The Great Mighty Poo

''It should be noted that this page contains swearing. Read at your own risk.''

The Great Mighty Poo, also known as Sloprano, the Beast of Poo Mountain (as seen in the Conker's Bad Fur Day instruction booklet) and Chucky Poo, is a giant opera singing creature made of fecal matter and one of the bosses in the game Conker's Bad Fur Day and its remake, Conker: Live & Reloaded.

The Great Mighty Poo resides on Poo Mountain where he spends his time singing opera, eating Sweet Corn and attacking anyone who ventures into his turf.

When Conker ventures through Poo Mountain, he is attacked by a feces-throwing Great Mighty Poo who insists on singing an extremely unpleasant song throughout his battle with Conker. In order to injure the Great Mighty Poo, Conker must hurl giant rolls of toilet paper at him while his mouth is open. Conker finally destroys the Great Mighty Poo by flushing him down a toilet.

First Verse
I am the Great Mighty Poo

and I'm going to throw my shit at you.

A huge supply of tish

comes from my chocolate starfish!

How about some scat you little twat?

Second Verse
Do you really think you'll survive in here?

You don't seem to know which creek you're in!

Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.

How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?

(The Great Mighty Poo smiles, making a "ding" noise)

(Spoken and not subtitled)Have some more caviar.

Third Verse
Now I'm really getting rather mad!

You're like a niggly tickly shitty little tagnut!

When I've knocked you out with all my bab,

I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!

(Conker: Your butt?)

My butt!

(Conker: Your butt?)

That's right my butt!

(Conker: Eeugh!)

My butt!

(Conker: Eeeeuugh!)

My buuuuuutt!

After Conker flushes the Great Mighty Poo, he says, "Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done! I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world. Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could have destroyed my beautiful caginess. Oh, I'm going!" Conker finishes the song, by saying, "Now that's what I call a bowel movement!"

In Conker: Live & Reloaded, he sings the same song, except the words "shit" and "twat" are censored using a fart noise.