User blog:Oobooglunk/Cracking Down on Spam

All right, everybody.

The spam situation has gotten out of control. That is, it's been out of control for years, but it's time to fix it once and for all.

Ways you can help: Thank you, citizens users. Enjoy your day.
 * 1) Don't even let this nonsense exist. Ever. Under any circumstances.
 * 2) Make sure your pages are Mario-related (have appeared in at least one Mario game, movie, crossover, etc.)
 * 3) If you find a page that defies Rules 1 and 2, put this template on it. The admins will swoop in for the kill and everything will return to normal.

Oobooglunk (talk) 04:08, February 26, 2014 (UTC)