New Mario's Plumbing Service

New Mario's Plumbing Service is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Summary
New Mario and New Luigi start a plumbing service in Toad Town...with ulterior motives.

Script
Scene 1

It is evening in Toad Town. New Mario and New Luigi are carrying plumbing tools into a ramshackle apartment.

NEW LUIGI: *Sigh* Is this really going to be our HQ for this operation?

NEW MARIO: For the time being, yes. I've decided to go back to my original roots as a plumber. (winks at New Luigi)

NEW LUIGI: Ahh, I see! (winks back at New Mario) Well, let's get started!

Fade to black.

Scene 2

In the morning of the next day, Evil Guy has finally woken up at 10:00 AM.

REVEREND TRYCLYDE: Finally, you're up! All your friends have gone outside somewhere. Finally, you're up! All your friends have gone outside somewhere. Finally, you're up! All your friends have gone outside somewhere.

EVIL GUY: Sorry, I had a rough day yesterday. (Yawns) Can you tell me where the bathroom is?

REVEREND TRYCLYDE: Of course, of course. I understand. It's up the stairs and to the left. Of course, of course. I understand. It's up the stairs and to the left. Of course, of course. I understand. It's up the stairs and to the left.

EVIL GUY: Thanks!

Evil Guy runs up the steps of the church and into the bathroom. Just as he enters, he sees a cupcake floating in the toilet.

EVIL GUY: What the...? Cupcakes! I HATE cupcakes!

Evil Guy vehemently flushes the cupcake down the toilet, which causes it to overflow and dramatically flood the entire bathroom. Evil Guy runs out frantically, followed by a thunderous waterfall of toilet water.

EVIL GUY: Ack! Help! We need a plumber fast!

New Mario and New Luigi stroll into the church and smile at Evil Guy.

NEW MARIO: Did somebody say "plumber"?

EVIL GUY: You! You did this! I'm sure of it!

NEW LUIGI: Did what?

EVIL GUY: You put a cupcake in the toilet! Now the entire church is gonna be flooded in toilet water!

NEW MARIO: You can't prove that. As you can see, New Luigi and I have turned over a new leaf and become plumbers again. Besides, you don't have much of a choice in this situation. Your church is about to be flooded and we're the only plumbers in town.

EVIL GUY: ...Fine. Go up there and fix everything.

New Mario and New Luigi ascend to the second floor, wading through toilet water. They enter the bathroom and shove a Bob-Omb into the toilet, using a toilet plunger to push it down. They then proceed to clean up all the toilet water with towel-sized rags and put a Post-It with the words "Out of Order" on the toilet. Evil Guy walks in at that exact moment.

EVIL GUY: What?! You call that "fixed"? You're supposed to actually REPAIR the toilet and render it usable!

NEW MARIO: Don't worry. It will unclog itself before sunrise tomorrow. Toodles!

The New Mario Bros. leave, high-fiving each other as they do so.

NEW MARIO: Yesss! We've finally rigged all the toilets in this town! Come sunrise tomorrow, they will all EXPLODE!

ALL: Wahahahahhahahaaaaaa!!!

Fade to black.

Moral
Watch out for cupcakes in your toilet.

Trivia
Believe it or not, the bad guys have already won. :(