EEK! A FLY!!

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[A Fly has spawned in your area]

Wario:Eek! A Fly!!

Fly:What the f did you just say about me, you little boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my in the Navy seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I'm trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my words. You think you can get with saying Eek! A FLY!! That word has turned into a meme over the internet? Think again, boi. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricken dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anything, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States

Wario:Bring it on