That Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About Returns!

That Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About Reurns is the fourth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Summary
Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About is revived through mysterious means...and he's got a bone to pick with his old master!

Scene 1
Wario, in the form of Wario-Man, has flown out of his house to attack Dry Bones, who is waiting outside.

WARIO-MAN: Grrrrr! I'll get you now!

Wario-Man breathes on Dry Bones with his Garlic Breath.

DRY BONES (Clattering with his bony mandibles): You realize I'm a skeleton, right? Anything that smells has no effect on me.

Dry Bones bonks Wario-Man on the head. An epic fight sequence ensues as Waluigi notices something in the distance.

WALUIGI: Wait...what's that?

DRY BONES (Clattering with his bony mandibles): That's...that's him!

WARIO-MAN: Who?

DRY BONES (Clattering with his bony mandibles): HIM!

Scene 2
The object in the distance comes closer, revealing itself to be Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About.

WARIO-MAN: What the...?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: I'm baaaaaack!

WARIO-MAN: How did you return from the dead? I saw you die in one of Michael Bay's trademark explosions.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: I was revived by Nobody.

WALUIGI: So you weren't revived by anybody?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: No, I was.

WARIO-MAN: Well, who was it?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: I told you. It was Nobody.

DRY BONES (Clattering with his bony mandibles): So his name is Nobody?

A whistling sound is heard, followed by a clatter.

DRY BONES (Clattering with his bony mandibles): What was that?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: That was the comic relief flying out the window.

WARIO-MAN: Well, why did he bother revivng you?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Hello! I'm some tiny moron that NOBODY cares about! Besides, why are we even talking? Shouldn't we be fighting? Look, I brought a special new weapon!

Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About brandishes a Darksaber.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Ha ha, look at this! *Zeeeeooooom!* *Zeeeeoooooom!*

WARIO-MAN: What is that supposed to be?

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: It's the sound effects. Never mind. Time to die, guy!

Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About slices through Wario-Man, separating him into two halves: Wario and Wawario. The latter runs away before anyone can stop him.

WARIO: Waluigi, get over here! I'm going to need backup now!

WALUIGI: Yes, sir!

Fade to black.

Moral
Watch out for revived minions.

Trivia
Since Wawario is the opposite of Wario, he is technically a hero and not a villain. However, since Wario is an evil twin to the heroic Mario, Wawario must be twice as evil as Wario. Either way, it doesn't matter because he has the personality of a cardboard box.