Cookies, Cupcakes, and Challenges

Summary
The New Mario Bros. are making cookies and cupcakes...and challenges...uh...I don't know where I'm going with this.

Script
Scene 1

EVIL GUY, PICKLE, and FERNANDO are resting in Evil Guy Tower as SHADOW KIRBY is looking through a newly installed telescope to spy on NEW MARIO's lab.

SHADOW KIRBY: Wow, this new telescope is awesome! I can even see the inside of the lab! They're making cupcakes and cookies, for some reason.

EVIL GUY: Cupcakes?!

PICKLE: Cookies?!

FERNANDO: "And"?!

SHADOW KIRBY: Yes, yes, and George W. Bush. What do you say we stop them right now?

ALL: YEAH!

Cut to...

Scene 2

The camera zooms in on NEW MARIO's lab. Deep within it, NEW MARIO has recreated his army of Super Mario Cookies and buffed them up with cupcakes that give them varying mystical powers.

NEW MARIO: At last! I shall bring down those cheese-loving fools once and for all!

NEW LUIGI: Hey! Aren't WE going to get our own cupcakes?

NEW MARIO: Oh, fine. (The two of them swallow two silver cupcakes and disappear, laughing.)

Scene 3

At Evil Guy Tower, SHADOW KIRBY is still looking through the telescope when a thunderous stampede of angry feet is heard from outside. SHADOW KIRBY screams, his eyes widening.

SHADOW KIRBY: Guys! The New Mario Bros. have made themselves a cupcake-fueled army!

ALL: WHOA!!!

NEW MARIO: Hey! You in the tower! Listen up! We've decided to make this battle a siege to make it more fun. We'll give you five minutes to prepare, starting NOW!

EVIL GUY: Augh! FERNANDO, run to the basement and get me some Fire Flowers. PICKLE, you stay up here and rain your lovely, green flames all over their horrible heads. SHADOW KIRBY, fly down their and inhale their resources. This shouldn't last long.

ALL: Yes, SIR! (They run off to their respective jobs.)

NEW MARIO: It has only been one minute, but I am getting bored. Cookies, atta--hey, what's this black thing flying around for?

SHADOW KIRBY inhales the silver cupcake in NEW MARIO's hand, gaining the power to teleport other people to different locations. He promptly teleports NEW MARIO and the sentinent COOKIES back to New Mario's lab.

NEW MARIO (fading away): You haven't seen the last of meeeeeeeeee...

EVIL GUY: I hate to say it, but I think he's right. He'll return.

ALL: Well, we'll be ready for him!

Moral
Waldo.

Trivia
They're gonna come back in, like, three episodes.