Pokémon



Pokémon (pronounced ) are a species of one hundred and twenty-seven+ creatures scattered around the Mushroom World. They star in the Pokémario series.

Pokémon are naturally incubated in little orbs of fatal torture throughout their lives, or at least they were until some idiot decided to release every one known to exist. The freed Pokémon were soon able to conquer most of the Known Galaxy, and it was soon decided by the highest-ranking international Mushroom council that they hadta catch 'em all!. Creating a league known as the Pokémon Trainers, the world leaders encouraged the capturing of the horrible monsters with an integration of pleasure into the subject, introducing the idea of professional Pokémon battling (which was recently banned due to animal treatment controversy ) and advertising certain Pokémon's. Because of the incompetence of just about everybody in the universe, though, the council's plan to popularize Pokémon in culture ultimately failed as nearly all of the Pokémon died in their trainers' hands. While the Pokémon species (and, to a much lesser extent, Pokémon training and battling ) has managed to survive up to today, life expectancy of a certain obscure Pokémon species has greatly dropped recently because of Luigi's obsession with cheese.

They are not to be confused with the entirely and in every way different Pokemon.


 * Abra


 * Aerodactyl


 * Aipom


 * Alakazam


 * Ampharos


 * Arbok


 * Arcanine


 * Ariados


 * Articuno


 * Azumarill


 * Bayleef


 * Beedrill


 * Bellossom


 * Missingno deleted the rest of my Pokédex D: