Wario's Own House

Wario's Own House is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Wario is sitting on the couch, enjoying some peace and quiet.

WARIO: This is nice...

Waluigi and Homer run in, fighting over cheese.

WALUIGI: This is mine, get your own!

HOMER: But I'm starving!

WALUIGI: I sincerely doubt that, fatass!

WARIO: Will you two SHUT UP? Damn! Can't even get some peace and quiet in my own home!

WALUIGI: Technically we all share this home, Wario.

HOMER: Yeah. We all pay our fair share of the rent.

WARIO: No one here pays rent!

Wario gets up and leaves.

WALUIGI: Way to go, Homer.

HOMER: Hey, shut up... and give me the cheese!

Waluigi and Homer continue to fight.

Later, Wario is on the phone.

WARIO: Yeah, sure, I'll take it. Sounds like a dump, but anywhere's better than here.

Donkey Kong walks in.

DONKEY KONG: Wario? Are you getting your own house?

WARIO: You bet your ass I am.

DONKEY KONG: About damn time! WOO-HOO!

Music plays as all of the other X-Men run into the room and start dancing.

WARIO: At least I won't have to suffer through this anymore...

The next morning, Wario has all of his stuff packed, and is standing on the front porch.

WARIO: Those mover guys better get here soon, or so help me, I'll... write a bad Yelp review.

Waluigi walks up to Wario.

WALUIGI: Well, brother, you're finally moving on out. You're becoming an adult.

WARIO: What are you talking about? I already AM an adult! I'm older than you, for Christ's sake!

The Hammer Bros. Moving Truck pulls up in front of the house.

WARIO: Well... this is it... FREEDOM!

Wario grabs his stuff and runs over to the truck.

WARIO: Let's make this quick, boys!

That night, Wario is sitting in his tiny new house. He has to kneel down to fit inside the building.

WARIO: What is this, a house for midgets?

Outside, a midget walks by.

MIDGET: Man, that's a small house!

WARIO: I mean, what is this, a house for mice?

A mouse walks by.

MOUSE: Man, that's a small house!

WARIO: Well, whatever, it's a tiny house. Man... it's so boring here... but at least I'm not with those other assholes. Where's the remote... the remote... the remote... WAIT! I left the TV at the old house! Damn!

At the old house, Bowser and Donkey Kong are watching TV.

BOWSER: We finally get to watch TV for once, now that Wario's gone.

DONKEY KONG: I hear ya, man.

Wario kicks down the door.

WARIO: Get off of my couch! I'm here to watch TV!

DONKEY KONG: Well that didn't last long.

BOWSER: You owe me your left kidney.

THE END.

Morals
When you move into a new house, NEVER forget to bring the TV.