UnMarioWiki:Other Stuff/Waluigi Sim 1/17

You go online and look up "Chinese". All you see is this weird video called "Chinese". You click it. It's some footage of a strange game. You get bored and look up "Chinese food" instead. Ah, here we are. You order some. It's really good. Tastes unique but good. You find 2 fortune cookies. You get one and Wario gets one.
 * Open it and read it
 * Eat it