Lucas takes Yoshi's place

Lucas takes Yoshi's Place is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
New Mario accidentally resurrects Lucas and uses him as a replacement for Yoshi.

Script
Scene 1

New Mario is in his lab's basement, rifling through his junk.

NEW MARIO: Let's see...baseball bat, no...teddy bear, no...excessively powerful bomb that can destroy the entire world, no...wait, an excessively powerful bomb? I can use this!

New Mario reaches for the excessively powerful bomb when he notices another object on top of it. It is a ouija board.

NEW MARIO: Hey, a ouija board! To be honest, I only bought this thing because it sounds like "Weegee board". Let's see how it works!

New Mario gazes at the top of the ouija board, deciphering the strange marks on it.

NEW MARIO: Interesting! So it lets me talk to departed spirits? OK, let's try this thing.

New Mario places his hands on the ouija board, and the floating body of Lucas appears above it. New Mario reaches for it in bewilderment, but it is intangible.

LUCAS: Hello...you called?

NEW MARIO: Uh, yeah. Are there any other spirits I can talk to?

LUCAS: Well, uh...I can tell you in exchange for a price.

NEW MARIO: OK, take whatever you wish.

LUCAS: How about that excessively powerful bomb over there?

NEW MARIO: Grr...I see you have grown cunning and shrewd in the afterlife.

LUCAS: That I have. I know we have had some...disagreements before, but now I am fully willing to serve you now. Since you have given me an excessively powerful bomb, I shall hand it off to my buddy in the afterlife, Ness, and help you conquer the land of the living while he takes over the afterlife! Then, he and I will reign supreme!

NEW MARIO: What was that?!

LUCAS: I mean...you and I will reign supreme. Whoops.

NEW MARIO: Never mind. Now, come forth unto the land of the living!

The basement is shrouded in a white light as Lucas lands on the floor, becoming tangible.

Scene 2

New Mario has set up a mattress and pillow in the basement for Lucas to sleep on. Lucas is happily bouncing on it.

NEW MARIO: There you go. I'll be gone frequently. Be good. The food is upstairs, in the fridge. I'll give you your next mission tomorrow.

LUCAS: Excellent.

New Mario leaves and Lucas goes to sleep on the mattress.

Moral
Adopt a child. He may even help you take over the world.

Trivia
Lucas' death and rebirth has been inconsistent throughout his appearances.

The author is working on an explanation for it.