Journey to the Black House

Journey to the Black House is an episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

Plot Summary
Evil Guy learns that George W. Bush wants to make cupcakes the country's national pastry, and sets out to stop it.

Scene 1
''At Evil Guy Tower, EVIL GUY is sitting and watching TV. He turns on the news''

GEORGE W. BUSH: In a mere 3 hours, I will sign this bill making the cupcake the official pastry of the country!

EVIL GUY: What? I can't let that happen! Pickle! Shadow Kirby! FERNANDO! Get here now!

PICKLE, SHADOW KIRBY, and FERNANDO enter the room

PICKLE: Yeah, boss?

EVIL GUY: Did you hear this? We CAN'T let this happen!

SHADOW KIRBY: But how can WE stop it?

FERNANDO: I KNOW! LET'S GO TO THE BLACK HOUSE!

EVIL GUY: That's a great idea! But... how do we get there?

SHADOW KIRBY: There's a plane on the rooftop. Let's use that!

EVIL GUY, SHADOW KIRBY, FERNANDO, and PICKLE get on the plane and fly to Washington C. D

EVIL GUY: Now, where's the Black House?

SHADOW KIRBY: There it is. That large, black building.

The group, lead by EVIL GUY, goes into the Black House

Scene 2
EVIL GUY walks up to GEORGE W. BUSH and George W. Bushs secretary|BUSH'S SECRETARY]]'. The MEN IN THE SUITS are also there''

EVIL GUY: You CAN'T sign this document!

BUSH: And why not? Cupcakes are PERFECT! Mwahahahahahahaha!

BUSH'S SECRETARY: That's true! Wahahahahaha!

SHADOW KIRBY: Wait a minute! Bush's Secretary never talks!

PICKLE: Hey, that's right! Take this, imposters!

''PICKLE throws fireballs at IMPOSTER BUSH and IMPOSTER BUSH'S SECRETARY. The disguses burn off, revealing that IMPOSTER BUSH'S SECRETARY is really NEW LUIGI and that IMPOSTER BUSH is really NEW MARIO''

NEW MARIO: Damnit! We've been found out!

NEW LUIGI: Grr... next time we'll win!

''NEW MARIO and NEW LUIGI flee. The MEN IN THE SUITS find GEORGE W. BUSH and BUSH'S SECRETARY under the desk''

GEORGE W. BUSH: Thank you! What can we do for you?

EVIL GUY: Can you get rid of that document?

GEORGE W. BUSH tears up the document that would have made cupcakes the national pastry

EVIL GUY: Now, let's go!

EVIL GUY, PICKLE, FERNANDO, and SHADOW KIRBY leave the Black House

THE END