New Mario's New and IMPROVED cupcake robot (part 1)

New Mario's New and IMPROVED Cupcake Robot (Part 1) is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
New Mario adds some cybernetic upgrades to New Luigi, creating a new and IMPROVED Cupcake Robot.

Script
Scene 1

New Mario and New Luigi are in New Mario's lab, having a conversation.

NEW LUIGI: Well, due to the death of Yoshi, we're going to need a new minion. My cybernetic upgrades weren't enough to defeat Evil Guy and his friends, after all.

NEW MARIO: Why don't we just add some new upgrades? It would be easier and I have a spectacular plan in mind.

NEW LUIGI: What is it?

NEW MARIO: I have discovered something called adaptive technology. It's a brilliant innovation that, if exploited correctly, would allow you to absorb any object around you, depending on your power source.

NEW LUIGI: And my power source is cupcakes.

NEW MARIO: Correct. That means we have to find the largest source of cupcakes in the area, and you can become unstoppable!

ALL: Wahahahahahahahhahahhahhaaaa!!!

Scene 2

Evil Guy is taking a stroll in a Generic Meadow. He comes to the demolished Cupcake Castle, not noticing two suspicious figures standing in its midst.

EVIL GUY: Hey, look! The Cupcake Castle! I remember this place.

Suddenly, one of the two suspicious figures raises its arms, causing the rubble from the castle to swirl around it. The other suspicious figure, which is revealed to be New Mario, laughs maniacally.

NEW MARIO: Yesss! We did it, New Luigi!

New Luigi has become a towering, pink robot. Evil Guy pulls a walkie-talkie out of his pocket and calls his minions.

EVIL GUY: Calling all minions! Do you read me? Please report to the ruins of the Cupcake Castle immediately! This is not a drill...or a prank...or a...just get over here! Your master's life is in danger!

PICKLE: Sir, yes, sir!

FERNANDO: Right away.

SHADOW KIRBY: 'K.

WARIO: Sorry, I can't. I'm at an emergency meeting with the X-Men.

EVIL GUY: Rrgh! Hurry up. It's chasing me. I'll--

Evil Guy drops the walkie-talkie as the Cupcake Robot steps on it.

EVIL GUY: Crud.

To be continued...

Moral
Don't rely on Wario.

Trivia
Originally, New Luigi was supposed to only have been revived in this episode, but this concept was dropped due to some issues with the plot.