Spelunkers

Spelunkers is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Wario and Bowser are sitting at the kitchen table, drinking beer.

BOWSER: Kids these days, right?

WARIO: Don't try to talk to me.

Donkey Kong runs in.

DONKEY KONG: Guys, Waluigi found by banana stash, I need to relocate!

WARIO: I don't care.

BOWSER: What about the pantry?

DONKEY KONG: Waluigi's in there all the time, though.

WARIO: Fatass.

BOWSER: You're the fat one!

DONKEY KONG: There's nowhere to hide my damn bananas!

BOWSER: The bathroom?

DONKEY KONG: No.

WARIO: The fireplace?

DONKEY KONG: What? No.

BOWSER: The attic?

DONKEY KONG: That's where they were before!

WARIO: Then what about the basement?

BOWSER: Yeah... what about the basement?

DONKEY KONG: Yeah... what about the basement?

Silence.

WARIO: Do we... have a basement?

They all walk over to one mysterious door that they've never opened since moving into the house, with a sign on it saying "BASEMENT".

BOWSER: I wonder if that's the basement.

WARIO: If it isn't then we should change the sign.

They open the door, and walk down into a large cave.

DONKEY KONG: Some basement this is.

WARIO: Hey, let's spelunk!

BOWSER: Yeah!

There is a montage of the trio exploring the large basement cave, fighting evil monsters, and finding buried treasure. After all the adventuring, they head upstairs.

WARIO: Well that was one crazy spelunking adventure. Donkey Kong, where did you end up stashing the bananas?

DONKEY KONG: Oh, I didn't even bring them down there.

Bowser facepalms.

In the living room, Waluigi is sitting on the couch, with a box that says "DK'S BANANA STASH - DO NOT TOUCH, WALUIGI", and eating all of Donkey Kong's banana's.

WALUIGI: These are some good bananas. No wonder Donkey Kong tried to hide them from me.

THE END.

Morals
Always make sure to hide your bananas somewhere Waluigi will never find them.