Super Wario Bros. --- IN SPACE!

'''Super Wario Bros. --- IN SPACE! '''is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! that aired the same day as the previous episode, SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Transcript
At Olimar's house, Olimar is freaking out on his pet Pikmin.

OLIMAR: You USELESS piece of DOG S**T!!! I wanted my eggs sunny side up, NOT... SCRAAAAMBLED!!!

Wario kicks down the door and walks inside, followed by the other X-Men.

WARIO: Olimar, do you have your spaceship?

OLIMAR: Uh... maybe... why? What's going on?

WARIO: If you haven't noticed, THE ENTIRE PLANET IS BEING SUCKED INTO ANOTHER FRICKING DIMENSION!!!

OLIMAR: Oh... that.

PIKMIN: Please kill me... I hate it here...

OLIMAR: Did I say... you could talk?

PIKMIN: No...

OLIMAR: NOW GET IN YOUR CAGE AND THINK ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE LIFE!

Olimar's Pikmin pulls out a shotgun and is about to pull the trigger, but stops himself.

PIKMIN: Not today...

In space, Eviluigi is laughing evilly, drinking Wario's beer.

Suddenly, in Olimar's spaceship, the X-Men arrive!

WARIO: Waluigi, give me back my fricking beer!

EVILUIGI: NEVER!!!

HOMER: Waluigi, fight it! Fight the SALT!

EVILUIGI: EVILUIGI LOVES THE SALT!!! [shoots laser at Olimar's ship, sending it spiraling away]

BOWSER: Whoa!

Wario grabs the steering wheel and stops the ship, then flies back, right through Eviluigi's chest.

EVILUIGI: OW!!! YOU JERKS, THAT HURTS!!!

Eviluigi's chest heals.

EVILUIGI: Now Eviluigi must DESTROY YOU!

Eviluigi is about to destroy the X-Men, when Future Link shows up in a time machine.

LINK: Homer, I fixed the time machine!

HOMER: Woo-hoo!

Link pulls out his bazookas.

LINK: Insert clever action hero name here! [shoots at Eviluigi]

EVILUIGI: NOOO!!!! [explodes and falls to Earth]

WARIO: Uh... thanks... guy....

LINK: Wait, if I just saved the future from the SALT... then I shouldn't exist because I'm from the timeline where the SALT existed... and this time machine shouldn't exist either because I fixed it... and Future Homer shouldn't exist either... IT'S A PARADOX! [Link and the time machine disappear]

HOMER: Aaaah! [collapses to the ground as his present mind is restored and his future mind vanishes]

WARIO: You okay?

HOMER: What happened?

BOWSER: Stupid stuff.

Back on Earth, the X-Men find Waluigi, back in his human form, lying on the ground in pain.

WALUIGI: Ow....

DONKEY KONG: Dude, putting salt on ice cream is gross.

WALUIGI: I know....

THE END

Morals
Like Donkey Kong said, putting salt on ice cream is gross.