Super Mario Solar Systems



Super Mario Solar Systems is a game for Nintendo Weeeeee, it features a Revived Mario, Luigi, WaBoshi and Mr.L as main characters.

Story
Mario had been revived through the help of the DragonBalls by his brother Luigi since he still owes him a bar of Poptart. After he does this however, Bowser comes and bitchsnaps the princess (again). Waboshi then appears running from the earthquake caused by Rosie O'Donnel when she raised her eyebrow, then Mr.L comes from nowhere and causes the same fate as when a Grue and an AntiWaEurg come together, and they are all pulled by a breastless monster called Rosalina and it's Star-Shaped tentacle rapers.

It reveals that, in order to rescue Peach, they must get the Space Dragonballs, unfortunately there are 240, So the group sets out to get them.

After 2 and half seconds (Aka a decade), they find them all, The group sets out for That other part of space of like 304283 light years from here and fight Bowser, he However, Defeats them easily by getting a star powerup and becoming Extremely High Bowser.

Meanwhile, the Tentacle Rapers decide to make a Joke on Mario and company, and fuse all Black Holes together, unfortunately it sucks them too, and they die an awfully gruesome death in which their bowles pop out and their eyes inflate in their mouths and their Intestines wrap their brains until they explode into a such a gory piece of stardust that make the Black Hole dance to death and explode, killing Mario. Bowser and company get teleported to Mushroom World where Luigi screams WHERE'S MY POPTAAARRT!!.

The scream makes all Galaxies come together and crash, resulting in the extinction of all living beings into the most goriest piece of blood and guts spreading around the Universe, eventually creating a Warp Hole in which the spirits of Mario and Luigi enter it in order to get to the Last Star, which is actually Mushroom Kingdom in the hardest stage of the game, the player must get 2 yellow coins which is impossible since the warp hole made them purple, also in the end, Toad gets pornographic images of Mario and Peach, and Luigi and Rosalina and sells them on ebay, Unfortunately he confuses it with the Player's Weeeee Message Board.