The CILVIL War Ends

The CILVIL War Ends is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!.

Transcript
Wario is peeing in the bathroom, humming the Simpsons theme song, when Homer pops out of nowhere, covers his mouth, and pulls him down a trap door into a secret room, where he lets go of Wario.

WARIO: What the f**k was that all about?

HOMER: Wario, the people don't like the CILVIL War!

WARIO: What? Why?

HOMER: The fanboys say that the CILVIL War is just a cheap attempt at copying the war from the previous show!

WARIO: Uh, so?

HOMER: The fanboys want the show to stop before we start doing the old "War is over, just kidding the war's back on" gag!

WARIO: Why would we go back to that stupid old joke?

HOMER: Wario, we have to make a peace treaty with Dry Bones' gang before the fanboys lose their heads!

WARIO: Fine, the war is over...

At the Super Wario Bros. Wah-Wah Show Fan Club H.Q. (a.k.a SWBWWSFCHQ), Wario and Waluigi tell the fans the good bad news.

WALUIGI: Okay, you little brats, you got your way.

WARIO: We're gone for good.

NERDS: Woooo-hooo!!!

WARIO: Shut your mouths! It's not over yet because we haven't ended the freaking war yet!

NERDS: Oh my god! You suck! BOOO! We'll murder you! You lying mother f**kers!

WARIO: Crap.

Waluigi pulls out a bob-omb.

WALUIGI: Let's leave!

Wario runs as Waluigi throws the bob-omb into the crowd, killing all the nerds.

WALUIGI: Wait for me!

The explosion causes the building to collapse, and Waluigi is crushed under the falling debris.

WARIO: Waluigi!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Moral
Don't upset the nerds or you will get killed.