Nesigi

Nesigi is a genetic experiment gone RIGHT. It happened when Dr. Eggman was trying to create a better sugar snack to make himself even more obese, but instead created something weaker, faster, and worse than Lucario, which immediately broke free and cloned himself multiple times in the wilds of the Isle of Stupidity, where Eggman built his laboratory. After breaking free, Lucario joined in with all the freaks who think they are Pokemon, although he was not REALLY a freak. Since Nesigi was made by Dr. Eggman, he is part jackal, part robot, and has some of Bruce Lee's DNA.

Personal Life
Nesigi usually kept to himself, until he found living creatures, which he then stalked so that he could have them for DINNER. Some creatures were too powerful to eat, so he become their ally instead.

Lucario Meets Mario
One day when Nesigi was devouring his latest victim, Mario confronted him. Luigi said, "Oh! Thats-a my favorite thing-y to snack on too!" Nesigi just looked at him with his mouth stuffed with blood and meat, then followed him. luigi took Nesigi into an alley, where they met up with Waluigi and drove to Rio, then ate many shrooms and made the smash-hit music video, Luigi Waluigi Nesigi.

Trivia

 * Nesigi once bit off Wario's left hand, which he had to then get it replaced by a pickle.
 * Nesigi is able to see Wario's butt from miles away, as can anyone else.
 * His eyes are red only because he spilled spaghetti sauce in them.
 * He has expert training in the ancient and powerful martial art, Chuck-Fon-Deu.
 * Nesigi appears as a the main (deuter-antagonist?) in the shame, Lucario's Feet Worship.
 * He is secretly a member of The Furries.

Mario Tag Stats

 * Strength: 4.2/5


 * Speed: 4.5/5


 * Jump: 3.8/5


 * Special ability: 3.5/5