Bowser DIES

Bowser DIES is the third episode of Waluigi's Quest.

Script
Waluigi and Bowser are sitting in Wario's living room, don't ask me why. Suddenly, Bowser spontaneously combusts.

WALUIGI: AAAAAAHHH! Bowser is dead!

WARIO: Good, I thought he'd never leave.

WALUIGI: Wario!

WARIO: What?

WALUIGI: Just get a 1up.

WARIO: What's that gonna do? He's just a pile of ash.

WALUIGI: If I put the 1up on the ashes, he'll reform!

WARIO: DESTROY THE ASHES!

WALUIGI: What's wrong with you?!

WARIO: Nothing, I just hate Bowser. DESTROYYYYYYYYY!

Waluigi punches Wario in the face and locks him in the basement. But of course there are chainsaws down there so he gets out.

WALUIGI: Darn you! Go look for a 1up.

WARIO: No!

WALUIGI: I'll give you a quarter.

Waluigi holds out a quarter.

WARIO: N-no! Must... resist... quarter...

WALUIGI: Big... shiny... money...

WARIO: Oh, alright, I'll do it! But I'll need money.

WALUIGI: Here's five dollars.

Waluigi hands Wario $5.

WALUIGI: Now, I'm trusting you to-- Wario, where's the five dollars? And why do you have a giant candy bar?

WARIO: Oh, I spent the $5 on the vending machine outside.

WALUIGI: WARIO!!! Here's another five bucks, and this time spend it on a 1up!

WARIO: Okay, but if it makes you feel any better, this candy bar isn't all those commercials say it should be.

Wario goes to the supermarket.

WARIO: ME WANT 1UP!

CLERK: Here.

WARIO: Thanks. (Holds out his candy bar) Candy bar?

Wario goes home.

WALUIGI: Thank goodness!

WARIO: Waluigi, you are such a loser.

Waluigi puts the 1up on Bowser and he comes back to life.

BOWSER: BEER!!!!

WALUIGI: Huh, maybe I should have just had his ashes spread over the apartment.

THE END.