Wawario

Wawario is kinda like Wario, but he has a "wa" in front of his name. Since having a "wa" in front of your name makes you evil (like Luigi and Waluigi, Wawario is an evil form of Wario, therefore, Wawario is a hater. However, since Wario is evil, and Wawario is an evil form of Wario, Wawario is really an evil form of an evil person, which means that Wawario is really a good form of Wario.  But, considering the "wa" in front of his name, he must be evil, making him evil evil Wario.  But, you must consider this equation . ..

Evil + Evil = 2 Evil

So, since Wawario is two evils, and one evil cancels another evil, then Wawario must be good. So. ..

Good = Evil + Evil = Evil - Evil

As you can see, this equation makes no sense, unless you take the ham and divide it by the turkey. Then, you get. ..

Wawario = Gender-confused hater Wario filler character

As we've learned from this lesson, math is stupid and confusing. So, just ignore trying to make sense of Wawario's status, and treat him as what he is. Whatever he is.