Cheap Cheap

Cheap Cheap is a fish that appears a lot in Mario shames. Cheap Cheap is the world's cheapest fish. In the Mario shames, he tries to sell you worthless junk for over 9000 dollars! Nobody buys anything he sells. He owns a stand, where he stores all of his cheap stuff, hoping that some idiot would buy one of them. When he's on break, he often steals money from people, and looks everywhere for money as well. He secretly stole the 7 coins, but is keeping that a secret. His stand is called Eyet M's For U, its supposed to spell Items for You, but Cheap Cheap sucks at spelling. The only useful he sells is Golden Mushroom. But it costs $8954058347828972950827582759146385615.99 plus tax.