Egg

"Behold, the great egg!" -From Malleo and Weegee: The Movie

An egg is an all-powerful diety from parts unknown. There is a rumor that a random giant chicken asploded, giving birth to a bunch of eggs, but no one thinks this is true, because chickens suck goombas. The first sighting of an egg was in Nairobi, where a random guy touched one and got incinerated by the egg's awesomeness. You can eat eggs, but then forty years later you blow up.