Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum is a stupid 5 year old who doesn't know what 2+2 equal's. He is addicted to Pokemon. He gets brain washed by Pokémon and forgot who his mother was. He tries to find real Pokemon in real life, and thinks he does, although they are just clones of George W. Bush's clones. Pokemon have also thought him how to talk and now he says nonsense words like "Squirtle" or "Pikcahu"! When he talks, his lips move in some anime fashion which makes the girls say EWWWWWW. He bought himself a hat with what he thinks is a Pokemon on it. I have to say one more time that HE IS BRAINWASHED BY POKEMON. He got locked in a prison cell in the NintenDO building for "Pokemonish behavior" and he has never been heard from again.