Chuck Norris



Chuck Norris is the final boss in a lot of Mario shames. He is impossible to defeat, which has resulted in a rapid decrease of popularity for the series. Eventually, Nintendo fired him and replaced him with the Evil Guy. Upon being fired, he roundhouse kicked several Nintendo employees in the face, including somebody and Paris Hilton. They didn't survive, and Chuck Norris was fined (which led to a killing spree). He was also enemies with Hitler, after that Nazi king challenged him with Naruto in a NASCAR racing game on the PS3, which he used a viral cheat to have Chuck's car crash, which had Hitler crying to his mommy after Chuck beat his Nazi zombie army, which even his mom (Hitler's mom) didn't love him, and threw him out of her house.

Defeated by King Singalong (OR IS HE?)
In Paper Mario 4, World 5, 20 hours 39 minutes and 48 seconds of July 14th in 2008, Chuck Norris WAS DEFEATED by King Singalong in an epic Tumble Vs. Watumble battle. As a prize, King Singalong turned Chuck Norris into a ZOMBIE forever. He got depressed, but Nintendo hired him to work in Resident Nice series and Nintendon't hired him to work in the Resident Evil series. This was really a clone, however. His Failed zombie clone was assaulted by Leeuwtje & Giygas and died. His clone was made by Epic fail guy. The real Chuck Norris is still alive.

CHUCK NORRIS CAN NEVER DIE! Not even from The Harvester

Google Acknowledges His Power
Google "Find Chuck Norris". We dare you.

Trivia

 * Chuck Norris is immune to Weegee's stare.
 * Chuck Norris is not amused with teh OVER 9000 joke, 'cause his powa is ovuh FOREVER!
 * Chuck Norris can roundhouse a Magnavox Odyssey so hard, he can turn it into a PS-Wii60 console!
 * All your bases are belong to Chuck Norris.
 * The Harvester was destroyed so there is nothing left that can stop Chuck Norris
 * Chuck Norris is THE ACTUAL creator of the universe.
 * The only person who could ever kill Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee.