Bawsehr

Bawsehr is an idiot who lives in the Mushroom Kingdom. He is followed around by his two "allies", Steve and Chuck, who are also idiots. Bawsehr hates Mario because Mario stole his girlfriend, Princess Peach. Bawsehr is also the leader of the P.O.W.E.R Rangers (Powerful Omega Weird Evil Retard Rangers), a street gang that terrorizes the streets of Toad Town by stealing people's clothes. Some say that the reason they steal clothes is because they have a secret plan involving clothes, but others think they just like seeing naked people running around. What do You think?

Early Childhood
Bawsehr was born in the year 1932 to a poor Shy Guy couple. His parents encouraged him to go off to Shy Guy College so he could be a Shy Guy like them, but instead he ran away and got lost in Toad Town, where he met his first girlfriend, Princess Peach. Bawsehr and Peach were madly in love, but a plumber named Mario showed up and won over Peach by beating Bawsehr at a game of Peek-A-Boo (street rules-style!). Bawsehr swore revenge, and ran off to the circus, where he met Steve and Chuck.

Current Events
Now Bawsehr spends his days running the P.O.W.E.R Rangers with Steve and Chuck. He recently went on a trip to Bikini Bottom, where he and the P.O.W.E.R Rangers went on a murdering spree. However, the "spree" lasted for 2 minutes and they were easily defeated by Spongebob Squarepants.

Shames
There is only one shame in existence starring Bawsehr, and it is called Super Bawsehr Bros. It was so popular that it got a TV show, The Insert-Adjective-Here Bawsehr Bros. Inser-Adjective-Here Show.