The Greatest Race

The Greatest Race is the 41st episode of the The Super Evil Guy Super Show!.

Scene 1
Cut to EVIL GUY's Tower


 * EVIL GUY: Hm...
 * SOME RANDOM PERSON THAT HAPPENS TO BE WALKING BY: I have something for you.

SOME RANDOM PERSON THAT HAPPENS TO BE WALKING BY explodes for no damn reason


 * EVIL GUY: Wtf? Oh, and invitation to a race that RONALD MCDONALD is running! I am on my way!

Scene 2
Cut to NEW MARIO's lab


 * NEW MARIO: YES! MY LATEST CREATION! THE 10000-CUPCAKES 7008.910587 and 1/4!

''The machine explodes. All that is left is a note.''


 * NEW MARIO: OH, SH**! Wait, what the...ok! I will be coming!

Scene 3
Cut to a racetrack


 * RONALD: Welcome to-
 * EVIL GUY: YOU!
 * NEW MARIO: YOU!
 * RANDOM TOAD: Who, me?

RANDOM TOAD blows up for no damn reason


 * EVIL GUY and NEW MARIO: LET'S START THE FREAKING KART RACE!
 * RONALD: Fine...EVIL GUY wins, NEW MARIO keeps him alone for a week. NEW MARIO wins, he shoves a cupcake down EVIL GUY's throat. Uh, YOSHI?
 * RANDOM PARAYOSHI: FINE! 3...2 and a half...2 and a quar-

EVIL GUY shoots RANDOM PARAYOSHI and he and NEW MARIO start.


 * EVIL GUY: TOUCHE! I AM LEADING!
 * NEW MARIO: Dude...who says that anymore?
 * EVIL GUY: ...

EVIL GUY gets a Mushroom


 * EVIL GUY: AHA!

NEW MARIO gets a cupcake


 * EVIL GUY: OH, F*CK!
 * NEW MARIO: HA!

EVIL GUY uses a random bomb to blast NEW MARIO away


 * NEW MARIO: DAMNIT!......

Scene 4
RONALD: AND EVIL GUY'S TROPHY CONTAINS...A CUPCAKE!

EVIL GUY uses a bomb to blast RONALD away

EVIL GUY: TOUCHE!

THE END