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Idiot Murdered
An idiot was killed today when he confronted SMK Radio about the long-thought-of question of "What is behind a Shy Guy's Mask?" He told the media that there was an evil reason that they wore masks. Right before he was about to tell the media, he was suddenly mugged and shot repeatedly by a gang of Shy Guys. The Shy Guys escaped, and the question is still unanswered. However, SMK Radio has heard many attacks by, according to A survivor, a Zombiefied version of the idiot. Also, anyone a Zombie kills turns into a Zombie. This is Zombie Watch, day 1.

Other News

 * Bob The Builder was arrested today, for murdiring one of his trucks, Rolley. He is to stay in jail until further notice
 * Trix Rabbit was tooken to Dr. Mario's Hospital For The Disabled And Mental today due to his love of Trix. However, why would you care about that crap?

Zombie Watch
Today, the idiot broke into A Cleaning Store and killed some other idiot.

International News
Who could care less? Some guy won some soccer match. This happened in Europe.

Entertainment
Are you bored? Nothing better to do? Well, then I would suggest going to http://funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm/.

How bout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M2NCUtpwxY    ?

You could search Prince of Tennis on youtube. Great bad  Poland  Japanese Great show.

Sports
..What?

Food
Food by

Waffles
Have you tasted the waffles yet? No? Why not? Traitor. I hate you. Anyway, Restaurant Le Kooplet have the waffles reduced to the half price. They dance when I digest them in my mouth. Actually, I don't hav a mouth, I lost it in an accident, so now they feed me through a hole in my forhead diguised to an eye. If you still aren't convinced, there is a secret to make it tastier...
 * Final score: 9,4 / 10

Caffeine
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 * Finfalnscrore: iooooe00000800000///77100=0

Cheese
This yellow goodness' always been someting extra for me. It makes me feel so fat. I often go to the stores and buy some 1kg cheese blocks, and eat one of them on a sandwich. I also recommend drinking a nice cup o' sugar with only a dash of coke. It's teh goodness. Seriously. No doubt. YA RLY.
 * Final score: 8,5 / 10

Stupidity pills
uh...dese funny! i taked a... um... yeah, iq test after i did eated the pills and dey sayed dat my iq was... uh... lets see... one, three, five! FIVE IQ! im so smart! S-M-R-T! (EDDIT: i cant count still i hate mie teachrs)
 * final score: i cant count! help mee!

Some green stuff
This looks weird, but it tastes good. Really good, close to chicken, but with a different consistency. Like porridgy and slimy. But you get used to it after some portions, so who cares. I recommend it a lot! It's more hotness than waffles, caffeine and cheese together. For som reason, I couldn't find this in the stores, but it had a heavy smell of Birdo's parfume for some reason. I'll just investigate that another day. Now I'm full and lazy. While I am, why don't you try it? There also was a serviette beside it, which almost looked like some kind of cape. (EDIT: I accidently discovered that this was Birdo's boogers, and I became ill some days later.)
 * Final score: 10 / 10

End
Remember kids, eat it! Eat it! Don'tcha make me repeat it! Have a big dinner, have a light snack. If you don't like it, you can't send it back, so eat it! Eat it! Open up your mouth and feed it! Have some more yoghurt, have some more spam. It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned, so eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Oh, and goodbye.

Obituraries

 * We're all sad to hear this, but last Tuesday, Shiba Inu died. He contracted cancer of the Hand in his serving arm, and died shortly after that. He will not have a service, nor have we found a body.
 * Yesterday, former vigilante Nightwatcher is believed to be dead. Authorities found his suit, but no body, but apparently have super-classified evidence to prove he is in fact dead.

Gossip
Hi everybody the lastest gossip is that Mario really is teaming up with New Mario to destroy this site with a nuke,well you got to go to your selters are turn on the TV (if have one) and watch some show that no one cares about.

Well this has been DB with all the greatest gossip!

also, leave this place and go Here!

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About Teh Shrug
Teh Shrug is a community-written and edited newspaper of the UnMarioWiki. Any idoit, even you can edit each article to tell other idiouts about the news of The Mushroom Kingdom.

The original creator of Teh Shrug was An idiot.