Duck Walk

" Press down, and i'll do the duck walk!" - Link

The duck walk is 4th on the List of ultimate dispicable evil things This move was created by Link when he tries to imitate a duck but it ended up in sending his career and his underwhere up in flames.

The Bad People
Eventually Link sold it to the Bad People for cheese and some chicken nuggets made from polestyrine which were later used in a suicide attempt. When King Dedede was recruited into the Bad People(1957-1980) he was given the right to use it when his name was yelled by the Goblet of Flan. In 1975 he used the renamed "Big Gay Dance" was used to destroy Planet Korn and this disgusted him because his favorate popcicle stand was there so he quit.

The quest
After King Dedede sold the renamed " penguin walk " Michael Jackson bought it and started the game The Quest For The Ultimate Dance aka dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance Jig remix where players had too fight various uninportant and random stages to get to the book of dance. Donkey Kong wins 99.99% of the time. About 10 minutes after the quest ended, Shiguru Miyatamo stole the book and put it in the Cauldron Of Evil to protect it from being used as Dr Eggman's toilet paper and being lost forever.