Waluigi Gets Kidnapped by Strangers

Waluigi Gets Kidnapped by Strangers is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
All of the X-Men are at the park.

BOWSER: I want ice cream!

DONKEY KONG: I want a banana split.

BOWSER: You're such a stereotype.

DONKEY KONG: Woah, man, all I said was I wanted a banana split, you're the one making this about stereotypes!

HOMER: I'm going to go get myself donuts!

WARIO: And I'm gonna go find a strip club.

WALUIGI: I'm just going to stay here and wait for you guys.

BOWSER: Are you sure you can handle that?

WALUIGI: Yeah, I'm pretty sure, but---

WARIO: Okay he's sure GO!

The others all run off, abandoning Waluigi.

WALUIGI: Darn.

A suspicious-looking stranger walks up.

STRANGER: Hey, little boy, want some candy?

WALUIGI: No.

STRANGER: Oh. Uh... so your parents left you all alone here, huh?

WALUIGI: I'm an adult...

STRANGER: Get in my van!

The stranger grabs Waluigi and drags him into his van full of other strangers. Waluigi screams but nobody cares.

STRANGER: Let's get out of here!

DRIVER: I hear ya!

The strangers drive off with Waluigi. In the strangers' lair, Waluigi is tied to a chair.

WALUIGI: Dang, ya got me. Can I go home now?

STRANGER: No.

WALUIGI: Please?

STRANGER: Okay!

At the house, Waluigi is sitting on the couch, when the other X-Men come in.

BOWSER: Where were you?

WALUIGI: Well, it was pretty crazy, but...

WARIO: Nobody cares.

The other X-Men all go to their rooms.

WALUIGI: Oh.

THE END

Morals
If you get kidnapped and want to go home, just ask nicely.