The League of Cupcakes

The League of Cupcakes is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
A league of sentinent cupcakes comes to the Floating Island to acquire the Master Emerald, a former cupcake. This makes Knuckles rather unhappy, and the arrival of Sonic, New Mario, and New Luigi does not help.

Script
Scene 1

The setting is the Floating Island, a patch of earth in the sky. A group of cupcakes descend onto it in UFOs. Knuckles, who was sleeping nearby, wakes up with a start.

KNUCKLES: Hey! What the heck are you doing here?

CUPCAKE #1: We are the League of Cupcakes, a rogue band of pastries created by New Mario himself! We have detected a cupcake in the area and have come to collect it.

KNUCKLES: Nonsense! There are no cupcakes in this area!

CUPCAKE #2: Do not lie to us. Hand it over, or else we will take it by force!

KNUCKLES: Now you're asking for it!

Knuckles charges towards the cupcakes, when a streak of blue flattens them all. It turns out to be a blue hedgehog, who smiles at Knuckles and gives him a thumbs-up.

KNUCKLES: Sonic! What are you doing here?!

SONIC: Did someone say "cupcakes"?

KNUCKLES: (Groans) You stay out of this, you blue nuisance. If it weren't for your occasional assistance, I would kick you out right now.

SONIC: Well, we're going to have to team up for the time being. You'll never guess who's coming here right now!

KNUCKLES: Huh? Who?

New Mario and New Luigi leap onto the stage.

NEW MARIO: Hey! You there! Have you seen our rogue batch of cupca--WHOA! Who has stepped on my wonderful masterpieces?!

CUPCAKES: It was...the...hedgehog...

NEW MARIO: Why you...you will SO pay for this!

SONIC: Bring it, plumbers!

New Mario and New Luigi charge at Sonic and Knuckles, respectively. Sonic dashes to the other side of the island, while Knuckles punches New Luigi in the face, sending him flying over the horizon.

NEW MARIO: At last! The perfect cupcake!

New Mario picks up a blue cupcake from the ground, which makes a blue shell grow on his back. New Mario picks up some running speed, retreats into his shell, and slides along the ground fast enough to catch up to Sonic.

SONIC: WHOA!

NEW MARIO: (From inside the shell) Ha HA! You can't run from me now, hedgehog!

SONIC jumps into the air, allowing the blue shell to pass underneath him and careen off the edge of the island.

NEW MARIO: Curse yoooouuuuuuuu...

SONIC: Ha! Beat 'em just like that!

KNUCKLES: Thankyouverymuchforsavingmyisland GO AWAY.

Roll Credits.

Moral
Smush ALL the cupcakes!

Trivia
Strangely, the main character(s) are nowhere to be seen in this episode.