Funeral For a Waluigi

Funeral For a Waluigi is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Wario is at the house, on his laptop the government gave him.

WARIO: With this, I can hack any computer system in the world!

DONKEY KONG: Really?

WARIO: Yeah!

Bowser walks in.

BOWSER: Waluigi still dead?

WARIO: Yes.

DONKEY KONG: How did he die?

WARIO: Government agents shot him. Long story. Happened an episode or two ago.

DONKEY KONG: What?

WARIO: Never mind.

Homer Simpson runs into the room.

HOMER: Guys! I just thought of something! How we could bring back Waluigi!

BOWSER: What?

HOMER: Just say "I believe in Waluigi!"

BOWSER: Okay... I BELIEVE IN WALUIGI.

WARIO: I believe in Waluigi I guess...

DONKEY KONG: I believe in Waluigi.

DRY BONES: I believe in Waluigi!

MARIO: I believe in Waluigi!

FAT MARIO: I believe in Waluigi!

TOAD: I believe in Waluigi!

PRINCESS PEACH: I believe in Waluigi!

LINK: I believe in--- wait, I don't talk... HYUH!

ZELDA: I believe in Waluigi!

SAMUS: I believe in Waluigi!

KIRBY: I believe in Waluigi!

EVERYONE: WE BELIEVE IN WALUIGI!

Suddenly, in a blinding flash of light, Waluigi appears in the room.

HOMER: We... we did it...

BOWSER: Waluigi... is it you?

There is a moment of silence.

WALUIGI: Yeah.

THE END.

Moral
Believe in Waluigi.