Gotta Kill 'Em All

Gotta Kill 'Em All is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Wario and Waluigi are at the airport, getting off of a plane.

WARIO: Is this the place you were so excited for?

WALUIGI: This is the Safari Zone! Where all the Pokemon are, man!

WARIO: Did you just call me man? Are you a hippie all of the sudden?

Wario and Waluigi walk away, but are stopped by airport security.

SECURITY GUARD: Excuse me, sirs, but this is just a random security check.

WARIO: Okay, where's the metal detector we have to go through?

SECURITY GUARD: Oh, there won't be any metal detector.

One hour later, Wario and Waluigi are sitting in a jail cell.

WARIO: I'm surprised they found the machine guns all the way up THERE.

WALUIGI: I feel violated...

Waluigi looks out the window, sees all the Pokemon, and puts hits hands on the bars.

WALUIGI: Man... why do we have to mess up everything...

Waluigi bangs his head on the bars, but they break.

WALUIGI: Ow!

WARIO: Man, thank goodness for cheaply built jail cells!

Wario climbs out of the window, and pulls Waluigi out with him.

WARIO: This is our chance, Waluigi! Run!

Wario and Waluigi run out into the fields.

WALUIGI: Wario! Look out! That's tall grass!

WARIO: What?

WALUIGI: Wild Pokemon roam in tall grass!

Wario and Waluigi are attacked by a wild Tauros.

WARIO: Ow! What was that?

Wario looks up.

WARIO: Oh.

WALUIGI: A wild Tauros appeared!

WARIO: Thanks, Captain Idiot!

WALUIGI: It's Captain Obvious.

WARIO: Well you're obviously an idiot.

The Tauros rams into Waluigi, sending him flying away.

WARIO: Good job, boy!

The Tauros rams into Wario, sending him flying away as well, and Wario lands in a big tree.

WARIO: Ow! That's what I get for trusting animals!

Wario falls out of the tree, and lands in a patch of tall grass.

WARIO: And that's what I get for trusting trees!

A Doduo stares at Wario.

WARIO: What are you looking at?

The Doduo pecks Wario with one of its heads.

WARIO: Hey! Knock that off!

The Doduo pecks Wario with its other head.

WARIO: Hey! You knock that off, too! Waluigi must be having a terrible time...

Meanwhile, Waluigi is tanning on a tropical beach, with two beautiful women right next to him.

WALUIGI: So then I had the genius idea to hit my head on the bars, and that got us free!

The beautiful women both giggle, then talk in unison.

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN: Oh, Waluigi!

THE END

Morals
Don't trust animals. Or trees.