The Joker

The Joker is a NOOB who wears makeup, likes playing cards and cheese, and enjoys beating the living day light of Bat Man

The Joker was a decent man once, until a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, when Wamario did something to him. It can viewed in the origin.

Origin
The Joker was once, a clone of Mario (GASP!!), and he was pretty good at his job, but they wanted Joker to stop eating cheese, but Joker refused, and kicked some hippies, but then Wario beated up Joker for not joining the X-Men and after that, kicked the Joker into goo which made him what he is today, a noob.

Powers

 * He can kill Mario (hooray)


 * He can hypnotise you (aww man)


 * He can destroy the X-Men, (hooray)


 * He can make you fat (aww man)

Quotes

 * "I kill you all!"


 * "I make you fat"


 * "You dumb"


 * "Die Batman, die!!!"


 * "Ugly people will perish!"


 * "CHEESE!!!!!!"


 * "I'll eat cheese!"


 * "I won't tell you my identity, even though I was clone of Mario, DANG I SAID MY IDENTITY!!!!!!!!"


 * "Say hello to my little friend!!!!!"


 * "God I hate my life!!!!!"


 * "HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"


 * "Die"


 * "I hate Gene Siskel"


 * "I hate Roger Ebert"


 * "I hate Siskel and Ebert!"