Your Grandma

Your Grandma is a kindly old figure who enjoys reminiscing of times when "She was your age...". She has 3 feet deep wrinkles and is a member of the W.E.I.R.D.A.L.F.A.N.C.L.U.B. (Wanna eat in restaurants down a land fill at nine o'clock late until breakfast) organization. She also likes your chubby cheeks and often remarks at "How tall you've gotten...". These are all ploys to lead you to believe she's harmless, but she is in fact an evil biscuit warrior from the planet Ninjatsu controlled by New Mario.

Birth
Your Grandma was created in A.D 23, not long after Mario was rehired by Nintendo, taking over from New Mario. This led New Mario to conquer the planet of Ninjatsu in the Pumpkin Galaxy, then created an army of evil biscuits to destroy Nintendo, your grandma was one of these biscuits. When the plan failed Your Grandma and the other biscuits fled to earth and brainwashed your parents into thinking she was one/both (don't do it yourself kids *wink, wink*) of your parent's parents, or in some cases parent's parent's parent. Be wary kids she could attack at any moment.

Likes

 * The Jerry Springer Show.
 * Your chubby cheeks.
 * When she was your age.
 * Knitting.
 * Snoozing.
 * Bacon.
 * Evil.