Malleo and Weegee-Attack of the Weegee Clones

Attack of the Weegee Clones is the fourth episode of Malleo and Weegee.

Script
Weegee is walking in the park when a person comes up.

WEEGEE: ...

GUY: Um...

WEEGEE: ..........................

GUY: Er... gulp.

WEEGEE: ...................................................................

GUY: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The guy is turned into a Weegee clone.

WEEGEE: Whoops. Instinct. Ah, well.

The clone runs off.

WEEGEE: Good riddance.

Weegee returns home, only to find that he is cornered by clones.

WEEGEE: Whoa!

MALLEO: Little help?

Weegee launches into a series of supernatural moves that would put Goku to shame. When he is done, the clones lay dead on the floor.

WEEGEE: Maybe I shouldn't have stared at that random guy.

MALLEO: You think??

WEEGEE: We must stop my clones!

Weegee and Malleo each take out the big guns--literally.

Weegee - Class 5 double-barreled tri-cooled laser-sight AK-47.

Malleo - Class 16 grenade launcher with laser scope and triple barrels.

MALLEO: Let's go pwn some clones.

Soon...

Malleo and Weegee are in the park, fighting off a Weegee clone.

BLASTBLASTBLASTBLASTBLASTBLAST

WEEGEE: Owned, fool.

??????: SCREAMMMMMM!!!!!!

MALLEO: Someone's in trouble!

Mallow is running away from a clone.

WHOOSHBOOMWHOOSHBOOMWHOOSHBOOM

MALLEO: I love grenades.

MALLOW: Thanks. AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

A blast of red light comes from behind M&W. It hits Mallow.

Instant Weegee clone.

MALLEO: No! They got Mallow!

WEEGEE: You were too soft with him anyways. Turn around, idiot.

BLABLAMBLAMBLAM

Malleo uses a pistol, instead of a grenade because they're to close to the target, to shoot the hell out of a clone that was sneaking up on them.

WEEGEE: Nice one.

MALLEO: Thanks.

Suddenly, they are surrounded by clones.

WEEGEE: What have I done?!

MALLEO: Whatever it was, I'm sure it was stupid. C'mon, let's blast some clones.

They start blasting, but the clones keep moving in, until...

They wake up.

MALLEO: Okay, no more beer after 8:00.

WEEGEE: Yeah. Never again. No beer for us.

The end.