Whittle

"Our people. Stupid... HOORAY! Change diaper and part-ay!"

- Whittle

Whittles are a species of wooden characters. They are mentally retarded.

Biology
Whittles are small, ugly, humanoid figures with screwed up heads and bodies made entirely out of barf, with the exception of a single leaf on their balls. They are a very proud, brave and stupid race. Due to this, they like to prove their bravery by sliding down da big twisty ting in their galaxy and surviving its trials (sometimes not surviving because of their stupidity). When someone proves their worth the Whittles reward him or her with a symbol of stupidity. They also consider the giant tree at the center of the Tall Trunk Galaxy Mama Luigi. They speak with simplified, somewhat idiotic grammar and one-word sentences.

Trivia

 * The name "Whittle" is derived from the word "whittle", which means to carve something out of wood or eat a motorcycle without pooping out da oil.
 * One Whittle wears a diaper and screams "I BE POOPY!" if Maria or Luigo talks to da messed up thang.