Wario and the pirate crew

Transcript
Waluigui: Wario, wario! Donald Trump is planning to build a wall in mexico. We- We gotta stop him!

Wario: Oh no, Waluigui. We got to stop him!

[A Loud Ear Rape Horn Sound gets inserted]

Waluigui: What was that sound?

[Insert Captain Shy Guy]

Captain Shy Guy: Hello there, you got a nice mustache

Waluigui: Um. Thanks. We need to go stop donald trump. Before he you know, kind of builds his wall

Captain Shy Guy: No, no. That's alright. I've killed him with my knife. You don't need to worry about him.

Tell me waluigui, have you ever seen the lock ness monster before?

Waluigui: You mean like that one [Points to an image of one]

Captain Shy Guy: Oh yeah. yeah. Just like that one. Do you want to come on board for a while? Were playing poker and having airplane contest. It's Captain's Hour

Wario: Well I guess we could come onboard then.

[Wario, Waluigui, and Captain Shy Guy go to captain shy guy's ship and they meet homer from the simpsons]