Never Ever Ever Ever EVER Give Fred a Tank

Never Ever Ever Ever EVER Give Fred a Tank is an episode of The Adventures of Fred.

Script
Scene 1,000,000,000--I mean, 1

Fred is sitting on the sidewalk dreaming of owning the PieBomb when some guy in a suit comes up to him.

GUY: Are you Fred--

FRED: Yes....

GUY: Than you've just won one million dollars!

FRED: Great, what's the catch?

GUY: Nothing! Here you go.

He hands Fred a million bucks, cold hard cash. Lucky rat.

FRED: Yay!

The guy walks away.

GUY: That's funny. He didn't look anything like Fred Hill.

Seen Too (Scene 2)

FRED: Hey, Bob! I just got a million dollars!

BOB: Yay!

FRED: I'm gonna buy a tank!

BOB (praying): Our Father who art in Heaven, protect us with your might...

Scenenenenenenene TTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE (Scene 3)

Fred is in a tank destroying a city.

FRED: Whee!

Fred's tank dissapears for no reason.

FRED: Aw, man!

BOB: FAIL.

Surprisingly serious ad

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: You're gay!

FRED: Your point being?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Um... Bob, you're gay.

BOB: So?

Buzz Lightyear spontaneously combusts.

ANNOUNCER: In a perfect world, gays and lezbians are treated like anyone else. Stop anti-gay-ism. *I think I made that word up.*