Tax Thief

Tax Thief is a Battle Mode game in Mario Fart Wii. It consists of the player trying to catch the flying taxes, which are near impossible to get. To get in hold of the Taxes, first, the player must catch up to it (they travel at 217 mph), then make a very good speech consisting of raising taxes, and then capture it, while it has fallen asleep by the boringness of your speech. The fastest world record time of capturing the taxes in Mario Fart Wii is 23 hours 43 minutes 7 seconds, by Chuck Norris.