Infinite Mario Kart

Infinite Mario Luigi Kart is a shame for the XBOX S&F, NOT made by Nintendo or Nintendon't. The reason why is because last year, playstation bought over everything except Dumb Corporation and VGC&G, and called this newly formed company Everything Corporation. So Infinite Mario Kart was made by the remains of Nintendon't, which is VGC&C, and Dumb Corporation. (For more info, please read this user's user page). Infinite Mario Kart is now only for the XBOX S&F, from the Dumb Corporation. This game has karts that are scooters, but the scooters have engines, so they are go as fast as karts. The Karts are specially designed to fit an infinite amount of people, so there will be an infinite amount of characters. Because of the game's success, Everything Co. decided to copy with Mario Kart: Infinite Dash!!!...

Basic
Luigi:
 * Speed: 2/4
 * Acceleration: 2/4
 * Weight: 2/4
 * Item: Star (Makes you invisible and invincible from everyone else
 * Kart: Basic Kart

Daisy:
 * Speed: 6/4
 * Acceleration: 7/4
 * Weight: 2/4
 * Item: Speedboost
 * Kart: Basic Kart 12

Rosalina:
 * Speed: 3/4
 * Acceleration: 1/4
 * Weight: 2/4
 * Item: Starstorm
 * Kart: Shooting Star

Shadoo:
 * Speed: 1/4
 * Acceleration: 5/4
 * Weight: 0/4
 * Item: Dark Copy
 * Kart: Shadow Kart

Cackletta:
 * Speed: 1/4
 * Acceleration: 3/4
 * Weight: 2/4
 * Item: Contol Others
 * Kart: Evil Kart

Waluigi:
 * Speed: 0/4
 * Acceleration: 1/4
 * Weight: 5/4
 * Items: Pink Dress and Pink Skirt
 * Kart: Pink Kart

Unlockable
Most other characters are unlockable, because it would be too many to count. Have to have Playstation Live to play with this.

Transformations
Transformations are when one character becomes another via some transform, or when two characters combine into one, like Mr. L and Luigiletta.

Mr. L: Luigi's transformation. Makes him a robot and makes him heavier and speedier.

Princess Luigi: Luigi's transformation. He wears a dress and makes him heavier and increases his acceleration.

Dark Princess Luigi: Luigi and Shadoo's transformation. Two ways. First way: Princess Luigi and Shadoo merges together. Second way: Shadoo uses Dark Copy on Princess Luigi. Makes Luigi weightless and increases his/her speed

Super Luigi: Luigi and Rosalina's transformation. Luigi and Rosalina combine into one. increases Luigi's acceleration.

Dating Couple: Luigi and Daisy's transformation. Luigi and Daisy start holding hands and kissing.

Luigiletta: Luigi and Cackletta's transformation. Two ways. First way: Luigi and Cackletta merges together. Second Way: Cackletta uses Control Others on Luigi. Any Luigi's transformation except for Dating Couple.

Dark Daisy: Two ways. First way: Daisy and Shadoo merges together. Second way: Shadoo uses Dark Copy on Princess Daisy. Makes Daisy weightless and increases her speed.

Prix Mode
you race a bunch of thwomps named like n00b and 1337 and etc.

Time Trials
you see how fast you can get

Killing Mode
Time to kill everyone else (Unlockable characters aren't used in this mode)

Credits
A very boring show made by Dumb Co. and VGC&G. Takes infinity centuries. After watching it, you unlock Microsoft as the first track.