Staring Contest

The Staring Contest was a massive tournament that occurred in the Mushroom Kingdom one day because somebody noted that they can out-stare Weegee and everyone asked for proof, so the person tried but failed. Then some idiot got the idea that everyone needs to work their way up to face Weegee in a stare-off so everyone started a tournament about staring at each other, and trying not to blink and the winner would win a free bagel! Then one day, somebody decided to name the tournament The Staring Contest' and that's how it got its name. The tournament was fierce and many people had died, and very few people made it to Weegee, but they weren't good enough. The competition is still going on today, although not many people are in it right now.

Recently
Recently the staring contest has been stupidly made into a home game that you play at home. This is stupid because this will make many people try playing it and they will probably die because of the fierce competition. So now there is an angry mob, lead by Chuck Norris, to find the person who invented this horrible home game that you play at home and kill him, "and steal his money after wards".

Known Competitors

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Chuck Norris
 * George W. Bush
 * Justin Bieber
 * Bill Gates
 * Wario
 * Homer Simpson
 * Some tiny moron that nobody cares about
 * Bad People
 * Bianca Rinaldy
 * Bill Clinton
 * Goomba
 * A Little Kid Who Plays Mario Kart