This Episode is Totally Not A Ripoff of The Matrix

This Episode is Totally Not A Ripoff of the Matrix is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Plot
The episode starts out with Wario getting a phone call. He answers it and it's an anonymous Koopa Wizard.

Wario: STFU AND STOP CALLING ME!!!

The anonymous evil Koopa Wizard: Okay, but first you gotta jump out of a building.

Wario: OK!

Wario then jumps out of a very, VERY tall skyscraper.

Wario: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wario then gets kidnapped by terrorists.

Terrorist #1: So Wario tell me what you know 'bout the Matrix.

Wario: WTF is the Matrix.

Terrorist #2: YOU TELL US!!!

Wario: Your fat

Terrorist #2: OH, YOU CALLIN' ME FAT!!! IT'S ON!!!

Wario: Oh (BLEEP)

The Terrorist then punches Wario several times before shoving a weird looking bug in his body.

Wario: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wario then wakes up in his bed.

Wario: Woah. What an awful nightmare.

Osama bin Laden then appears next to Wario smoking a cigar and wearing a bathing suit.

Osame bin Laden: I know write!