Red Screen of the Future (Part 4)

Red Screen of the Future (Part 4) is the fourth and final part of the second episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
Evil Guy continues his fight against his own friends. Just as he defeats what he believes to be the final challenger, a new one appears and fights more efficiently and brutally than any other foe Evil Guy has faced. Also, Wario is finally found.

Scene 1
Evil Guy is standing in the coliseum as the wind begins to block his view with sand. He shields his eyes and crouches down as Raiza continues his announcement.

RAIZA: I'm sorry about the technical difficulties, but one of Evil Guy's minions has resisted conversion...

The crowd boos and yells insults.

RAIZA: ...But a new challenger has arrived to take his place!

The crowd begins cheering again. A squat, crimson figure, sporting wings and a horn on its head, strides into the coliseum from the gate to Evil Guy's right.

RAIZA: And the next challenger...hang on, I can't see who it is...

EVIL GUY: Argh! Who is that?! I can't see because of this stupid sand!

Suddenly, the figure opens its mouth. The sand swirls into its mouth as it inhales it with the force of a tornado. Evil Guy manages to hold his ground.

EVIL GUY: Thank goodness for these suction gloves! I'll have to thank my Spy Class teacher later.

RAIZA: Evil Guy's next challenger is Shadow Kirby!

The crowd cheers and cranes their necks toward the coliseum's center to take a look at Shadow Kirby.

RAIZA: This challenger is one of my favorites. He can fly and copy his foes' abilities by inhaling them! Dee-lightful!

The crowd cheers and chants Shadow Kirby's name. Shadow Kirby waddles a few steps and takes to the air, his cheeks filled with sand.

EVIL GUY: Let me guess: you're going to dive-bomb me.

Shadow Kirby circles around Evil Guy's head, dips three times to distract him, and spits some sand at Evil Guy.

EVIL GUY: Hey! No fair! You can't blind me like that! I can't see you now!

RAIZA: Interesting. Shadow Kirby has blinded Evil Guy with sand. The question is: why doesn't he copy its ability and use it to his advantage?