List of Dinner Blasters

The Dinner Blaster has many variations. The majority of them are in this list.

Original Dinner Blaster (CR-13)
Original Dinner Blaster, known by military men as CR-13 Dinner Blaster, is the first model of Dinner Blaster ever. Many think that it's also the best one. It can shoot burgers at high speed (about 4 burgers per second).

The first time the King used to kill Link after he threw a brick at the King's face. A burger flew into Link's mouth and he became morbidly obese. He starts to work out while the King tries to kill Princess Zelda. After a few minutes, Link is fit once more, but he gets slammed in the face by another cheeseburger. This gives the king a chance to destroy the world! His machine suddenly self-destructs, however. Squadala Man arrives to save Link and the king chases them in his space ship. Luigi, randomly in the sky hungry for spaghetti, foils this last attack by flying into the ship. The King and Luigi fall to the ground while Squadala Man and Link escape without a scratch.

Dinner Blaster 2 (CH)
Dinner Blaster 2 is the more powerful version of Dinner Blaster. It shoots more powerful burgers than original. It's known by military men as CH Dinner Blaster.

King used it to defend the castle from the evil Dr. Robotnik.

Super Dinner Blaster (SG)
Super Dinner Blaster is the most powerful model of Dinner Blaster. It has two fire modes: Dinner Blaster-like one and machine gun-like.

It was used against Mario and Luigi who wanted to take over the castle to kill Bowser hiding there. They defeated King, but thanks to Dead Ringer, he could escape.

Flaming Dinner Blaster (F7-14-AG-62-A6)
As all awesome things have a "flaming" version, there is a dinner blaster that is lit on fire. It was created when the King got bored with his "normal" dinner blasters, and he lit a CR-13 on FIRE. The King can not use it, because it burns her little nail-polished hands.

It was not used by the King, as she is too much of a wimp to hold fire. This is why Santa Claus won the kingdom, only to pick up the F7-14-AG-62-A6, burn his hands, and give up.

FM-ian Dinner Blaster (FM0)
The FM-ian Dinner Blaster is a dinner blaster that shoots andromeda burgers. It was created after Crown Thunder held a gun to the king's head. King used it to kill Cancer Bubble. But Cancer Bubble snatched it and King snatched it back and defeated Cancer Bubble but thanks to FM vanish, he escaped.