The Landlord Visits

The Landlord Visits is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
Donkey Kong is sitting at the kitchen table, eating a banana.

DONKEY KONG: I know this is a stereotype, but it just tastes so good...

Wario walks in, carrying a box full of guns, brass knuckles, knives, and explosives.

WARIO: Hey, Donkey Kong, you still have that treehouse, right?

DONKEY KONG: Yeah, why?

WARIO: The landlord's coming over and I need a place to hide all these baby toys.

DONKEY KONG: The landlord?

WARIO: Yeah, the routine inspection is WAY past due.

DONKEY KONG: No kidding.

Donkey Kong falls through the floor into the basement.

WARIO: Better get a rug to cover that hole, too...

Waluigi walks in.

WALUIGI: Okay, Wario, I took it upon myself to clean all our rooms. You're welcome.

WARIO: I didn't say thank you, though.

DONKEY KONG: Any help? I'm still down here!

WARIO: Shut up down there!

Waluigi checks his watch.

WALUIGI: Oh no! Wario! The landlord will be here any minute!

WARIO: Shit! But the clock in the living room said we still had a few hours left!

Waluigi walks into the living room.

WALUIGI: Clock, I thought we told you to stop messing with us!

CLOCK: Sorry.

Waluigi walks back into the kitchen.

WALUIGI: That guy has always been unreliable.

There's a knock at the door.

WARIO: Who ordered a pizza?

WALUIGI: It's the LANDLORD! I'll get it.

Waluigi opens the door, and sees Shigeru Miyamoto.

SHIGERU MIYAMOTO: Hello, Waluigi.

Waluigi is more afraid than he's ever been in his life.

WALUIGI: Uh... uh...

Miyamoto walks into the house.

MIYAMOTO: Nice house. Bye!

Miyamoto leaves.

WALUIGI: Thank GOD... that went a lot better than expected. As Waluigi closes the front door, the entire house collapses in, killing all of the X-Men.

WALUIGI: NOOOO!!!!

Waluigi wakes up.

WALUIGI: Oh, thank goodness, it was all just some awful nightmare!

Wario wakes up.

WARIO: Oh, man, what a weird dream!

Donkey Kong wakes up.

DONKEY KONG: I need to stop eating so many bananas before bed...

Bowser wakes up.

BOWSER: I wasn't even IN that deam!

Shigeru Miyamoto wakes up.

MIYAMOTO: Man, I need to stop taking LSD before going to bed.

Miyamoto proceeds to take some LSD and go back to sleep.

The End.

Moral
Don't take LSD before going to bed or else you will dream that you're Bowser dreaming that you're Donkey Kong dreaming that you're Wario dreaming that you're Waluigi dreaming that your landlord is Shigeru Miyamoto.