Ganon

Ganon is an evil waffle eater from Australia. His minions are waffles and they are used to kill Link. But Link just eats them. Ganon secretly has a crush on Zelda, but doesen't want her to know that he already has a girlfriend that is a waffle. He has alot of special powers such as gowing like "EUGH!" and then a purple waffle comes out of his arm. All he ever sais is "EUGH!" That is because that is stupid peoples ways of saying "I Love You" secretly. He sleeps with a bunch of teddy bears every night and hates Mario and Luigi. He likes to kill. He's friends with Vegeta and is also over 9000. Ganon once one a prize for "Scariest Persone Who Likes Waffles".