ESRB

ESRB (Exciting Super Robotic Bombs) are the people who rate the videogames. They do the worst job ever however. When they say that a game is for littler kids it is actually for teenagers and they keep messing up like that.

Game Ratings
EC: For kids 3 and under (however they counfuse it with M) E: For normal kids, under 13 (however they confuse it with T) T: For teenagers only (however they confuse it with EC) M: For mature only (however they confuse it with E) AO: For adults only (however they confuse it with M)

Notice that because ESRB confuses the ratings, little kids play teenager games and teenagers play stupid kid games. ESRB is in big trouble now.

In Mushroom Times
In every issue of the now cancelled newspaper, they made fun of ESRB and called them stupid. They're right you know.

In Videogame Wars
During the wars, ESRB didn't even bother rating the games. Who cared anyway. People buy the games without looking at the ratings nowadays. No seriosuly, it's true. I think.

Rating Mario Games
They try to rate the Mario games, however Nintendo stops them, and oinstead Nintendo rates the games. Dude, why can't Nintendo just fire them? Nintendo lets them rate other series...why is Mario the only "No"?