TEAPOT

TEAPOT, or Toad Eating Act Preventing Overcooked Toads, is an act by George W. Bush to prevent TV star Toad eating. Bush was watching his favorite TV Show, Toad Meets World, when he realized the show was being cancelled because people thought Toads tasted good. The show was cancelled for the saftey of the Toads. Bush was outraged. He decided to launch TEAPOT to get Toad Meets World back on. TEAPOT clamed that if a Toad was a TV star, then the Toad cannot be eaten.

Who Listened
No on really cared but Toad Meets World did come back on the air as Toad Meets World Again. So at least George W. Bush was happy.