The Toad Town Home

Summary
Evil Guy and his minions temporarily move into a small villa in Toad Town, where wacky antics ensue.

Script
Scene 1

EVIL GUY, PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY are carrying heavy suitcases into a cozy villa in the isolated Toad Town.

PICKLE: Boss, you never told us what's in these suitcases.

EVIL GUY: Important stuff, of course!

SHADOW KIRBY: Well, why does it smell like cheese?

EVIL GUY: That's what I said. Important stuff.

Suddenly, two glowing eyes become visible from within the villa itself. Toad appears from inside.

TOAD: Hey, guys! How do you like my glowing contact lenses?

EVIL GUY: You're obnoxious, Toad. Can we just move in and kick you out?

TOAD: Go ahead! (whispering) I am not responsible for any diseases or ailments obtained inside this villa, including tuberculosis, Down syndrome, Up syndrome, and Syndrome from the Incredibles.

EVIL GUY: Wat?!

TOAD: You forgot the "h".

EVIL GUY: Very well, then. Let's try this again. Whut?

TOAD: And you call ME stupid.

EVIL GUY: Hey, hey, hey. I didn't say you were stupid. You're just annoying.

PICKLE: Get on with it!

FERNANDO: Yes, get on with it!

Everybody babbles incoherently. In the process, SHADOW KIRBY inhales Toad like a vacuum cleaner.

EVIL GUY: Wait! Why did you do that?!

SHADOW KIRBY: What do you mean? He was causing an unnecessary delay. I was just trying to help.

EVIL GUY: Well, don't you copy the ability of anybody you inhale?

SHADOW KIRBY: (obnoxiously) Hey, guys! How do you like my glowing contact lenses? Blah, blah, blah.

EVIL GUY: Cruuuuuuuuud.

Scene 2

EVIL GUY, PICKLE, and FERNANDO are running around the villa, chasing after SHADOW KIRBY.

EVIL GUY: You evil sonofagun! You inhaled all our cheese! WITH the suitcases!

SHADOW KIRBY: Blah, blah, blah. Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

FERNANDO: Wait, I have a plan. Evil Guy, did you bring any Green Cheese?

EVIL GUY: Uh, I think I have some in my armpit.

EVIL GUY pulls green cheese out of his armpit.

SHADOW KIRBY: Eeeewwww...

PICKLE: (to FERNANDO) He hasn't been around Evil Guy as much as we have, has he?

FERNANDO: Nah. He's not used to it, I guess. Anyway... (to SHADOW KIRBY) Hey, crudball! We still have some cheese!

SHADOW KIRBY promptly inhales the cheese, which causes him to vomit. Toad plops onto the ground, unconscious.

EVIL GUY: That's our cue. I think Evil Guy Tower is fixed by now. Let's go!

The crew departs, leaving Toad lying in the dust.

Moral
Brash acts are not recommended, especially if they involve the inhalation of sentinent fungi.

Trivia
This is Toad's first (and, hopefully, last) appearance in the show.