Mario Kart: Quadruple Dash!!!!

Mario Kart: Quadruple Dash!!!! is an upcoming game which will be released sometime after you're dead.

Four Riders per Kart
Each kart will have four riders this time around, and each will have their own responsibilities.


 * Only important rider - Handles the driving
 * Filler rider #1 - throws items
 * Filler rider #2 - handles the GPS map thingy
 * Filler rider #3 - says "Are we there yet?" and gets on other riders' nerves

Confirmed Characters
Everyone who was in the other Mario Kart games (unfortunately, that includes Waluigi).

Cannibalism
Riders will be able to eat each other, providing different effects.


 * Eating Mario makes you a pudgy plumber
 * Eating Peach makes you a fruit
 * Eating Wario makes you fat
 * Eating Waluigi makes you a loser
 * Eating Geno makes you owned by Square Enix
 * Eating the driver causes your kart to crash and kill you all