Dance with Banjo!

'''Dance with Banjo! '''is the first episode of the second season of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Script
SCENE 1

Wario is sitting on the couch.

Homer runs in.

HOMER: Wario, Wario, we've been invited to Banjo's Dude Ranch!

WARIO: Why would we go there?

HOMER: The script says so. Oh, and also, they invited us to Banjo's special DANCE party!

WARIO: UUUUUGH, fine. If the script says so...

SCENE 2

DONKEY KONG: What are we doing at this lame dude ranch?

WARIO: Just look around for Banjo, he'll tell us what's going on.

Wario sees Dry Bones.

DRY BONES: Huh?

WARIO: What are you doing here?

DRY BONES: Entering the Dance-Off so I can beat you guys DOWN!

WARIO: Bring it, sister.

DRY BONES: Okay, brother.

WARIO: Sure thing, cousin.

DRY BONES: You got it, uncle.

WALUIGI: Whatever... step... son.

Dry Bones and Wario stare at him.

WARIO: Please, Waluigi, the big people are talking.

SCENE 3

Everyone is gathered on the dance floor.

BANJO: Hiya, Wario!

WARIO: You didn't say Dry Bones was invited!

BANJO: He wasn't.

WARIO: But...

BANJO: What?

WARIO: Nothing.

BANJO: Anyways, you guys helped me that one time with Wabanjo and Wawabanjo and Wawawabanjo, so I thought I'd invite you for FREEEEE!

WARIO: When did all that happen?

BANJO: .......

WARIO: hm?

BANJO: ...... Never.

SCENE 4

Dry Bones and Wario are face to face on the dance floor.

DRY BONES: I warn you, I'm a great breakdancer.

WARIO: Is that like a pun?

DRY BONES: Huh?

WARIO: Because you... Dry Bones... break... go back together... nevermind.

The X-Men all huddle up.

WARIO: We need the best dancer on our team!

HOMER: It's my time to shine!

WARIO: What?

HOMER: Listen... just listen... I got dis. I GOT DIS.

Homer and Dry Bones are standing face to face on the dance floor.

DRY BONES: Bring it!

Homer starts doing some ballet twirling and spinnning.

BANJO: [sheds a tear] It's beautiful.

DRY BONES: My turn!

Dry Bones does some breakdance moves and begins spinning on his shell.

DRY BONES: Whoo!

HOMER: Hey, you can't keep doing the same thing over and over!

DRY BONES: Yes I can!

BANJO: All right STOP!

Everyone freezes.

BANJO: Time to see the winner...

Banjo points to Dry Bones, who smiles with joy.

BANJO: Dry Bones!

DRY BONES: Whooo!

HOMER: Aw, man.

WARIO: Well if you're gonna suck at dancing, at least you sucked the most.

BANJO: Let me finish! Dry Bones, YOU are the loser, because you kept doing the same move over and over, and now you're DISQUALIFIED!

DRY BONES: [kneels down to the ground and slowly looks up as he yells] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HOMER: Ha! Sucker! I may have been terrible but at least I wasn't DISQUALIFIED!

THE END

MORALS
Don't do the same dance move over and over again. You'll just get disqualified.