Windows XP

Windows XP is an operating system for Microsoft's Windows. It is also the best operating system for Microsoft's Windows. (Windows Vista, anyone?) Windows XP is the successor to Windows 95, and the only operating system to have "XP in its name. Windows XP has recently been made illegal by Microsoft, but lots of people still use it anyway. It's also considered extremely slow.

Features

 * Improved graphics
 * Windows Media Player
 * Blue Screen of Death
 * Piracy Tools
 * Microsoft Paint
 * More pop ups then ever
 * Blue Screen of Death
 * Virus protection against 0 viruses.
 * CD Burning
 * USB 2.0 support
 * A Kill Key
 * Blue Screen of Death
 * No desire to assassinate the owner
 * An increased desire to assassinate Apple employees
 * A significant lack of Clippy
 * Blue Screen of Death