Ludwig the Betrayer

Ludwig the Betrayer is Season 1 Episode 5 of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! (REMAKE).

PLOT
Ludwig von Koopa betrays the X-Men using the information he has gotten and their weapons.

CHARACTERS

 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Bowser
 * Donkey Kong
 * Homer Simpson
 * New Mario
 * New New Mario
 * Ganon
 * Barack Obama
 * Daisy (Deidara, Fawful)
 * Oiram
 * Bob The Builder
 * Dr. Eggman
 * Ludwig von Koopa
 * Weegee
 * Dry Bones
 * Some Tiny Moron that Nobody Cares About
 * George W. Bush
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Wawario
 * Cario

Scene 1
In the morning after, the X-Men were in the living room eating breakfast. LUDWIG VON KOOPA isn't there, though.

WARIO: So guys, do you like the Garlic Cheese I made?

WEEGEE: Meh. Spaghetti is better.

WARIO: That's just because you are some kind of clone of LUIGI.

NEW MARIO: I like Spaghetti as well, but your Garlic Cheese is good as well!

NEW NEW MARIO: I agree with New Mario.

DAISY: I am personally surprised. For someone who is a fat fuck, you can cook real good!

WARIO: Uh, thanks, I guess?

BOWSER: Where the hell is Ludwig?

WARIO: Well, now that you said it, where is he? He should be here, eating breakfast with us.

DAISY: I think he is about to betray us and attack us.

WARIO: Nah, I think you are being too paranoid about him as always. He wouldn't do that! Besides, Bowser is here!

DAISY: Think about it! Why are all of our weapons missing except for the Blue Darksaber?

WALUIGI: Wait, almost all of our weapons are missing?

DAISY: Yes! Check on them! Almost all of them should be missing!

WARIO: ...I think you're lying.

DAISY: No I'm not! Just check on them! All of them should not be there except for the Blue Darksaber!

WARIO: Are you suggesting that Ludwig stole them?

DAISY: Yes, obviously!

GANON: That doesn't make any sense. Why would Ludwig steal them if he is part of the X-Men?

DAISY: Because he is a spy for the Koopa Mafia! And the only reason he didn't take the Blue Darksaber is because he would be killed if he got it!

DONKEY KONG: Daisy, I think you have officially gone nuts. Ludwig would never steal them and betray us! Besides, Bowser is with us and he is Ludwig's dad after all!

DAISY: Ugh, can you just check on your weapons?

WARIO: Come on guys, let's eat somewhere else. Daisy is acting crazy lately.

All of the X-Men except for DAISY goes to the kitchen to eat.

DAISY: (Damn it. I thought the X-Men would be smarter than this. I guess this is really just some stupid group after all. You know what? I'm gonna leave soon. Yeah! Fuck those guys! I think I'm gonna leave right now, actually!)

DAISY is about to head for the door. Suddenly, LUDWIG VON KOOPA comes in the house with the weapons, ready to attack.

Scene 2
DAISY: You...

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Yes, it is I, the great and intelligent Ludwig von Koopa! I was a spy for the Koopa Mafia all this time!

DAISY: I already knew that. I will destroy you for stealing our weapons!

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Wait, you already knew? It seems like you are one of the more intelligent members here. But enough about that. Let's fight!

LUDWIG VON KOOPA and DAISY engages in a fight. They appear to be equally matched, rendering this an indecisive battle. Suddenly, DAISY turns into FAWFUL.

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: What the?! I thought FAWFUL died!

FAWFUL: Not really! I still have this disguise, so Fawful can return anytime! Hahahahaha!

The battle continues. It seems like FAWFUL has a better chance of winning this fight, but LUDWIG VON KOOPA is still carrying on nonetheless.

FAWFUL: Ugh, you know what? It's Deidara time!

DAISY takes her FAWFUL costume off and turns into DEIDARA.

DEIDARA: Fun fact: I killed New New Mario with this form!

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: (God damn it, not Deidara! I might not win this battle after all...)

With no regard to WARIO's property, DEIDARA keeps using Katsu on LUDWIG VON KOOPA. As a result, most of WARIO's house is destroyed. The X-Men then comes out of the kitchen and stares in awe at the destruction.

WARIO: ...WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!

DEIDARA then uses Katsu on the X-Men.

DEIDARA: That's what you guys get for being so retarded!

Both the X-Men and LUDWIG VON KOOPA is now severely injured. DEIDARA is about to finish LUDWIG VON KOOPA off.

DEIDARA: Any last words?

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Heh, heh... That's sad, really.

DEIDARA: Wait, sad? What the hell are you talking about?

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: You could have been a great addition to the Koopa Mafia. I mean, you are almost as intelligent as me and smarter than the other X-Men! You already knew that I was a spy! You severely injured all of the X-Men in just one explosion just now! And you have power so great that even I couldn't comprehend it! And that's saying something!

DEIDARA: ...

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: But that's probably never gonna happen. You'll probably just kill me, and go after the Koopa Mafia. MARIO might have a chance because he knows Katsu, but I'm not sure about the others...

DEIDARA: ...You know what? You're right.

DAISY takes off her DEIDARA costume.

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Wait...really?

DAISY: Yes. You're right. The X-Men is just some stupid group full of dumbasses and gullible people compared to the Koopa Mafia. I mean, why did I join that group in the first place? Is it because I'm evil and the Koopa Mafia are good? Maybe I am better off with the Koopa Mafia after all...

WARIO: No! Daisy! Don't do this!

DAISY: Shut up, you fat fuck! Your group sucks!

WARIO: HOW DARE YOU!

WARIO tries to run and attack DAISY, but he collapses due to having no energy.

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: So, are you joining us or not?

DAISY: ...Yes! I will join!

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Excellent! Would you mind carrying me to the Koopa Mafia base? I can't really walk.

DAISY: Sure.

LUDWIG VON KOOPA and DAISY goes to the Koopa Mafia base.

Scene 3
At DRY BONES's office, the members of the Koopa Mafia are having a meeting about what happened in the mission. LUDWIG VON KOOPA had just finished explaining what happened.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: So, this is basically a victory for us?

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Correct! Daisy is our new member, and WARIO's house is in shambles!

DRY BONES: This has to be the most interesting victory we had ever gotten. I love it! This is a huge improvement from that swords fiasco! Do you still have the swords?

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Of course! I got them all in my bag.

DAISY: Oh, I almost forgot. Ludwig, I would like to have my Evil Sword back.

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Oh, right! Here you go!

LUGWIG VON KOOPA gives DAISY the Evil Sword.

DAISY: Thanks!

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: You're welcome!

DRY BONES: Daisy, for being so powerful, I am now promoting you to fourth in command!

DAISY: Thanks for that as well!

MARIO: I'm glad that the X-Men have no chance anymore. I hate Wario!

LUIGI: Me too, Mario.

WAWARIO: Me three! I'm the opposite of him!

GEORGE W. BUSH: You know, I'm kinda surprised that Daisy is in our group. She is evil, after all.

DAISY: Yeah, but the X-Men is a retarded group. I didn't want to be associated with that group again. Koopa Mafia all the way!

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: So, what should we do now?

DRY BONES: Let's wait until they attack us. Besides,we haven't had a break in 2 years.

Meanwhile at the ruins of WARIO's house, WARIO is calling for the construction team to fix their house.

WARIO: So, our house has been mostly destroyed. I would like for you to rebuild it, stat!

CONSTRUCTION WORKER: Uh, sure. It's gonna cost $9,000.

WARIO: $9,000?!

CONSTRUCTION WORKER: Yup.

WARIO hangs up in disgust.

WALUIGI: So, what are we supposed to do now?

WARIO: I don't know...

NEW MARIO: I do have a house of my own. I think it's 5 miles away from here, though. Wario's car got destroyed during the battle, so we will have to walk there.

WARIO: Well, I guess we have no choice, peeps. Let's go.

HOMER SIMPSON: Ugh, I hate walking! I'd rather sit on a couch!

WARIO: Well, we will have to do it. Come on. Let's go.

The screen fades to black. White text appears on the screen.

TEXT: To be continued...

TRIVIA

 * This episode is Part 2 of Ludwig the X-Man, obviously.
 * This episode is also not a remake.
 * Critics called this one of their favorite episodes ever.