In a Women's Prison

In a Women's Prison is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
We see Wario and Bowser sneaking into a house through the window.

BOWSER: Are you sure this is a smart idea, Wario?

WARIO: Did you ever ask yourself that the millions of times you kidnapped Peach?

BOWSER: Uh... no.

WARIO: Then shut up!

Bowser and Wario fall through the window onto the kitchen floor.

BOWSER: Ow!

Wario gets up and looks around.

WARIO: So we're going to steal all of Nim-Nom's stuff and then sneak on out of here like nothing ever happened. Got it?

BOWSER: It's a pretty simple plan... but why are we doing this, exactly?

WARIO: Because that little shit has had this coming for a long time, and the other day, when he called me fat, that was the last straw. He's done for now.

BOWSER: Um... sure.

Wario walks into the living room and sees Nim-Nom's big fancy TV.

WARIO: Oh, man!

The living room lights come on. Wario screams like a little girl, and turns around to see Nim-Nom, holding a shotgun.

NIM-NOM: How'd you get in here?

WARIO: You left the kitchen window open, idiot!

NIM-NOM: I'm surprised you could fit through.

WARIO: Bowser! Help!

Wario looks into the kitchen and sees Bowser jump through the window and run off into the street.

WARIO: Bowser?

The next day, Wario is in handcuffs, being walked down a hallway by a prison guard.

GUARD: You're gonna rot in here. This is your 4000th strike! And your only supposed to have three!

WARIO: It's not a big deal, I've been in prison plenty of times before. There's no cell built that can stop me!

GUARD: Whatever you say, Waria.

WARIO: Wait... Waria? Why'd you call me that?

GUARD: Isn't that your name, ma'am?

WARIO: Ma'am?

GUARD: Nim-Nom told us you're a woman.

WARIO: Do I look like a woman?

GUARD: Looks can be deceiving, ma'am.

They reach a big door at the end of the hallway.

GUARD: Well... enjoy your stay.

The guard pushes the big door open, and Wario looks into a large cafeteria full of female prisoners.

WARIO: I don't know if I like this or not...

GUARD: You got time to figure it out.

The guard pushes Wario into the cafeteria and slams the door behind him. Wario flexes his muscles.

WARIO: Ladies?

The next day, Waluigi is visiting Wario.

WALUIGI: So what happened? How'd they catch you?

WARIO: It's all Bowser's fault!

WALUIGI: Bowser said he tried to save you! He told everyone he knocked out a couple cops, and they had to get a helicopter and everything! Bowser said he only left when he got bored.

WARIO: Of course he said all that!

WALUIGI: So, uh... you join a gang yet?

WARIO: I've tried, but all these ladies are so intimidating.

WALUIGI: Did you say ladies?

WARIO: It's a women's prison, Waluigi!

WALUIGI: Oh, man, how did that happen?

WARIO: Just another mistake by our flawed justice system...

WALUIGI: Damn system!

WARIO: Look... you gotta get me out of here, Waluigi... men and women aren't meant to share prisons together! If I hear one more passive-aggressive remark about my weight, I'm going to lose it!

WALUIGI: Wow. Don't you worry about it, brother, I've got a plan. A brilliant plan!

A guard walks up, and stares at Waluigi.

WALUIGI: A plan to... KEEP YOU in prison! Yep!

The guard walks away. At the house, Waluigi, Bowser, Donkey Kong, and Homer are gathered around the table.

WALUIGI: We need a plan!

DONKEY KONG: I thought you said you had one.

WALUIGI: When have I ever had a plan?

BOWSER: Probably a few times.

A lightbulb turns on above Homer's head.

HOMER: I've got it!

DONKEY KONG: I doubt that, but we're listening...

HOMER: First, we need to get some money.

Everyone nods.

HOMER: And get in a car.

Everyone nods.

HOMER: And get some frosty chocolate milkshakes!

Everyone nods.

HOMER: No, that's it.

Waluigi sighs.

WALUIGI: This is hopeless! That prison is a fortress.

DONKEY KONG: Where is it, anyway?

WALUIGI: Right by that big construction site.

A lightbulb turns on above Bowser's head. Everyone looks at him

BOWSER: No, I don't have an idea, that just happens sometimes.

The next day, Wario is sitting in his cell, reading a women's fashion magazine.

WARIO: Ooh, how fashionable!

Wario's cellmate walks in.

CELLMATE: Hey, Blubberella, still stinking up my cell?

WARIO: It's my cell too, you know!

CELLMATE: Your cell, your smell.

Wario starts crying.

WARIO: Why are you so MEAN?

Another female prisoner walks in, who bares a striking resemblance to Waluigi, except with long blonde hair.

WALUCY: Hi, I'm Wa... LUCY!

WARIO: Walucy?

CELLMATE: The hell is she doing here? Your GIRLFRIEND?

Wario vomits all over his magazine.

WARIO: Damn it, I was reading that!

Wario and Walucy walk out into the courtyard.

WALUCY: Listen up, Wario, I'm here to break you out!

WARIO: Waluigi, I knew it was you!

WALUCY: It's Walucy!

WARIO: Sure, whatever. Walucy. So what's the plan?

WALUCY: Donkey Kong is going to cause a distraction!

At the construction site across the street, Donkey Kong climbs up to the highest platform. He grabs a large barrel with a fire symbol on it.

DONKEY KONG: Here goes nothing!

Donkey Kong throws the barrel down at the large fence surrounding the courtyard. It causes a big fiery explosion, destroying the fence.

RANDOM PRISONER: We're free!

All the prisoners run out into the street.

WALUCY: That's not what I had in mind, but... it still works!

Walucy and Wario run out into the street as well. A large van pulls up to them. Bowser is driving.

BOWSER: Quick! Hop in!

Wario and Walucy jump into the van, and see Waluigi and Homer.

WARIO: Oh my god! But... you...

HOMER: I know, I know, I missed you, too.

WARIO: Shut up! Not you! Waluigi! Aren't you...

Wario looks over at Walucy and pulls on her hair.

WALUCY: Ow!

WARIO: That's not a wig?

WALUCY: No!

WALUIGI: Wario, this is Walucy. Our cousin.

WARIO: I thought that was YOU!

WALUIGI: Why would I dress up like a woman?

WARIO: To break me out of prison!

WALUIGI: We didn't miss you that much.

On top of the large construction tower, Donkey Kong looks down and sees the van driving away.

DONKEY KONG: Uh... GUYS! Damn it!

A plane flies by.

DONKEY KONG: This is... this is too high up for my comfort.

THE END.

Morals

 * Don't let people misgender you or else you end up going to the wrong prison.