George and the Bean Stalk

George and the Bean Stalk is the first Episode of George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures.

Plot
The Episode shows George W. Bush as a kid, but with an already old face, licking a Lemming flavored Lolipop in the street. Mario comes and steals it, then turns into an octopus and flies away. George starts crying, when Popple throws a seed into his mouth, he then gets thirsty and drinks a Fertilizer for some reason.

A giant Beanstalk grows forward out of his stomach, George climbs forward into the next street, where he finds Dora the Explorer torturing Boots. The Beanstalk turns into a sword, and George uses it to stab Dora in the eye. Boots is thanking him when he confuses his tail with a banana and eats it, George then becomes green.

Boots is screaming from the agony, Bush then turns Periwinkle, and finally, back to his normal state. Boots then dies from blood loss, as the bean stalk becomes a fist and punches George in the Face. Mariozilla then comes and turns George into ashes with it's Plumber beam.

Morals

 * Never Drink a fertilizer after swallowing a seed
 * Do not confuse Monkey's tails.
 * Be scared of Mario's many forms.

Trivia

 * This was the first episode of George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures
 * Mariozilla is first seen here.
 * Boots' brother later sued the company for killing his brother, however, he got shot by the company's sniper.