SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SALT!!!!!!!!! '''is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!

Transcript
In the future, a wheelchair-bound Homer Simpson and a muscular Link armed with two bazookas escape from an exploding prison.

HOMER: Wario's still in there!

LINK: It's all SALT's fault! Don't worry, when we get to the time machine we can stop this all from happening!

HOMER: But how? The time machine is lost! It was destroyed in outer space!

LINK: Don't worry. Homer, we have to send your mind back in time to your young body so you can stop this post-apocalyptic nightmare!

HOMER: Okay... but...

LINK: Don't worry, I have the Triforce of Time.

HOMER: You had that this ENTIRE time and you  never used it?

LINK: Um... yes.

Link hands Homer the Triforce of Time, and Homer activates it, sending his mind all the way back into his old mind.

In the present, at the X-Men's house, Homer is watching YouTube videos.

HOMER: Time to check out this "SkyDoesMinecraft" thing everyone's talking about...

Suddenly, Future Homer's mind is transported into Present Homer's mind.

HOMER: AAAH! [shakes violently] HOLY CRAAAAAAP!!!! [stops shaking] Wow, I can walk again!

Homer gets up and runs around in circles.

HOMER: I'VE SUCCESFULLY BEEN SENT BACK INTO MY YOUNG SELF!!!

Homer runs out of the room and Wario and Waluigi exchange glances.

WALUIGI: The heck's up with that guy?

The next night, Homer is running laps around the house, as Waluigi is eating ice cream.

WALUIGI: Hmm... this ice cream needs flavor...

Waluigi suddenly jumps up.

WALUIGI: I'VE GOT IT!

Waluigi runs into the kitchen and grabs syrup, apple juice, lemonade, and tea, then runs back to his bowl of slowly-melting ice cream and pours all the crap onto it.

DONKEY KONG: What are you eating?

WALUIGI: It's a new ice cream topping! It's a cross between Syrup, Apple juice, Lemonade, and Tea! I call it... Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island!

DONKEY KONG: Uh... why not SALT?

WALUIGI: Yay! SAAAAALT!!!

Outside, Homer hears Waluigi's cheers.

HOMER: Salt? [gasps] SALT!!!!!!!!

Homer runs into the house and punches Waluigi right in the face.

HOMER: Don't eat it!

WALUIGI: Why?

HOMER: The SALT! It'll transform you! Transform you into an all-powerful, indestructible force of pure evil!

WALUIGI: I don't care about that stupid crap, I want ice cream!

HOMER: Nooo!!!

Waluigi eats the SALT-covered ice cream quickly before Homer can interfere. The SALT causes a chain reaction which turns Waluigi into a floating, ugly thing... EVILUIGI!

EVILUIGI: Raaaawr!

HOMER: Too late...

EVILUIGI: I am the all-powerful EVILUIGI! The SALT... it tells me... to DESTROY YOU!

HOMER: Waluigi, don't listen to the SALT!

EVILUIGI: Eviluigi must OBEY the SALT!

HOMER: Oh crap!

Homer flees as Eviluigi flies through the ceiling into space, and creates a tractor beam that sucks everything on Earth into space one-by-one.

DONKEY KONG: Well that escalated quickly... [gets sucked into space] NOOO!!!!

HOMER: Crap!

Wario runs in.

WARIO: I was drinking beer when my beer got sucked into the sky!

HOMER: Yeah... we gotta fix that...

WARIO: I know this guy, Olimar, who has a spaceship! Let's talk to him so we can go into space and get my beer back!

BOWSER: It's like Super Mario Galaxy!

WARIO: Where did you come from?

BOWSER: I was just standing in the corner for most of this episode... observing my surroundings..

WARIO: So... uh... that's creepy... let's go!

TO BE CONTINUED!

Morals
Putting salt on ice cream is gross.