UnMarioWiki:Other Stuff/The Game/17/2

A mysterious black figure swoops in and grabs you and… Ah, I'm tired of writing this crap.

Here, you write the rest of it yourself.

 * I falcon punch him in the face and he dies and I win
 * I falcon punch him in the face with my nose and he dies but I break my nose and I lose
 * He eats me for breakfast and I lose
 * I eat him for breakfast and my pancreas explodes and I lose
 * He is actually a she but it doesn't matter because a Tsar Bomba goes off and kills everybody except for me somehow and I win
 * I accuse you for being a hypocrite for saying that you're tired of writing this crap and want me to write the rest but you went ahead and wrote these responses yourself and kick your butt for it and win
 * I don't freaking care. All of these just take me back to the start anyways.