Sparta

Sparta is a mostly uninhabited wasteland and is where George W. Bush actually lives. In 1856-1957 it fought in a war against The Mushroom Kingdom over a bucket KFC but the Mushroom Kingdom promised all Spartans who comited treasen would get to share the KFC so the entire Spartan army joined the MK but they got nothing so Sparta was forced to surrender and that is why it is so unhabited or at least I think it is. Today Sparta is the place where Shy Guys who've abonded there toilets come to retire and eat rice.