America's Stupidest Home Videos

America's Stupidest Home Videos (abbreviated ASHV) was a TV show that was hosted by Bob Saget. Bob showed a bunch of stupid videos sent in by families where they would often get hurt and show cruelty to animals. People eventually learned that all videos had Mario in them, and figured out that it was rigged to advertise Mario games. So the government people came and shut it down. Many think that this was what sent Bob Saget's career downhill.

Episode One
The clip with Bowser Jr. won the prize for this episode because he was attacked by a Micro-Goomba, which is almost a surefire way to win.
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * Luigi dances stupidly, not realizing he's being recorded.
 * Wario shakes his booty (which was strictly illegal back when the show was made).
 * Waluigi cries after he gets rejected by a girl.
 * Peach trips and falls.
 * Bowser Jr. gets attacked by a Micro-Goomba.
 * Toadsworth is breaking a world record trying to eat Luigi's 687 stinky socks at a time.

Episode Two

 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * Luigi sneezes while he is drinking water, and it comes out his nose.
 * Wario tries to win with his clip, so he pays a girl to pretend to fight with him and punch him in the stomach, but it's badly acted.
 * Waluigi gets crushed by an anvil cartoon style.
 * Peach starts whining like a baby, so Bowser kills her.
 * A clip of Baby Mario sitting in his high chair giggling.

Normally the clip with Bowser killing Peach would win, but since there was a baby video in this episode, it came in second place. The Baby Mario video won, because babies are so friggin funny, right? Right? *cricket chirp*

Episode Three Clips
In keeping with the baby theme from the last episode:


 * Baby Mario is sitting in his high chair giggling. (This one was suspiciously similar to the last one.)
 * Baby Luigi is sitting on his potty giggling.
 * Baby Peach is in her bathtub giggling.
 * Baby DK is sitting in his banana tree giggling.
 * Baby George W. Bush is sitting in his White House desk, laughing maniacally as he raises taxes.

The clip with Baby Peach won for this episode, because it had a baby giggling in the bathtub.

Episode Four Clips

 * Toad beats the stuff out of Wario after Wario tells him a Yo Momma joke.
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.
 * Luigi eats a sock.
 * Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head.

The operation got shut down in the middle of this episode, and no more clips were shown.

Episode Five Clips

 * 1) Prof. E Gadd falls down the stairs


 * 1) Waluigi cries after he gets rejected by a girl


 * 1) Toadette falls out of her bike bleeding her knees and arms and cry


 * 1) Mario falls out of a chair and hurts his head


 * 1) Luigi punches Bowser in the face after Bowser tells him a Yo Mamma joke


 * 1) Ash Ketchum touches his Pikachu and gets shocked

The Clip of Ash getting shocked by his Pikachu won this time now.

The Lost Clip
There was a LOST CLIP somewhere that hadn't been shown yet. But, it was lost for eight years. Later, the clip was found, containing Mario falling off a chair and hurting his head.

Trivia

 * Mario fell out of his chair a lot and hurt his head.
 * There was a clip where Wario shook his booty, but since people got angry about that, they never showed it again.
 * Once, Big Bird appeared on the show, and that was too bad.
 * Stupid Luigi once made a cameo appearance, disguised to Luigi. Remember that clip where Luigi ate a sock? That was Stupid Luigi. He got arrested for ripping off the clip of Toadsworth eating ALOT of Luigi's dirty socks.