Coco Bandicoot

Coco Bandicoot is the newest console. She only plays Mario games because she is stupid. Once you start the game, you see her peeing on you, and to win, she has to pee on you. This happens everytime you put in a game because she can't read the disc, because she is blind when you pee on her. They only sell Piis at the Mario Stupid Store.

Hardware Specs
Who cares?

Games
It has been proven impossible to list all Coco games.

THE ULTIMET SEKRET!!!!
Pii games actually are playable. Just pop a Peeh disc into a Nintendo Wee. When word spread of this amazing secret, nobody bought the Peeh again. Not that anyone bought it in the first place.

MAH BOI. I mean, Trivia

 * The Peeh is the only console to have a rating. It's rated NSFW, for Narcotic Sonic Fire Weegee.
 * In Swedenland, it's rated NDPA, for Not Daft Punk Approved, because