That guy across the street who keeps throwing money at you for some reason

That guy across the street who keeps throwing money at you for some reason is some random dude that nobody cares about and really wants to kill you with money for some reason. He lives in a house that Mario vandalised and made look like a giant Goomba's butthole. Under his house he keeps a missile that shoots lazers and gets arms and legs and stands up and starts doing the disco when it hits the ground. He is really rich and has no appearance in the Mario series but in Mario 's sleep he sticks a shovel up his butt and leaves a sticky note saying "Heh, I wonder what's in there?" so Mario reads it before realizing that there is a shovel up his butt. Also he likes to cover Princess Peach in spaghetti so Mario eats Peach and then everybody dies for some reason.