UnMarioWiki:Other Stuff/The Game:4/0/3/1/4/0

You: Guess I'll listen...

Peach: 'K, here's how it goes: I was going for a walk as usaul. However, the Crump Lord kidnapped me somehow and I ended up on the Moon. I escaped under two seconds, yet I got kidnapped by one of the deadly Micro-Goombas. It carried me through a very dry desert. It dropped me off at Rogueport. However, Queen Shadow destroyed it by poking a random Stickman. I flew in the air, and landed on some guy named Count Bleck. I stole his Cupcakes, yet Evil Guy took me to his lair. I escaped in ten minutes when he was taking a nap. ! and ? saved me when I yelled and asked a question to myself. Tey told me the Mario was already collecting these Cardbard Stars while Luigi had his own advetures in the Waffle Kingdom. I walked out of the woods and went to my castle, yet a random hobo came and invaded my castle by saying Blah blah blah, and I fled to here. Whew!

You: Zzzz... huh? I'm leaving...

Peach: Wait... can you save me?


 * Yes.
 * No!