Betrayal AKA: The Death of Yoshi

Betrayal AKA: The Death of Yoshi is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
Yoshi tries to betray the New Mario Bros. and is killed in the process.

Script
Scene 1

Morning in New Mario's lab. New Mario and New Luigi have just entered the room.

NEW LUIGI: Phew! How are we still alive?

NEW MARIO: We obtained two extra lives sometime during our last fight with Evil Guy and his friends.

NEW LUIGI: Sweet! And I even kept my robotic upgrades!

NEW MARIO: Plus, I found us a new minion a while back. He's actually been living in the basement this whole time and...I kind of forgot about him. I didn't even give him any food...

NEW LUIGI: Well, he must be dead, then. What could possibly survive in our basement?!

Suddenly, high-pitched cries are heard from below.

NEW MARIO: That thing could.

NEW LUIGI: Let me see it!

The two descend a flight of stairs to the basement as the screen cuts to...

Scene 2

The dark, gloomy basement of New Mario's lab. Rats are scurrying across the floor, scrounging for food. Suddenly, a long tongue emerges from the shadows and slurps up one of the rats. It is revealed to be the tongue of a Yoshi, which is chained in the darkest shadows of the basement. It is visibly famished and emaciated.

YOSHI: Yoshiiiii...Yoshiiiiii...

New Mario and New Luigi enter the basement and New Mario whistles.

YOSHI: Yoshi yoshi?

NEW MARIO: There he is! Aww, isn't he an itty-bitty wittle cutie?

NEW LUIGI: Hey, I remember him! He helped us demolish Evil Guy's studio!

YOSHI: Hnnnrrrrrrgh...

NEW MARIO: Eh? I haven't heard him make that noise before!

Yoshi's cufflinks, which were already rusty, snap. Yoshi sticks out his tongue and snags New Mario with it.

NEW MARIO: Ahh! My little pet! Why have you betrayed me?!

NEW LUIGI: Oh God, oh God! What do I do?

Yoshi begins to drag New Mario towards his gaping maw.

NEW MARIO: Don't just stand there! Kill it!

NEW LUIGI: But--

NEW MARIO: KILL IT!!!

New Luigi runs up to Yoshi and punches him repeatedly. Yoshi begins to bleed and has obtained severe bruises.

NEW LUIGI: (crying) Ohh-ho-hohhhhhh...I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!

Yoshi squeals morbidly as one of his ribs audibly shatters. Tears stream down New Luigi's face.

NEW LUIGI: Oh, God, why? Whyyyyyy?!

Yoshi releases New Mario and falls to the floor, dead. The two plumbers stand next to each other, sweating and panting.

NEW MARIO: That was excessively gruesome. Let's go upstairs and forget this ever happened.

NEW LUIGI: Agreed.

Fade to black.

Moral

 * Sniff* The--the moral is...*sob* Oh, boohoo! Hang on, give me a minute...*sniff* Poor Yoshi!

Trivia
This episode was the only one to receive a rating of G for Graphic from the ESRB.