What happened to the Toilet Paper?

What happened to the Toilet Paper is the second episode of President S0NIC

Summary
The Toilet Paper goes missing and S0NIC doesn't rest until he finds it.

Transcript
* S0NIC is taking a dump on the President's solid gold toilet*

S0NIC: I'm done with my poopy, time to wipe! *Realises Toilet Paper is missing*

S0NIC: No! My ass!

* The butler then enters the room and S0NIC shits all over him*

S0NIC: Crap! My butler is dead! Could this day get any worse?

* An anvil then falls onto S0NIC*

S0NIC: Ouch! I gotta find my Toilet Paper before my ass shits everywhere!

* We then go through a pointless montage of S0NIC searching for the Toilet Paper.*

S0NIC: Wait! I think I've found it!

* S0NIC then picks up what turns out to be jizz*

S0NIC: What the hell was that doing there?

* S0NIC then sees Wario eating the Toilet Paper on top of Mount Shit*

S0NIC: Noooooooooo!

* Wario eats the Toilet Paper and shits on S0NIC*

S0NIC: F#CK YOU!

* S0NIC's ass goes out of control and starts shitting everywhere until the world turns into shit*

Earth: Oh Shit!