Generic Human

A Generic Human is unlike normal humans, these ones cluster together and have no notable identity, kind of like a hive mind. A Generic Human is also a horribly mutated experiment gone wrong, which came into existence when Chuck Norris tried to fuse his DNA with Daisy by using the Wa-Machine for unknown reasons, (most likely because he was bored and wanted something super powerful to K.O.) However, he accidently pushed all the buttons at once and out came a Generic Human, scientifically named "humanogolus idiotolus."

Appearance
A Generic Human is a hairless ape-like thing with a huge, unproportionate head. They come in many shapes and sizes, from Mario sized to Chuck Norris.

Behavior
A Generic Human is a lot like You, it plays lotsa shames, eats Spaghetti, and reads This Wiki day and night. They also usually build primitive structures called "Cities" and live in them, but they usually crowd the streets. Generic Humans usually appear in the background, unnoticed.

History
Since their creation, they have almost destroyed the Mushroom Kingdom's economy three times or maybe it was three hundred... Either way, they are mostly dangerous and not fun to be around, since they STARTED The Video Game War, and many other unimportant wars like World War Won, Too, and Tree.

Trivia

 * One generic human a day keeps Dr. Mario in business.
 * Baby Yoshi eats 10 generic humans a day.
 * Bowser once tried to eradicate all generic humans, (which would have made Bowser a hero,) but those pesky plumbers got in the way and ruined Bowser's plan.
 * Generic humans are considered a delicacy dish by many Famous Restaurants.