Mario Simulator

not to be confused with Retarded64: Mario Simulator 

Mario Simulator is a fictonal game that is the main topic of the episode; Retarded64: Mario Simulator

Gameplay
the Player controls Mario through a series of Smg4-related Mario stuff. sometimes, the player mus us the corresponding buttons to do something, or be given a choice of what to do. doing these things earn mario Experience, Awsomeness, or Swag. but if you die, you have to start from the beginning

Missions

 * 1) (Punch, Punch, Punch, or Punch) Luigi
 * 2) go down a Warp Pipe
 * 3) KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
 * 4) Save the Princess!
 * 5) GET THAT MOFO!
 * 6) (Punch, Ra*e, FATALITY, or Give sandwich)
 * 7) Save the Princess Again! (Optional)

Bosses

 * 1) Bowser
 * 2) SwagTubbie (2 times)

Modes

 * Normal Mode
 * Toad Mode (Received after completing the first fight with Swagtubbie)