Dumb Passwords

Dumb Passwords is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Wario and Waluigi are walking through the town.

WARIO: We need to find someone to rob.

WALUIGI: R.O.B.?

WARIO: No, you idiot.

Wario sees Nim-Nom's House in the distance.

WARIO: Let's rob Nim-Nom!

At Nim-Nom's house, Nim-Nom is being interrogated by government agents.

GOVERNMENT AGENT: Where is the hacker?

NIM-NOM: What hacker?

GOVERNMENT AGENT: Somebody hacked our computers and we traced them back to this very house!

NIM-NOM: [nervous] Uh...

GOVERNMENT AGENT: Who was it!

NIM-NOM: Not me!

Wario and Waluigi enter the room.

WARIO: Nim-Nom!

GOVERNMENT AGENT: Who are these guys?

NIM-NOM: The hackers! There they are! Arrest them!

WARIO: What? But we didn't even do anything... this time.

The government agents handcuff Wario and Waluigi, and drag them out to their car.

NIM-NOM: Ha! Suckers!

GOVERNMENT AGENT: What was that?

NIM-NOM: Nothing.

The governmet agents throw Wario and Waluigi into the trunk, then drive away.

WARIO: Listen... we gotta get out of this trunk.

WALUIGI: You don't say?

WARIO: Stop that, I don't like when you're sarcastic.

Wario manages to lift the top of the trunk open, and jumps out onto the road with Waluigi.

WARIO AND WALUIGI: Ow!

At the house, Wario and Waluigi are talking to Bowser.

WARIO: The government wants to arrest us, they think we're hackers!

BOWSER: Well, are you?

WALUIGI: I am.

WARIO: What?

WALUIGI: Yeah, how else would we be able to pay the rent and buy stuff if it wasn't for me hacking people's bank accounts all the time?

BOWSER: That's some illegal stuff, man.

WARIO: We only do illegal stuff when I approve of it!

The government agents break down the door.

GOVERNMENT AGENT: Nice try, you two. But we figured out you were hacking bank accounts and traced that back to this house.

WALUIGI: Crap!

The government agents shoot Waluigi, killing him.

WARIO: Oh, thank God.

GOVERNMENT AGENT: So, Mr. Hacker, show us how you hack.

WARIO: What?

GOVERNMENT AGENT: We need you to hack into a super-villain's computer so we can find out where he his!

The government agents take Wario to a government facility, and give him a laptop.

GOVERNMENT AGENT: Do your thing.

WARIO: Oh, you mean murder people?

GOVERNMENT AGENT: No...

WARIO: Oh, hacking... yeah, I was just... uh... joking.

Wario starts up a hacking program and begins typing random words.

GOVERNMENT AGENT: Are you doing it?

WARIO: Uh... sure.

A password screen comes up.

WARIO: Oh... crap...

GOVERNMENT AGENT: Well, get his password!

WARIO: Okay... um... uh...

Wario types "Password".

COMPUTER: Access granted.

GOVERNMENT AGENT: You did it!

WARIO: I did?

TO BE CONTINUED...

Moral
Don't run away from government agents.