Wario's Kronikl Issue II

Today This Week
After a great new game released by NintenDON'T, NintenDON'T's funds rose to a whopping $15.00! They are nearly tied with Nintendo's all time best release. That game made a sky-high $24.96! Competition is rising to see which is the better company.

Sports
The AFIF Universe Bowl Finals are TODAY. It is Mario vs. Pong Jr.! Who will win and take home the bowl?

Food
Food, disgusting food! The results from a resturaunt survey have arrived today! A recorded 179,745 deaths from fast-food and slow-food resturaunts is an all-time high! Isn't that GREAT? The leading resturaunt, Wawaluigi's D1n3r, is responsible for at least 150,000 of these deaths. One considerable death is the one of Luigi. His miserable pickle days are over, Hopefully.

Movies
A record 147 bad MOOVEES have been released today. The only things to watch them were cows. (Get it, Moovees, cows? *cricket chirps*)

Next Issue
Watch out for the next issue, where the AFIF Finals results will be announced, and a summary of the game will be explained. Watch out FOR ISSUE III

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