Dark Evil Guy Attacks

Dark Evil Guy attacks is an episode of [http://unmario.wikia.com/wiki/The_Super_Evil_Guy_Super_Show%21 The Super Evil Guy Super Show! ]

Summary 

Dark Evil Guy returns...on his own terms. Can EVIL GUY and co. survive his onslaught in their greatest time of weakness?!

Script 

Scene 1 

A heavy downpour is falling upon a generic meadow. EVIL GUY, PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY are traipsing through it, shivering.

<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">SHADOW KIRBY: Boss, we've been walking through the rain for days. Can't we at least stop somewhere?

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: PICKLE, can you warm us up with some fireballs?

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">PICKLE: Not while we're all getting soaked, boss.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: SHADOW KIRBY, can't you inhale the water or something?

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">SHADOW KIRBY: Not all of it. There's just too much. ACHOO!

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">FERNANDO: Salud (Spanish for "Bless you"). By the way, I'm actually a Water-type <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";color:blue">Pokemon<span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">, so I think I can do a rain dance to make this rain stop.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: You're a Pokemon?

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">PICKLE: That Rain Dance move works both ways?

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">FERNANDO: Well, let's find out!

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">FERNANDO does a silly dance, and the rain promptly stops.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: Thanks a lot, but why couldn't you have done that before?

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">FERNANDO: I was too busy trying to combat my head cold. (Sniffles) It hasn't gone away, though.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">PICKLE: Aw, man! I'm still drenched, so I can't make any <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:blue">Fire<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">!

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">As if on cue, a strange, black ooze trickles into the meadow from a hole in the ground. It then transforms into an exact copy of EVIL GUY.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: You! You're that thing I saw <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:blue">when our tower was destroyed<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">!

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">???: Yes, indeed I am. Since you're EVIL GUY, it would be appropriate to call me Dark Evil Guy.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: Would it be appropriate to call you a piece of--

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">DARK EVIL GUY: Silence! (Spits up  <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";color:blue">Darksaber <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">) I challenge you to a death battle!

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: Now?! All my minions are too sick to fight!

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY: But boss, we want to help you too!

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: No. I don't want you to overexert yourselves, so you should just sit on the sidelines for now.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY: But--

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY: That's an order.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY: (Grumbling) Fine...

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">DARK EVIL GUY: Now that the battlefield has been leveled, let us begin!

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">DARK EVIL GUY raises the Darksaber and dashes towards EVIL GUY, who evades the attack by doing the <span style="font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; color:blue">Truffle Shuffle<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">. The Darksaber bounces off of his vibrating belly, sailing into the air and landing into EVIL GUY's hand.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">DARK EVIL GUY: Rrgh! I didn't have to resort to pure physical skill, but I have no choice now.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">EVIL GUY stabs at DARK EVIL GUY's chest, missing due to the fact that DARK EVIL GUY teleports away from him just in time. EVIL GUY's minions watch in horror as DARK EVIL GUY reappears behind EVIL GUY an winds up a horribly powerful punch. SHADOW KIRBY opens his mouth and tries to inhale DARK EVIL GUY, but the latter teleports even farther away.

<p style="line-height: normal;">SHADOW KIRBY: We've got to trick him into transforming into ooze again!

<p style="line-height: normal;">PICKLE: I have a better idea. I'm fully dry now, you see.

<p style="line-height: normal;">SHADOW KIRBY: Ah. Well, aim carefully.

<p style="line-height: normal;">PICKLE blasts a green fireball at DARK EVIL GUY, who laughs and engulfs it with his viscous body. While he is in the process of doing so, however, EVIL GUY stabs him with the Darksaber, causing him to disappear back into EVIL GUY's body from whence he came.

<p style="line-height: normal;">DARK EVIL GUY (fading away): Just wait! I've combined the bodies of NEW MARIO and Adolf Hitler inside my belly, creating the ultimate...

<p style="line-height: normal;">The rest of his sentence is inaudible as DARK EVIL GUY disappears. The anomaly he spoke of lies on the ground, when suddenly...it twitches.

<p style="line-height: normal;">EVIL GUY: Gah! It's ALIVE!

<p style="line-height: normal;">The credits roll.

Moral
Beware of Hitario.

Trivia
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