America's Stupidest Home Videos

America's Stupidest Home Videos (abbreviated ASV) was a TV show that was hosted by Bob Saget. The show is broadcasted on PhailTV. Bob showed a bunch of stupid videos sent in by families where they would often get hurt and show cruelty to animals. People eventually learned that all videos had Mario in them, and figured out that it was rigged to advertise Mario games. So the government people came and shut it down. Many think that this was what sent Bob Saget's career downhill. A movie was made. Bob Saget and George W. Bush now has permission to make/submit clips for future episodes with Regular Show characters.

The Clips
Here are the clips that Nobody will know.

Episode 1 - November 5, 2010
The clip with Bowser Jr. won the prize for this episode because he was attacked by a Micro-Goomba, which is almost a surefire way to win.
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * Luigi dances stupidly, not realizing he's being recorded.
 * Wario shakes his booty (which was strictly illegal back when the show was made) but was later replaced by a black screen.
 * Waluigi cries after he gets rejected by a hot girl.
 * Peach trips and falls.
 * Bowser Jr. gets attacked by a Micro-Goomba.
 * Toadsworth is breaking a world record trying to eat Luigi's 687 stinky socks at a time.
 * Yoshi eats a toxic shroom and chokes and Birdo comes out to reveal it is a life shroom and yoshi faints.

Episode 2 - November 12, 2010

 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * Luigi sneezes while he is drinking water, and it comes out his nose.
 * Wario tries to win with his clip, so he pays a girl to pretend to fight with him and punch him in the stomach, but it's badly acted.
 * Waluigi gets crushed by an anvil cartoon style.
 * Peach starts whining like a baby, so Bowser kills her.
 * A clip of Baby Mario sitting in his high chair giggling.

Normally the clip with Bowser killing Peach would win, but since there was a baby video in this episode, it came in second place. The Baby Mario video won, because babies are so frigging funny, right? Right? *cricket chirp*

Episode 3 - November 19, 2010
In keeping with the baby theme from the last episode:


 * Baby Mario is sitting in his high chair giggling. (This one was suspiciously similar to the last one.)
 * Baby Luigi is sitting on his potty giggling.
 * Baby Peach is in her bathtub giggling.
 * Baby DK is sitting in his banana tree giggling.
 * Baby George W. Bush is sitting in his White House desk, laughing maniacally as he raises taxes.

The clip with Baby Peach won for this episode, because it had a baby giggling in the bathtub.

Episode 4 - November 26, 2010

 * Toad beats the stuff out of Wario with a floorlamp after Wario tells him a Yo Momma joke.
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * Luigi eats a sock.
 * Yoshi does the same thing Mario did.
 * Baby Mario falls out of his high chair and hurts his BIG FAT HUGE BUTT!!!!!

The operation got shut down in the middle of this episode, and no more clips were shown, BUT WE THINK THAT BABY MARIO WON.

Episode 5 - December 3, 2010
The show had more clips and they recreated it.
 * Prof. E Gadd falls down the stairs
 * Toadette falls out of her bike bleeds her knee and cries
 * Ash Ketchum touches his Pikachu and gets Thunderstruck
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head
 * Dr. Robotnik shakes his booty
 * Samus Aran blows up the moon then gets aten by Nim-nom.
 * Luigi falls down a really tall building and dies

The clip of Ash getting shocked by his Pikachu won this time now. and they repaired the operation.

Lost Clip #1
There was a LOST CLIP somewhere that hadn't been shown yet. But, it was lost for eight years. Later, the clip was found, containing Mario falling off a chair on top of the house and killing himself.

Episode 6 - December 10, 2010

 * Toadsworth tries to assassinate General Guy with a floorlamp.
 * Tatanga cries after he got arrested by the Bad Guy Prison.
 * Bowser shouts German swear words at the babies making them cry.
 * That Spanish Guy invents the Power Shower 3000
 * Nermal hugs Toad and Toad gets beaten up by M.O.
 * Yoshi swallows alcohol and dies.

The Toadsworth scene won because it had a floorlamp in it.

Episode 7 - December 17, 2010

 * Luigi eats a Tactical Nuke and Explodes.
 * Wall-e gets beaten up by EVE.
 * Nim-nom eats the Minotaur then blows up a Random Castle Where A Killer Lives...............
 * Lucas gets scared by the Ultimate Chimera.
 * Lightning McQueen flies nonstop.
 * Evil Alvin the chipmunk rules the world with a floorlamp.
 * Evil Guy beats the high score of his favorite arcade shame Evil Guy vs New Mario.

Episode 8 - January 7, 2011

 * Nim-nom blows up Cupcake Land.
 * Fanboy eats a baby.
 * Jovi has the cold virus.
 * Mario falls out of his chair and hurts his head.
 * iCarly blows up and mutates into a scarily familiar floorlamp.
 * Koopa football players grab Princess Toadstool.

The winner was the Koopa football players grabbing the princess.

Episode 9 - February 4, 2011

 * Daisy falls down the stairs and cries.
 * Bowser drinks koopa beer and gets drunk.
 * Weegee farts Ode to Joy.
 * Peach cuts the cheese while Luigi glues a Goomba to the ceiling with a floorlamp.

Daisy won. Everybody was revived by Napoleon's reviving machine, including Bob Saget, who was later used as a floorlamp.

Episode 10 - March 4, 2011

 * Mario falls out of his chair and hurts his head TWICE.
 * Toadsworth tries to rap, but he fell and hurt his head because he's HORRIBLE at rapping.
 * Bowser farts out the alphabet.
 * Luigi is seen in a hospital. He's holding a bouquet of roses and is kneeling down next to his dying mother, who is laying on the hospital bed. Luigi has a sad conversation with his mom about what life means. Then Luigi, who is now sobbing uncontrollably, hears his mother's last words- "I love you, son..." The doctors report to Luigi that she is now dead and there is no way to bring her back. Luigi bursts into tears, and lays his head on top of his mother's dead body.

Since everyone in the audience (including Bob Saget) was left shocked and crying by Luigi's video, they quickly chose Mario to win to get the show over with. Mario is very happy, and his prize for winning is a machine gun, which he uses to accidentally kill everyone in the audience. Fans regard this episode as the best in the series.

Episode 11 - May 20, 2011

 * Waluigi rolls down the hill and hit a huge pothole then he flies into a floorlamp.
 * Link tries to open the stall door at the boy's bathroom. He failed because Link opened the door and Someone was in there.
 * Walink tries to go back in time to the time Hitler threw a bomb at him. Failed because he was too dumb.

Waluigi won a floorlamp because of his clip.

Episode 12 - June 24, 2011
Yowshee had made it through $10,000.
 * Yowshee tries to bang cookies, but Bowser already banged them first.
 * King Pig gets hit by Ash Ketchum's swearing.
 * Green Bird reads Twilight Eclipse, but gets kidnapped by a freak

Lost Clip #2

 * There was another LOST CLIP somewhere that hadn't been shown yet. But, it was lost for 9 years. Later, the other clip was found, containing Yoshi being clumsy on Christmas Eve.

Episode 13 - July 1, 2011 [4th Of July Special!! W00T!!!]
Luigi wins the clip and earned $10,000 and a floorlamp that turned out to be Thomas the Tank Engine.
 * Angry German Kid uses one of his fireworks to blow up his school.
 * Baby Malleo messes around with fireworks, but his head asploded.
 * Luigi tries to glue a firework to Cheesecake the Pikachu's house with a floorlamp, but Cheesecake hit him with a floorlamp instead.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine runs over a firework, but he blew up and turned into a floorlamp.
 * Finn blows up a Pikachu firework and goes to the principal's office.

Episode 14 - July 22, 2011
The real Lincoln was revived before episode 14. After it, Lincoln won the world's most advanced limo.
 * Mario ends up in a hospital after falling down a building.
 * Animatronic Lincoln ends up exploding during Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln.
 * Yoshi choked a square melon and died.
 * Wario gets beaten up by cops.
 * Finn used suicide.

Episode 15 - August 19, 2011

 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * Luigi drowned in a swimming pool at his home.
 * Peach catches on fire in middle of her cooking eggs.
 * Toad does the same thing Toadsworth did in the first episode of season 1.
 * Shedletsky choked on a brick.

All the characters that died are revived.

Episode 16 - September 2, 2011 [First Day of School Special]

 * Malleo breaks his leg at college.
 * Yoshi eats his teacher and dies at middle school.
 * Yoshi Jr. swallows a toy and chokes at kindergarten.
 * After college, Evil Guy tries to poop in his bathroom but exploded.
 * Chuck Norris injured his arm during kung fu school as a teacher.

Episode 17 - September 30, 2011 [Regular Show Style Vol. 1]

 * Mordecai and Rigby get knifed by Benson.
 * Muscle Man dumps on Skips.
 * Pops kills himself. Literally.
 * Hi Five Ghost ends up in a grave.
 * Benson gets hit by a train.

Episode 18 - October 28, 2011 [Halloween Special]

 * Evil Guy tried to trick-or-treat but got no candy (because he doesn't have candy at home).
 * Yoshi Jr. drops all the candy off his basket.
 * Mario gets chalked by an elderly trick-or-treater (and the elderly ran away laughing).
 * Stupid Luigi dumps all the candy on himself. LITERALLY.
 * Luigi slapped Stupid Luigi in his face.

Episode 19 - November 18, 2011 [Thanksgiving Special]

 * Mario dies after eating too much chicken.
 * Yoshi swallows a turkey.
 * Wario ends up burning a turkey.
 * Peach eats a disgusting chicken.
 * Toad poops on a turkey and explodes.

Episode 20 - December 23, 2011 [Christmas Special]

 * Yoshi gets clumsy on Christmas Eve.
 * Santa falls out of a house and dies.
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * Finn and Jake tamper with gifts and end up dying.
 * PB falls out of a tower, mistaking the ground as gifts.

Episode 21 - January 20, 2012 [Regular Show Style Vol. 2]

 * Margaret falls out of her chair and hurts his head caused by Muscle Man.
 * Eileen grosses out Rigby.
 * Skips gets pranked by Techmo (Samson).
 * Low-Five Ghost accidently turns a house into a ghost.
 * Thomas the goat gets electrified when trying to use a computer.

Episode 22 - February 17, 2012

 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head 3 TIMES!!!!!
 * Luigi literally eats a sock.
 * Finn and Jake gets hurt nonstop.
 * Mordecai accidentally enters Adventure time and poops on Finn.
 * Benson eats a fritter like Pops.

Episode 23 - March 23, 2012 [Clip-O-Rama Special]
Quote of this special: "Quadruple the trouble, QUADRUPLE THE FUN!!!!" The winner of the special is.... MARIO! Mario wins $1,000,000!
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head 3 TIMES!!!!!
 * Mordecai swallows Rigby and dies.
 * Mario falls down the stairs and breaks 11 bones.
 * Yoshi swallows an angry bird but explodes.
 * Toad gets bit by many Micro Goombas.
 * PB falls into lava.
 * Stupid Luigi eats Luigi.
 * Muscle Man eats Margaret.
 * Lightning McQueen flies non-stop again.
 * Mater gets crushed.
 * Daneboe takes a dump on an orange.
 * Benson accidently falls out of a tall building as Finn tries to save him.
 * Annoying Orange gets juiced.
 * George W. Bush throws up.
 * Evil Guy gets injured at the studio.
 * Baby Mario falls out of his high chair and hurts his BIG HUGE FAT BUTT!!!!!
 * Ian and Anthony is still in space.
 * Peach burns while trying to cook a pie.
 * Shedletsky breaks his arm.
 * Pickle gets eaten.

Episode 24 - May 25, 2012

 * Mario falls out of a chair, then falls downstairs, next breaks his 10 bones and hurts his head.
 * Wall-E is hurt in the same way from the previous season but is hurt twice.
 * Mario falls into his TV and breaks it.
 * Luigi eats a sock even again.
 * Obama falls downstairs.

Lost Clip #3
The clip was not found for 1 week. Afterwards, it is found and contains Shedletsky pooping on David's face.

Episode 25 - November 2, 2012 [Wreck-It Ralph Movie malfunctions]

 * Fix-It Felix tries to fix the windows but he turns out that hammers can't fix stuff and commits suicide.
 * Wreck-It Ralph accidently plunges down a building.
 * Vanellope disconnects from his favorite game.
 * King Candy turns into Turbo and kills everyone in the game.
 * Sergeant Tamora poops on Wreck-It Ralph.
 * Mayor Gene craps his pants.

Episode 26 - November 9, 2012 [Regular Show Style Vol. 3]

 * Muscle Man manically laughs while Mordecai and Rigby are slipping and sliding on inline roller hockey skates in hockey gear and jersey.
 * Mordecai and Rigby fail at NHL (National Hockey Legion).
 * Mordecai and Rigby both cry as they get dumped.
 * Benson literally explodes.
 * Skips breaks his arm.
 * Pops had explosive diarrhea.

Episode 27 - November 16, 2012 [Thomas and Friends style]
Thomas the Tank Engine won because he destroyed Fatty and earned 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars and bought the world.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine runs over The Fat Controller.
 * Percy the Small Engine tries to kill Arthur.
 * Duck the Great Western Engine tries to do a sit-up.
 * The Fat Controller sunbathes in Lady Hatt's bikini.
 * Mario blows up the Magic Railroad.
 * Sonic blows up Shining Time Station and Stacy Jones dies.

Episode 28 - February 15, 2013

 * Mario was slaped by a trap.
 * Raiza was playing the Macintosh then Macintosh flies then hits him.
 * Mario trap Raiza by a rope full of ducks
 * Waluigi jumps off the world's tallest building, Burj Dubai
 * Mario was going to Peachs house but he got tripover and got poo all over his hat he got trap by Raiza
 * Luigi rides the plane then they crashed into Eureka Tower
 * Sgag falls down the stairs

Episode 29 - June 28, 2013 [Derpspicable Me 1 & 2]

 * Mr. Gru shakes his booty just like Wario did in the 1st episode of America's Stupidest Home Videos but the minions fired the Fart Guns at him.
 * Eduardo renames his name "Eduardon't".
 * Vector turns himself into a toilet.
 * Stuart also shook his booty but he met with the same fate Mr. Gru got.
 * The shrink ray malfunctions, shrinking Mr. Gru's whole house (including his lab and minions).
 * (ALTERNATIVE PAST) El Macho (actually Eduarudo) misses the volcano and lands in the sand.
 * Lucy Gru breaks her arm.

Episode 30 - August 2, 2013 [ America's Stupidest Home Movie ]
Link above.

Episode 31 - August 15, 2013 (The Back-to-School Special)
Lucas and Ness wins because all of the viewers laughed at Lucas and Ness screaming at Luigi's phone at class. They get 1,000,000,123,456,789,10,11,12 dollars and brought a New TV, A New TOYSET and a New Mario Coustume for Halloween. All of these cost 1.00.0012312.12`1`21`4234324 dollars.
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his back and head in class.
 * The Candy Kingdom's school explodes for no absolute reason.
 * The teacher in Evil Guy's college accidentally steps on a banana split.
 * Evil Guy makes the same mistake he did in the first back to school special.
 * Mario didn't eat today's school lunches.
 * Lucas screams at Luigi's phone in class. Ness does the same.
 * The Angry German Kid has to go back to school, BUT HE EXPLODED.

Episode 32 - August 22, 2013

 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * George W. Bush farts out the alphabet.
 * Mordecai rollerblades on a puddle and then trips with his head landing on a Tails Doll.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine breaks a roboticizer by running into it (thus killing the Mobian inside it).

Trivia

 * Mario fell out of his chair a lot and hurt his head.
 * There was a clip where Wario shook his booty, but since people got angry about that, they never showed it again but is seen again in the DVD of season 1.
 * Once, Big Bird appeared on the show, and that was too bad.
 * Stupid Luigi once made a cameo appearance, disguised to Luigi. Remember that clip where Luigi ate a sock? That was Stupid Luigi. He got arrested for ripping off the clip of Toadsworth eating ALOT of Luigi's dirty socks.
 * The producers forgot to air Episode Three, so they aired it after Episode Five, which confused many viewers. George W. Bush, who was a fan of the show (he even submitted some clips!) was angry, so he laid off half the production crew, making the show even worse.
 * Episode 17 marks the first appearance of Regular Show characters.
 * Episode 23 has ALOT of clips and made the show go back to its former glory before the production crew forgot to air episode 3.

Home media
Season 1, and Season 2 on DVD are avaiable on PhailTv's online shop, The dvd release for Season 3 is unknown.