The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show: The Movie!

'''The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show: The Movie! '''is a film based on the TV show of the same name. It was made by Drunken Dentist Productions a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It starred Wario as himself, Waluigi as himself, and Bowser as Shigeru Miyamoto. It was never released on DVD, and was only available on VHS (Vehicular Hunger Strike) up until last year, when it was put up on Nosepicks Webflix for "FREE" instant streaming.

Transcript
We see a shot of Earth from space.

NARRATOR: Dis... is Earth. Ya see, a millyun yeerz ago, dere wuz dinosores dat ruled dee erf. But... wait, wrong movie.

We cut to Wario and Waluigi sitting on the couch.

HOMER: Guys, guys!

WARIO: What?

HOMER: I got this package from the internets! It must be a mystery prize!

WARIO: Open it then, loser. [stuffs his face with potato chips]

WALUIGI: Oh boy I'll help! WOLVERINE CLAWS, GO! [metal claws grow out of Waluigi's knuckles] SLAAAASH!

Waluigi cuts the package open and inside is a small egg.

WARIO: Can we eat it?

HOMER: Maybe.

WALUIGI: Well let's go, there's only one way to find out!

We cut to Waluigi and Homer in the kitchen. The egg is on a plate.

HOMER: Let's put it in the microwave.

WALUIGI: But remember last time we used that thing???

FLASHBACK...

Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

WALUIGI: Ugh... that was horrible.

HOMER: Whatever, let's just do this.

Waluigi puts the egg in the microwave. and is about to press the button when Bowser shrieks like a little school girl.

WALUIGI: Whoa!

WARIO: Oh, yeah, the FBI's here.

HOMER: What?

Some Men in Suits burst into the kitchen with machine guns aimed at Homer and Waluigi.

GUY: Give us the egg and no one gets hurt!

HOMER: Why?

GUY: It's very special. You should know that, after all, you bought it off that wanted criminal on Ebay... what was his name... Nam-Nam or something? Whatever!

WALUIGI: Listen, homer, be quiet...

HOMER: (whispering) What do we do?

WALUIGI: Just follow me...

Waluigi and Home put their hands up in the air.

HOMER: What now?

WALUIGI: I don't know.

GUY: Come on, COME ON!

WALUIGI: OH LOOK ITS SOMEBODY ACTUALLY ON THE UNMARIO WIKI

GUY: Really? Where? Nobody goes on there anymore!

Waluigi punches the guy and a huge brawl breaks out.

HOMER: Falcoooooon PUNCH! [punches guy so hard in the face his head asplodes]

WALUIGI: Stop using overused memes, Homer!

HOMER: sorry...

WALUIGI: Anyways, as I was sayin', IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR! [fires his lazar at all the FBI guys, killing them all]

WARIO: Shut up in there, I'm trying to watch my show!

WALUIGI: Shake it!

HOMER: Listen, now that those guys are dead we can cook the egg.

WALUIGI: Yeah, but what was all that legal mumbo-jumbo they were talking about?

HOMER: I dunno, the guy that gave me the egg was also selling bootleg Bort license plates, so who friggin cares, huh?

Homer presses the button on the microwave, and the egg starts cooking when sparks start to come off of it.

WALUIGI: Uh-oooooooooh......

MICROWAVE: Ba-DING!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

The entire kitchen asplodes, besides Homer, Waluigi, the Microwave, and the Egg inside it.

HOMER: Huh?

Waluigi and Homer sit up, looking at the microwave on the ground as it goes "DING!" and Arceus comes out of it.

WALUIGI AND HOMER: Whoooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........

WARIO: Hey, guys, guess what just happened in the show, it's hilarious.... whoa... WHAT.... FREAKING.... HAPPPENEGEd?

WALUIGI: I, I can explain!

WARIO: I PAYED FOR THIS KITCHEN, YOU KNOW!

WALUIGI: Oh dear...

Wario gets so angry his head asplodes.

HOMER: Is he... dead?

Arceus uses "HEAL BEAM" on Wario and brings him back to life.

WARIO: Zagazagawutzit... huh? Oh, hey, guys, guess what just happened in the show, it's hilarious.... WHAT.... FREAKING....

WALUIGI: Wario, listen, Homer got a mystery egg that asploded our kitchen.

WARIO: Homer, you're fired.

HOMER: All right.

Homer gets up and walks away.

WARIO: So I'll see ya later, Waluigi...

WALUIGI: WAIT! WARIO!

WARIO: Ooooh, WHAT?!?

WALUIGI: What about this Legendary Pokemon?

WARIO: Oh, you mean like Pokemon, Digital Monsters, Pokemons Are the CHAMPIONS!

WALUIGI: Yeah, that's the theme song, everybody knows it. Anyway, there's a freaking cosmic DEITY in our KITCHEN right now, Wario! We need to do crap!

WARIO: Like what?

WALUIGI: Get up, start cleaning, make it nice for Arceus, ya know?

WARIO: I know...

WALUIGI: Good, let's start!

Cue cleaning/rebuilding montage set to the "Pokemon" theme song

Pokemon

Digital Monsters

Pokemons Are the CHAMPIONS!

Pokemon

Pocket Monsters

Pokemons Are the CHAMPIONS!

Yug-I-Oh!

Yug-I-Oh Monsters

Yug-I-Oh Are the CHAMPIONS!

Magic the Gathering

Has Nothing to Do With This

But it's still a CARD GAME!

Wario and Waluigi are standing outside of the rebuilt house.

WARIO: Ain't it a beaute?

WALUIGI: Yeah...

Suddenly the houses collapses in on itself.

WARIO: Well that's what you get for using popsicle sticks and googly eyes to build a house...

TWENTY-SIX HOURS LATER...

WALUIGI: Is it good now?

Their new rebuilt house is a super huge mansion.

WARIO: NAAAAH, tear it down.

A FEW MONTHS LATER....

WARIO: NOOOOW we're done.

WALUIGI: Good.

BOWSER: Hey guys, what up?

WARIO: We rebuilt the kitchen and made the house better.

BOWSER: Pffft! Lame. I'm gonna go play my Game Boy... got myself some Pokemanz to catch...

Bowser walks away.

WARIO: Loser.