Mr. Jenkins Returns!

Mr. Jenkins Returns is the sixth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Summary
Continuing on from the plot of the episode Eat My Dust, Mr. Jenkins has returned to collect his money from Wario for cleaning his house earlier.

Scene 1
Wario is sitting on his couch, watching Waluigi hurt himself and jump around in pain, crying. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door.

WARIO: Waluigi, go get it.

WALUIGI: I...just...stubbed my toe!

WARIO: Sissy.

Wario gets up, pushes Waluigi onto the ground, walks over him, and opens the door. Standing there is an infuriated Mr. Jenkins.

MR. JENKINS: You!!!

WARIO: What's your deal?

MR. JENKINS: You wretched rapscallion! You're two days overdue on your payment! Remember when I cleaned your house?

WARIO: Yeah, but...two days? Isn't that a little short?

MR. JENKINS: Not with the economy in the shape it's in. Go on, fork over the money.

WARIO: Money?! Why, you--

Scene 2
Wario is about to punch Mr. Jenkins when Waluigi interrupts him.

WALUIGI: W--wait!

MR. JENKINS: Eh?

WALUIGI: Would you accept a bartering trade?

WARIO: Whazzat?

WALUIGI: You know, it's when you pay with actual stuff instead of money.

MR. JENKINS: Hah! Let's see you scrape $1000 worth of bartering goods together in the next few minutes.

WARIO: $1000?! Waluigi, do we have anything worth that much?

WALUIGI: Well, I did spend $1000 on cheese, but I ate it all.

WARIO: Well, I'll just have to beat it out of you!

WALUIGI: What?!

WARIO: You know...like a pinata!

MR. JENKINS: It's all right. I can do it myself.

WARIO: All righty. Take him away.

Mr. Jenkins drags Waluigi away as the latter begins to scream and beg for mercy.

WALUIGI: Wario, why? Why are you being so mean to me today?

WARIO: Because you're a fake. I'm going to be mean to you until you tell me where the real Waluigi is.

ALL: WHA???

WARIO: Look at the tears on your face! A true bad guy never cries.

Wario slams the door and sits back down on the couch.

WARIO: Don't worry, Waluigi. I'll find you someday.

THE END

Moral
A true bad guy never cries.

Trivia
The moral is a reference to the time Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About cried in the episode Punch Him Till He Cries!