User:Linkzelda1234/Rewrites/Mario Kart: Whatever the next one is Dash!!!!!!

This shame sucked a lot, that it once almost got cancelled.

Characters

 * Mario-His speed is 1mph because everyone on this wiki hates him.
 * Luigi-His speed is 4mph but barely someone uses him.
 * Peach-Her speed is 2mph because her kart is huge.
 * Wario-His kart does not fit him that his speed is 0mph. He is never ever used as the driver.
 * Bowser-His specail power; kidnaps someone and says "You will die as sooon as I win".

As you progress, characters will be locked until there are no characters left. Then, your console asplodes and you DIE, your friends become haters, and your dad commits suicide.