What's in the Basement?

One day Mario, Peach, and Yoshi are beating up Waluigi. Waluigi starts to cry and its really annoying so Mario and Yoshi go home. Peach decides to get rid of Waluigi so she whacks him over the head and takes him to the empty house. She throws Waluigi into the basement and does tests on him. One day Mario and Yoshi go to the house and hear noises comin from the basement. Peach runs up and says they cant go down. Mario and Yoshi ask why and Peach tells them to get lives and scram. After Peach leaves, Yoshi and Mario go downstairs and learn about Waluigi. Mario and Yoshi tell everyone at school about what Peach has been doing so they steal her pants and she cries in teh library. Peach gets mad and then Mario, Yoshi, and Peach have a fight in the house and then Bob Saget comes and tells everyone that Mario and Yoshi shouldve peeped into Peach's experients. Mario and Yooshi are whipped until they apologize and they leave Waluigi there for many weeks, without anyone noticing or caring.