The X-Men Go To School

Plot
Wario and his slaves goes to school, and random stuff happens.

Script
Wario is sitting in his chair, and then feels a strange feeling...

Wario: Hmm. So 2 + 2 is Over 9000...and 3 + 3 is my butt...so that concludes my calculations.

Waluigi: Wario! We have been invited to a school! You wanna join?

Wario: Sure, just to prove my calculations are currect.

Cut to 1337 Elementary School...

(At Gym Class...)

Teacher of some sort: Ok class. Today we are going to do soccer.

(Soccer starts. Then, someone grabs the soccer ball on purpose.)

Teacher: HEY!!! YOU THERE!!! RED CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Oh dear. How many exclamation points are there?

Nim-nom: You mean how many !'s are there?

Wario: Shut up Nim-nom! You are not supposed to be here anyways!

(At Math Class...)

Another teacher that may or not be extremely familiar: Alright class. So we will be teaching ourselves how to do multiplication. So get your maths books.

Wario: Wait? Maths books?! (laughs)

Teacher: WARIO PLEASE STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Wow. He has a lot of exclamation points then the gym teacher!

Nim-nom: It's !'s, not exclamation points, Wario!

Wario: SHADDAP! (poops on face)

(At English Class which is their final visit in school for today...)

A teacher which has all elements of fire, water, earth, and more which he used to decipline students if they do bad things and I don't know why this is the longest character name ever: Ok class. Everyone will be passing out papers to write some words that some of you don't understand. You know what we use them for? To practice English. English English English. Why am I saying the word English so much? Ok, get started once you have the paper.

Wario gets his paper. Then, he looks at one word that he doesn't know about.

Wario raises his hand.

Teacher: Yes, Wario?

Wario: What does Fuc k mean?

Teacher: F YOU!!! (uses fire and turns wario on fire)

Wario; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE

(The rest of the day later...)

Wario: Well we had a wacky day in school didn't we?

Waluigi: Yeah.

Bowser: I agree.

Prof. E Gad: Yabba yabba yabba!

Homer: Buttlickin fu ck word.

(The english teacher burns Homer for mentioning the word from the English Class paper)

Homer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE

Wario: Can we end this episode now?

Waluigi; Yeah.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Wow! This is the longest list of exclamation points I ever seen!

Waluigi: Let's end this episode already!

The

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