Tyler the Hedgehog



Tyler the Hedgehog is a magnificent beast that roams southern Ontario, serving as a heroic lifeguard. He protects North America from infidels, particularly terrorists, neckbeards, Eminem, Nostalgia Critic, and Cheeto Rats. Using his long, thick, exposed hero-shaft, Tyler the Hedgehog bravely fends of terrible criminals and Greeks trying to invade the continent.

Trivia

 * Tyler the Hedgehog is a true American hero.
 * He is related to Shrek.