For Your Eyes Only

For Your Eyes Only is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Wario is sitting on the couch, drinking beer.

WARIO: Tastes like dog crap.

Waluigi sneaks up behind Wario, and puts a bag over his head.

WALUIGI: You're coming with me, sir!

WARIO: Waluigi, what are you doing?

WALUIGI: Um... it's not Waluigi. It's Homer.

WARIO: Sure it is.

WALUIGI: Shut up and come with me!

Waluigi drags Wario into the closet, and closes the door. Wario pulls the bag off of his head.

WARIO: Oh, wow, it was Waluigi this whole time, what a surprise.

Waluigi pulls his face, which is actually a mask, and it turns out he really is Homer.

HOMER: Listen, Wario, I think Waluigi might be planning something...

WARIO: Planning what?

HOMER: I think he wants to kill you so he can be the leader of the X-Men!

WARIO: That's stupid.

HOMER: You know what else they thought was stupid?

WARIO: You.

HOMER: Everyone used to say, "oh, Homer, he's not a REAL X-Man! You think Homer's part of the X-Men? That's just a STUPID idea!"

WARIO: Wait, wait, wait... you're part of the X-Men?

HOMER: My point is, we should stop Waluigi before it's too late! It's a conspiracy, I'm telling you!

WARIO: Sure.

Wario starts banging on the closet door.

WARIO: Help! Help! Homer trapped me in the closet and he's doing perverted things to me! Get me away from this man!

HOMER: Wario, no, Waluigi will here us and then come in here to kill you!

WARIO: You're crazy!

Wario kicks down the door and runs into the living room.

WALUIGI: What was that all about?

WARIO: Homer said you were trying to kill me!

WALUIGI: Oh.

Wario sits down on the couch next to Waluigi.

WALUIGI: Well that was weird.

WARIO: What was weird?

WALUIGI: The thing with Homer.

WARIO: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

The End.

Morals
Always be alert, you never know when Homer is going to dress up like Waluigi and drag you into the closet.