West Hyrule

West Hyrule, commonly known as "Yo, dat place where da gangstas live", is a region of Hyrule, mostly occupied by Goombas, Toads, and Cupcakes.

Even though it looks peaceful, it is, in reality, filled with Shy Guys and Haters waiting to strike at any moment.

History
A long time ago, in the year 176873261 B.C., Ash Ketchum was born here. But instead of being born with three eyes, he was born with fourteen. Angry because everyone hated eyes, he used Pikachew XVIII to kill everyone he knew, then took over all of their land.

Meanwhile, a revolution was taking place in the rest of Hyrule. The Guys in charge were getting mad at the Guys who weren't, which caused a massive war which lasted for 150 years. Once it ended, Ash was 129, and was hungry. So, using his band of Haters, he ate all of the structures in Hyrule except for the wells, which he used Creepers to blow up. After he destroyed the city, the army danced around in the random ashes which had just appeared, not seeing a giant 200-foot long stork. After eating 99% of the army, the stork randomly left behind 2 million people, some of them including Bowser, Bowser's Wife, Betty, Napoleon, Old Mario, and The King. After that, they all rebuilt most of Hyrule, but the western part, where Ash lived, was left dirty because Ash kept saying that it was his, after eating dirt. 2000 years later, Ash died of being killed by Pikachu, and The King succeeded him, who is the king today. But still, no one except for those Guys ever sets foot in Western Hyrule, unless they need to take a crap, in which case they just crap on the ground.