Rub My Nuts

Rub My Nuts is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Plot
Wario tells Homer to rob some squirrel's nuts. Suddenly, The squirrel stole the nuts back and Homer kills himself.

SCENE NO. 1
Wario is sitting in his chair. Homer comes in.

Wario: Hey, want to do something for me?

Homer: Yeah?

Wario: Rub MY NUTS!

Wario pulls pants down, but is interrupted by a black screen.

Announcer: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO GIVE YOU A COMMERCIAL IN THE NEXT SCENE!

SCENE NO. 2
Wario is walking around, bored.

Announcer: Hey! Tired of walking around so much you'll get tired?

Wario: Yeah.

Announcer: Well, use the Lazy Boots! It can walk around for you without YOU, doing anything!!! ISEN'T THAT KOOL?!

Wario: Well, yeah.

SCENE NO. 3
Announcer: NOW, BACK TO THE SHOW!

Wario is sitting in his couch. Homer comes in.

Wario: Hey, want to do something for me?

Homer: Yeah?

Wario: Rub My Nuts!

Homer; WHA???

Wario: There's some nuts that I stole from a squirrel. Rub them so they can FEEL YOU!!!

Homer: Ok...

Homer rubs the nuts. Suddenly, a squirrel takes them.

Squirrel: YOU RUFFIANS! THAT WAS MY NUTS! NOW I WILL STEAL THEM BACK!

Then the squirrel runs away and Homer pulls out a gun and his head asplode.

The End!