UnMarioWiki:Other Stuff/Mario's Adventure 12/Game

Dr. Robotnik is sitting in a massive library, poring through a pile of books.

DR. ROBOTNIK: Argh...I can't find it! I.M. Meen used to own this library, and he was decently evil. He should have some information on how to defeat Chuck Norris!

Dr. Robotnik storms to the other side of the library, angrily rifling through even more books and mumbling to himself.

DR. ROBOTNIK: Those unbearable Undefeatables could have just finished me off, but they decided to leave me in front of that turret to respawn infinitely! Well, I'll show them!

Dr. Robotnik shuffles through shelves upon shelves of books. On the farthest shelves, each book is smaller in size than the last.

DR. ROBOTNIK: Why, if they hadn't accounted for the turret's recoil as it shot me every time I respawned, it wouldn't have fallen over and I wouldn't have escaped!

Finally, Dr. Robotnik finds the smallest book, at the very back of the library: The Official Hand Book to Chuck Norris.

DR. ROBOTNIK: Wait...perfect! That's what I've been looking for!

Dr. Robotnik grabs the book and leafs through it with a maniacal cackle.

DR. ROBOTNIK: Muahahahaaaaa! Soon, all my troubles will be over!