BEHIND THE SCENES

BEHIND THE SCENES is apparently a very important episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! where Wario takes you behind the scenes!

Scene 1 Wario is scene on the toilet. Then he see's You and tells you to go away or he'll get out his secret cupcake weapon. You leave crying to mommy, and find a building with a sign that says behind the scenes and you go in the building. When you get in there, you notice everybody beating up Waluigi. Then a security guard comes and shoots you in the head. Then your a ghost and you decide to spy on everybody. You see Waluigi getting his makeup done.

Waluigi: Oh look how beautiful I am! Ready for the next episode.

Waluigi prances off stupidly and trips on a soda can. Then he asplodes for no reason.

Next you go see Dry Bones who is eating green cheese. He then turns green.

Dry Bones: No! I'm uglier than Bob Saget

Dry Bones then starts complaining to the writers, who kill him and then fly away in there secret mini van.

Then a helicopter crashes into the building for no reason and Nim-Nom barfs out beer.

A nerd then comes on the stage with a cheap camcorder.

Nerd: OK everyone. Ready to film the next episode in 5,4,13,8142,My Mom,M,Hmm.What's the number after M.

Bowser: Its Over 9000

The Nerd is about to break his leg, but then gets shot by a security guard.

Wario: Oh Noes! What's going to happen to the show?

He starts crying like a baby

You: I don't care.

Then you fly out of the building and crash into a helicopter

THE END