Prepare for Trouble! And Make It--TRIPLE?!

SCENE 1

MARIO and LUIGI are opening the door for a guest. The guest looks exactly like MARIO, only more brawny and handsome.

GUEST: Hello, gentlemen. I am NEW MARIO. I would be honored to help you fight the bad guys and eat cupcakes.

LUIGI: Yahoo!

MARIO(suspiciously): Hmm...

NEW MARIO: Well? Do you have any bad guys in the area?

MARIO: Yeah, there's EVIL GUY and his minions two blocks away. If you need any instructions on how to PWN their @$$&$, check out the enclosed instruction book. (Hands NEW MARIO the Instruction Book)

NEW MARIO: Thanks, but I've seen it already. Let's-a go!

MARIO: Hey! That's my line!

The trio leaves. Fade to black.

SCENE TWO

Fade in to Evil Guy Tower. EVIL GUY's minions, PICKLE and FERNANDO, are on the watch for the Mario Brothers, who constantly attack them.

FERNANDO: I see them, Boss! But...who's that third guy with them?

PICKLE: Prepare for trouble! And make it-- TRIPLE?!

Meanwhile, the Mario trio has entered Evil Guy Tower without permission.

EVIL GUY: Go get 'em! I'll be taking a nap and eating cheese in the meantime.

PICKLE and FERNANDO attack. A short battle ensues. In the wake of the brawl, NEW MARIO stabs MARIO in the back, both literally and figuratively.

NEW MARIO: Hahahahaha! I will replace MARIO and make a cupcake factory! No one can stop me now!

LUIGI: Oh yeah!

They leave. EVIL GUY wakes up form his nap and sees MARIO's dead body.

EVIL GUY: WHOA!

PICKLE and FERNANDO: That third guy did it! He's gonna make a cupcake factory!

EVIL GUY: In that case, this is WAR! (Fade to black)

END