NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
Evil Guy receives some startling news: he will be leaving for college soon.

Script
Scene 1

Evil Guy, Pickle, Fernando, Shadow Kirby, and Wario are all standing around amidst the half-charred remains of Toad Town.

FERNANDO: I'm really sorry, you guys. I extinguished the fire as fast as I could, but the town still suffered great damage.

EVIL GUY: Don't worry about it. Where's Reverend Tryclyde?

FERNANDO: He ran off to save the townspeople. I haven't seen him since. Oh, and you got a letter today.

EVIL GUY: Huh?

Fernando pulls out a letter and hands it to Evil Guy, who opens and reads it as his eyes widen.

PICKLE: Evil Guy, is something wrong?

SHADOW KIRBY: Who's the letter from, anyway?

EVIL GUY: It's the Shy Guy Armada. They say that I'm going to have to go to...college soon.

ALL: ...And?

EVIL GUY: And I'm not coming back.

ALL: What?!

PICKLE: But college is horrible! All the classes are super hard and there are bullies who will shove your face into the toilet!

WARIO: Pickle, where did you go to college?

PICKLE: Uhh...in Fail World.

WARIO: Well, of course you had a bad time! I mean, it's a complete fail.

SHADOW KIRBY: You guys actually went to college?

WARIO: Well, I got bored and dropped out after about two minutes.

PICKLE: And you call me a fail.

FERNANDO: Guys, we're not being very encouraging towards Evil Guy. We're supposed to tell him about all the good things in college.

PICKLE: OK, uhh...try to get a girlfriend, drink alcohol when things get tough, and don't drop out or you'll be fat and gross like Wario.

WARIO: Hey!

PICKLE: What? It's true.

WARIO: Look who's talking. Besides, you dropped out too, so you're only proving your point by being as ugly as I am.

EVIL GUY: Guys, don't. We're not fighting anymore, OK? The Shy Guys say they will pick me up soon, and they're also complaining that they had to use snail mail because we haven't had a phone ever since The End of Evil Guy Tower.

FERNANDO: Those stupid buggers. They kidnapped me. It was horrible.

EVIL GUY: Dude, they're my family.

FERNANDO: Right. Sorry.

PICKLE: So what do we do?

EVIL GUY: I'm going to go pack my bags. *Sigh*

Evil Guy turns and leaves as the credits roll and sad music plays.

Moral
College. College...college.

Trivia
The title has 21 "O"s in it.