Finally! No More Mission!

Characters

 * Bowser
 * Bowser Jr.
 * Mario
 * Mystery character

Scene 1
Bowser is in Bowser Jr.'s room, yelling at him.

BOWSER: I can't believe you created an evil monster to kill me!

BOWSER JR.: But it's not my fault! Some guy in a walkie-talkie made me do it!

BOWSER: Yeah, right. A likely story.

BOWSER JR.: No, really! The walkie-talkie is in the UFO right now!

BOWSER: Well, that monster-guy took the UFO, so there isn't any proof right now. For the time being, you'll just have to stay in your room.

BOWSER JR.: Fine...

Scene 2
Cut to Mario's Pad, where Mario sitting on his couch and talking to a mysterious individual offscreen.

MARIO: Well, our mission sure worked out well, didn't it?

???: Yes, it did. Just like I promised, Wawabowser will be your ultimate servant, and your greatest chance of taking out Bowser.

MARIO: Excellent. By the way, have you seen Luigi?

???: Not since you sent him to scare Bowser Jr. into trusting you. I gotta say, that was pretty clever.

MARIO: Well, that doesn't matter now, since Bowser Jr. overheard part of our plan.

???: Who cares? He's just a little kid. He can't do anything to us, can he?

MARIO: Not unless he tells Bowser...

???: Wasn't Wawabowser just taking Bowser out?

MARIO: Look outside.

Wawabowser lands outside in his UFO and limps to the door.

MARIO: Wawabowser, what the heck are you doing here? Shouldn't you be fighting Bowser?

WAWABOWSER: I tried, but he cheated.

MARIO: What? How?

WAWABOWSER: He used explosives. I had to execute a strategic retreat.

MARIO: And Bowser Jr.?

WAWABOWSER: He's been grounded. I doubt he'll be a threat.

MARIO: Good, good. Come in. We have much to discuss.

The End

Trivia
Mario's Pad also appeared in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Shmaga and Mario & Luigi: Teh 4w3s0m3 Adventure.