Mario Kart: Motorised Wheelchair Edition



Mario Kart: Motorised Wheelchair Edition is yet another shame in the Mario Kart series. There is a twist: all the cars are replaced with medium-speed wheelchairs that you have to wait 3 minutes before they actually move a millimetres.

It is made by SomethingTendo.

Plot
Mario, bored of drugs and smoking, decides to hold another Mario Kart race. However, while going to Peach's Castle he fell down a stream, got hit by a Thwomp, kicked by Barack Obama and sliced by Angry Video Game Nerd. So, he got in a wheelchair, broke everyone elses legs as he didn't want to feel self-conscious, and soon the races start.

Wheelchairs
The characters/karts fall into many catergories:

Feather
This character needs to be unlocked; is how fast he is.
 * Wurley

Light
These wheelchairs are kind of fast.
 * Baby Mario
 * Baby luigi
 * Baby Waluigi
 * Baby Peach
 * Baby Daisy
 * Baby DK
 * Baby Yoshi
 * Baby Toad
 * Toad
 * Toadette
 * The Annoying Orange
 * Salad Fingers
 * Barack Obama (after losing weight)
 * Pikachu
 * Jess
 * Monkey
 * Bob-omb
 * Larry
 * Roy
 * Lemmy
 * Wendy O.
 * Morton Jr.
 * Ludwig
 * Bowser. Jr
 * Big Bad Bill
 * Dr Rabbit
 * Ekans
 * Slowpoke
 * Nim-Nom
 * Snivy
 * Mudkip

Medium
These wheelchairs go at a normal pace.
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Waluigi
 * Jessie
 * James
 * Meowth
 * Josh
 * Poppy
 * Squishy
 * Wishy
 * Ash Ketchum
 * Squirtle
 * Micheal Jackson
 * George W. Bush
 * Flumpy

Heavy
These wheelchairs go slow.
 * Bowser
 * Donkey Kong
 * Baby Wario
 * Charizard
 * A random snapping turtle who still has it's legs
 * Blastoise
 * Cereal Bowl
 * Wiggler

Severly Obese
These wheelchairs don't even move. If you pick them, you will lose.
 * Wario
 * Chubby Kid
 * Snorlax
 * Evil Guy
 * Eviler Guy
 * Fat Guy
 * Sumo Guy
 * Even eviler Guy
 * Even even eviler GUY
 * Evilest of all GUY
 * A Hippotamus
 * Numa Numa Guy

Gameplay
Due to a glitch, every time you start playing the game, the screen blacks out for eternity. SomethingTendo fixed it in 2014. You must press the q-button to accelerate. If you wanna brake press the o-button.

The shame has 120 courses:

1.Mario's Pacemakerway

2.Weegee's Castle in Hell

3.Donkey and Pong's jungle bullshit

4.Donkey and Pong's jungle bullshit 2

5.Donkey and Pong's junglebullshit 3

6.Horsepoo house

7-8.Mega poop toilet

9.Mushroom Kingdom

10.Mushroom Kingdom 2

11.Mushroom Kingdom 3

12.Wario's Coinsack

13.Yoshi Fails

14.Dinosaur World

15.Bowser's House

16.Lava Volcano

17.Gamelon

18.Koridai

19.Luigi's Bathroom

20.Big lake with a lot of evil fishes

21.Piranha Plant Valley

22.Oil Spill Valley

23.Boring Linear Land

24.Empty Emptiness

25.Mushroom Airport

26-27.Musroom Airpoop

28.Barack Obama's Burning white house

29.Annoying Kitchen

30. Oil Spill Valley 2

and a lot more courses.

Trivia

 * Despite Being