Nedzer



Nedzer, Bowser's cousin, is the star of the massively popular shame, Send That Fax. As the CEO of Nedzer Enterpirses (which was later bought by Bill Gates), his job is to send said office document to the Mushroom Kingdom before the evil Mario can infiltrate it and eat it with a side of Toad as part of a nutritious breakfast. Nedzetr is the hero of this game, but his only powers involve lecturing people until they fall asleep. His game sold 200,000,000 copies before Nintendon't sued the game's manufacturer for being better than them.