Zombie!

Zombie! is an episode of Waluigi's Quest.

Script
Waluigi is sitting in a dark alley playing Pokemon.

WALUIGI: Yes! I own you, you foolish Pokemon! And since I've already caught 10,000 of you, I don't regret your death! Muahahahaha!

A hobo comes up and eats Waluigi's DS.

WALUIGI: You... you monster! I just needed to hack my game one more time to catch an even 100 Palkias!

Waluigi goes Super Siyan and TOTALLY PWNs the hobo.

HOBO: Ow! Now I will turn you into a zombie!

Waluigi turns into a zombie.

WALUIGI: I'd say "Braiiins" but that's really cheesy so Kiiiiiill!

HOBO: Aw, man! Don't you just hate it when evil monsters turn against their creators?

Waluigi kills the hobo and he turns into a zombie.

ZOMBIE HOBO: Braaaaiiins!

ZOMBIE WALUIGI: Shut uuuup!

The zombie hobo flips the fiiiiinger at Zombie Waluigi.

Waluigi is now seen walking toward Wario.

WARIO: OMG, Waluigi's a zombie!

(Pause)

WARIO: Can I have your autograph?

Zombie Waluigi turns Wario into a zombie.

ZOMBIE WARIO: Moneeeeey!

Over the next hour, most of Toad Town is transformed into zombies.

ZOMBIE TOAD: Mushroooooms!

ZOMBIE N00B: Br@11111nz!

ZOMBIE WALUIGI: Muahahahaha! My evil zombie army will soon conquer the world! LUIGI: I will eat your zombie army!

ZOMBIE WALUIGI: Noooooo!!

Luigi eats the zombies and spits them back out as normal people.

WARIO: I am no longer a zombie! Yayness!

TOAD: Yay for Luigi!

N00B: 1 @m s0 @wes0me.

LUIGI: Now for you!

WALUIGI: NOOOOOOOOOOO-- Oh look, I'm normal.

LUIGI: Now I will eat myself!

Luigi eats himself and the laws of physics cause him to implode.

WALUIGI (Wincing): That's gotta hurt.

THE END.