Eat My Shorts

An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! Yay!

Script
Wario: (gets a package) OMG, my new shorts have arrived! (opens the package) This looks like pork! Waluigi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Waluigi: I've switched from the garlic team to the ONION TEAM!

Wario: Well, you're gonna switch to the shorts team because I got shorts made out of pork in the mail.

Waluigi: Wow, thanks!