Mario is my butler?

Mario is my butler? Is the fourth episode of President S0NIC

Summary
Mario becomes S0NIC's new butler.

Transcript
* S0NIC is staring at the shat on corpse of his butler*

S0NIC: I need a butler!

* S0NIC then searches eBay to buy a new butler*

S0NIC: This guy looks helpful, he is a plumber after all, I'm gonna order him.

* 2 seconds pass and the butler is on S0NIC's doorstep*

S0NIC: Could the mailman have took any longer! Geez!

* Mario then jumps out of the box*

Mario: Where the hell am I?!

S0NIC: What do you mean?

Mario: Last thing I remember is being stuffed into a box and being shipped to the President.

S0NIC:..........

Mario: No! I ain't being anyone's butler, my girlfriend has already been captured for the 15987234th time today, I need to go save her!

S0NIC: NO! I payed good money for you and I say that your gonna be my butler!

Mario: Fine! It's better than rescuing that bimbo every day.

* The two then enter the President's room*

Mario: So what am I supposed to do?

S0NIC: Well...

* S0NIC then drops a list that is so long that it rolls all the way down the stairs*

Mario: It's gonna be a long day...