The War Is Finished

The War Is Finished is the final episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!. It aired sometime in the history of the universe.

Summary
Wario and the X-Men finally defeat the Koopa Mafia.

Scene 1
WALUIGI is sleeping on a couch in front of the TV.


 * WARIO:(bursts in out of nowhere) WALUIGI LISTEN TO THIS!
 * WALUIGI:AHHHHHHHHH! (blows up)
 * WARIO:Huh...oh well, let's just tell Bowser then.
 * BOWSER:(comes in) What did you call me for, boss?
 * WARIO:SHUT UP! Oh, wait, it's just you. You gotta listen to my awesome plan!
 * BOWSER:Is it like that one time where you kept making people asplode with your super farts?
 * WARIO:I told you we never mentioned that again! Anyway this war with the Koopa Mafia is geting boring so I want to end it NOW!
 * BOWSER:Boss, we've done that, like, 50 bazillion times already!
 * WARIO:So? I just want to live in peace and eat lotsa spaghetti!
 * BOWSER:Don't...even...say that...

Scene 2
Outside the X-Men Headquarters...


 * BOWSER:So, how exactly do you plan to do this again?
 * WARIO:Well, when the Koopa Mafia come to start another shoot-out with us, we'll just hide behind some bushes, jump out, wish Goomba a happy birthday, and then kill them all!
 * BOWSER:Are you sure about this?
 * WARIO:STFU here they come! Quick, hide!
 * BOWSER AND WARIO:(hide behind a bush)
 * KOOPA MAFIA:(walks by, stops when they get outside the X-Men HQ)
 * GOOMBA:So, how are we gonna do this, boss?
 * DRY BONES:Shut up, stupid! I told you a thousand times before! We're gonna just tell them that we don't want to fight anymore and give them this cake. Don't be such an idiot!
 * GOOMBA:..............sorry..............
 * DRY BONES:SHUT UP I SAID! Okay no one's here so let's just leave the cake.
 * KOOPA MAFIA:(leaves cake and walks off)
 * BOWSER:Uh, boss? Your plan failed.
 * WARIO:WHAT? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............

Scene 3
At the bar.


 * WARIO:It doesn't matter that my plan failed. I'm done with this stupid war! OMGYAYZLAWLZ!
 * BOWSER:But boss, that just leaves one more thing to take care of.
 * WARIO:What is it?
 * BOWSER:Well, considering the fact that now that both sides of this war are equally tired of fighting, we now have a conundrum; the faithful viewers of our unpleasent fighting will now be disappointed and will most likely go into a rage and destroy every single town, city, and village known to man, and 5 known to McDonald's employees only.
 * WARIO:Say it in English, damnit!
 * BOWSER:The show's gonna end. The fans will kill you.
 * WARIO:Oh. Well, don't worry. I have a plan for that!

Scene 4
Outside a news store.


 * NEWSCASTER:In other news, famous TV show The Super Wario Bros. Wah-Wah Show! has ended due to it's two rival gangs stopping their fighting.
 * ANGRY CROWD:WHAT?
 * WARIO:Okay, Waluigi, just stand in front of that crowd there.
 * WALUIGI:But why?
 * WARIO:Because I'm your leader! Now go calm them down!
 * WALUIGI:(walks over to the crowd)Uhm...ahem...people, calm down! I am a member of the X-Men from the series, The Super Wario Bros. Wah-Wah Show!, and I'm here to-
 * ANGRY MOB:KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
 * WALUIGI:WTF-
 * ANGRY MOB:(kills Waluigi)
 * BOWSER:This was your plan?
 * WARIO:Yep!
 * BOWSER:Wow...best...plan...EVER!

TEH END SUCKAZ

Moral

 * Mobs are killer.
 * Don't end a series if people will form a mob.

Trivia

 * After the show ended, all cast members went on to live their lives peacefully. However, 2 days later, they all died because...of some reason. Only Wario was revived, via Napoleon Bonaparte's Miracle Machine.
 * Wario lived on to become even stupider and more shameful then he was in this series.
 * Bowser later revealed that he actually thought is was NOT the best plan ever, and he expressed concern for Waluigi. He was brutally tortured by Bill Gates for this statement.