Robbing the Bank

Robbing the Bank is the fourth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.

Summary
Wario robs the bank to buy a new TV.

Scene 1
WARIO is watching TV while WALUIGI enters the room.
 * WALUIGI: Hey Wario! I just--
 * WARIO: Quiet! I'm watching TV!
 * COMMERCIAL VOICE: ...and this new TV costs just 1000 dollars!
 * WARIO: Wow! A new TV!

BOWSER walks in the room.
 * BOWSER: Hey boss! What's-- Are you watching commercials?!
 * WARIO: Yeah, so what?
 * BOWSER: Commercials are for dummies!
 * WARIO: Shut up! Anyway, we're gonna buy a new TV! Does anyone have money?
 * ANYONE: Me?
 * WARIO: No, not you!
 * BOWSER: I have 50 cent!
 * WALUIGI: And I just earned--
 * WARIO: Shut up! Nobody wants to listen to you!
 * WALUIGI (talking to himself): *grumble* Fine, I'll use that 1000 dollar for cheese.
 * BOWSER: So how do we get the money?
 * WARIO: I know! We can--
 * WALUIGI: Sell cookies?
 * WARIO: No you moron! Rob the bank!

Scene 2
WARIO and co are at the bank.
 * BANKER: So, what can I do for you?
 * WALUIGI: Oh no, not this again!
 * WARIO: Can I please take all your money?
 * WALUIGI: Phew.
 * BANKER: Sure! *gives all the money* Here you go.

WARIO and co go out of the bank.
 * BOWSER: Wow, that was fast!
 * WARIO: Doesn't matter! To the store!

The cops appear.
 * WARIO: Oh sh**!

Scene 3
WARIO and co get chased by the cops.
 * COP: Come back here!
 * WARIO: Oh c***! They're too fast! I can't outrun them anymore!
 * WALUIGI: Probably because you're too fat.
 * WARIO: WHAT?!

WARIO strangles WALUIGI and the cops catch them.
 * COP: You get arrested for robbing a toy store!
 * WARIO: What? But we robbed a bank!
 * COP: Really? Well, then you get arrested for robbing a bank!

The cops bring WARIO ''and co to jail. Meanwhile, SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT comes out of a cinema, eating popcorn.''
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Did I miss something?

THE END!

Morals

 * Never rob a bank.
 * Never go to a cinema, or you'll miss all the good stuff.

Trivia

 * Nobody got mentioned in this episode.
 * Waluigi earned 1000 toy dollars.
 * The movie that Some tiny moron that nobody cares about was watching was Nintendo Road Trip.