Winnie the Poo

Winnie the Poo is a stupid evil bear who loves Hunny but lost her to Mario after the Videogame War. His best friend is a tiny pink marshmellow that people are scared of. He was killed by Shiggy in 1765, but he got revived by Napolean Bonaparte three days later.

Encounter with Chuck Norris
Ten years after he got revived, he met Chuck Norris who thought he was a real bear and tried to kill him and take his fur to make a bearskin rug. He ran through a green paint factory while trying to avoid Chuckie and got spray painted to look like The Grinch. After he reached Whoville, he met Cindy Lou Who who wanted revenge on the real Grinch for stealing Christmas from Whoville. Afterwards Chuck found him again and killed him.

Currently....
Currently he is in Hell with his new best friend Barney. Alongside Barney, they plot to hire somebody to bring Dora to Hell in order to plot their escape and to destroy anyone who wronged them

Trivia

 * He once lived in a forest that thrived for 100 acres.
 * His method of evil is theft.
 * He roundhouse kicked the Dancing Banana and pwned the cream out of him to make a banana split sundae for Hunny before she rejected him.
 * He tries to excersise in the morning, but epicly fails when he eats his breakfast.
 * He has been seen lighting a menorah and celebrating Hannukah, which shows that he is possibly Jewish
 * His human slave friend is Christopher Robin, a boy who devotes his time to serving Winnie the Poo playing with stuffed animals.
 * He plots to kill Mario and steal Hunny back from him and make her queen of his empire (Yeah, right)
 * As he stated once in an interview, If he had three wishes, he would expand his empire to the whole UnWorld, enslave everyone, and have Hunny dump Mario and marry him instead.