Elite Team o' Terror

The Elite Team o' Terror (Experimental Little Intelligence TErrorists Trying Evily And Maniacly Overseeing Terifyingly Evil Rowdy, Raucous Outstanding Ruses) are an elite faction of the Bad People mostly doing life threataning things like stealing Baby Dub-ya's candy or popping balloons. A lot of them are very smart but most of them are pretty dumb, confused? good.

History
Once Bowser was bored and decided to form an elite terrorism team so he got a bunch of Freaks, Guys and various Koopa Mafia members. They all liked cheese and did'nt like Mario, althrough some of them have been reduced to sprite form so those ones hate New Mario. Most of them were drafted or bribed into the group. But a grand total of two joined by free will. Their headquarters is a distant abandoned flat floating about in Subway Space. The offspring of Shigeru Miyamoto live in their basement. Later Bowser got into a fight with Toad about who stole his socks so they had a war with the Association of Board Hosts until they found out it was George W. Bush that had stolen the socks, so they made him eat a Waluigi. Their most recent dastardly scheme involved them protecting Dolphin Island from Mario and Wario in Super Mario & Wario Moonshine.

Members That Joined By Free Will

 * Bowser: The Mastermind


 * Bowser Jr.: The daddy's boy

Member That Were Drafted/Bribed

 * Iggy Koopa: The Loony
 * Roy Koopa: The ballet istructor
 * Wendy O Koopa: The fatso
 * Ludwig, Larry, Morton: The suck-ups
 * Lemmy Koopa: The negotiator
 * Malleo: The creep
 * Lamek: The computer wiz
 * Petey Pihranna: The rich guy
 * Dark Meta-Knight: The sneak
 * Dry Bones: Guy who orders pizza
 * Some Boo: The triple agent
 * Goomba: The bouncer
 * Shy Guys: The theifs
 * George W. Bush: The hot secretary
 * The invisible murderer in the shower: The unseen Guy

Contacts
Occasionally these people with give the team a call, invite them over for DINNER, lend them books, or help them develop a superweapon or two. They are all supervillans


 * Evil Guy: The ambassador, giver of cookies
 * Dr Eggman: The caller, lender of PINGAS
 * Bill Gates: The invitor, donator of MONEEEEY
 * Napoleon Bonaparte: The visitor, speaker of French