running away?

WARIO: We're not running away, we're bravely advancing in another direction. Besides, we're gonna need a tank. Do you happen to have a tank, by any chance?

WALUIGI: I...have a balloon in my pocket...

WARIO: The long kind or the round kind?

WALUIGI: The long kind.

WARIO: Excellent. Give it to me.

Waluigi hands Wario a long, green balloon. Wario promptly inflates it and fashions it into some sort of balloon animal.

WALUIGI: What kind of balloon animal is that?!

WARIO: It's a balloon tank. Get on.

Wario and Waluigi hop onto the balloon tank and drive toward their two assailants.

Scene 3
Wario and Waluigi are driving toward Dry Bones and Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About in their balloon tank.

DRY BONES: (Clattering with his bony mandibles) Holy--

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: WHOA!

DRY BONES: (Clattering with his bony mandibles) Get behind me!

Dry Bones begins to detach his own bones and throw them at the balloon tank.

WARIO: Waaaaaa! It's gonna pop!

The balloon tank pops, sending Wario and Waluigi skyrocketing into the air.

WARIO: Laaaaaame!

WALUIGI: You haven't seen the last of us!

DRY BONES: (Clattering with his bony mandibles) Sure we haven't. Toodles!

Dry Bones and Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About walk off into the horizon. Meanwhile, the camera fades into Wario's living room, showing Wario and Waluigi as they crash through the roof and land on the floor.

WALUIGI: Well, that was a fun war. What should we call it?

WARIO: How about...the Conflict In Lieu of Vagrants Instigating Lewdness!

WALUIGI: That's too long. Let's shorten it.

WARIO: The CILVIL War!

WALUIGI: Sounds good to me!

Fade to black.

Moral
Don't start a war without a tank.

Trivia
This episode was created by Oobooglunk, the author of The Super Evil Guy Super Show (most of it, anyway)!