Gum

Gum is very chewable and fun. When you chew it your strength, love level, and urine level boosted. You also get more speed and jump power, but nobody cares. You can also blow a bubble to float around.

Appearance
Gum is usually pink, but it also comes in many different colors like red, blue, yellow, purple, and every possible color under the sun. Each color tastes different but they do the same things as pink gum. Every color has a dumb name that goes with it.

Dangers of Gum
If you swallow Gum your head will spin around for 5 seconds and might fall off. It can be easily be repaired, however.