Playable Characters in UnMario Kart-EVERYONE IN TIS WIKI DASH!

Drivers
Each driver has special powers.
 * Mario: His special power is punching, making other characters heads explode, and stopping their kart for some seconds.
 * Luigi: Showing off his bad screaming to other characters near. Causes the other characters, to fall of the kart.
 * Peach: Showing everyone her beauty, and making all characters go buy chocolates for her.
 * Daisy: Her evilness kills every character... for a few seconds.
 * Toad: Gets Eaten
 * Toadette: Gets Eaten
 * Yoshi: Eats a character and he farts so badly the track explodes when he lays the egg. 2 seconds later, the eaten racer must drive the race AGAIN!
 * Birdo: Let freed her boogers to attack an racer.
 * Donkey Kong: He shall punch.
 * Wario: Man, he smells so bad the characters die for hours.
 * Waluigi: He's so strange that every racer in the front must answer a question. If it is wrong, the racers are dead for two minutes.
 * Bowser: His special power is kidnapping other characters and saying "your character is in another universe".
 * Larry: Kidnaps other characters
 * Roy: Kidnaps other characters
 * Lemmy: Kidnaps other characters
 * Ludwig: Kidnaps other characters
 * Wendy O.: Kidnaps other characters
 * Morton Jr.: Kidnaps other characters
 * Bowser. Jr: Kidnaps other characters
 * Dodecagon: His special power is eating others' items.
 * Tridecagon: Screams WHOA!. Everyone knows that he is afraid of ghosts.
 * New Mario: All the racers must dance, so that they don't mind the race for a while.
 * Baby Mario:
 * Baby Luigi:
 * Baby Peach:
 * Baby Daisy:
 * Baby Yoshi:
 * Baby Wario:
 * Baby DK:
 * Baby Waluigi:
 * Baby Toad:
 * Link:
 * Pikachu:
 * Greninja:
 * Charizard:
 * Lucario:
 * Jigglypuff:
 * Ash Ketchum:
 * Snorlax:
 * Snivy:
 * Mudkip:
 * Jessie:
 * James:
 * Meowth:
 * Captain Falcon:
 * Sonic: Sonic pulls out the Chaos Emeralds to become Super Sonic, then does a supersonic boost down the track that flips any character he comes close to.
 * Tails: Tails presses a button and his plane performs a vertical barrel roll, making a huge tornado that pulls him forward while sucking up opponents and items in its path.
 * Knuckles: Powered up by the Master Emerald, Knuckles glides above the track and, by punching the ground, can unleash an earthquake that stuns and flips all opponents.
 * Amy Rose: Amy pulls out her Piko Piko Hammer and madly swings it around to smash anyone unlucky enough to get in her way.
 * Shadow: Shadow whips out the Chaos Emeralds to become Super Shadow and can launch Chaos Spears while flying down the track at high speed.
 * Rouge:
 * Cream:
 * Blaze:
 * Silver:
 * E-123 Omega:
 * Espio:
 * Charmy:
 * Vector:
 * Big: Froggy grows in size immensely and Big holds on to its tail as Froggy hops on anybody in its path.
 * Marine:
 * Mighty:
 * Ray:
 * Chaos:
 * Nack:
 * Bean:
 * Bark:
 * Jet:
 * Wave:
 * Storm:
 * Metal Sonic: After transforming into a missile-like shape, Metal Sonic's bike speeds up and deploys two pads that fly in front of him, emitting lightning bolts between them.
 * Tails Doll: After transforming into a missile-like shape, the Tails doll's bike speeds up and deploys two pads that fly in front of it, emitting lightning bolts between them.
 * Metal Knuckles: After transforming into a missile-like shape, Metal Knuckles's bike speeds up and deploys two pads that fly in front of him, emitting lightning bolts between them.
 * Dr. Eggman: The Egg Monster transforms and takes off down the track, launching destructive rockets that wipe out rivals and leave Eggman-shaped clouds.
 * Vanilla:
 * PSP: HEAD ASPLODES
 * Dr. Rabbit:
 * Rabbit Dr.:
 * Alyson Koopastool:
 * Wurley:
 * Salad Fingers:
 * Jess:
 * CPU:
 * CFP:
 * Monkey:
 * Bob-omb:
 * Big Bad Bill:
 * Ekans:
 * Slowpoke:
 * Nim-Nom:
 * Squishy:
 * Josh:
 * Poppy:
 * Wishy:
 * Batman:His special power is vomiting bats at characters and give them enfoma, which kills every character for a few seconds.
 * Sponge Bob:He spits so much water at the characters that the characters die for a week.
 * Neo Cortex:
 * George W. Bush:
 * Flumpy:
 * Blastoise:
 * Donald Duck: He uses a rage, so that fire appears. DON'T TOUCH IT!
 * Captain Waffles: Uses a caffeine boost.
 * Barack Obama (after losing weight):
 * Michael Jackson:
 * Wiggler:
 * Goku:
 * Vegeta:
 * Doku:
 * Degeta:
 * Roku:
 * Regeta:
 * Homer Simpson:
 * Chubby Kid:
 * Evil Guy:
 * Eviler Guy:
 * Fat Guy:
 * Sumo Guy:
 * Even eviler Guy:
 * Even even eviler GUY:
 * Evilest of all GUY:
 * Cereal Bowl:
 * A Hippotamus:
 * Numa Numa Guy:
 * A random snapping turtle who still has it's legs:
 * The Annoying Orange:

Special Items
Each character also has its own special item.
 * Mario - Lights his farts and throws them at you.
 * Luigi - Lights his farts, takes out his snots, combines them and throws them at you.
 * Wario - He sends a crapload of microgames at his victim (you), the victim's brain asplodes.
 * Waluigi - Throws a bomb at you, the victim becomes emo and asplodes 20 times.
 * Peach - Takes out hearts from her fanboys and neutralizes the victim (the items).
 * Daisy - Throws Luigi at you, you become a dumb 2nd sidekick who does nothing but see the Protagonist beat the final boss.
 * Yoshi - Gives you a seizure.
 * Birdo - You get lost in her mouth/nose.
 * Birdo's Boogers - They convince the item tosser that the driver is actually an angry Jon Stewart.
 * Geno - Turns you into a censor.
 * Dk - OH, YOU GOT SMASHED!
 * Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Bowser the rest - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * the rest - OH, YOU GOT SOMETHINGED!
 * Larry - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Roy - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Lemmy - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Ludwig - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Wendy O. - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Morton Jr. - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Bowser. Jr - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Dodecagon - Eats others' items.
 * Tridecagon - Screams WHOA!. Everyone knows that he is afraid of ghosts.
 * New Mario - All the racers must dance, so that they don't mind the race for a while.
 * Baby Mario -
 * Baby Luigi -
 * Baby Peach -
 * Baby Daisy -
 * Baby Yoshi -
 * Baby Wario -
 * Baby DK -
 * Baby Waluigi -
 * Baby Toad -
 * Link -
 * Pikachu -
 * Greninja -
 * Charizard -
 * Lucario -
 * Jigglypuff -
 * Ash Ketchum -
 * Snorlax -
 * Snivy -
 * Mudkip -
 * Jessie -
 * James -
 * Meowth -
 * Captain Falcon -
 * Sonic -
 * Tails -
 * Knuckles -
 * Amy Rose -
 * Shadow -
 * Rouge -
 * Cream -
 * Blaze -
 * Silver -
 * E-123 Omega -
 * Espio -
 * Charmy -
 * Vector -
 * Big -
 * Marine -
 * Mighty -
 * Ray -
 * Chaos -
 * Nack -
 * Bean -
 * Bark -
 * Jet -
 * Wave -
 * Storm -
 * Metal Sonic -
 * Tails Doll -
 * Metal Knuckles -
 * Dr. Eggman -
 * Vanilla -
 * PSP - HEAD ASPLODES
 * Dr. Rabbit -
 * Rabbit Dr. -
 * Alyson Koopastool -
 * Wurley -
 * Salad Fingers -
 * Jess -
 * CPU -
 * CFP -
 * Monkey -
 * Bob-omb -
 * Big Bad Bill -
 * Ekans -
 * Slowpoke -
 * Nim-Nom -
 * Squishy -
 * Josh -
 * Poppy -
 * Wishy -
 * Batman - Vomits bats at you and gives you enfoma.
 * Sponge Bob - Spits water.
 * Neo Cortex -
 * George W. Bush -
 * Flumpy -
 * Blastoise -
 * Donald Duck - He uses a rage, so that fire appears. DON'T TOUCH IT!
 * Captain Waffles - Uses a caffeine boost.
 * Barack Obama (after losing weight) -
 * Michael Jackson -
 * Wiggler -
 * Goku -
 * Vegeta -
 * Doku -
 * Degeta -
 * Roku -
 * Regeta -
 * Homer Simpson -
 * Chubby Kid -
 * Evil Guy -
 * Eviler Guy -
 * Fat Guy -
 * Sumo Guy -
 * Even eviler Guy -
 * Even even eviler GUY -
 * Evilest of all GUY -
 * Cereal Bowl -
 * A Hippotamus -
 * Numa Numa Guy -
 * A random snapping turtle who still has it's legs -
 * The Annoying Orange -