Destroy teh Cupcake!

'''Destroy teh Cupcake! '''is an episode of The Adventures of Fred. It is the first episode of a three-episode story arc.

Script
Scene 1

Fred opens the fridge and a cupcake falls out and hits Fred in the face. He stumbles out of his house and is run over by an eighteen-wheeler.

FRED: Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.

We see the hospital, which switches to an interior view. Fred is lying on a stretcher in a hospital room. He is covered in bandages and is in traction.

FRED: I will kill that fool cupcake!

ONE MONTH LATER....

FRED (In the recovery room): NOW I'll kill it.

Scene 2

Fred is cornering the cupcake in a dark alley.

FRED: There you are, you damnable cupcake. PREPARE TO DIE!

The cupcake just sits there.

FRED: Playing quiet, eh? Kame... hame...

Fred unleashes a powerful blast of pure energy at the cupcake,which goes to heaven and just sits there.

Scene 3

FRED: Hey, my cell phone's vibrating.

We switch to one of those views with the scraggly upward-diagonal line. Fred is on one half. Evil Guy is on the other.

EVIL GUY: Hello? Is this "Fred?"

FRED: Um, this is a Fred. What do you want?

EVIL GUY: One of my cameras detected you destroying a cupcake with a well-carried-out Kamehameha. I noticed how masterfully you destroyed that cupcake. I want you to join me!

Caption: TO BE CONTINUED....