Wa-Machine

The Wa-Machine is a weapon owned by the Koopa Mafia. It contains the spirit of the deceased creature Wa-, who was sucked into the blender when his wings were caught in it.

Creation
The Wa-Machine was created when the spirit known as Wa- came into contact with the blender when he flew into his kitchen and folded his wings. Unbeknownst to him, they were right above the blender, which turned on when a beetle crawled onto the Power button. The destruction of Wa-'s wings caused a massive tornado which, to this day, appears from within the Wa-Machine whenever the lid is popped off. This tornado has been known to suck anyone in front of the Wa-Machine into its depths.

Appearances
The Wa-Machine appears in the shame Dragon Quest: Un-Mario Edition as a collectible item. It sucks enemies up like a vacuum cleaner and can release them as projectiles. It also appears in The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show and its sequel, The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back, as a weapon owned by the Koopa Mafia. In the former, it is used to create Wawario and Wawawaluigi, while in the latter, it is used to create Wabowarigi and Bowarigi. It is apparently difficult to operate, with Some tiny moron that nobody cares about being the only one who can use it properly.

Settings
The Wa-Machine has different settings, most of which are either cryptic, redundant, or both.
 * Clone: The Wa-Machine makes an exact copy of whoever is using it.
 * WaClone: The Wa-Machine makes a negative-colored clone of whoever is using it. Notable examples are listed here.
 * UnWaClone: A setting that olny reverses the effects of the previous one. It can also be used on a WaClone to make a normal clone.
 * Fusion: The Wa-Machine fuses all the things that it has sucked up into one living being.