The New Threat

Summary
Evil Guy and his minions must stop the rising threat of Ronald McDonald.

Script
Scene 1

EVIL GUY, PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY are standing at the foot of Evil Guy Tower, examining the newly constructed McDonald's in front of it.

EVIL GUY: Damn that clown! Nobody makes a fool out of me! We'll start our own restaurant and wipe him out of business!

PICKLE: But boss, what are we gonna sell?

EVIL GUY: Cheese, of course!

Cut to...

Scene 2

Several weeks later, EVIL GUY's restaurant is up and running. It is appropriately dubbed Evil Guy's Cheeseria and it stands right next to Evil Guy Tower...and the McDonald's. An entire committee of Cheese Lovers has been fueling the business as proud customers. Meanwhile, inside the McDonald's, RONALD MCDONALD is seething with rage at the very prospect of being out-sold.

RONALD MCDONALD: Hm...If I can't out-sell them fair and square, I'll have to think of a dastardly plan!

To be continued...