Get to Work Boys!

Get to Work Boys! is the first episode of the Sunday Boringcade.

Summary
Mario and Luigi are attacked by an enemy not introduced in Mario Bros. - A lone Goomba.

Script
One day, MARIO and LUIGI decide to get some money after going bankrupt in the fast-food buisness.


 * MARIO: I have an idea! Let's go into the Plumbing buisness!
 * LUIGI: Gret idea! Let's make one starting in the cellar!

MARIO and LUIGI start to go to work. However, the cellar's starting to flood.


 * MARIO: This wasn't as easy as I thought...

One year later, MARIO and LUIGI finally make their plumbing, and they got their first request to fix some pipes.


 * MARIO: Ah-ha! Here's the problem! It's just some Fungi!

MARIO poked the Fungus with plastic gloves. It came out, and guess what- it was a Goomba!


 * GOOMBA: RAWR!!!
 * LUIGI: Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllpppppppppp!

MARIO and Luigi start running. The GOOMBA is on their trail. It starts biting them when they fell over a shoe. An hour later, they distract the GOOMBA with some Cheese. And they run out of they building.


 * SOME GUY: Hey! There's that thi-!
 * MARIO: Sorry, we're Plumbers! We can't do that...

MARIO and Luigi run home while the GOOMBA is still attacking the man.

Morals of the Story

 * NEVER mess with a Goomba.

Trivia

 * As stated way above, Goombas didn't appear in Mario Bros..