Smoke Weed

Smoke Weed is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
New Mario discovers a mysterious weed that exudes smoke and wishes to obtain it. No, there are no drug references here.

Script
Scene 1

In the basement of New Mario&apos;s lab, Lucas is sleeping on a mattress. New Mario barges in and leaves the door open, allowing light to pour in.

NEW MARIO: Get up, kid! We have work to do!

LUCAS: Uuuugggghhhh...what is it?

NEW MARIO: I&apos;ve made an amazing discovery. Come upstairs and take a look.

Lucas and New Mario go upstairs, entering the dining room and looking at the plasma-screen TV on the wall. A documentary is on, talking about a weed that smokes like a chimney.

LUCAS: Cool! What is that?

NEW MARIO: That is the incredibly rare Smoke Weed.

Lucas snorts with laughter.

NEW MARIO: *Sigh* No, not like that. Let&apos;s go check it out!

LUCAS: Yeah!

The two exit the lab.

Scene 2

New Mario and Lucas are standing over the Smoke Weed, which is obviously still smoking.

LUCAS: What do we do now?

NEW MARIO: Pull it out. We&apos;re taking it back to the lab for examination.

Lucas pulls at the weed, but it refuses to budge.

LUCAS: Hmm...odd. It feels like a tube or piece of metal.

NEW MARIO: Like a small, metal chimney?

LUCAS: Almost, yeah.

NEW MARIO: Are you thinking what I&apos;m thinking?

LUCAS: What, that there&apos;s a secret fortress under the ground we&apos;re standing on? Get real.

New Mario jumps into the air and does a ground-stomping attack that breaks through the roof. Lucas follows him, and the two find themselves in an underground fortress. It is filled with black-clad gangsters with the red letter "R" on their shirts. One of these gangsters accosts New Mario and Lucas.

GANGSTER: Hey! Who are you guys?

NEW MARIO: That&apos;s no business of yours. Who the heck are you?

GANGSTER: We are the fabulous Team Rocket, a secret criminal organization that researches and collects Pokemon. Now...(to his friends) GET THEM! INTRUDER ALERT!

The gangsters surround New Mario and Lucas and drag them away to a hidden, unseen chamber.

Moral
Don&apos;t do dr--I mean, watch out for secret criminal bases. Yeah.

Trivia
All previously conceptualized drug references were omitted.