Locked in the Bathroom for 17 Years

Locked in the Bathroom for 17 years is the 10th episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!. It took only five hours to make this, though the total time spent in the bathroom was 17⅞ years.

Plot
WARIO eats a couple of tons of beans and makes his biggest dream come true.

One second later
 * Wario *farts loud up to 260 decibels*- Oh man, that was a good one.
 * Bowser - No, it wasn't. Even Peach can do better.
 * Wario - You think so?.
 * Bowser - Of course! when I kidnapped her last time, she managed to escape using her gasses.
 * Waluigi - That's why Mario loves her. She isn't worth of a geeky freak like that.
 * Wario - so, what are you waiting for? go and kidnap her, now!
 * Waluigi - Don't look at me! Bowser is the specialist in it.
 * Wario - Excuse me for a second but I have to go to the toilet.
 * Bowser - After the Koomba Wars, there's only one left in the whole universe, so hurry!
 * Wario - Don't plan anything without me! See ya in a second!
 * Bowser - He's not back yet! What happened to him?
 * Waluigi - Let's check wut happened to him.
 * Dimentio - Why? He should mamage by himself in a bathroom. He's not a baby... I think...
 * Super Dimentio - Let's just phone him. Check if he's all right.
 * Ultra Dimentio - We're not gonna waste our money on that!

Waluigi shoots him with a banana


 * Bowser - So, we have one less loser to feed
 * Waluigi - Hurry! The episode is gonna finish in 17 years!
 * Wabowarigi - That's plenty of time! how about leaving Wario in bathroom for the rest of the episode?
 * Bowser - 'K. what we will do during those 17 years?
 * Shigeru Miyaymoto - Enjoying the freedom from a fat boss?
 * Waluigi - you dare calling Wario fat!

Waluigi uses his banana again


 * Baby George W. Bush - Let's play videogames for the rest of our lives!
 * Waluigi - Nah, they're boring.
 * Bowser - so wut we can do?

Bowser spent 17 years on deciding on what to do


 * Waluigi - Hurry up! we'll soon have to rescue Wario!
 * Bowser - who said about rescuing Wario? The show would be much better without him!
 * Wabowarigi - No, it can't! It's called Wario Bros. Wa-hah show!
 * Bowser - So, change the name of it!
 * Waluigi - But if we change the name, we won't be in this show anymore!
 * Bowser - Who votes for Bowser Bros. Wa-hah Show?

Silence


 * Waluigi - Our time for this episode is up! let's say cheerio to our audience... If we have any...

Moral

 * Never go to bathroom without cosulting an apprpriate audult