I Just Wanna Be Liked

I Just Wanna Be Liked is the pilot episode of Waluigi's Quest.

Script
Waluigi is sitting on the couch watching TV. Wario enters.

WARIO: Hey, bro.

WALUIGI: Mm. Wario, I have a question for you.

WARIO: Yeah?

WALUIGI: Are you the only one who likes me?

WARIO: No.

WALUIGI: Good.

WARIO: Even I don't like you.

WALUIGI: Drats.

Intro

Waluigi is sitting on a street corner thinking.

WALUIGI: How can I get people to like me? I hate my life. I don't have any friends. I need to make a better image for myself.

RANDOM KID ON PAPER ROUTE: Good luck, Eggplant Face!

WALUIGI: *Sighs* Even paper boys don't like me.

RANDOM GUY WITH TOUPEE: Hi! Do you wanna be liked?

WALUIGI: Yes....

RGWT: Well, too bad, because everybody hates you. Darn, I'm late for hosting Wheel of Fourtune.

WALUIGI: *Sighs* Wait. Maybe I can... yes... that's a wonderful idea. *Evil smile* D'oh! Nice smile, nice smile. *Smiles, showing all 9,001 of his teeth*

We switch scenes to RadioHut (We do ripoffs of RadioShack!) where Waluigi is buying a megaphone.

CLERK: I hate you so you can't buy this.

WALUIGI: Ahem. Clerks' Code of Conduct, Section IV, Article 12: We will never deny a customer even the most ridiculous request.

CLERK: Crud.

We switch scenes again to a crowded park, where Waluigi is giving a speech.

WALUIGI: Hello. I'm Waluigi.

CROWD: BOO!

WALUIGI: Sure, you hate me, but I'm not really a bad guy. I'm just trying to lead a normal life. But unfourtunately, people won't stop and listen to me. I just wanna be liked. That's all.

PAPER ROUTE KID: He's right!

WALUIGI (Thinking): Man, if I can turn the paper route kid, I can turn them all.

We once again switch scenes to Wario's house. Waluigi walks in.

WARIO: Hey, bro. How was your day?

WALUIGI: Productive.

WARIO: Oh, and the paper boy called. He wants his hate back.

WALUIGI: *Smiles* Good riddance.