Ellie's Gender and Age are not to be Confused with her Eye Color

Ellie's Gender and Age are not to be Confused with her Eye Color is a Nintendo SD shame where Ellie (not the one from Down ) wears pajamas and Poppu Harukaze goes off and uses the urinal in the boy's bathroom in jeans as a seven-year-old girl.

Items

 * Mushroom - Accelerates your fart.
 * 1-Up Mushroom - Increases your mar count by 1.
 * Mega Mushroom - Makes you grow to mega size.
 * Poison Mushroom - Accelerates your fart. (backwards)
 * Mini Mushroom - Makes you small.
 * Ghost Shroom - Makes you invisible.
 * Crash Mushroom - Makes you get high and crash.
 * Mexican Dwarf Mushroom - Makes you ridiculously tiny. Also you speak Spanish.
 * Garlic - Accelerates your fart. (upwards)
 * Chaos Emeralds - Use Chaos Control.
 * Candy Wrapper - You Are Candy.
 * Chuck Norris - Roundhouse Kick.
 * Troll Face - PEE SEE.
 * Laser-Armor - Dipsy!
 * Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Mexican Mario Clone - Locks onto target (one enemy) and throws over 9001 Mexican Marios (that each ate over 8999 tacos ten seconds ago) at an enemy with their chestpockets on the enemy face, five seconds later all of them would shoot fireballs.
 * Mexican Wario Clone - Locks onto target (all enemies) and throws over 9001 Mexican Warios (that each ate over 8999 buritos ten seconds ago) at each enemy with their buttcheeks on the enemy face, five seconds later all of them would fart. This item was removed from the game because the item is so cruel, satan wouldn't dare use it... *shiver*.

Main Bosses

 * 1) Caillou is the antagonist of the game.

Bowsers

 * 1) Eviler Bowser can only be defeated by Caillou and Goku.
 * 2) Super Eviler Bowser can only be defeated by Goku.

Morals

 * Ellie's Gender and Age and Tomboyishness are not to be Confused with her #0848E0 and #50d010.
 * Non-Elementary School Students are Bullies.
 * Elementary School Students are 7-year-old girls.
 * Small non-black girls are Teen Cream the Rabbits
 * Sarah Frausto is never a 7-year-old girl in blue jeans.
 * Sarah Frausto's blue jeans never have a zipper fly