Battle in the Dark Remote Alley

Battle in the Dark Remote Alley is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Script
ITS NIGHT. WARIO WALKS INTO A DARK ALLEY. HE SEE'S A CAR.

WARIO: GOLLY!

WARIO HOPS IN THE CAR, AND REALIZES ITS OUT OF GAS.

WARIO: GEE. IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE.

WALUGI THEN APPEARS UNDER THE CAR

WALUGI: MAH BOI. THIS PIECE IS WHAT ALL TRUE LAWYERS STRIDE FOR.

WARIO: GREAT! I'LL GRAB MY STUFF!

SQUADALA MAN THEN FLIES OUT OF NOWHERE.

SQUADALS MAN: YOUR MAJESTY. YOU MUST DIE!

WALUIGI THEN PEE'S HIS PANTS.

WARIO: GREAT! I'LL GRAB MY-

WARIO NEVER FINISHED BECAUSE HE GOT SHOT BY SQUADALA MAN. SQUADALA MAN THEN STEALS THE CAR AND RUNS OVER WALUIGI. SQUADALA MAN THEN DRIVES OVER TO THE KOOPA MAFIA BASE AND DRY BONES SEE'S HIM.

DRY BONES: WOAH! (BLEEP) SEND LINK!

LINK THEN JUMPS OUT OF NO WHERE AND STARTS FIGHTING SQUADALA MAN. THEN THE SCOUTER APPEARS RIGHT BEHIND SQUADALA MAN.

THE SCOUTER: SQUADALA MAN, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

SQUADALA MAN: ITS OVER 9000!

THE SCOUTER: WHAT 9000?!

LINK THEN JUMPS IN THE AIR, GRABS A GUN AND SHOOTS SQUADALA MAN AND THE SCOUTER.

LINK: GEE. IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE.

GOOMBA AND BOO: WOAHHAHAHAHAHA!

THE END