Let's Go to the DMV

Let's Go to the DMV is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Donkey Kong and Bowser are sitting on the couch, watching TV.

BOWSER: I'm bored.

DONKEY KONG: Then go somewhere.

BOWSER: I don't have a car!

DONKEY KONG: Then get one.

BOWSER: I don't have a license to drive!

DONKEY KONG: Then let's go to the DMV!

At the DMV, Bowser and Donkey Kong get in line.

BOWSER: I don't know, Kong, this line is huge. Besides, Wario's going to be pissed if he isn't in this episode.

DONKEY KONG: Wario sucks. And what's a little bit of WAITING going to do?

TEN THOUSAND YEARS LATER

DMV PERSON: Next!

Bowser and Donkey Kong are just two skeletons lying on the ground.

DONKEY KONG: I think that's us...

BOWSER: But we're dead!

DONKEY KONG: You're right. We shouldn't even be talking.

The two skeletons rest on the floor in silence for fifteen minutes, then Wario walks up.

WARIO: Why the hell wasn't I in this episode?

Moral
Don't go to the DMV. Ever.