Malleo and Weegee-Mallow's Revenge

Mallow's Revenge is the third episode of Malleo and Weegee.

Script
Malleo and Weegee are walking near Tadpole Pond when Mallow steps in front of them.

MALLEO: Hey, outta the way

MALLOW: Never! I will kill you!

WEEGEE: Why?

MALLOW: Not you, just him.

MALLEO: Why me?

MALLOW: I'm sick of getting beaten up!

WEEGEE: Malleo, did you beat up Mallow??

MALLEO: Uh... maybe.

MALLOW: Die!

FROGFUCIUS: I see you have accepted my offer.

MALLOW/MALLEO/WEEGEE: Where did you come from???

FROGFUCIUS: I know how to Apparate.

MALLOW: Shut up.

Mallow takes out a metal stick. A bright laser beam comes out. A lightsaber.

MALLEO: So that's how it's gonna be, eh?

Malleo takes out a blue lightsaber and activates it.

WEEGEE (singing): I gotta feeling, that today's gonna be a good day, that today's gonna be a good day, that today's gonna be a good good day!

MALLOW: Be quiet.

WEEGEE: Don't make me stare at you.

MALLOW: Saw-reeee.

Half the episode length is then taken up by a lightsaber duel in which no one can tell who is winning.

MALLEO: Hey, our names are similar.

MALLOW: Hmm, so they are.

Mallow and Malleo enjoy a passionate embrace, during which Frogfucius is barfing repeatedly and Weegee is making rude gestures at the pair.

MALLEO: Wanna go out for a cheeseburger?

MALLOW: Sure.

Then they walk off and trip over each other's legs repeatedly.

MALLOW (in distance): You're too fat!

MALLEO (in distance): Shut up!

The end.