Ix-Box 7,584,269.3



The Ix-Box 7,584,269.3 was intended to be the greatest superweapon since Pickle's. It was designed in secret and only three people knew about it: Bill Gates, Wario and Microsoft Sam (Waluigi left out because Nobody likes him). The console itself was made to look like an giant I and came with an incredibly frustrating controller which would give anyone who couldn't figure it out, a fatal case of Cbeebies and would turn the victim into an onion (something extra Microsoft Sam added). Its plans were storen on board Halo and was then captured and taken to the Death Cube. The Nintendo battlestation was destroyed with the plans and it is unknown if Anybody bothered to carry out its construction.