Episode 1 - Beating a Dead Pony With a Stick

Inspiration
MLP FiM S1 Ep9, Ep10, Ep13, Ep15, Ep8,

Transcript
I like to tell you a little story, I have a television that has some crazy stuff that I see all the time. But I decided to not break my tv and do notes of the videos on my tv and he's one of them

It begins with a tv in a room and then begins to turn on and was a my little pony episode but it was raining and was a black n white screen then some thing went by and I didn't see it but saw Mario and Luigi pass by then went into a spooky woods and a flower grabbed her. The TV flashed will a brain,skull,bones,and a graveyard. After that the into began but lagged turn some guy went threw a window then pinkie pie said to go inside the shop then flashes Phillips,a spongebob character,ponies,the king from zelda cdi,and Mario from his movie. Then the screen went black and a pony flashed the screen, then the episode continues and flutter shy shoots a zebra then and goes to a restaurant and starts shooting then a screen shows saying dawn of the first day -72 hours remain- .Then twilight sparkle says she is pregnant and flutter shy helps her out and gets the baby free then says crisis aborted! When twilight sparkle goes home spike holds the holy bible but she says no then apple jack goes to a liquor cocktail shop and gets a gun saying to robe the store and goes inside a plane and has money in a bad but suddenly crashes into the city and while the credits role which just repeats 3 times and then a benson from regular show gets a mysterious call and wonders who it is but doesn't know who it is and then he's head crashes into the plane which resulted the crash of the plane but then the episode doesn't really end becuase it shows a guy about to shoot their friends but misses and shoots thomas the tank engine