Super Mario Chess: Revenge of the Fallen

Super Mario Chess: Revenge of the Fallen is the first of many (unwanted) sequels to Super Mario Chess. It stars Yoshi, Birdo, and, of course, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, because he's everywhere these days.

Plot
Thousands of years before Hotel Mario and the other Phillips CDi games stunk up the Nintendo company forever, a race of ancient gamers scoured the universe looking for Mario games to play. Lead by the Koopalings, they used a device called the "Nintendo 64" to drain non-Mario franchises, such as the Pokemon series, of their addictingness in order to convert it into Mario games for them to play. The Koopalings agreed that they would never drain any non-Nintendo games, but one Koopaling, thereafter dubbed "That One Guy", constructed a Nintendo 64 on Earth in 17,000 BCE. The remaining Koopalings sacrificed every non-stupid and/or annoying thing about them in order to hide the Nintendo 64DD, the key that powers the Nintendo 64, from That One Guy, who later got blown up for some reason.

Everything after the above paragraph plays out exactly the same as The Dark Knight Rises.