F.L.U.D.D.

F.L.U.T.T. (often misspelled F.L.U.D.D.) is a high-powered squirt gun that many little kids like to play with. It is a very popular toy that even Mario uses at times. It has led to water gun fights all over the nation.

What It Stands For
F.L.U.T.T. stands for Freaking Losers Use This Thing. This abbreviation is not liked by many parents since it uses a naughty word (thing) and some complained, but Nintendo told them to stop being overprotective.

Origins
F.L.U.T.T. was invented by Prof. E. Gadd one day and became popular when Mario and Bowser Jr. used it in a friendly squirt gun fight (which many mistook for a serious evil battle over Princess Peach). Many little kids saw the water gun and started forcing their parents to buy them.

Controversy
3 years after F.L.U.T.T. was released, many parents began noticing that F.L.U.T.T. was not spraying water, but actually acid! This acid caused several people to ASPLODE! Faced with several lawsuits, Nintendo decided to use the water guns to squirt the people complaining, thus asploding them and getting rid of them.

Uses Now
F.L.U.T.T. is now generally used as a weapon by Daisy to kill a buncha people. She is currently hunting Bob Saget with one, and will use it to kill him in Super Princess Daisy.