UnMarioWiki:Teh Shrug/Behind the Scenes

Well, here at the Shrug, we work hard day and night. We loose twenty four hours of our life just looking for news. Countless people have died in this job because it's so hard. It's like going on an adventure. Everyday we Shrug at our friends. It's our way of saying hello. We named this newspaper the Shrug because when the original creator asked all of us what the name of this newspaper could be, one of our workers shrugged. Then another worker said "Shrug! Great idea!"



When we're not doing anything That means most of the time we leave it up to the boss. Seriously, he gets the job done. But we're not lazy I assure you. There's about seven hundred workers on this magazine. Okay fine, six hundred cause the other hundred died. But still, while we're not working we play with our Star Wars action figures, fight over three idiots and prank call Sony. It's our job. We're happy.