MurpBound

MurpBound is a pretty good shame about how Ness, Lucas, Luigi, and Poo try to destroy Giygas. It starts with Ness hearing some people screaming outside, so he takes a cracked bat, and goes outside to kill them. He soon realizes a meteorite crashed, so he gets out of bed to go see it. When he gets to the top he sees his idiotic neighbor, Porky assaulting to cops blocking the meteor. In tears, he tells you his brother is lost on a mountain near the meteor. You climb up the mountain and then there's a bee and you swat at him with the cracked bat. It says that it's an alien from the future to come and warn you about Giygas and stuff. Then Porky's Brothah goes up to Ness and tells him to take him back home, which he does. Then all of a sudden, the Starboy (you might know him as the Starman Jr.) appears. It fights you and uses a bunch of PSI and stuff. Dat Bee R3Ks em' quickly. Then they go to Porky's House, and his mummy and papa punish him for who knows what and kills Dat Bee. Then Dat Bee gives you a rock and says to go to some weird place called Giant Stomp. Ness then sees some gangsta peeps outsides and R3Ks them. Then he sees more and R3Ks them. Ness decides he needs a break so he visits the local Arcade. Inside the Arcade there are MOAR gangsta people. He kills them and then goes into the backyard of the arcade. Then some really ugly gangsta person assaults you. Ness throws his bat at his balls and he dies, and Ness R3Ks his stupid robot. Ness walks out of the arcade and then Da Mayah thanks you for takin' care of all the gangstas. Then he gives Ness a key and says he could get into Giant Stomp with it. Then he goes into Giant Stomp and kills some weird ant thing and sees a RLY big footprint. Then everything starts to glow and then Ness felt more powerful. As soon as Ness jumped of it some guy told him to go to jail to get his butt kicked by police people. Ness doesn't, and just jumps over the road blocks to get to a new town. BOOM!! A Shroom jumps out and kills em'. THE END!!