No More Pizza?

'''No More Pizza? '''is an episode of the fourth season of The Adventures of Fred.

Script
Scene 1

FRED: I want some pizza!

BOB: Sure! We have some right here!

Bob opens Teh Fridge.

BOB: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRED: What?

BOB: The pizza is gone!

FRED: Oh noes! We must do something!

Scene 2

The Koopa Syndicate is in their hideout in space.

GENERAL KOOPANOOB: Yes! We stole all of Fred's pizza! Your plan worked!

BUZZ: I knew it would.

GENERAL: Well, now what?

BUZZ: Beats me. I'm an evil killer, not a mastermind.

GENERAL: You suck!

BUZZ: Oh yeah?

Buzz presses a button on his suit, and a buzz saw comes out his chest.

BUZZ: Now say I suck!

GENERAL: Uh, why don't we have a peaceful discussion instead?

Buzz kills General Koopanoob with his saw.

BUZZ: That'll teach you, [BLEEP].

LIEUTENANT KOOPERTURD: Uh, was that really nessesary? You seemed like something really evil.

BUZZ: EXCUSE ME?!?

LIEUTENANT: Uh... happy birthday?

Buzz cuts off the guy's head.

CAPTAIN KOOTAP: Sir! There's a small fleet of ships coming torward us on a gamma vector! Position 3.2 mark 9!

BUZZ: [BLEEP]! Fred must have found out! Send the Star Battlecruisers!

Scene 3

Fred and Bob are on the bridge of the command ship, the FAS (Fred Allegiance Starship) Bravery.

BOB: How did you know it was the Koopa Syndicate that stole the pizza?

FRED: They hate us.

BOB: Oh yeah.

LIEUTENANT: We've got five Star Battlecruisers coming in attack formation.

FRED: Shields up.

The Battlecruisers open fire.

ENSIGN: The Legacy's deflector shields went up too late! They've been destroyed!

FRED: Attack formation! Prepare to engage at position 5.7 mark eight! Whatever that means.

The ships fire at each other.

LIEUTENANT-COMMANDER: We're taking heavy fire! I don't know if we can hold together!

FRED: Get us close to the control station! They'll have the pizza!

The Bravery moves in close.

Scene 4

Fred and Bob teleport to the control ship. They grab the pizza.

OFFICER: Not so fast!

FRED: Uh-oh.

OFFICER (holding laser gun to Fred's head): Rebel scum.

FRED: You stole that from Star Wars!

OFFICER: Well, it's valid in this case.

FRED: BOB! GO!

Bob punches the officer in the back of the head and grabs his gun.

FRED: Let's get out of here.

Scene 5

OFFICER: The ships are retreating!

On the Bravery...

BOB: That was close.

FRED: Sure was.

Fred takes a big bite of pizza.