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Characters

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Peach
 * Daisy
 * Toad
 * Toadette
 * Donkey Kong
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Bowser
 * Larry
 * Roy
 * Lemmy
 * Wendy O.
 * Morton Jr.
 * Bowser. Jr
 * Baby Mario
 * Baby Luigi
 * Baby Peach
 * Baby Daisy
 * Baby Yoshi
 * Baby Wario
 * Baby DK
 * Baby Waluigi
 * Baby Toad
 * Link
 * Pikachu
 * Greninja
 * Charizard
 * Lucario
 * Jigglypuff
 * Jessie
 * James
 * Ash Ketchum
 * Snorlax
 * Snivy
 * Mudkip
 * Captain Falcon
 * Sonic
 * Tails
 * Knuckles
 * Amy Rose
 * Shadow
 * Rouge
 * Cream
 * Blaze
 * Silver
 * E-123 Omega
 * Espio
 * Charmy
 * Vector
 * Big
 * Marine
 * Mighty
 * Ray
 * Chaos
 * Nack
 * Bean
 * Bark
 * Jet
 * Wave
 * Storm
 * Metal Sonic
 * Tails Doll
 * Metal Knuckles
 * Dr. Eggman
 * Vanilla
 * Dr. Rabbit
 * Rabbit Dr.
 * Alyson Koopastool
 * Wurley
 * Salad Fingers
 * Jess
 * CPU
 * CFP
 * Monkey
 * Bob-omb
 * Big Bad Bill
 * Doremi Harukaze
 * Hazuki Fujiwara
 * Aiko Senoo
 * Poppu Harukaze
 * Onpu Segawa
 * Momoko Asuka
 * Hana-chan
 * Ekans
 * Ludwig
 * Slowpoke
 * Nim-Nom
 * Roll Light
 * Squishy
 * Josh
 * Poppy
 * Wishy
 * Meowth
 * Neo Cortex
 * George W. Bush
 * Flumpy
 * Blastoise
 * Barack Obama (after losing weight)
 * Wiggler
 * Goku
 * Vegeta
 * Doku
 * Degeta
 * Roku
 * Regeta
 * Homer Simpson
 * Chubby Kid
 * Evil Guy
 * Eviler Guy
 * Fat Guy
 * Sumo Guy
 * Even eviler Guy
 * Even even eviler GUY
 * Evilest of all GUY
 * Michael Jackson
 * Cereal Bowl
 * A Hippotamus
 * Numa Numa Guy
 * A random snapping turtle who still has it's legs
 * The Annoying Orange