Deidara

Deidara is a guy from Toad Town that ate 63/64 of the Toad population and then left for Hyrule. After then he learnt Katsu which is an explosion move made from Nitroglycerin and George W. Bush, he started working for Evil Evil Guy. But after Evil Evil Guy died, he needed to fend for himself. So he went to Mario and asked for food. After that, they became the best of friends and killed all of Wario's 1112131415161718191 Children except one. Then that one child became Wario Jr. A few years later, he signed up for the Shamelympics (that he claims to created with Mario) and appeared in his top-selling shame: Ikustaka Eats The Rubber Duck. He won the Shamelympics and recieved $111213141516171818; $1 each from Wario's dead children, and split it with his best friend, Mario. After Deidara spent it on control over Bill Cosby, he killed Bill Gates Jr. and got a lot of money back, including Bill Gates' and Bill Gates Jr's money. He participated in the Katsu War, where he was an expert soldier. Later he died trying to get his fridge open, but he came back to life due to the Revival Machine. Then he injured Napoleon Bonaparte and ran away. Currently he is a guard over Weegee, and he has killed many people trying to get to him, including Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Guy. Years later, Bill Gates found him inside Weegee's prison and requested that he hand Weegee over. Then Deidara used Pwnsu, which is a new move made just for killing Bill Gates. Now that Bill Gates is dead, he is the Ruler of All Eternity and has requested that Toad Town be destroyed and that Toads be made into a new snack called a Toad Truffle. After that, the remaining Toads attacked Deidara's Place while he was off shift. This was soon to be called the Toad War. Toad Truffles are still being made, being one of the best-selling foods ever. Even Evil Guy praises his power. (This is Deidara: Click on this link, it will take you to one of countless Deidara videos *hm*: ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j1E15oabx8<---)

[edit] Fun Facts About Deidara

 * He created the Toad Truffle
 * He's the only one that could inflict any pain on Napoleon Bonaparte
 * His signature move was used by the German Weegees in the Katsu War without paying him $10,000
 * He is one of the atagonists on Naruto: Shippuden
 * He won the Shamelympics
 * He was very embarrassed after taping this film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVVWc5xd59sg
 * He finds this video funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVdMP9BLzKA
 * He loves this video too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnVypCGFbg

[edit] The People That Got Killed By Deidara
Cyber Dee Jr.

Barney

Bill Gates Jr.

99% of Toad Town (nearly 99% at least...)

Wario's 111213141516171819 Children

Bill Gates

Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Guy

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