Blowing up the Mushroom Kingdom

Blowing up the Mushroom Kingdom is the eighth episode of President S0NIC

Summary
S0NIC blows up the Mushroom Kingdom since Mario and Luigi are dead.

Transcript
* S0NIC is watching Donkey Kong Country on his TV*

Donkey Kong (On TV): I shower you with coconut cream pies!!!

S0NIC: Da Fuq!?

* The TV explodes for no reason*

S0NIC: Moo!

* Meanwhile at the Mushroom Kingdom*

Toad 874: Da hell has happened to Mario?

Toad 234: He died.

* Toad 874 then eats himself*

Toad 234: Lettuce!

* A blue helicopter then drops Coconut Cream Pie on the Mushroom Kingdom*

S0NIC: I shower you with coconut cream pie!

* S0NIC then returns home and his TV is fixed somehow*

Donkey Kong (On TV): Finally! The Crystal Coconut is Mi- The End.

S0NIC: U W0T M8?!

* S0NIC then took a shower but the water turned into piss for some reason*