Help:N00B Questions

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Who Is Mario?
Mario was once a brandname of cookies, until he was made into a video game character. He is an extremely obscure, hardly known plumber who has the worst series ever. Mario was eated up by Evil Guy, and was replaced by New Mario. New Mario died in a "freak rubber ducky accident", and was replaced by Hitario, who died after making one game. Mario's third replacement was Wario, who currently plays the roles of Wario.

Who Is Evil Guy?
Evil Guy created evils such as Bowser and Boswer, making him the evil behind the evil. He hates cupcakes and will do anything to stop them. He is known for accidentally eating people. Evil Guy actually works for the devil.

Who Is the Devil?
The devil, more commonly known as Bob Saget, rules most people's souls, making him a supreme evil. He is known for starring in TV shows.

Who Are the Peach Quadruplets?
Peach is a princess with three other sisters: Daisy, Wapeach, and Peachycakes. Peach is a blonde bimbo with no brain. Daisy is an evil person who wants to kill everyone. Daisy is famous because she's the only evil person who has not sold her soul to the devil. Wapeach is another evil version of Peach, and she's butt ugly. Peachycakes is a Daisy-freak who founded the MarioWiki Terrorists. Peachycakes once tried to make a Daisy clone, but accidentally created Evil Guy (see above).

All four of the quadruplets were raised by Toadsworth.

Who Is Toadsworth?
Toadsworth is a Toad who betrayed the whole race of Toads. He is most famous for his participation in the Toadsworth Scandal.

Who Are the Toads?
The Toads are a race of mushroom people. They used to be famous actors, until Toadsworth betrayed them by revealing that Toads tasted very good. People started eating Toads, and they were forced into hiding. A few Toads led an uprising in the Toad Revolt, but were quickly defeated.

Who Is Wario?
Wario is Mario's currently replacement. He's fat.

Who Is Waluigi
Waluigi is Wario's long-lost brother who is a pathetic loser.

Who Is Luigi?
Luigi is Mario's brother. He is a pickle.

Who Is Bowser?
Bowser was created by Evil Guy and wants to kidnap Peach to marry her, even though he is married to Bowser's Wife. He has a darling little boy named Bowser Jr.

Who Is Bowser Jr.?
Bowser Jr. is Bowser's son. Peach thinks that Bowser Jr. is her son, since she is a stupid idiot.

Who Is Yoshi?
Yoshi is a dinosaur who was once a character on Dora the Explorer, but then became a Mario character. He is best known for his involvement in the Yoshi's Island Scandal, and for his girlfriend Birdo.

Who Is Birdo?
Birdo is Yoshi's transgendered girlfriend with a big nose, which she received from selling her soul to the devil (see above). Birdo is best known for her huge honkin nose, which contains boogers.

What Are Birdo's Boogers?
Birdo's Boogers are slimy goblins that try to kill Yoshi.

What Games Has Mario Starred In?
First of all, here, we call them shames, since they all sucked. Well, Mario has starred in many shames. See the Shames page for a complete list.

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