UnMarioWiki:Other Stuff/The Game/5/1/1/1/1

You successfully bribe the game developers into letting you hack. Here's the best stuff in The Game:


 * See the meaning of life.
 * Play poker with Luigi.
 * Dance to PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
 * Smash your head against a wall and wind up in the hospital.
 * Look at a depressing tombstone.
 * Smash that invention Crygor and E. Gadd are working on.
 * Marry Peach.
 * Go WAY back in time.