A n00b Named Fred

A n00b Named Fred is the first episode of The Adventures of Fred.

Script
Scene 1

FRED: hi i am awsum evin thoe i dont use propur grammer.

RANDOM GUY: U SUCK U SUCK BALLS!

FRED: That was uncalled for.

RANDOM GUY: I'm Bob!

FRED: So?

BOB: Let us join forces!

FRED: OK.

Scene 2

WOODY: C'mon, Buzz!

BUZZ: Shut the [BLEEP] up, you son of a [BLEEP]. I'm gonna kill your worthless plastic little [BLEEP].

WOODY: What?

Buzz takes out a chainsaw and kills Woody.

BUZZ: He was worthless.

Scene 3

FRED: CHEESE!

BOB: Watch out for DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!

BUZZ: Die, random people!

FRED: Holy [BLEEP]!

BOB: Prepare to be pw1n3d!

FRED: Where's Woody?

BUZZ: I killed him.

FRED: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

BOB: YOU SHALL DIE!

BUZZ: I'll be back! And next time, your randomness won't stop me!

FRED: GRCFYH6TVTUY6 TVU6T!