The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! Season 2

This article contains all of the episodes of Season 2 of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Episode 1: The War Ends
''The camera shows Wario's basement AKA The X-Men's hideout. Inside the X-Men are having a conservation.''
 * WARIO: I wonder why we started this crazy war in this first place...
 * WALUIGI: I dunno. Did the Koopa Mafia steal all our Cheese before.
 * WARIO: Well, we could possibly start a war over that, yet I'm sure that didn't cause this one...
 * BOWSER: Did they steal our money?
 * WARIO: Of course not! We KILLED each other in this war! I'm sure our war had a more complex start...
 * DONKEY KONG: I can't agree more.
 * WARIO: 'K. We need a truce anyway, as we didn't even get a day off in acting for this show-WAIT I mean from fighting our enemies...
 * BOWSER: What about that time when we were Sneaking into a G-Rated Movie?
 * WARIO: Nobody cares about that story! The Koopa Mafia is not even there, and Baby Tario wanted to sneak into this movie!

The camera zooms out of Wario's house and goes to Dry Bones's house.

As the camera goes into DRY BONES's basement it shows the Koopa Mafia spying on the X-Men via video cameras implanted in Wario's basement.
 * DRY BONES: Wario really does have a point on this war...
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: What?!? Wario and the other members of the X-Men are our main enemies!
 * GOOMBA: Yes, but this war lacks a good reason. Remember that time when we attempted to steal Wario's apparently EXPIRED candy?
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: So!?! He killed me in the end of that day anyway!
 * DRY BONES: So that's why they call you Some tiny moron that nobody cares about...
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Grrrr... Well, I guess I'll have to agree. This war is pointless! We'll have to make a truce.

The scene darkens.

The camera shows Wario on the phone talking to someone.
 * WARIO: Meet me at that Random Dark Alley, 'K?
 * ????: 'K.

The next scene shows wario walking into the Random Alley with Dry Bones waiting there, holding some peace of paper.
 * WARIO: Lemme sign this first, as I am the star of the show!
 * DRY BONES: No, me! I made this treaty anyway!
 * WARIO: Okay! Fine...

''Dry Bones signs the paper, then Wario signs it. And... The episode ends with a picture saying "Or will they stay in peace?"''

Episode 2: The War Restarts

 * The first 5 minutes of the show is clips from "The War Ends"


 * 3 months later...
 * Waluigi walks into Wario's Basement, and sees Wario looking around for something, Bowser throwing a temper tantrum, and Donkey Kong crying on the floor.
 * WALUIGI: You had better have a good explanation for this!
 * WARIO: OK, let's see...I find myself without my New Huge LCD HDTV, my cellphone, and my cheeseburger, Bowser lent his stain-be-gone to Goomba and never got it back, and Donkey Kong's Tie got stolen by Boo!
 * WALUIGI: Sounds like the Koopa Mafia is taking stuff from us. HOW DARE THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US!!
 * WARIO: I'm going to Dry Bones house!
 * Dry Bones' house:
 * WARIO: DRY BONES!
 * DRY BONES: What?
 * WARIO: Wheres my stuff?!
 * DRY BONES: (eating cheeseburger, watching HDTV and talking on cellphone)No idea!
 * WARIO: For three months now you have been taking advantage of the treaty, well I hereby say enough!
 * Wario takes the treaty, Lights it on fire, and stomps on its ashes. Then he sits on Dry Bones and leaves with his stuff
 * The screen fades by reading "Of Course they wouldn't stay in peace!"

Episode 3: I'll Punch You!
Wario walks to Waluigi's room.

Wario: Guess what!

Waluigi: What, boss?

Wario: I got a $9000 TV! It got all the channels in existence, even Channel Invinity+1! Come on, I'll show you!

Wario and Waluigi walks away.

Wario appears in the living room with the TV.

Wario: Look at this! This is BEAUUUUUTIful! Right Waluigi?

Someone knocks on the door.

Waluigi: I'll get it.

Waluigi walks up the door and opens it.

Dry Bones: GET YOUR PRUME F**KING JUICE!!!

Dry Bones throws a letter at Waluigi then Dry Bones slam the door.

Wario: That was crazy...

Waluigi: Whatever. I'll read it myself.

Waluigi reads the letter. It says: Dear Waluigi, I want YOU, to break Wario's $9000 TV.

Wario rushes to Waluigi and says: What does the letter say?

Waluigi: F**K you, Wario.

Waluigi throws Wario out the window, then destroys the TV with a Shiny Super Mega Hyper Hypno Hammer that is so powerful that it makes your head ASPLOOODE!!!!!!!!!! The TV explodes with 9000% fire.

Wario returns to the living room.

Wario: O MY GOOOOOOOOOGESRGFREASFRSEOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waluigi: But, the letter told me to do it!

Wario: F**K YOU WALUIGI YOU F**KING L33T LOSER 9000 WHO F**K PEACH WHO HAVE S3X WITH DAISY AND BE A LOSER AND R@PE AN INANIMATE F**KING OBJECT AND F**K LUIGI AND F**K EVIL GUY WHO DOESN'T DO SOMETHING WHO HAVE S3X WITH A N00B WHO DOES NOTHING BUT F**K AN OBJECT AND I'LL PUNCH YOU WHO HAVE S3X WITH A L33T VIDEO F**K YOU F**K EARTHBOUND F**K EVERYTHING F**K INVINITY F**K THE UNIVERSE F**K THE ROBLOX RULES AND F***************************K YOU!

Wario punches Waluigi.

THE END

Episode 4: Take Me to Chuck E. Cheese
Wario comes in Waluigi's Room.

Wario: Waluigi, you might want to see this.

Waluigi: What?

Wario shows a letter. It says: Dear Wario Bros. This is your old pal, (Content Deleted)! My real name is (Content Eated) and I want you to go to Chuck E. Cheese! This place, I will make sure you  die in hell and make sure you let life flash before your eyes  have fun! I will be very happy when you saw me! Make sure you try my  evilest games in the world that will make you die instantly and go to hell fiery fiery WaSatan 666 Edition  funny funny fun fun funny 999 funny fun fun games! Please make sure you have fun, and make sure you  die in hell and play crap games and be forced to to precipitate into the War of 1812 also fiery fiery WaSatan 666 Edition  have fun fun fun ufn ufmfuifnfjujawefujadweoeawoaweudfawejfufmnfufnfufnfjfnfjfufn fnf FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, Please go die and let the people lay your corpse on a volcano. PS. Victim 1: Eyeballs were unable to be found.

Waluigi: This letter is wierd, even for the Crossed Out words.

Wario: I wonder why he put Content Deleted or Content Eated to hide his name?

Waluigi: Umm, maybe we should go anyway!

Wario: I don't know. The crossed out words seems threatining. Plus, I don't know about the last one.

Waluigi: Victim 1? Eyeballs were unable to be found? Yeah, who would ever write that! It's creepy, but it's a joke!

Wario: SHUT UP!

Cuts to Chuck E. Cheese. Cuts to Inside of Chuck E. Cheese.

Wario: Alright Waluigi, Let's make them proud.

Wario suddenly saw Big Bird.

Wario: WOAH! What is that?!

To be continued...

Episode 5: George W. Bush STRIKES!
(A shot of the letter from the previous episode.)

(Then cuts to Big Bird walking in slow motion.)

(Then cuts to words "CHUCK E. CHEESE...13:XX")

(Then cuts to Episode)

(In Chuck E. Cheese)

Wario: DID YOU JUST SAW THAT?!

Waluigi: Saw what, Wario?

Wario: Biiiiggg Biiirrrdd, My worst nightnnneeeiighmaaarree.......(faints)

Wario: embodiment of eeeevvviiillllll.............E.V.I.L!

Big Bird: Muhahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,

Wario: Please don't hurt meee.....

Big Bird: Die, Wario!

Wario: NOOO!!!!!!!!!

Big Bird: When you first saw me, I was in Seseme Street! I gave you nightmares!

Wario: DIIIEE!!!!!!!!!!

Big Bird: Earthbound Match, Here we go!

(To be continued)

Episode 6: You Are My Sunshine
Waluigi is taking a walk to buy Wario his new TV as his other punishment from this episode.

Waluigi walks to a Electronics store.

Waluigi: $1,000,000 times 5 gazillion dollars?! That was too much. I rather kill everyone then bomb the city and say FUS RO DAAAHH!!!!!!!!! on the world and kick it into the sun!

Daisy walks by.

Waluigi: ....OMG I MUST MAKE HER MY GIRLFRIEND NOW!!!

Daisy: Good luck...b!tch!!

Waluigi: ................(faints)

Black screen.

Wario: HEY! YOU BETTER NOT IGNORE MY ORDERS OR I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE FACE WITH FART POWER!!!

Waluigi wakes up and stands up.

Waluigi: ...Eh?

Wario: YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR 3 HOURS NOW! AND I HAVE TO SPEND THAT ONE MORE HOUR FINDING YOU!

Waluigi: But I met a hot girl today.

Wario: I DON'T CARE! NOW DO YOUR JOB!

Black screen.

Waluigi is staring at Daisy.

Daisy looks at Waluigi with a stern face and said: What do you want!

Waluigi: I want a date with you. (happy face)

Waluigi explodes.

Daisy: That would shut him up.

Daisy walks away.

Daisy is at McDonalds. Waluigi is under Daisy's table. Waluigi appears.

Daisy: What do you want!

Waluigi: Date, please?

Daisy: IT'S SEPTEMBER 13TH, 19XX!!

Waluigi: No, I mean: can I have a date with you?

Cut to Black.

Loud explosions.

More Loud Explosions.

EVEN MORE LOUD EXPLOSIONS!!!

Everyone screams.

Waluigi: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Daisy: ENERGYYY BAAALLLLLLLLLL....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waluigi: YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!

Daisy: Throw.

Waluigi: .............

Daisy: (explodes)

(victory music)

Waluigi: YES! I GOT RID OF THAT ABOMINATION!

Luigi: ...............(explodes)

THE END!

Episode 7: A Bird Flew into the Window, it Must be a Trick!!!
Wario is looking at the bird. His bird is a yellow one, all colored in.'

Wario: Hey Waluigi, look at the bird.

Waluigi: What?

Wario: It's about to-

Wario's bird flew into the window and goes through it.

Wario: Crash. OMG A BIRD FLEW INTO A WINDOW, IT MUST BE A TRICK!!!

Waluigi: Your right Wario, a bird didn't did it before!

Wario: HEY BIRD! I GOTTA RECORD YOU DOING THAT AGAIN!

Bird: Chirp! (Ok Wario!)

The bird flew into the window and goes through it again while Wario records it.

Wario: Now, I have to submit this into SMK Radio's Best Footage Contest! Mine will win!

Waluigi: I'm sure it will!

Wario: Now, I gotta tell everyone with proof of it and it will be on news Worldwide!!!

Some kind of news comes up.

Toad: Hello and welcome to Toad Action Newshour Afternoon! Todays news is...Wario's bird just flew into a window and goes through it! Heres footage submitted live into SMK Radio! Also, this footage has won the SMK Radio Best Footage Contest!

(Footage plays)

Wario is seen sitting on his couch.

Wario: That was the ...best...day...of...my...life...EVER!

THE END

Episode 8: I Once Knew a Rabbit Named Bunky
It starts in Wario's House. Waluigi is sitting near the Kitchen Table, eating Pizza. Wario comes in.

Waluigi: Hey Wario! You are just about to hear my story!

Wario: What is it! TELL ME!

Waluigi: It's about a Rabbit name Bunky.

Wario: Tell me the story!

Waluigi: It all started when (flashback)

(Waluigi's text will be Italic. Waluigi's in the flashback will be Normal.)

''I once knew a Pet Rabbit named Bunky. I never got it in the first place. Someone named Mario got him. I heard Mario got a hard time taking care of him. I heard that rabbit made too many Annoying Noises. So that's why Mario just let him leave. (show Waluigi going to a Pet Shop) Then, I got to a Pet Shop. Then I figured out that the rabbit wasn't here. Then, I hear that the Rabbit got lost in The Lost Woods. The rabbit met a scary monster named Yoshi. After all its troubles, it died. But then I realized it has respawning power. So I went to the Pet Shop and asked: (Can I have Bunky?) And I got him. The End.''

Wario: Oh. So where is your rabbit?

Waluigi: I threw it in the Trash Can.

Wario: O.......K.....

THE END!

Episode 9: Fart Wars
Wario is in his room. He notices Waluigi 10 seconds later.

Wario: Waluigi!

Waluigi: Huh?

Wario: Go tell the whole X-Men that I'm holding a contest tomorrow!

Waluigi: Ok.

Later, The Whole X-Men arrive.

Homer: What is it, boss?

Wario: I'm holding a farting contest tomorrow! As you may all know, whoever make the bestest fart wins 143234634542131231231213134 gazillion dollars! We are starting it tomorrow! So, go train yourselfes or whatever until your ready!

The Whole X-Men walk away.

The Next day, the whole X-Men and Wario and Waluigi are all standing in a circle.

Wario: FACT! Nobody will beat me, cause I am the world champion!

Cowser: Oh, shut up!

Homer: You shut up!

Wario: Ok! We must begin NOW!

Homer takes a big fart.

Cowser is next.

DK is next, but offscreen farting only.

Waluigi is next.

Wario is next.

Wario: And the winner is... ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wario looks at the bucket of 143234634542131231231213134 gazillion dollars. But it's empty.

Wario: (screams) WHOOOO STOLLLE MY 143234634542131231231213132 GAZILLION DOOLLLLLAAARRSSSS?????!?!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Bunky: I. did!

Waluigi: Bunky! What are you doing here!

Bunky: YOU MUST PAY FOR THROWING ME IN THE TRASH CAN! (uses shoop the woop)'

Cowser get's hit by it.

Wario and X-Men: COWSER!!!!!!

Bunky: And now....IWILLGOSUPERSAYANHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

To be continued???!?!

Episode 10: Battle of the Butt-Uglies!
(5 minutes of Farting Contest. Bunky sudeenly appears. Flashback ends)

Wario is in his living room. Bunky is facing them.

Bunky: NOW YOU MUST DIE.........

RPG Battle Commenced!

Wario: 200/200 Waluigi: 200/200 Bunky: 1000/1000

Wario used Super Punch!

Bunky: 999/1000

Waluigi used 10x Punches!

Bunky: 900/1000

Bowser: Oh hey wario, WOW WHAT IS THAT THING???

Wario: He's Bunky! He's seeking revenge on us! Can you help?

Bowser: Sure!

Bowser: 600/600

Bowser used Fire Breath!

Bunky: 800/1000

Bunky used FIRE!!! on Wario!

Wario: 144/200

Wario has eaten GARLIC!!! Wario turns into Wario Man! HP has changed to invinity! Level has changed to Invinity!

Wario-Man: Invinity/Invinity

Waluigi used Punch in the CROTCH!!!!

Bunky: 1/1000

Bunky's Status became SUPER CRITICAL!

Wario-Man: Let me take my turn!

Wario-Man uses INVINITY PUNCH!!!!

Bunky has become tame! But, he turns into something...

Waluigi: Huh?!

Baby Tario has appeared. A portal appears behind him.

Baby Tario: Oh hey! You may have ripped off my Bunky coustume, but you will never BEAT ME!

Wario-Man: Why are you doing this, Baby Tario!

Baby Tario: Because...I want YOU to stay THE HELL AWAY! (jumps in portal) I AM GOING TO CLOSE THIS PORTAL!!! FOOOREEEVVVVEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Wario-Man tries to punch Baby Tario, but Baby Tario has left already.

Wario-Man: Damn I was so close! I WILL DEFEAT YOU NEXT TIME!!!

The End.

Episode 11: Taken Down by the Man
Wario is just sitting in his chair. Suddenly, a knock on the door is heard.

WARIO: Who is it???

The door opens. It was Mario.

WARIO: What do you want!

MARIO: I'm here to make an alliance with you, Wario!

WARIO: Okay...(suspicously)

Mario comes in. Suddenly, Mario takes his garlic while Wario wasn't looking.

Wario comes back.

WARIO: Um Mario... what did you do?

MARIO: DIE!!! DIE YOU OBSELETE SCUM!!!!!!

WARIO: What?!

Mario and some Men in the suits beat up Wario and the X-Men.

Meanwhile, in Mario's House...

Wario wakes up and the whole X-Men.

WARIO: Huuuh......

MARIO: Hello, Wario.

WARIO: Who are you!!! Why are you doing this!!!

???: As you can see, I am not Mario. However, I was the one who came into your house and beat your whole team UP!

WARIO: Tell me before I beat you up!

NEW MARIO: I am...NEW MARIO!

WARIO: Why did you do this!

NEW MARIO: Because...

WARIO: Because WHAT!!!!!!

NEW MARIO: Because...

WARIO: Because......WHAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW MARIO: Now don't get so impaitent. The reason I kidnapped you is because I need at least 50% of your DNA.

WARIO: And you are going to use it for what.

NEW MARIO: I just wanted to create a new robot. It's the T.5001!

WARIO: No! He already caused enough trouble in the Mario's Adventure series. I don't want to relive it again!

NEW MARIO: Too Bad.

WARIO: Oh, one more thing. Where is my garlic?

NEW MARIO: I stole it! Hahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

WARIO: YOU EVIL GUY! (breaks chains)

WARIO: Everybody break your chains!

All of the X-Men break their chains.

WARIO: Get him!!!

All of the X-Men beat up New Mario.

NEW MARIO: Ugh!!! (sees super powered tazer) (thinks: Aha! This is my last chance!)

New Mario crawls and grabs the Tazer. Then he gets up and tazed the X-Men.

ALL OF X-MEN: Oww!!!!

NEW MARIO: Ha! I am still the man!

New Mario then quickly grab Wario and puts him in a machine which sucks your DNA. Then, New Mario makes it suck 50% of Wario's DNA.

NEW MARIO: Aha! I have completed my task! Now I will use this to make the T.5001!

???: Not while I'm around!

An unknown person kicks New Mario up in the air.

???: Ha! You have been TAKEN DOWN BY THE MAN!!!

Wario wakes up.

WARIO: Huh? Who are you there? And where is New Mario?

???: I send him flying in the air. And, my name is not important. What is important is that we need to get outta here to your home!

The crew then flied back to Wario's House. To be continued...

Episode 12: We Got Yo Back!
The episode starts with all of the X-Men inside their house. That Unknown Person is revealed to be a Knuckles Recolor.

???: Alright. Now. I am going to reveal the mastermind who is behind everything.

WARIO: Alright! Tell us!

???: The mastermind is  C. He is C's brother. He decided he want to buy the whole world, so that is why he did it to you guys. Now, follow me. We must go on an adventure!

WARIO: Ok! Let's follow him!

And so, Wario and That Unknown Person and The X-Men has gone on a adventure, going to worlds 1 to 8, fighting bosses, until finally they go to 8- C.

C : Ah, you finally arrived... Obooglunk.

WARIO: Wait... so your name is Obooglunk? Some UnMarioWiki user or something?

Obooglunk: Yes, I am the Knuckles Recolor your looking at.

WARIO: Ok! Let's go and defeat  C !

All of them tried to fight  C, but  C  dodged all of the attacks and he fired his lazer.

C: Nooooooo!!!!

C jumped in front of the lazer and deflected it! Then some letters from the alphabet appeared.

C: Don't worry! We Got Yo Back!

C : Impossible!!! How can he deflect my lazer?!

NEW MARIO: Stop right there!

Obooglunk: Oh great... Him again...

New Mario then proceeds to beat up  C  and throw him on the erupting volcano 1 block away.

NEW MARIO: Ok. Now that that's out of the way...

WARIO: I have a bad feeling about this...

NEW MARIO: Ok, so LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT...that stupid Knuckles the Hedgehog recolor has beaten me up!

Obooglunk: Stop calling me stupid!

NEW MARIO: Well, "sorry", you piece of cr@p! Anyway, I, New Mario, will introduce to my new creation...THE T.5001!

The T.5001 appears but he explodes.

NEW MARIO: Oh well. I give up.

The Crew: YAY!!!

And so, the X-Men had lived there normal lives once again.

THE END!

Episode 13: The Super Wario Bros Halloween Special II
Wario is sitting on his living room. Waluigi appears.

Waluigi: Hey Wario, you forgot to do the decerations again.

Wario: OH DAMIT!!! WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET THINGS?!?!

Suddenly, a knock on the door is heard.

Waluigi: Huh? Hey Wario! Did you hear that? It might be a child wanting some candy!

Wario: Shut up, you loser! Don't you know. I sold all of the candy to Bob Saget!

??? (outside house): WHAT DID YOU SAY???

Wario: I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE SO SHUT UP, NOOB!!!!!!!

???: (bowser's roar)

The door has been knocked out. And then, it was Wario's worst nightmare, King Pig!

Wario: WAAH!!! I'M SCARED OF PIGS!!!

Waluigi: Don't worry. Just let the angry birds fight him.

King Pig: Now I will beat you- wait say what know?

The angry birds proceeded to beat up King Pig.

Wario: Alright! Thank you angry birds!!!

Red Bird: No problem! Whenever there's those pesky Green Pigs around, just call us our group name!

The angry birds fly away.

Meanwhile, in Nim-Nom's lair...

Nim-Nom: Heh heh heh!!! I will get my revenge!!! In 3 episodes or so! Hahahahaha!

The end.

Episode 14: Candy Land!
Wario is just sitting in his couch.

Wario: I'm bored...I hope I get to a magical adventure or something...

Suddenly, a magic portal opened up.

Wario: I wonder what this portal goes to?

Wario goes inside the portal.

???: Heh heh heh...my plan was working...I will leave the portal open just to be safe...

Cuts to a very ellipsttic scene. Cuts to where Wario finally gets to Candy Land.

Wario: Wow...could this be...CANDY LAND!!!!!!

Wario then runs around happily and stuff. Meanwhile, someone else comes out of the portal.

???: Heh heh...This land won't be so fun while I change things around here!

Wario then continues running happily. Suddenly, the sky goes black.

Wario: Huh? What's going on? Uh-oh...

Wario sees a bunch of bad people guarding everything in the so-called Candy Land.

Wario: I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Wario runs looking for the portal. It is hardly visible from Wario's place he is currently in.

Soveriegn Blargatron: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Wario continues running, until he sees the portal.

Wario: I'm almost there!!!

Wario gets in the portal.

???: DANGIT!!! I knew this couldn't work!!!

Wario then reappears to the inside of his house.

Waluigi: Wario! i have been looking all over for you. Were have you been??

Wario: Just to this so-called paradise.

Waluigi: I don't know what that means but ok.

Meanwhile...

???: Don't worry, I have a next plan! If this fails, then I will have to show my true self!

The end.

Episode 15: Uncle Gadget's Visit!
Wario is shown sitting in his couch. A knock on the door is heard.

WARIO: What is it this time???!!!

Wario open the door. A man appears with Sience Glasses, Carrying some antidote nobody cares about and stuff shaped like gears.

UNCLE GADGET: I am Uncle Gadget, Wario!

WARIO: OMG!!! WALUIGI LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE BY THE DOOR!!!

WALUIGI: For the last time Wario I'm b- Who the cowholy heckaheckin potatohead is that?!

WARIO: It's my Uncle, Waluigi!

Waluigi: Well, come on in..."Uncle..."

Gadget: Why did you say my name so wierdly, Purple One?

Waluigi: (to Wario) He is acting suspicously...he even called me Purple One...so that is a sign that somethings wrong. (writes on notebook about something) (to Gadget) Okay, you can come on in.

Gadget: Sweet! (goes inside)

Wario: You will love how my new and fancy house looks like!

Waluigi: You bought a new house???

Wario: Yeah. I made the outside and inside exactly look like the old one so you wouldn't notice!

Wario presses a button somewhere. Then, the house transforms into a 5 story house, with beautiful artwork around it.

Wario: I spent Over 9000!!!! bucks on this! So don't break ANYTHING and I mean: ANYTHING!

Gadget: Wow...this is all acordding to plan...

Wario: (to Gadget) Oh, I thought you say something?

Gadget: Nothing.

(at night...)

Cut to Gadget's room at night. Gadget wakes up.

Gadget(whispering): I need to be verrry quiet so I don't get caught...(tiptoes to Wario's fridge)

Gadget steals Wario's garlic. Then, he left Wario's house to the wierd-looking machine that obliterate everything.

Gadget: Heheh...now I will obliterate ALL of Wario's Garlic!

Gadget puts the Garlic on the wierd-looking machine that obliterates everything.

Gadget: Now, My command for this machine is...OBLITERATE THIS SCUM TO HELL!!!!!

The machine obliterates Wario's Garlic. Now they are nothing but nothingness.

Gadget: Hahahaha... (looks behind him) What?!

New Mario: HEY! THIS IS MY GARLIC! I STEALED IT! YOU MUST DIE!!!

New Mario throws a huge fireball at Gadget and was sent flying to the house. The coustume wears off.

Wario: (window break) Huh??? That sounded like window breaking. OH NO! SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO ROB OUR HOUSE!!!!1 (pushes alarm button)

Alarm: ALARM! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! INTRUDER! OMG 1337 H4X! (continues beeping)

X-Men: CRIME IN PROGRESS!!!!!

The X-Men goes to poles that they slide on to the location on what happened.

They saw what appears to be Uncle Gadget but what appears to be Nim-Nom.

Wario: NIM-NOM???

Nim-nom: AHH! TERRORIST! (jumps out broken window)

Waluigi: What the??? So this is Nim-Nom all along!

Homer: What a ripoff!

Bowser: Yeah. Let's chase him then.

Wario: Good idea!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 16: Nim-Nom's Revenge
Wario and the X-Men are chasing Nim-Nom in the darkness.

Nim-Nom: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Wario: Ha! You have no choice but to stop!

Nim-Nom stops at a dead end. Then, Nim-Nom sees New Mario's hand, then he grabbed it then he is pulled to New Mario's lair.

New Mario: I see you come here to defeat the Wario Bros. eh?

Nim-Nom: Yeah...They had better weapons then before! I hate them so much!

New Mario: Now what we do is get a plan.

Nim-Nom: Hey New Mario! You know what I am thinking?

New Mario: (gasp) The Koopa Mafia!!!

Cut to the Koopa Mafia's Big Bad HQ.

Dry Bones: Ok, so tell me in the next 1 minute or get the heck out.

New Mario: We need to stop Wario and the X-Men! What do we do?

Dry Bones: Well, we will just go then!

Cut to Wario Bros. with Nim-Nom, New Mario, and The Koopa Mafia.

Wario: Not you again!!!

Dry Bones: Hahaha! Now you will die!

Wario sits on Some Tiny Moron that Nobody Cares About.

All: OMG YOU REALLY DIDN'T NO WAY YOU REALLY DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Ok let's stop this. This is pointless now and I ran out of Ideas.

THE END....OR IS IT???

Episode 17: The X-Men Go To School
Wario is sitting in his chair, and then feels a strange feeling...

Wario: Hmm. So 2 + 2 is Over 9000...and 3 + 3 is my butt...so that concludes my calculations.

Waluigi: Wario! We have been invited to a school! You wanna join?

Wario: Sure, just to prove my calculations are currect.

Cut to 1337 Elementary School...

(At Gym Class...)

Teacher of some sort: Ok class. Today we are going to do soccer.

(Soccer starts. Then, someone grabs the soccer ball on purpose.)

Teacher: HEY!!! YOU THERE!!! RED CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Oh dear. How many exclamation points are there?

Nim-nom: You mean how many !'s are there?

Wario: Shut up Nim-nom! You are not supposed to be here anyways!

(At Math Class...)

Another teacher that may or not be extremely familiar: Alright class. So we will be teaching ourselves how to do multiplication. So get your maths books.

Wario: Wait? Maths books?! (laughs)

Teacher: WARIO PLEASE STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Wow. He has a lot of exclamation points then the gym teacher!

Nim-nom: It's !'s, not exclamation points, Wario!

Wario: SHADDAP! (poops on face)

(At English Class which is their final visit in school for today...)

A teacher which has all elements of fire, water, earth, and more which he used to decipline students if they do bad things and I don't know why this is the longest character name ever: Ok class. Everyone will be passing out papers to write some words that some of you don't understand. You know what we use them for? To practice English. English English English. Why am I saying the word English so much? Ok, get started once you have the paper.

Wario gets his paper. Then, he looks at one word that he doesn't know about.

Wario raises his hand.

Teacher: Yes, Wario?

Wario: What does Fuc k mean?

Teacher: F YOU!!! (uses fire and turns wario on fire)

Wario; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE

(The rest of the day later...)

Wario: Well we had a wacky day in school didn't we?

Waluigi: Yeah.

Bowser: I agree.

Prof. E Gad: Yabba yabba yabba!

Homer: Buttlickin fu ck word.

(The english teacher burns Homer for mentioning the word from the English Class paper)

Homer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE

Wario: Can we end this episode now?

Waluigi; Yeah.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Wow! This is the longest list of exclamation points I ever seen!

Waluigi: Let's end this episode already!

The

End!

Episode 18: The X-Men Get Detention
Wario is at some class. Then, he farts.

Teacher: WARIO!!! YOU GET DETENTION AFTER LUNCH!!!!!!!!

Wario: Why would you give me detention? I farted and did nothing wrong!

Teacher: Well, haven't you ACTUALLY read the school rules before you first came here?

Wario: Umm...No.

Teacher: As you can see, there is a rule which says...(grabs the book which is called Da Rules and go to Page 9000!!!!! and points to Rule123456789)...there is no farting in class, or anywhere in the school!

Wario: Well that's Stupid! I fart all the time! I never get in trouble before for farting in my whole entire life!

Teacher: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LUNCH TIME NOW AND YOU GET DETENTION AFTER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(After Lunch...)

Wario and Co. is sitting in the classroom all alone.

Wario: Hey! The teacher is not here anyways! Why don't we talk all day?

Homer: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Bowser: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah???

Waluigi: Blablablablablablablablablalbalbalbalblabalblablablablablabvalbalbalbalblal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: BE QUIET RIGHT FUC KING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Sorry.

The teacher leaves.

Wario: How about we play a game of I Spy?

Waluigi: That's too boring. I want to play Stupid Mario Galaxy!

Homer: That's a bad shame in my opinion! I want to play Mario Kart: Quintillion Dash!!!!!!!!

Bowser: I want to play Paper Mario 3!

Wario: That's the worst shame I ever played yet!!! I want to play Mario and Luigi: Superstar Smagha...I think it's spelled right.

Nim-nom: I want to play Battle my Butt! 64 Pii!

Bowser: Does that shame even exist?

Teacher: IF I HERE TALKING ONE MORE TIME...I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YOU MOTHERFUC KING NIG ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The teacher shoots lazers from his eyes at the door and walks out.

Wario: Hey! You want to pretend this is another Mario's Adventure sequel?

All: Yeah!!!

Wario: Ok! Here we go!

(The story starts in Wario's House)

Wario: Wow! I won a trip to B.U.T.T Club's Funny Island? That's great!

Luigi: Wow. Stupid.

Tinky-Winky: My butt could make an amusement park better than this!

Modecai: This is stupid.

Nim-nom; Crap and stupid.

(Nim-nom facepalms himself)

Wario: I don't care! I wanna go!

Soveriegn Blargatron: Watch out! There is a million T-5001's put there!

Wario: YOU MUST DIE!!! Goes Super Saiyan!

Soceriegn Blargatron: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Wario Beats up Soveriegn Blargatron!)

Gumball: You have underestimated me!!!!!!!

Wario: I never underestimated anything, FOO!

Waluigi: Hey you want to do kamehameha battle with me

Wario: Sure

Wario: Kamehameha

Waluigi: Kamehameha

(an epic asplosion pops out)

Wario: Wow that was fun

Waluigi: Let's do it some other time

Wario: OK

Nim-nom: I want training my power level is only 100 an i want moar powa

Wario: Sorry I dont train with noobs

Waluigi: ill train ya

Nim-nom: ok thnks

Wario: I'm really tired of this! (goes super saiyan 4 and beats up nim-nom and kills him then get him n the sun to ultimatly burn him)

(Back to the show...)

The class is very messy with Wario and Co still sitting.

Teacher: Hello I'm ba- OMG YOU REALLY DIDN'T NO WAY YOU REALLY DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(To be continued)

Episode 19: The X-Men Get Expelled From School
(In the very messy Classroom...)

Teacher: HOW DARE YOU MESS UP THIS ROOM!!!!!!!!

Wario: But, we were just spoofing Mario Adventure!

Teacher: I DON'T CARE, BESIDES YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING ANYWAY! NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(At the Principal's Office...)

Principal: Wario! Do you have anything to say for yourself!!!!

Wario: Yeah. I don't know what Fu ck means at my English Paper.

Principal: NO! (sets Wario on fire)

Wario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!!

Principal: Wario!!! YOUR EXPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Back at Wario's House...)

Wario: I can't believe we got expelled! I mean, it wasn't bad in the first day!

Waluigi: That nerve of that principal! We gotta make a revenge plan for this guy!

Bowser: I know! How about fighting him in a Super Smash Bros. 64 manner?

Homer: I think that might be actually epic! I'll get fighting music!

(At the Principal's office, the Principal are working on something. After this, Wario and Co. slam the door down.)

Wario: PRINCIPAL! WE CHALLANGE YOU TO A SUPER SMASH BROS. 64 FIGHT! WINNER GETS TO TAKE ROLE AS PRINCIPAL!\

Principal: Heyheyhey!!! I want to fight you guys!!! But I am NOT gonna give up my job!!! I'm gonna win!

(They fight in Super Smash Bros. world while Wind of Fjord's plays NOTE: It is a Roblox song and you can search for it on youtube)

Meanwhile, Wario and Co. won.

Principal: Noooo! I can't lose like this!!! I will be back to win this someday!!!! (disappears)

Wario: (victory music) Yay, we won!

The

End!

Episode 20: Super Wario Preschool
Cuts to outside of the Super Wario Preschool. Cut to Inside of Super Wario Preschool. Now, in Baby Wario's classroom...

Baby Wario: Yay! My first day of scool!

Baby Luigi: It's school!!! Dumbrain!!!

Baby Wario: Shut up Baby Luigi!

Baby Luigi: ....

Baby Rosalina: I wonder what our teacher is today?

The door opens.

Baby Wario: Oh boy! I can't wait to see the teacher of tihs scool!

Baby Luigi: Do I have to correct you again?!

The teacher comes in.

Preschool Teacher: Hello. I am your teacher. For. Today.

Baby Rosalina: Wow he uses periods (.) alot...

Preschool Teacher: Today. We are going to. Read. Some. Books. About. Calculus.

Baby Wario: Wat tee??? We don't teach Calculus in Preschool!!! Now I asplode you, Teacher!

(Baby Wario asplodes Preschool Teacher)

Baby Wario: guess we have to teach ourselves then!

Baby Luigi: This is boring! I'm getting outta here! (runs off)

Baby Tario comes out of a portal.

Baby Tario: Oh no! Wrong place! Oh well, I'mma asplode this school!

(Baby Tario asplodes the school)

Baby Wario: Whatever. (flys away)

The

End!

Episode 21: George Bush drinks Beer
''The X-Men Were at Gannon's Pub drinking beer... With GEORGE BUSH!!!!''

WARIO: How dare you drink all that beer, you MONSTER!!!

(George Bush chuckles)

WARIO: Guess who's coming to criticize dinner?

(George Bush chuckles even more)

WARIO: YOU!!!!!

(insert random fighting scene here)

GEORGE BUSH: ''Okay, okay. I want to drink beer, not SLEEP with a WILD ANIMAL!!''

(DUBYA kicks WARIO out of Gannon's Pub)

WARIO: Oooh!

N00B: c4n 1 h45 71x pl0x?

WARIO: NOOO!!!!!

''WARIO grabs an RPG from his pocket. The n00b grabbed his own weapon, SPAM! WARIO aims first. The n00b fires the Spam Cannon in slow motion. WARIO dodges it in normal motion. WARIO fires his RPG and sends the n00b flying into the horizon.''

WALUIGI: I'm part of the-

WARIO: SHUT UP!!

(WALUIGI whines)

DOCTOR: ''Wario, why are you angry? Because you're fat? HA HA HA!!!''

WARIO: (growls) I'll kill you, crazy doctor!!!!!

(SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT laughs and points at WARIO)

Episode 22: Sniff the Flowers
Wario is facing the whole crew of X-Men in his house. The began an announcement.

Wario: Okay guys! We are going to do chores now. Now I know how much you hate chores, and their boring but hey! Your mother and father probably told you to do chores before! Ok. First thing we are gonna do is to sniff the flowers!

Waluigi: I would go with that. That is pretty simple.

Bowser raises his hand.

Wario: What?

Bowser: What if they are all pollen and what if one of us is allergic to pollen?

Homer: I'm allergic to pollen.

Wario: ... Anyway, cmon! Go outside and do the chore already, will ya?!

Everyone goes outside while Wario is busy being lazy.

The chore goes on for 10 minutes. Suddenly, Homer sneezes.

Waluigi: Bless you.

Homer: Thanks. Guess I was right. I was allergic to pollen! And that yellow flower has pollen inside it!

Waluigi: Then you need...POLLEN REMOVER! Removes 99.9% of pollen in a jiffy!

Waluigi goes to the yellow flower and sprinkles the pollen remover in it. Then, Homer smelled the flower and didn't sneeze.

Homer: Wow! Thanks Waluigi!

Waluigi: No problem!

Wario goes outside to check the out.

Wario: Alright! You guys all did the job?

All: Yes Sir!

Waluigi: Wait, why do we need to smell the flowers?

Wario: SHUT UP BOOMERANG! BECAUSE I SAID SO!

Wario: Ok then! We are gonna do another chore in a minute!

Bowser: (asplodes)

Episode 23: Mow the Lawn
Wario is (again) facing the whole X-Men. They began another announcement.

Wario: Ok. We all know what the next chore is!

Nim-nom: I don't know what the next chore is,

Wario: YOUR NOT AN X-MAN!!!

Wario grabs his gun and shoots Nim-nom.

Wario: Ok. Anyway, todays next chore is to...Mow the lawn! You probably already done this when you are born.

The X-Men goes outside to do the chore while Wario is sill trying to be lazy.

Cuts to outside. The chore goes on for 15 minutes, then someone said something.

???: hehehehe...I will poison everyone in the crew!

And then, the mastermind was Pickle Jr! Pickle Jr. began to poison the lawn with poison dust!!!

Pickle Jr.: hahahahaha This should kill them!

Waluigi: Hey! What is this?! (steps on Pickle Jr.)

Pickle Jr.(squashed): RETREAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The squashed Pickle Jr. runs away to somewhere. And then, someone get infected by poison.

Nim-nom: AGGHHH!!! I AM DIEEEEIIINNN-

Nim-nom chokes on himself and dies,

Wario is seeing all of the events, shocked.

Wario: OK, I am really gonna cancel chores forever!

The

End!

Episode 24: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 * WARIO wants to eat a snack.


 * WARIO: I'm not too hungry right now, so I'll just eat two pizzas, three ice creams, a slice of ham, a few Toads, some chips, a hundred hot dogs, a chocolate cake, every kind of cheese, buttered toast, a batch of brownies, pork, french fries, some scrambled eggs, nineteen cheese burgers, seventeen onion burgers, two regular burgers, watermelons, five sticks of pure butter, apple pie, blueberry pie, Pinkie Pie, macaroni and cheese, some leftovers, eleventy peanut butter sandwiches, fat in a can, a chicken, six tacos, a candy bar, eighteen chocolate pudding cups, my mom, and an old shoe for an appetizer.


 * WARIO licks his lips hungrily and opens the fridge, finding out that it's empty and only contains a salad that he never ate.


 * WARIO: What? Where's my food? I'm starving like crazy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! This friggin stinks!


 * WARIO dies of hunger. WALUIGI walks in and gasps melodramatically.


 * WALUIGI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Our leader is dead! Oh well...


 * WALUIGI drags WARIO to the graveyard and buries him, then he cries. Some nearby babies laugh at him.


 * BABY LUIGI: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a loser!
 * BABY MARIO: Your candy is stolen.
 * BABY LUIGI: Wah-wah!


 * Now the scene goes back to WALUIGI.


 * WALUIGI: I have an idea! I'll be the new leader!


 * The scene cuts to an OLD GUY.


 * OLD GUY: Shut yer yap!


 * The OLD GUY throws an boot at WALUIGI.


 * WALUIGI: Owwwwww!


 * The scene turns to DRY BONES and his gang who are making a evil plan to destroy the X-Men.


 * DRY BONES: All we have say is "Blah blah blah" and they die of boredom!
 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: What a dumb plan!


 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT pulls out a rifle and shoots DRY BONES until he's gone.


 * SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: I'm the new leader!


 * Meanwhile at the X-Men's Secret Hideout a.k.a. WARIO's basement WALUIGI had a meeting.


 * WALUIGI: I'm your new leader now!
 * BOWSER: Where's Wario? And why do even care about you being our leader any ways...
 * WALUIGI: Because I'm better then anyone! And Wario's dead.


 * Everyone walks away grumbling and then WALUIGI gets struck by lightning because he sucks.


 * BOWSER: Now I'm the new leader!


 * The scene cuts to the writers.


 * WRITER 1: Man, this script friggin SUCKS!
 * WRITER 2: Why don't we just kill everyone off? Y'know, end it?
 * WRITER 1: Hey, that's not a bad idea!
 * WRITER 3: I live with my mommy!

''The scene switches to everyone dead. BOWSER has a knife in his chest, SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT is half-eaten, DONKEY KONG is shot dead, and everyone else has asploded.''

Episode 25: Go to McDonald's
Wario is on his chair, watching Hey Paisanos! It's the totally reterted 1-UP super s#xy Super Movie!

Wario: Hmm...I am hungry! I wanna go to McDonald's!

Waluigi: Me too!

Homer: Me 3!

Bowser: Me 4!

Nim-nom: MEH OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

Wario: STAY OUT OF OUR BUISNESS!!!!!!!!!!

Wario grabs a gun and shoots Nim-nom in the pingas.

Wario: Ok now I'm bored. I am hungry. What should I eat today?

Waluigi: Hey Wario! We are going to McDonald's!

Wario: sweet!

Wario goes to the car and drives off.

Wario is inside McDonald's.

Wario: I want a super duper s3xy BIG MAC!!!

Waluigi: And I want a Pingas Burger!

Homer: And I want an uncensored Pingas!

Wario gets all of their food.

Bowser: Uhhhh...I want a Butt Burger!

Worker: Sorry...We don't have anything like that!

Bowser: (Goes Super Saiyan!)

Worker: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bowser does kamehameha at worker!

Worker: (DEAD!)

Bowser: Their really is Butt Burger! Let's try some! (eats) Wow! This is good!

Wario: Well, we are done at this place. LET'S GO TO HOME!

Wario drives to home.

The

End!

Episode 26: Pickle Jr. Gets Revenge!
Wario is sitting in his couch. Somewhere, something is quietly talking about something. Wario then gets off his chair and investigates.

Meanwhile at the place where Pickle Jr. is sitting at...

Pickle Jr.: Hahahahahahahaha!!! My plan will not fail now!

Suddenly Baby Tario suddenly appears.

Pickle Jr. looks at him in confusion and says: What are you doing here?!

Baby Tario; Just thought if you need help with your plan.

Pickle Jr. thinks about it for a moment, then says: Ok, I will let you.

Baby Tario says (Great!) and sits with Pickle Jr,

Meanwhile when Wario is talking to Waluigi...

Wario: Waluigi! I heared something wierd and it sounds like someone is talking!

Waluigi: Well, we can always search the house!

Wario; That's a great idea! Come on! Let's get our searching tools...

(end scene)

Pickle Jr. is sitting with Baby Tario studying their plan.

Baby Tario: Ok! That plan is going to be so perfect, that no one will stop us!

Then, they evil laugh together loud enough for Wario and Waluigi to hear,

Wario: Waluigi I think I heard something coming from that plant!

Waluigi: Why that? It always make sounds no one cares about.

Wario; Shut up and search it!

Waluigi searches the plant, and then he clearly sees Pickle Jr. and Baby Tario.

Baby Tario looks at Waluigi and says: Uhhh, Pickle Jr.... I think we had to go...

Pickle Jr.: Oh that's nonsense! Why would we... (stops and looks at Waluigi) Uh oh...

Then they run and run and run for a half hour until they got in the streets.

(end scene)

We see Pickle Jr. and Baby Tario sitting in the streets.

Pickle Jr.(put of breath): Wow. That was a close one! If we didn't run, we would be caught and be caught by the blue guys!

Baby Tario: Uhh...can't you call them The Police next time?

Pickle Jr.: Ok I'll call them the police next time.

Policeman: STOP RIGHT THERE! (hold gun at the both of them)

Pickle Jr.: Woah, no need to get viloent there!

Policeman: SHUT UP!!!

The policeman pulls the trigger and shoots Pickle Jr. very badly. Pieces of pickle are everywhere. Then, the policeman knew he has finished his job and got to the Cop Car and speed out. And what became of Baby Tario? Oh, he excaped to a random portal which leads to Koopa Mafia HQ. Then, Baby Tario signed a agreement to work with them.

(The End!)

Episode 27: Cheese is Good for Yo Mama!
Wario is sitting in his couch, like always. Then, he founds cheese at the carpet.

Wario: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE CHEESE EVER SINCE THE EPISODE Tummy Tummy Tummy AND NOW I WILL SHOOT THIS CHEESE!

Wario pulls out the gun. Epic cam Angles get used in this episode. Wario pulls the trigger and once it hit the cheese, the cheese asploded. Pieces of cheese were everywhere, harder then Cheezits.

We see Waluigi have a big box that smells like cheese (inside the box was cheese, duh) and hands it to his very very very ugly Mom. Wario suddenly notices, and Wario's head asplode. Then...

Evil Guy appears out of nowhere and says: HAHAHAHAHA That's what you get for hating cheese!

Nim-Nom(who appears for no reason) Says: Yeah I totally agree!

Wario comes back to life and kills the 2 people next to his corpse.

We see the TV with the news on.

Reporter: Breaking news! A dead Wario is killing everybody who likes cheese! The only way to stop him is...SEASHELLS SEASHELLS DOWN AT THE SHORE SHORE!

Then Waluigi turns off the TV.

Waluigi: Bah, who cares. I like cheese anyway.

Then, Wario's Ghost appears.

Waluigi: AHHHHH PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!

Wario grabs a pistol and points it at Waluigi and says: Too late. You said you like cheese and now I am killing you!

Waluigi then remember's what the reporter said and sats: SEASHELLS SEASHELLS DOWN AT THE SHORE SHORE!

Then Wario comes back to life and is now alive for some reason.

Wario: Woah, what happened?

Waluigi: Nothing. And moral to the story IS...SEASHELLS SEASHELLS DOWN AT THE SH-

Waluigi gets shot by gun by Wario.

Wario: It is actually: Cheese is Good for Yo Mama's A$$!

(the end!)

Episode 28: Let's Take the Black House Down Again! (Part 1)
It all started when Wario was lazy, sitting in his couch all day. Then, they heard a knock on the door.

Wario: Uggh, I will get it.

Wario was about to open the door when suddenly the door falled down. The Koopa Mafia marched in there with Angry Faces.

Wario: Oh no, not THIS again...(calls the X-Men here to check it out)

Then the whole X-Men come here.

Homer: What are you doing here?!

Dry Bones: We want our revenge since you did not include us! Except the time when you are chasing Nim-nom again. Now, you know what, I am going to do the thing that I was going to do for the last time...

Then, the whole Koopa Mafia putted out their Guns and shooted. Wario and CO. runned away with out getting shot. In the process, lots of bullets break some things.

Dry Bones: That's it, we are going to revive the Black House again!

Cuts to the Ruined Black House. Dry Bones are next to it. Then, he gets out a Rebuild potion and puts it on the building. The building rebuilds itself, and Dry Bones laughed manicly.

Cuts to Wario shocked at the mess.

Wario: I can't believe it! I wished the war would end already!

Waluigi: But, you never know when our war might end, Wario.

Wario: I think the war's gonna end in 8 seasons.

Homer: HEY!!! YOU SHOWED SPOILERS!

Wario: Sorry. (looks around) (notices a letter) Oh look a letter let's read it!

Letter: Dear X-Rated-Men, I have revived the Black House just so you can destroy it again. ALSO I TRAPPED MARIO IN THE THIRD FLOOR AND HE IS GONNA ASPLODE AFTER 3 HOURS!!! Hate, Dry Bones Gang PS. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wario rips up the paper, throws it out the window, and says: Well guys, we are gonna have another Black House mission.

Wario and the X-Men gets out of the house, and walks to the Black House. To be continued...

Episode 29: Let's Take the Black House Down Again! (Part 2)
Wario and Co. is inside of the Black House. Then, they saw a whole army of Men in the suits and Baby Tario leading them.

Baby Tario: KILL THEM!!!

Wario: Hey!!! I thought you are dead!

Baby Tario: Not yet Wario! I am unstoppable and I will avenge Nim-Nom!!!

Wario: Wait, isn't Nim-Nom with us i nthe last episode etc.?

Baby Tario: I don't care/ Now DIE!

A massive battle ensues, in the next scene.

Wario bumps into a MITS (which means Men in the suit) and kills him. Waluigi keeps shooting guns to nowhere. One bullet hit the MITS in the leg and it screams in pain. Homer uses Super Punch and the MITS with the broken leg dies, along with 3 other MITS. Then, Wario turns into Wario-Man and uses Invinity punch at Baby Tario, and killing the rest of the MITS. Then, they had a RPG fight scene in the next scene.

Baby Tario: 1000/1000

Wario: 200/200

Waluigi: 500/500

Bowser: 600/600

Homer: 100/100 (cuz he sucks lol)

Homer: Hey! Change my health or else! And stop calling me that!

(Ok ok!)

Homer: 9000/9000

Homer: That's better! And I love my # of health!

(Uh...thanks?)

Baby Tario used INTERRUPTING COW!!!

Homer: 8999/9000

Wario: 199/200

Waluigi: 499/500

Bowser: 599/600

Wario: Hey! Have you forgot? I turned to Wario-Man!

(Fine...)

Wario-Man: Invinity/Invinity

Baby Tario: HEY THAT'S CHEATING!!!

(Too bad)

Wario-Man uses INVINITY PUNCH!!!

Baby Tario: 0/1000

Baby Tario dies,

Wario and Co: WOOHOOO!!!!!!

(To be continued...)

Episode 30: Let's Take the Black House Down Again! (Part 3)
Wario and Co. proceed to the 2nd floor. Then, they see a army of 50 MITS lead by Some Tiny Moron that Nobody Cares About.

Tiny Moron: You may have killed the MITS in the First Floor and injured Baby Tario, but will you pass my army of 50 MITS and me?

Wario: I don't care what you throw at us! Just let's get to this battle already!

Then, the battle begin. Wario used Super Punch and killed 3 MITS. Waluigi picks out his Pistol and shoots a MITS at the head, and then the MITS head asploded. Suddenly, a MITS shot Homer in the arm, and Homer screamed and screamed. Wario comes to the scene and pulls out a MK 9000 and shoot the MITS in the heart, and the heart asploded.

Wario; Homer, are you ok?!

Homer just screams in pain until he passed out.

Wario: (gets angry) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario suddenly turns into Wario-Man, and killed the rest of the MITS, however Tiny Moron was hiding during the fight, so Wario-man didn't hit him. Then, Tiny Moron appears, and Wario-man turns back into Wario.

Tiny Moron: Yaaah!!! You think you can kill me that easily! Well I have you know-

Wario shot Tiny Moron and is set flying before he can finish his sentence.

Wario: Come on guys. We have to blow up this house and get Mario!

Wario moved up to the 3rd floor and seen the rest of the Koopa Mafia: Dry Bones, Colonel Goomba, and General Koopa.

Wario: You! Let's pwn them!!!

Dry Bones: Fools! You can't beat us! WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

Bowser: Ha! If you said that you would sound stupid!

Dry Bones: HEY! THAT GUY CALLED MY STUPID! GET HIM!

General Koopa runned at Bowser but Bowser blowed fire out of his mouth but General Koopa hided in his shell at the right time and dodged it. Then, Wario sits on Colonel Goomba and squish him. Waluigi jumps on General Koopa, making it hide in its shell, and throwed it to a Nuclear Bomb and it destroyed Some Guys house. Next, Dry Bones was fighting Wario. They were fighting with swords, and at one point Wario is about to stab Dry Bones in the chest, but Dry Bones teleported the right time.

Wario: Wha- Wait- HOW?!

Dry Bones: I learned that technique when I was alive and a Evil Koopa and still led the mafia. Now, I will have my revenge for killing my UNDERLINGS!

Dry Bones punched Wario in the face and his sword falls somewhere. Turns out that Wario's Sword was actually a bomb that blew out a chunk of the Black House. The ceiling falled out, revealing daylight.

Dry Bones: Wh- Whoaaaa man...

Wario: And I called the hospital car and bring Homer to the hospital before we go to this floor.

Dry Bones: Ugh, shut up and fight!

Dry Bones pulls out a gun and shoots it, but misses. Waluigi punches him to the ground.

Dry Bones: NOOO!!! I thought this is between me and Wario!!!

Wario: Well, DEAL WITH IT BRAH!

Wario grabs Dry Bones in the feet and spin and spin and throws Dry Bones in the air (similar to the time where Mario swinged Bowser to bombs in Super Mario 64).

Wario: Hurray! We stopped Dry Bones plans!

???: Not yet!!!

Then, Private Luigi appears.

Wario: WHA???

Private Luigi: That's right! I am the private of the mafia! Now die!

Luigi pulls out a gun and shoots everywhere, but misses Wario and Co.

Wario: Hah!!! You are just shooting in the air!

Luigi: Damn!!! How dare Dry Bones not train me to shoot a gun at someone!!!

Wario uses Super Punch at Luigi and sent him flying in the air.

Wario: Now let's save Mario!

And long story short, Mario was saved. And then Wario pulls out a Rocket Launcher and destroy the entire Black House.

Wario and Co.: HURRRRRRRRRRRRAAAYYY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Waluigi: Umm, are we ripping this off from another show?

Wario: Meh, screw dat. We saved Mario.

Mario; Thank you for saving me for no reason whatsoever!

Wario: O....K...

(THE END OF SEASON 2!!!)

(BUT WAIT!!! I have something to tell you. Whatever happened to the Koopa Mafia? Are they really destroyed forever? Let's find out...)

Dry Bones is in a pile of rubble (that same rubble from Some Guy's House that was destroyed earlier) and is struggiling to get up. Suddenly, he heard a phone ringing (his phone) and takes out the phone.

Dry Bones: H...hello?

???; You...

Dry Bones: Who is this?

???: I am your master...I have a suprise for you...

Dry Bones: Why?

???: You see...after your plan failed again...and your 'mafia' is in bad condiction...I think I want to help you...

Dry Bones: Really? How?!

???: End this call and turn around.

Dry Bones ended the call and turned around. He saw his whole team alive for some reason, including Baby Tario.

(The REAL End)