Nuck Figgers

You want to say "Fuck Niggers" so badly, but you fear that black people will hear you and beat you to death. Instead, you say this: "Nuck Figgers!"

Nothing happens. Phew.
 * Stomp a Goomba
 * Stomp Luigi
 * Do Random Crap
 * Fuck Niggers
 * Shit on your own Dick
 * Win the Game (This choice is still unavailable. Don't expect it to be available until the end of the game.)