Princess Rosalina

Princess Rosalina is a super attractive woman who is also the trophy wife of the evil poser Dark Meta Knight. She holds a magic wand because she thinks that she's some fairy or something.

Early life
As a child, Rosalina was hatd by her parents. They once left her alone in the woods because they didn't want her around anymore. They then burned down her room and moved to Canada to get as far away from their daughter as possible. She then later met a man who called himself Mikey Jackson who wanted to take her to his basement t okeep her safe from thee bad people, but she thought he was scary due t othe fact that he had no nose and ran for her life. She then picked up a job as a waitress in a coctail bar where people still didn't like her and even threw stuff at her. She once messed up Malleo's drink and he threatened to use his fire flower on her.

Teen years
After her waitress job didn't do her any good, she deciced to go into modeling and acting, but she was bad at all of those, too. Sure, she was attractive at this point, but her acting was terrible and she was as dumb as a doorknob. Her first movie, The Legend of Zelda: Daylight Savings, was very bad. Everyone that watched it died seven minutes into the movie, which is why no one knows how it ends. At that point she ran away once again and met a cute thing called a Lumma, which was abused and negelcted by its owner. She took the Lumma in and asked it to take her to the others. At that point her mind finally snapped and she enslaved the rest of the Lummas to be her personal slaves and pets. She used them to take over things, such as a piece of land she called The Kingdom of the Crystal Shoes, named after the ones she wore on her feet. However, she was over thrown by Weegee and her Kingdom was turned into the State of Weegee, which was later destroyed and rebuilt as the Squadala Empire.

Later life
She eventually met up with a poser named Dark Meta Knight, who was really just imitating his poor half-bother Meta Knight. For some reason, the two fell madly in love with each other and they got married and not live together in Dark Meta Knight's Mansion made of gold with a swimming pool of money on his private island. She sometimes uses the Lummas to carry out any tasks that she is too lazy to do for herself.