Rubbish Story Endings

Super Toilet Paper
Why are you sad about some princess sitting in a bathroom? GET OUT OF THIS ARTICLE!!! Are you still there? Ok, I am going to finish the story (un)properly. I snatched some toilet paper from our bathroom and jumped in the warp pipe which was in uor toilet(I don't know how Mario can use them! They are very stinky! HELP!). I gave the toilet paper to Peach. Instead of being happy she asked why it was me not Mario(she is obsessed with him). When I got back, my Daddy was very angry at me. So that's another rubbish ending to a a rubbish story. GET OUT OF THIS ARTICLE!!!