Mario Kart: Negative numbers Dash -!!!!!

Mario Kart: Negative numbers Dash -!!!!! was made by Nintendon't in 2011. It was new, and it is on the -1DS. Since the karts are supposed to contain a negative number of characters, no one except Luigi, Waluigi, Kamek, and a Thwomp named n00b can ride it.

Modes
Grand Prix Mode

Time Trials Mode

Killing Mode (Cannot kill Luigi, Kamek and Wayoshi)

Vs. Mode.

Star Cup
Chairman Mao Circuit

Osama Bin Laden Circuit

Joseph Stalin Circuit

Adolf Hitler Circuit

Red Star Cup
Your Mom Circuit

Justin Beiber Circuit

George W. Bush Circuit

The Twilight Saga Triology Circuit

Rainbow Star Cup
Waluigi Circuit

Luigi in a dress! Circuit

Dark Princess Luigi Circuit

n00b Circuit

Special Cup
Luigi Circuit

Kamek Circuit

Rainbow Road

Wayoshi's Circuit

Unlocked for you
Luigi:
 * Speed: 50mph
 * Accelleration: 51mph
 * Drift: 3/5
 * Weight: 50kg
 * Type: Basic

Waluigi:
 * Speed: Epic fail -1mph
 * Acceleration: what a fail 0
 * Drift: like a n006 -0.999.../5
 * Weight: 10000000 metric tons (because he's pregnent)
 * Type: Phail

Kamek:
 * Speed: 100mph
 * Acceleration: 105mph
 * Drift: 2/5
 * Weight: 49.999... kg
 * Type: Speed

n00b:
 * Speed: 10mph
 * Acceleration: 10mph
 * Drift: 1/5
 * Weight: 1000kg
 * Type: Heavy

George W. Bush:
 * Speed: 0.2mph
 * Acceleration: 0.1mph
 * Drift: none because he can't ride a kart
 * Weight: 100kg
 * Type: Phail

Unlockable
Adolf Hitler:
 * Speed: 6mph
 * Acceleration: 7mph
 * Weight: Check here for weight
 * Type: Dictator
 * How to unlock: Defeat Kamek in Rainbow Road

Justin Beiber:
 * Speed: 0.1mph
 * Acceleration: 0.1mph
 * Weight: 101kg
 * Type: Phail
 * How to unlock: Defeat George W. Bush in George W. Bush Circuit with George W. Bush

Osama Bin Laden:
 * Speed: 4mph
 * Acceleration: 4.5mph
 * Weight: Check here for weight
 * Type: Terroist
 * How to unlock: Defeat Kamek at Kamek Circuit

Joseph Stalin:
 * Speed: 5mph
 * Acceleration: 5.8mph
 * Weight: I don't know yet
 * Type: Communist
 * How to unlock: Defeat Kamek at Luigi Circuit

Your Mom:
 * Speed: 0.3mph
 * Acceleration: 0.1mph
 * Weight: 150mph
 * Type: Phail
 * How to unlock: Well, she's a fail, so unlock when Justin Beiber's unlocked

Luigi in a dress!
 * Speed: 1mph (well his dress slows him down)
 * Acceleration: 3mph!
 * Weight: 50.5kg (his dress adds 0.5)
 * Type: Epic Fail
 * How to unlock: Tie with Waluigi using Luigi.

Chairman Mao:
 * Speed: 5.5mph
 * Acceleration: 6.4mph
 * Weight: I don't Know yet.
 * Type: Evil
 * How to unlock: Defeat Kamek at Hitler Circuit

The Twilight Saga Triology
 * Speed: 0.01mph
 * Acceleration: 0.001mph
 * Weight: 1kg
 * Type: Phail
 * How to unlock: Race with Luigi in a dress! for once

Dark Princess Luigi:
 * Speed: 0.9mph
 * Acceleration: 0.9mph
 * Weight: Shadows don't have weight.
 * Type: Epic fail
 * How to unlock: Race Luigi in a dress! with Luigi.

Wayoshi:
 * Speed: 200mph
 * Acceleration: like a race car
 * Weight: Well, I don't know, I don't go up to yoshis with a scale
 * Type: Perfect type
 * How to unlock: Use Gecko Os to hack the system and turn the game into Mario Kart: Triple Dash!!!

Items
Star: Makes you invisible

Rainbow Star: Makes you invincible

Red Star: Makes you fly

Heart: Boost of speed