Family Goes on a Picnic

Family Goes on a Picnic is the second episode of season 2 of Everybody Likes Bowser

Summary
The family go on a less than perfect picnic and a character makes a dramatic return...

Scene 1
Bowser goes down to the kitchen to find the family dumping their breakfast's in the bin


 * Iggy: Were hungry!
 * Morton: Yeah King Dad, I havent had no foiyd in daiys!
 * Lemmy: Give us food OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!

Bowser eats the table and grabs Lemmy


 * Bowser: I'll OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE! you, you little...
 * Ludwig: Hey what about the remaining gruel..er I mean food you were saving over for nuclear autumn, we could have a picnic (Ludwig thenn does his trademark stupid laugh)
 * Bowser: My secret stash, never i say! NEEEEVERRRRRRRR!

10 seconds later the family are in the Doomcar with the food *cough*gruel*cough* and are going down to Hyrule park


 * Larry: I'm bored!
 * Bowser Jr.: I'm hungry!
 * Roy: I think I ate my pancreas...
 * Bowser: Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUUT UUUP ARRRGHHHHH!

Bowser goes crazy and drives the car into a river of boiling milk


 * Everyone: MY SKIN!

Scene 2
They somehow arrive at the park drenched and burned


 * Bowser's Wife: Oh no! I left the milk at home!
 * Bowser: Bowser picks up the basket and feeds it to George W. Bush
 * Roy: Uhh King Dad, that was what had my spare pancreas inside...
 * Wendy: Mmmmm. Pancreas....

Roy drops down dead as usual while Bowser goes into a Quick-E-Weegee


 * Bowser: I want milk!
 * Weegee(using sign language): Here take this, it'll be 1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 mushroom dollars
 * Bowser: What a bargain!

Bowser statches up the milk and drinks it, he then goes through some sort of seizure and goes out of it with a top hat, cape, monacle and cane


 * Giga Bowser: Nya Bwahahahaha!

Giga Bowser runs out of the shop and jumps into a funny clown balloon

Scene 3
The family are looking over the body of Roy


 * Larry: I think he's dead
 * Ludwig: Well all he ever talked about is ballet

Randomly, Giga Bowser appears in his clown balloon which is ripping up Guys with it's propeller blades and drives over the family


 * Giga Bowser: I say now, prepare to plunge through the gates of damnation and into the fiery pits of Hell!
 * Iggy: Argh my glasses! Argh my hair!
 * Larry: Argh my face!
 * Bowser Jr.: Argh my cynical brat personality!

Roy comes back to life for no reason


 * Roy: Hey my afro's grown back as well, sweet!

His hair is shaved by the propellers and he is completly bald


 * Roy: Gawd Dangit!

Cliche 'bad luck' music plays and the screen fades to black

Morals

 * Dont buy milk from Weegee
 * Dont crash your car into hot milk

Trivia

 * Bowser had to undergow phyciatric treatment because he couldn't revert from being Giga Bowser and kept killing everone and stealing their Cheese