T3H EPICK BATTEL CHUCK NORRIS VS WEEGEE!!!1

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CHAPTER 1 THE BEGINNING
The year was 6347467436724367923BC. Chuck Norris n Captin Falcon has been fighting 4 Over 9000 years. This ended when chuck norris used the power of poop to DESTROY captain falcons face. LOLOLOLOLOL. unfortunately captan falocons best frend weegee wasnt died yet. He wanted to kill chuck for revengeance. Weeegee wasted know time CHARGING HIS LAZOR!!! He taked his friends Giga WaMorshu, Fire Malleo, Sephiroth (he is teh best character EVAR!!!!) and Toad (who is a poohead lol) and went 2 PWN Chuck norises face. Chuck norris prepared his Super Legion of Ultimate Evil Dark Doom for BATTEL with Weegee. His army included Devil Walleo, The King and 2 MYSTERY MEMBERS!!!