Giygas' Lair

Giygas' Lair is a chocolate factory from Seattle. Popular food critics who visit that place state that the chocolate tastes like poo. So they updated the main system and now the chocolate tastes like sewer water. The chocolate factory business started in the 1400's when Giygas was baking a lovely soup to share with his best friends Mario and Luigi. But Luigi really wanted Lotsa Spaghetti. Giygas didn't know how to make spaghetti, so he accidentally put a Goomba in the oven. In the 1400's, Goomba's where used to bake cookies, but sine Giygas hit his head when he was a baby, he thought Goomba's made lotsa spaghetti. He made what looked like lovely cookies, and Luigi barfed cloning barf all over the cookies, which caused them to taste worse than toast. Mario tried one and died, and Giygas didn't know what to do with all the cookies. So he opened up a cookie shop and started selling them. He named it Giygas lair, and over the years, he's been trying to sell atleast one cookie after the death of Mario. Then Giygas died because he was an old bag, and carried on the business to his Great,great,great, Grandmother. And to this day, Giygas' Lair still stands and smells worse than Luigi's deodorant.