New Mario's Challenge

Summary
New Mario issues a challenge to Evil Guy and his minions, telling them that they must beat the Cupcake King and Luigi in a rap battle. This is a ruse to stall Evil Guy and co. to give New Mario enough time to build a mysterious machine.

Script
Scene 1

EVIL GUY and his minions are sitting around in Evil Guy Tower, eating cheese, when they see LUIGI and the CUPCAKE KING approaching from afar. Above them is a TV sceen attached to a loudly whirring propellor. NEW MARIO's face is on the screen.

NEW MARIO: (via TV screen): Attention, cheese lovers (not to be confused with the official organization of Cheese Lovers)! I have resurrected the Cupcake King and have brought him here, along with Luigi, to challenge you to a rap battle!

EVIL GUY: OK, can any of you rap kinda well?

FERNANDO: On it.

NEW MARIO: Select your two champions, EVIL GUY! Bring them out here, now!

EVIL GUY: Anybody else?

Silence.

EVIL GUY: Fine, I'll go out there myself.

EVIL GUY and FERNANDO stand in front of Evil Guy tower, facing the CUPCAKE KING and LUIGI, respectively.

Scene 2

Same setting as last scene. The TV screen is still oscillating above our heroes, but NEW MARIO is no longer visible on it. Instead, it is emitting clanking sounds. The rap battle begins.

EVIL GUY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdSoE2sFFt8 ...Ha! Not bad, huh?

CUPCAKE KING: *Sigh* This art form is beneath my regal nature.

LUIGI: Just go, you ninnymuffin.

CUPCAKE KING: Fine, then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOFjxTxCR58 How's that?

LUIGI: You're pathetic. It's my turn.

EVIL GUY: Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute. Isn't Fernando supposed to go now?

FERNANDO: No, no. I want to save mine for last.

EVIL GUY: Well, OK then, but I really hope you know what you're doing.

LUIGI: Enough babbling! It's my turn! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IsQyOt3Qrs&feature=fvwrel

EVIL GUY: Hmph. Looks like you're...*ahem*...stepping up your game. FERNANDO, take it away.

FERNANDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA

Everyone is aghast. Luigi faints and the Cupcake King teleports away in a whirl of cupcake frosting.

EVIL GUY (looking up at the hovering screen): Yeah, I kinda think we won. What are you gonna do about it?

NEW MARIO: Ha ha! This entire rap battle was only a diversion! You have given me enough time to build a cupcake machine to destroy you all!

Fade to black.

To be continued...