Wanim-nom, Right Back At Ya!

Wanim-Nom, Right Back Atya! is an episode of the The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
At the house, all of the X-Men watching TV.

WALUIGI: These shows all suck. I wish an ad would come on for something whacky that we could all do.

WARIO: Shut up, Waluigi.

An ad comes on, showing Nim-Nom.

NIM-NOM: Hello, everyone! It's me, Nim-Nom! That one annoying kid you all hate! Uh, anyways, I've recently kidnapped... uh, I mean... HIRED Professor E. Gadd to build a cloning machine for me! The new Nim-Nom Industries Cloning Machine! We will be doing a live demonstration tomorrow!

WALUIGI: Wow! Wario, we have to go to this!

WARIO: No.

WALUIGI: Wow! Donkey Kong, we have to go to this!

DONKEY KONG: No.

WALUIGI: Wow! Bowser, we have to go to this!

BOWSER: No.

WALUIGI: Wow! Homer---

HOMER: Yes!

WALUIGI: Wow! Someone else! We have to go to this!

There's no response.

WALUIGI: Damn...

The next day, at Professor E. Gadd's laboratory, Nim-Nom stands in front of a huge crowd as some Goombas carry in the cloning machine. Professor E. Gadd is tied to a chair in the back of the room, with a Koopa Troopa holding a gun to his head.

NIM-NOM: Howdy, folks! Here's the cloning whatever. It doesn't matter.

The crowd cheers.

NIM-NOM: My Goombas will now be stealing your wallets.

The crowd cheers.

WALUIGI: Ha, I like this guy's sense of humor!

A Goomba steals Waluigi's wallet and he doesn't even notice.

NIM-NOM: Now, who would like to be the first person to get cloned from the cloning machine?

The crowd falls silent.

WALUIGI: Um... can I?

NIM-NOM: Whatever, kid, I already got your wallet.

Nim-Nom walks away, as Waluigi steps into the cloning machine. He pulls a lever, causing a bright flash of light, but then nothing happens.

WALUIGI: Was... was I cloned?

RANDOM GOOMBA: Nope.

WALUIGI: I think it's broken.

NIM-NOM: What do you mean it's broken?

Nim-Nom looks over at E. Gadd.

NIM-NOM: What does he mean it's broken?

Nim-Nom walks over to the machine, pulling Waluigi out.

NIM-NOM: It... it can't be broken! There's no way!

Nim-Nom goes into the machine, and pulls a lever.

MACHINE: ''DNA sample accessed. Now cloning.''

NIM-NOM: Wait, wha---

There's a bright flash of light, and when it's over, everyone is shocked to see that Nim-Nom is now some monstrous combination of Nim-Nom and Waluigi.

WALUIGI: Gross!

WANIM-NOM: No! What's happened to me? This is horrible! Change me back, now!

WALUIGI: I don't know how!

WANIM-NOM: Do it NOW!

Wanim-Nom charges at Waluigi, who moves out of the way. Wanim-Nom runs into the wall, and knocks himself out.

WALUIGI: So let's see... the machine flashed once, and that's when it copied my DNA, and when it flashed the second time, it was supposed to make a clone, but since Nim-Nom was standing in the machine, it turned him into Wanim-Nom!

GOOMBA: That's pretty obvious.

WALUIGI: Shut up. So... to turn him back, we have to put some of Nim-Nom's DNA into the machine, then put Wanim-Nom in there, and activate the machine AGAIN!

GOOMBA: Are you done with the exposition?

WALUIGI: I said to shut up.

At the hospital, Waluigi is talking to a doctor.

DOCTOR: Yeah, we have a blood sample that belongs to Nim-Nom. It's right this way.

The doctor opens a door. Blood pours out.

DOCTOR: Dang. That was all of his blood.

WALUIGI: You just filled a room with his blood?

DOCTOR: That seemed like the best idea at the time.

Back at the lab, Waluigi walks in.

WALUIGI: Well, I'm out of ideas. Is he still knocked out?

Everyone in the room is dead.

WALUIGI: Does that mean yes?

Wanim-Nom jumps down from the ceiling, and attacks Waluigi.

WANIM-NOM: I'll kill you!

Waluigi pushes Wanim-Nom to the ground.

WALUIGI: I'm sorry! There's no way to fix you! Unless...

WANIM-NOM: What?

WALUIGI: This might sound crazy, but to bring you back, we must... we must...

WANIM-NOM: We must what?

WALUIGI: Believe in ourselves!

WANIM-NOM: I believe...

WALUIGI: I believe...

GOOMBA: I believe...

E. GADD: I believe...

EVERYONE: We all believe!

Suddenly, in another flash of light, Wanim-Nom turns back into Nim-Nom.

NIM-NOM: It's a miracle!

WALUIGI: Hooray!

NIM-NOM: Now get out of my laboratory.

WALUIGI: Oh.

The End.

Moral
If you ever turn into a combination of yourself and Waluigi, all you have to do is believe. Also, if Waluigi says something is broken, don't believe him. He probably just did it wrong. Idiot.