Mario the Cereal Killer

Mario the Cereal Killer was a dreadful shame made by NintenDON'T in the late 1700's.

World 1
In World one, the player fights Mushroom O's and L33t 0's. The boss is a family-size box of N00B Crisps that send out soundwaves of, well, sound saying N00000B! If Mario gets hit by one, he dies and must start the game all over again.

World 2
In World 2, Mario has to go to the bathroom. The toilet then asplodes and the player must re-complete World 1. The game recieved a sharp downgrade for this reason. Once back to world two, Mario falls into the hole where the toilet used to be, and goes through difficult pipes full of Zombie Bran. To beat these, the player must summon Chuck Norris, which is impossible unless the player picked up Chuck Norris's hat.(Which doesn't exist, unless the game is hacked.) So this world is mostly unbeatable.

World 3
The game must be hacked to reach this world, which is achieved by simply eating the disc and regurgitating it.(Not too difficult, right? Right?) So in this world, Every cereal previously encountered attacks Mario all at once. Even N00B 0's, which were thought to be destroyed. Harvester Bran also attacks, killing Mario upon contact with a laser, and the free prize inside also attacks, killing Mario upon coming out of the box.

Trivia

 * It is impossible to complete World 3
 * Chuck Norris instantly destroys all cereal upon simply being looked at.(Wait, ceareal has no eyes, sooo)
 * This game was rated E by the ESRB, although upon death, the animation wasn't pretty.
 * Remember to wear a lazor-proof vest while playing this game because the lazors that come out of the Harvester Bran can penetrate the TV/Screen, killing the player.
 * This game was rated E for "Extremely FAT". For once a rating actually made sense, right?