Luigi

Luigi is Mario's long-lost twin. He first appeared in the 1610s as one of the Super Mario Cookies. These cookies came years after so many fans loved the Mario Cookies. The Luigi Cookies were simply a recolor of the Mario ones. (This caused a nuclear meltdown.) Later, Luigi started appearing in the Mario games, where he was a macho tough guy who wasn't afraid of anything, while Mario was a coward.

History in the Games
Later, Luigi was in a car crash with Mario. Then, they realized that they looked similar and decided that they were long lost twins. (This turned out to be false.) Luigi started to appear in Mario videogames, as Mario's sidekick. He first appeared in games like Super Mario Pallette Swaps and Mario Bros. However, shortly after these appearances, Luigi was kicked out of the series for posing in inappropriate pictures. (See above.)

During the Videogame War, Nintendo didn't want to make Mario games, and instead started making games with Luigi being the star. He got his own girlfriend (Daisy, until he realized she was a serial killer) and got his own enemy (Queen Boo).

After the war stopped, Luigi was forgotten again. Luigi's latest appearance is in a now cancelled TV show called George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures.

When the show was canceled, Luigi turned into a dwarf planet. In Super Mario 128, Luigi helped Wario rescue Waluigi. They succeeded in the end, but Luigi was killed. He was later revived as a pickle, and has remained that way ever since. Sad, I know.

Personal Life
Luigi is actually a very naughty person. It all started in first grade, when he stole a candy bar and his teacher spanked him in front of the class. His teacher pulled his pants down (even his underwhere!!!) and spanked him with a belt. This emotionally scarred Luigi, and he continued to be a bad person.

When Luigi was fourteen, he took his mom's lipstick and threw it down the toilet and flushed it. His mom took him to counseling, where the therapist kind of helped him. However, Luigi still couldn't get over the horrible memory of his teacher, and decided to keep being naughty. On March 18, 1776, Luigi walked into the downtown area and began to dance and shake his booty. (This was strictly illegal back then.) He was sentenced to 2 years in jail.

After Luigi got out of jail, he began to work for Nintendo games. He met Daisy, who helped Luigi get over his issues. However, two weeks after they started dating, Daisy told Luigi a secret: She was really a maniacally evil serial killer with several skulls in the basement. (Luigi had seen them before, but thought that they were tacos) Luigi didn't want to date a serial killer and broke up with Daisy, who is currently hunting him down.

Luigi's current personal activities include swimming, dancing, sneaking into G-rated movies, and playing Amish.