User:Linkzelda1234/Rewrites/Super Smash Bros. PHAILURE

Super Smash Bros. PHAILURE is a very successful shame, released in 200X for the Nintendo Whi. It is well known for its unbalanced characters, impossible story mode, and its near-absence of that fat plumber guy. Due to that third reason, it was rated 11/10 by Nintendon't Power Magazine, 12/10 by ISN, Q/10 by Teletubbies International and of course, Pi/10 by GameFAKS, and ArcadeHobo rated it 6/5, saying "Wat uh stupimendous shame! I must hav it, HOW ABOWT U!?". It was made by Masahiro Sakurai who's a member of the Nintendo Gang, along with A mysterious shady guy. Its rival is Super Nintendo Bros. Brawl which was made by everyone in the Nintendo Gang except Sakurai.

Stage I: Mario's House
Luigi must dash around Mario's house and really screw that place up.

BOSS: Mario
Attacks basically, and also by throwing fireballs and spaghetti at you. Kill him by knocking him out with 150% damage.