Main Page (26 August 2007)

Dear UnMario Wiki fans I'm going to show you the first main page. Blue91233 (talk) 07:01, June 5, 2013 (UTC)

=Main Page=

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Jump to: navigation, searchMonday, May 21, 2007Welcome to the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base that anonymous can edit. '''This site is better than the MarioWiki... the MarioWiki is a bunch of fake stuff! Come on, let's show the world the truth!'''

We're currently vandalizing 349 articles about the incomplete Mario series.

Want to fill pages with more junk? Try checking out the midget pages list. Want to create your own junk from a pile? Try checking out the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070521221202/http://unmario.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Wantedpages pages we really need here so we can ruin them. ]

Current Injured Article: The Yoshi's Island Scandal ... was a notorious event involving Yoshi, Tumble, and 10,000 tons of cheese. Some have stated that the Yoshi's Island Scandal was the cause for the downfall of Yoshi's life. Contrary to popular belief, the Yoshi's Island Scandal did not begin on Yoshi's Island, but rather had its earliest beginnings in Toad Town. (more...)


 * Shames – All the shames Mario has ever failed in, right here.
 * Guys – Nobody knows the main characters, but who cares?
 * Areas – All the ground zeroes from the various Mario shames out there.
 * Stuff – These are thingies used by somebody in the Mario shames.
 * Freaks – The many species of characters you'll run into playing the shames.
 * Friends – Throughout their travels, Mario and company have picked up many friends who give them crisps during the commercials.
 * Haters – Of course, Mario has enemies. What did you think?
 * Cool Moves – The cliché attacks and abilities of the Marioverse.
 * TV & Movies – All the shows that our favorite dumber has starred in.
 * Publications – Information on Mario books, magazines, and komiks.
 * Noises – The earache causing used in the Mario shames.
 * Merchandise – The stuff that Nintendo's gonna regret they're making.


 * List of registered geeky users
 * Links to other pages about the Legend of Zelda.
 * Dictionary For those idiots who don't have one.
 * Sightings from over there, 5 meters behind you.
 * Wipe Projects – Help out plumbers and wipe stuff up.
 * Injured Articles – Vote on nominated articles and browse a list of the least crappy ones, as chosen by someone whose name isn't Paul.
 * Teh Shrug – Write the news of the Mushroom Kingdom! Need some help making an article?? Perhaps you should call 911.
 * Sandbox – Only place where you actually can vandalize.
 * Help – Pages to help start your vandalizations to the wiki.
 * Other Stuff – Lousy junk that doesn't fit anywhere.
 * Comic Convention – The #1 source for dumb comics.

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