George Volcano

George Volcano (not to be mistaken with a failure called George W. Bush) is a Volcano who drinks lots of Volvic Revive. Due to this, he rivals Tyrannosaurus Alan in drinking Volvic Revive. He first appeared in Obey Wario, Destroy Mario! and its sequel. In these two games, he gives Alan Volvic Revive. However, he drank so much Alan had to go to the bathroom. In the sequel George tryed to explain something to Alan, yet he offered him some more Volvic Revive. This, however, was a huge mistake. Alan drank so much, it was starting to turn him into Viking Alan. Before he turned into a Viking, George Volcano said "SILENCE!" (Note: He said that exactly like Dr. Eggman.) and Alan stopped being crazy. George points out that the Volvic Revive's water is auctually evil, yet it was too late, as Alan became a viking. Later in the story, Wario finds Alan and George Volcano, and Wario decides to fight George. After the fight, George says that Yoshi and Oogtar are after Wario, yet Wario ignores this. He also appears in The Faces of Volcanicity, where he makes Volvic Revive Factories in West Hyrule, and Link must stop him before George Volcano creates the Mega Volvic, unleashing lotsa lotsa Volvic Revive on the world. During this, George hired Gray Gargoyle, Ganon, Watoad, Militron, and Mouser to run five of the factories, while he ran the sixth.