Randy Orton

Randy Orton is a former cook, former DJ, and trys to cover up that CRAP by doing proffessional wrestling, he finally killed a Weegee clone by cutting a branch and squishing him! he was on World Weegee Enters Hell, he almost died from Bob Saget, his BFF are John Cena, Bill Crosby and Luigi. Plus he was born in 1870

being a DJ and a COOK
In 1885 at the age of 15 he tried being a DJ he only knew Mario songs, so Nobody went to his DJ crap, then in 1889 at the age of 19 he tried to cook, he could only cook Pizza SO Nobody went to that COOKING CRAP either.

World Weegee Enters Hell
In 1887 Randy, John Cena, Luigi and Mariot went to WWEH, they saw Bill Crosby, The Devil, Kirby and Your Mom and Weegee Devil and Bill were kissing in the den, Kirby and Weegee died by Your Mom's UGLY FACE eeeeeek!

Trivia and stuff
Randy and John Cena are both in pro wrestling

Luigi and Randy have been friends since 1883

Mario and Randy hate eachothr over in Finland!!!!