Toilet Paper: THE MOVIE!

This movie sucked so bad the theatre had to be reopened. Only one person watched start to end, and he cried.

Plot
Mario reaches out for some toilet paper, but there is none! He panics until he sees it in the shower but Squadala Man grabs it and flies away. Mario chases them out of his to their ship, but he cant catch up. Squadala Man needs to secure his W.D.R (World Domination Rocket) with toilet paper, otherwise it blasts off without him. Mario chases them more and has luigi and a random bird at his side. They chase and chase the ship until an angry dino chases them. Its horns get stuck in jello and epic oprea music plays. (The only good part of the movie) The ship is not far ahead. Sqadala Man orders Commander Squeezy to throw lava that is undodgeble. That actually is dodgeable! So they evade it. Simple. Then luigi randomly finds a crossbow. The gang makes random bird fly them on the ship. Squadala Man uses Commander Squeezy and two ninja dinos and half of his army to take care of the problem.(Wow, thats pretty smart!) The ninja dinos start to do random stuff, and have their heads chopped off. The army and Squeezy are knocked off the ship. Squadala Man greets them and reveals a bomb that can go boom in the touch of a button. He presses the button. 2 minutes till self destruct. Luigi shoots the bomb. One minute till self destruct. The other half of the army attacks the gang. Mario sees his toilet paper and rushes towards it. 30 minutes till self destruct. Squadala Man tries to shoot Mario but he evades. Again. And again. Mario grabs his toilet paper, grabs onto a rope and rescues his freinds. Squadala Man curses the gang, but a giant peice of metal falls on him. 5...4...3...2...1...BOOOOOOOM! The ship explodes. Mario finishes his bathroom break and flushes the toilet, and everyone is happy. The end.

Characters
Mario: He wants his toilet paper. The main protagonist.

Luigi: Marios brother. He helps cause he helps.

Random Bird: Marios friend and source of flight.

Squadala Man: The main antagonist. He wants to take over the world.

Commander Squeezy. A supporting antagonist. Like his master, his first letters in his name are S,Q and U.

Angry Dino: A triceritops who wants to kill.

Ninja Dinos. Velociraptors with no sense of smell, or smartness.

Squadala Mans army: Thats right, the villain has minons! Classic, isnt it?