Farting is Illegal in the USA and Wario World!!!

this story starts out in 2011

Scene 1
Wario: Good to be home right..... hey nobody's here!

(Wario Farts)

Wario: Ooopsy

Police Guy: Hey You Are Going to jail Again Mister!!! for your 3rd time goodness!

Wario: Not Again!

Scene 2
Waluigi: Wario i'm Back with the Big Mac!

Waluigi: Wario?

(Waluigi Checks in Wario's Room)

Waluigi: Wario??

BOWSER: Look on the T.V.

Waluigi: Oh My Gosh!! he is in JAIL again!

BOWSER: For What?

Waluigi: For Farting Its Not illegal!

BOWSER: Yes it is!

Scene 3
scene goes to the writers

Writer 1: hey lets fart!

Writer 2: no way i'll get arrested

Writer 1: no you won't do it! (farts) ahhhh

Writer 2: uhhh bob the police are here

Writer 1: Ah forget about 'em lets still write!

Writer 2: they are angry!

(Writer 1 gets pulled out of his chair and goes to JAIL!)

Scene 4
(Wario Is Talking to Waluigi on the phone)

Wario: Hey Waluigi Bust Me Out AGAIN!

Waluigi: No SIR-E-BOB

Wario: Why????

Waluigi: The 1st time i busted you out Then on the 2ND TIME BOWSER BUSTED YOU OUT!!!! SO YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO BUST YOUR OWN SELF OUT!!!!

Wario: I Dont Know How

Waluigi: Just try

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Trivia
Dont Fart or you'll be arrested like wario here

DON'T I MEAN DON'T GET ARRESTED 3 TIMES OR YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT YOU'LL HAVE TO BUST YOUR WAY OUT!

Mario Sighting
Mario was eating cheese in Wario's Room