UnMarioWiki:Other Stuff/The Game/1/2/3

Luigi shows up and you successfully use him as a human shield to absorb the Goomba's bites. Then you use Luigi's body as a weapon and whack the Goomba away. After disposing of Luigi's bloody, nearly dead body in a ditch, you enter Bowser's castle and race through it. You get to Bowser's throne room where you have to fight him.

Bowser tries to flame you with fire, but you dodge. Quick, hit him before he strikes again! What's your strategy?

Choices

 * Grab him by the tail and try to throw him into a bomb
 * Break the bridge he's on and make him fall into the lava
 * Make a joke about how friggin fat he is
 * Babble incoherently pleading for mercy and hope he takes pity on you
 * Throw fireballs at him