The Extremely Weird and Not So Funny Mario Movie

The Extremely Weird and Not So Funny Mario Movie was a film that started production ever since Mario cookies were going out of the market. Because everyone wanted to cash in on Mario's success help Mario become popular again, tons of movie companies wanted to make a new Mario film. On December 23, 1989, the horrible company known as Bowser Pictures picked up rights for the film. It started production in 1990, and got released on November 2, 2011. Why? Because Bowser Pictures' budget was so low they couldn't handle the 1-second Kermit the Frog and Evil Guy cameos. It was finally released on DVD one day later.

Main Characters

 * Mario - Originally planned for movie. However, due to death, he was replaced.
 * Luigi - Originally planned for movie. He retired before Bowser Pictures picked up the rights for the film.
 * New Mario - He replaced Mario. This character can't stop obsessing over his hat.
 * New Luigi - He replaced Luigi. He won't stop eating spaghetti.
 * Wario - The best character in the movie.
 * Waluigi - This character got killed by Toad during production. So instead, he was replaced by Wawaluigi.
 * Wawaluigi - He replaced Waluigi. He loves to dance with Mario.
 * Bowser - The Bowser Pictures founder was so full of himself he needed to be in the movie.
 * Rubble - The villain of the film. He has been known for murdering Wawaluigi's best friend Flintstone.
 * Evil Guy - He made a 1-second cameo.
 * Kermit the Frog - He made a 1-second cameo.

Plot
On a nice day, Rubble killed a man named Flintstone. Little did he know, a celebrity named Wawaluigi was friends with Flintstone. Rubble was going to be arrested, but ran away to the United Kingdom. Wawaluigi called his cousins Mario and Luigi, and his brother Wario to kill Rubble in revenge. Bowser joins too, but he dissappears a minute later. They get on an airplane and fly to Europe to find Rubble. When they find Rubble, they get angry and chase him through the whole film. After cameos from Kermit and Evil Guy, they go to a casino and have a showdown with him by using guns that are obviously fake. After that, Rubble is sent to prison for a million years and all the characters dance like they're idiots.

Reception
Everyone around the world has hated this movie for its horrible writing and acting. The only things they liked about the movie were Luigi and Wawaluigi. The move got a 4/100,000, and has been considered to be the least worst of all Bowser Pictures movies.

Trivia

 * In order to get more money, Bowser Pictures put Kermit and Evil Guy on the DVD cover.