300

300 is a film, created in 9001 B.C., by the shmlurfs. The plot revolves around "King Leonidas" (Gary Brolsma) and his quest to teach all third graders the location of Sparta. Sparta since then has received three sequels, 301, 302, and 304, as well as two prequels, 299, and 299 and a half. It, since then, has gotten over $9000 dollars at the BO, as well as fourteen pizzas.

Plot (Just kidding)
Dilios, a Spartan soldier, narrates-8N3P84P7PCN89RCMP9T34CTNWKT4IWT---THIS SECTION HAS BEEN EATEN BY GOOMBAS CUZ IT'S LONG AND OR BORING. - army, beginning the battle of Plataea.

Trivia
In one scene, Leonidas is seen in the background ripping off his own face, to reveal that he is Rowley, shocking and killing two soldiers.

The zombie kids work at McDonalds in this movie, in fact, they don't even appear.

Cast
King Leonidas (Rowley Jefferson): Gary Brolsma

The guy who gets kicked: Wario

The hole in which the guy who got kicked fell into: I'm not even saying his- IT'S name.

Dilios, or something: Evil Guy

Fregley: Bowser

The zombie kids: Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black.