Butt Buddy

This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Plot
Wario attempts to run a show called "Butt Buddy", but something bad happen.

Script
Wario was sitting in his couch.

Commercial Man: Create your own good show to win 666 dollars!

Wario: WOW! I gotta tell this to Waluigi!

Wario runs to Waluigi.

Waluigi: What, Wario?

Wario: I recently saw a commercial-

Waluigi interrupts: Yeah yeah yeah, I don't care.

Wario: But we could win-

Waluigi: SHUT UP!!!

Wario(very slowly): 666 DOLLLAARRSS!!!!!!!!

Waluigi: WOW! That's alot! I am in to the buisness!

Meanwhile...

TV Show Admin: Ok. What's the name of your show?

Waluigi: 100 ways to kill Dry Bones?

Wario: SHUT UP! We don't want to start the war again!

TV Show Admin: Go on.

Wario: It is...BUTT BUDDY!

Waluigi does an EPIC JAW DROP!!!

TV Show Admin: Wow! That is the most lovely show ever!

Waluigi: What??? You like talking about Butts???

Tv Show Admin: Sure...but it costs 1 dollar.

Wario: I can handle the pay.

Wario gives him 1 dollar.

TV Show Admin: Thank you! I will make a commercial about this new show!

Meanwhile...

Director: Ok, Action!

Wario's Butt comes with fake eyes and nose.

Wario: Hello! I am Mr. Butt! And, this is Mrs. Butt!

Waluigi's butt comes with Girly Hair, and also a fake eye and nose.

Waluigi: Yeah!!! I am Mrs. Butt! Say, want to go to some poopy adventures? There's poop we could eat at Poop Mountain, or Mt. Poop!

Wario: That's exactly what we are doing! Cmon, let's go!

Director: Nicely done! We will edit with the To be continued screen!

Later...at Wario's house....

Wario: Yay! I got 666 dollars!!! Now I can buy a golden beachball that is worth 312312123 gold coins for 666 dollars!

The End! Oh, what a happy ending!

WAIT A MINUTE!!! Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to what the plot says. Ok, here's the REAL ending!

Later...at Wario's house...

Wario: I can believe the audience gave us a 0 star! Now, we are unemployed, and we got a rent to pay!

Waluigi: Why don't we kill ourselves?

Wario: Great Idea!

The REAL End!!!