Iron Mayhem: Super Radical Fighting Style, All Right!

Iron Mayhem: Super Radical Fighting Style, All Right! is a fighting game for the Pii. It is super gory, with tons of bluud!!1 Story wise, think Soul Caliber, Twisted Metal, and Mortal Kombat had a baby. A really REALLY stupid baby. They characters use swords to vanquish their enemies as gruesomely as possible.

"Story"
420 billion years ago, God created man. 5 hours later, after a good drink (or 10), God created violence. Much later, in the year 1045, Ronald McDonald, a deeply Christian Crusader, was killed in battle. The God he followed was the wrong one, however, as the real god was Zeus. So Zeus sent Ronald to the Underworld, where Hades made Ronald his spaghetti cook. Then, 300 years later, Ronald fed Hades some poison spaghetti, and took control of the underworld. He called upon 15 people from around the globe, giving them the chance to win one wish if they can win a fighting competition (Twisted Metal, anyone?). At the end of the competition, your character must finish one final test