Dry Dry Desert

Dry Dry Desert is one of the places you can access in Toad Town. It is over 9000 degrees Fahrenheit there and is being invaded by mutant caterpillars. This desert used to be a city, but everyone moved because of the heat. Tourists once thought it was a good idea to check out this place, but one entered and died of the heat. Another entered and got eaten by a mutant caterpillar. Now tourists don't go near this land, especially since the path that leads there is extremely dangerous. Princess Peach's slave Toads are forced to go there and walk two years to get to the nearest grocery store. Some Toads are stranded there with no food or water and nothing to keep them company except for the mutant caterpillars I mentioned earlier. Certain drops of temperature occur once a millennium, an they only last for 2 seconds, and they only increase to 8999 degrees Fahrenheit. Usually in Mario shames, Dry Dry Desert appears and Mario actually runs threw it. These Dry Dry Deserts aren't real! They are fake! Mario can't really run threw the real Dry Dry Ruins or else he will die of thirst and hunger. And the mutant caterpillars you see in those shames are really evil clones of Paris Hilton after The Great Mutation. And I don't know who the creators of those shames think they're fooling because the real Dry Dry Ruins is much more depressing. Plus, something that I never mentioned, the sand in the desert is like water, because you sink into it, and you sort of swim in it. Another reason while people die there.