Empty House

Empty House was a sappy crappy TV show about (surprise surprise) an empty house. It taught a lot of valuable lessons even though the characters cusseded and did bad things.

Overview
The show was about Mario and his friends finding an empty house, which they would go to whenever they wanted to learn a valuable lesson. Sometimes they did bad stuff, and when that happened, they had a lot of totally gay dialogue where they would make up and crap.

Characters

 * Mario - He didn't like to share.
 * Peach - A stupid bimbo who constantly fell down the stairs.
 * Waluigi - A big fat loser jerk. In season two, he accidentally ate the house toilet, and he's had a potty mouth ever since.
 * Yoshi - He is really the leader of a crime ring
 * Bob Saget - He was the star of the show, and would often force the characters to make up and teach them valuable lessons.

Season One

 * 1) What's in the Basement? - Don't butt into other people's business
 * 2) Leftover Cheese in the Fridge - Be thankful for leftovers, since somewhere, a dude in Africa is starving
 * 3) Don't Slam the Doors! - If you slam doors too much, they break
 * 4) Is He Really Gay? - Don't ask personal questions
 * 5) Ouch! My Butt Hurts! - Don't make fun of people with butt trouble
 * 6) Cannibalism is Outdated - Don't eat people
 * 7) Lick My Ice Cream Cone - Ice cream is an insult to the human race

Season Two

 * 1) Waluigi Eats the Toilet - Potty mouths
 * 2) The Tree in the Backyard - Taking care of the environment
 * 3) The Boy Who Watched TV So Much His Eyes Popped Out - TV is evil (even though this is a TV Show!!! DUH!!!)
 * 4) The Refridgerator - When you close the fridge, the little light really DOES stay on
 * 5) Vampires are bad, they steal cows - Don't talk to vampires
 * 6) The Imaginary Friend - This really didn't have a point
 * 7) Monsters Under the Bed - There's no such thing as monsters