NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BURNS!

'''NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BURNS! '''is an episode of The Adventures of Fred. Pit guest stars.

Script
Scene 1

FRED: THIS IS SPARTA!

BOB: Um, no it's not.

FRED: Well, not literally.

The doorbell rings.

FRED: I'll get it!

Bob eats Fred and answers the doorbell.

PIT: Bob, why is there a Fred-shaped bulge in your stomach?

BOB: You must be mistaken.

PIT: T.T

PIT: I've come to live with you.

Bob barfs up Fred.

BOB/FRED: WHAAAAAAT?

Scene 2

PIT: So, where do I sleep.

BOB: Underwater.

PIT: Forget it, Bob, You're not bumping me off that easy.

FRED: Can I have a mint?

PIT: It's your house, do what you want.

FRED: Can I turn on the TV?

PIT: It's your house, do what you want.

FRED: Can I kill you?

PIT: It's your house, do what you-- nice try.

Scene 3

Fred and Bob go into the other room.

BOB: Fred?

FRED: Yes?

BOB: Why do we hate Pit so much?

FRED: It serves as plot for this episode.

BOB: Wow, our first fourth-wall breaking.

PIT: Guys, You're annoying. I'm leaving.

FRED: Good riddance, you fat piece of angel crap!

PIT: Screw you.