Nintendo SD

Nintendo SD is a console created by Shiggy and Iwata when they were thinking on bugs. The console actully looks like a bug. These consoles are inutile and full of glitches; for fixing this, Nintendon't created Nintendo SD - Trading Card Game to make people change consoles by cards with the Nintendo SD picture; people are so dumb that didn't notice that all the cards are EQUAL.

Legacy

 * After 10,000,000,000 of people bought the Nintendo SD, Nintendo turned off the Why-Fi connection to turn on the Nintendo SD Phat connection; what made online-gamers eat their consoles.
 * Sucessors: Nintendo SD Phat (Slogan: Fatter, Bigger and Slower!); Nintendo SD Obese (Even Fatter, Bigger and Slower! Touch Retardition).
 * People nowadays can find this console in restaurants to eat it with pasta.