Phoenix Wright

Phoenix Wright is a "lawyer" who underwent minimal training in law and takes cases for people without looking into them whatsoever. Through lying, stalling, or proving the prosecution is an ass, he achieves Not Guilty verdicts every time. He often forces underpaid detective Dick Gumshoe to help him during his investigations, which he also (ironically) isn't legally allowed to conduct.

Funnily enough, he seems to be one of the most sane people in the court system, with prosecutors that can't keep their hair on, openly whip people during trials, murder to win cases, and... have eye lasers. The judge is senile and the witnesses have obviously had too much Starebucks. Other defense attorneys love to become prosecutors later in their careers so they can enforce the death penalty on the falsely accused, or practice their OBJECTIONs all night so they can sound intimidating in court.

Eat your jelly donuts, Apollo.