User blog:Chess Guy/The Fascist: Hitler/Luigi

So everyone knows the italian Benito Mussolini, right? Well, it's been discovered that Mario was really Benito Mussolini and Luigi was Hitler!. (No I'm joking about mussolini and hitler) Peach (hitler's wife) decided to marry hitler and Daisy ran off to Stalin and the communists to fight Luigi for some reason. The fiance of Luigi was Zelda, but that's another story. Mario got kidnapped and was forced to ride snowboards for Austria in 2010. So this Luigi hitler fascist guy made this blitzerwig thing and made the german soldiers bomb the Beanbean Kingdom, and the evil other fascist government controlled by cackletta made an armistice with the used-to-be-mushrom kingdom, and they decide to attack Koopa Cape. Koopa Cape had allies, like Kirby's Dream Land and WarioWare Inc. Waluigi, the evil italian fascist got kidnapped by Kirby's army and was executed, and with stalin's help, the Koopalliance and Kirby's army and WarioWare Inc. defeated the fascist Luigi and his wife. Luigi, Peach, and Zelda committed suicide in a pit full of dry bones and then stalin gets half and Bowser and Kirby gets the other half of the mushroom kingdom and then they all had to battle the communist stalin and the russians. (more next blog, this is my first)