Just Kidding, Tario's Still Alive

Just Kidding, Tario's Still Alive is an episode of The Stupid Nim-Nom Bros. Stupid Show! and the follow-up to Tario Dies.

Transcript
Patrick and Nim-Nom show up at Baby Obama's house, armed with bazookas.

BABY OBAMA: Who is it?

NIM-NOM: It's-a me, Nim-Nom!

BABY OBAMA: F**k off.

NIM-NOM: Just kidding, it's Waluigi.

BABY OBAMA: OMG OMG OMG! [opens door] Hey, where did Waluigi go?

NIM-NOM: He crawled in a hole and died. So, uh, did you kill Tario?

BABY OBAMA: No. I was actually planning on killing Patrick. Tario's dead?

PATRICK: Yes.

BABY OBAMA: Aw, man! Who did it?

NIM-NOM: We don't know.

BABY OBAMA: I wish I could've been the first one to murder one of you jerks. Well, uh, are you having a funeral for him? If so, I'll show up to pay my disrespects to that moron.

NIM-NOM: [sighs] Well, we're gonna go now...

BABY OBAMA: Okay, but expect me be at that funeral! [Nim-Nom and Patrick walk away] I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

At Tario's funeral, everybody is depressed, when the Undertaker comes.

UNDERTAKER: Uh, guys, we examined the body. It's actually an animatronic.

NIM-NOM: English, please.

UNDERTAKER: It's actually a robot!

NIM-NOM: What?

UNDERTAKER: It was a fake Tario programmed to scream. It had cow blood injected into it to make it look like it actually has human blood. The skin and clothes on it were fake, but looked very real.

BABY LUIGI: So Tario is still alive?

UNDERTAKER: We think he faked his death.

UNKNOWN VOICE: Then you thought right.

Nim-Nom gasps and Baby Luigi faints.

UNDERTAKER: Tario?

TARIO: Yeah. You were right. I didn't want to live anymore, so I faked my death so I could sneak off and kill myself without anybody knowing. When you guys caught on, I decided to return. [sighs] I'm sorry, guys. Don't take it personal, but you are literally the worst people on the place of the Earth.

BABY LUIGI: Non-taken.

TARIO: Shut up you useless scumbag.

BABY LUIGI: Okay.

TARIO: Anyways, looks like I'll have to keep living... this is torture...

NIM-NOM: Well, let's go kill Baby Obama.

TARIO: Okay. Let's go.

UNDERTAKER: Oooh, murder, can I come?

TARIO: No!

THE END!

Morals
Don't just assume somebody is dead because you witnessed their death with your own very eyes. If somebody you love "dies", they really just ran away because they hate your guts. Trust me, I'm a dolphin.