User:BrawlFan181/How to Eat

The thing we call "Eating and Going to the toilet" is actually very complicated. This example is gonna be with a potato piece.
 * 1) Locate your fork
 * 2) Grab it
 * 3) Locate your potato piece
 * 4) Aim your fork to the potato piece
 * 5) Prick with your fork in the potato piece
 * 6) Lift your fork
 * 7) Aim the fork's part where the potato is on to your mouth
 * 8) Put the fork's end in your mouth
 * 9) Bite
 * 10) DON'T eat the fork
 * 11) Get the fork out of your mouth while stil having your teeth on each other
 * 12) Chew your potato piece
 * 13) Swallow it
 * 14) Wait until you have to go to potty
 * 15) DINNER
 * 16) Entertain yourself while waiting
 * 17) Go to the toilet
 * 18) Sit on the toilet
 * 19) Do your doody
 * 20) Stand up
 * 21) Flush
 * 22) Do a victory dance
 * 23) Get a life
 * 24) Play some game
 * 25) Get Locked in the Bathroom for 17 Years
 * 26) DIE
 * 27) Stop vieuwing this guide
 * 28) Srsly, get a life
 * 29) Go away
 * 30) Think of a 30th step
 * G
 * O
 * :P
 * A
 * W
 * A
 * Y
 * 1) This is getting tiring
 * 2) If you don't get a life, then go play Mushroom White
 * 3) ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
 * 4) GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!
 * 5) Say lol
 * 6) Do something
 * 7) Notice I left away step 45
 * 8) Look?|, I'm full of links !!
 * 9) FOURTYEIGHT
 * 10) Begin back from 1.
 * 11) Are you TRYING to get me to step 50?! Well, that's not gonna work!
 * 12) What?! You're saying the previous step was step 50 already?!
 * 13) Aww...
 * 14) Go to the toilet again
 * 15) Swim in the toilet
 * 16) Somehow, be in Yoshi's Island
 * 17) DO A BARREL ROLL
 * 18) Stand Still
 * 19) Locate your fork
 * 20) I'm gettin out of ideas
 * 21) LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER
 * 22) Sneak into a G-Rated movie
 * 23) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 * 24) Dance with Homer Simpson
 * 25) Put your head in the microwave oven ( DON'T DO THIS IN REAL LIFE )
 * 26) Go through a DOOR
 * 27) Eat CORN
 * 28) Make me stop capitalizing the last WORD
 * 29) Pwn a N00B
 * 30) Pwn a N00BA
 * 31) IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
 * 32) Rick Roll'd
 * 33) Eat chips
 * 34) Look below this step
 * 35) Look above this step
 * 36) Look right of this step
 * 37) Eat a can of Cola
 * 38) Eat a can of Kola
 * 39) Eat a can of Khewla
 * 40) Eat a can of Kool-Aid
 * 41) Eat a can of Bacon
 * 42) Repeat steps 1 through 80 1.254.894.236.871.654.841 and 3 times
 * 43) You here already?! Wow that's fast
 * 44) 3.14
 * 45) 4.13
 * 46) 3.41
 * 47) 4.31
 * 48) 1.34
 * 49) 1.43
 * 50) All Toasters Toast Toast
 * 51) Do ThE mArIo RiGhT nOw
 * 2 3 4 |)   7 |-| 1 5
 * =P
 * 1) Count to THREE
 * 2) ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...
 * 3) Show me your moves
 * 4) WHOA!
 * 5) O RLY?
 * 6) LOLLER
 * 7) YOU
 * 8) Celebrate your my 100th anniversary step
 * 9) Celebrate your my 101th anniversary step
 * 10) BE THE POWER
 * 11) Say lol
 * 12) Say lol
 * 13) D'OH!
 * 14) Celebrate your my 105th anniversary step
 * 15) Oops I mean 106
 * 16) Oops I mean 107
 * 17) Oops I mean 108
 * 18) Oops I mean 110
 * 19) Finally we're out of that
 * 20) Dare to be stupid
 * 21) Spin my head right round right round when you go down when you go down down
 * Yo
 * 1) Pwn those n00z
 * 2) So I herd u liek mudkipz?
 * 3) Pwn
 * 4) 119.
 * 5) Bike with your bike with your bike with your bike with your bike with your bi-- STOP IT!!!!!
 * 6) # <(^_^#<) < I gotz 2 wafflez!|
 * 7) B.A.D. P.E.O.P.L.E
 * 8) Keeby
 * 9)  Marry Peach or Luigi <option weght="3"Play Super Nintendo Bros. Brawl  Eat Cheese
 * 10) MISSINGNO: Hello? What have we here?
 * 11) Be anyone
 * 12) Get a life
 * 13) .esrever ni ti gnidaer yrt ,txet siht daer t'nac uoy fI
 * 14) Watch a Youtube Poop
 * 15) Do this all while playing piano with your underwear
 * 16) HOMER
 * 17) OMER
 * MER
 * ER
 * R
 * 1) Do whatever you like
 * 2) SIMPSON
 * 3) IMPSON
 * 4) MPSON
 * 5) PSON
 * SON
 * ON
 * N
 * 1) Jump out of the window ( DON'T DO THIS IN REAL LIFE )
 * 2) BANANA
 * 3) 141414141414141414141414141414141414141414141
 * 4) 414141414141414141414141414141414141414141414
 * 5) 232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232
 * 6) YAYZ!! MY 150th STEP!!!
 * 7) DO A BARREL ROLL
 * 8) O A BARREL ROLL
 * 9) L A BARREL ROLL
 * 10) A BARREL ROLL
 * 11) L BARREL ROLL
 * 12) BARREL ROLL
 * 13) ARREL ROLL
 * 14) RREL ROLL
 * 15) REL ROLL
 * 16) EL ROLL
 * 17) L ROLL
 * 18) L ROLL
 * 19) ROLL
 * OLL
 * LL
 * L
 * 1) Eat a Pie
 * 2) Eat a Pi
 * 3) Eat a Pi Pie
 * 4) Eat a Phi
 * 5) Eat a Phie
 * 6) Eat a Phi Phie
 * 7) Eat a PAI
 * 8) Eat a PHAI
 * 9) Eat a potato
 * 10) GHOSTBUSTERZ
 * Eat
 * 1) Dance
 * 2) Move
 * 3) Stand Still
 * Be
 * Do
 * 1) Laugh Out Loud
 * 2) Roll On Floor Laughing
 * 3) Eat a Pie
 * 4) Eat a Cookie
 * 5) Eat Money
 * 6) Eat a Shower
 * 7) Eat CORN
 * 8) Eat DINNER
 * 9) Eat Lotsa' Spagetti
 * 10) Eat a Watermelon
 * 11) Eat Wario
 * 12) Eat I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
 * 13) Eat a random weirdo
 * 14) Eat Eat
 * 15) Eat America
 * 16) Eat a Monkey
 * 17) Eat a Fork
 * 18) Eat the number 200 (OMG almost forgot PARTY!!!!!!!) :P
 * 19) Eat Ness
 * 20) Locate your fork
 * 21) Never Gonna Give You Uuuuuuuuuup
 * 22) Play Stupid Mario Galaxy: A Lost Hope
 * 23) WHITE AND NERDY
 * 24) Drink Aquarius Red Blast
 * 25) Go to the john
 * 26) Create a random robot
 * 27) Call a random NUMBER
 * 28) Eat CORN
 * 29) Be a LOSER
 * 30) Go to the TOILET
 * 31) Do random STUFF
 * 32) Make me stop capitalizing the last word AGAIN
 * 33) Count to 10 in Slim form: 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 17, 1000000000000000000000, 3.14, 10
 * 34) Eat Random
 * 35) TOILET
 * 36) Eat Homer Simpson
 * 37) Eat a #w#a#f#f#l#e# or 7
 * 38) Eat a D'OHnut
 * 39) Stop Eating
 * 40) Locate your fork
 * 41) Fall out of a chair and hurt your head
 * 42) Pimp My Ride
 * Eat
 * Eat
 * Eat
 * Eat
 * 1) Make me stop saying "Eat"
 * Eat
 * 1) Waffle
 * Eat
 * Eat
 * 1) Do something
 * 2) Do something
 * 3) DO SOMETHING ALREADY!
 * 4) Ehh...
 * 5) MOSKAU MOSKAU
 * 6) Look at this!
 * 7) Be an Eye
 * 8) Watch TV
 * 9) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 * 10) Say something
 * 11) Open a can of lotsa' Spaghetti
 * 1) Watch TV
 * 2) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 * 3) Say something
 * 4) Open a can of lotsa' Spaghetti

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