Super Duper Thingie

The Super Duper Thingie is a powerful enemy found only in the shame Mario & Luigi: Teh 4w3s0m3 Adventure. No one knows quite what the Super Duper Thingie is, but some suggest that it may very well be a Super Duper Thingie.

Background
According to an NPC in N00bzville, the hideous Super Duper Thingies are a result of mutated morons, magic, and two pounds of sesame seeds, but hold the pickle. They all apparently originated in Cowser's Ceep, where a stronger version of them (known as the RLY Super Duper Thingie) can be found. (These were apparently created by magical discharge on Cowser [[Coopas.)

Physical Appearance
Suepr Duper Thingies are odd creatures indeed. Each Super Duper Thingie consists of a large, red shell resembling that of a Koopa ending in two Goomba-like heads wearing different hats which give them special abilities in battle (these are elaborated on below). Super Duper Thingies move around on two pairs of wheels; the last pair is actually a Chain Chomp-like foe that can bite Mario or Luigi. Finally, and perhaps most notably, Super Duper Thingies have large, crustacean-reminiscent chelea which they crush opponents with.

Battle Strategies
It is strongly recommended that players stock up on Cheese to keep their HP high before entering battle with a Super Duper Thingie, and some have found Super Duper Thingie combat easier if they carry a few Chili Dogs with them, too. Super Duper Thingies are very strategic enemies found on Teh Pathz0r, and they usually initiate battle with nothing but mere picks with their claws. After they lose ten HP, though, they begin attacking with their Chomp-like hind wheels, which can kill a Mario Bro. instantly if not guarded against correctly. After forty HP is lost, Super Duper Thingies produce a Waffle and proceed to revive fifteen HP with the helpful, enemy-exclusive item. Although they go berserk on this last stretch of health (beginning to throw their massive bodies at Mario and Luigi and use their hats to preform mostly useless commands like summon a dancing lampshade to scare away background objects), they are easily defeated with a few Jumps.