Send That Fax

Send That Fax is a shame that will exist sometime in the future. It stars Nedzer, the nerdy cousin of Bowser himself.

Gameplay
This game controls in a "point and click" fashion. It can only be played on the Compooper, which is incredibly rare. In fact, the only person who currently owns one is some tiny moron that nobody cares about, who stole it from Mario to make a delicious pastry called a Poop-Tart. Unfortunately, the Compooper cannot make Poop-Tarts because it does not have the capabilities of a toaster.

Plot
Nedzer must send a very important document to Bill Gates before Mario can intercept him and eat the fax for breakfast. Once he succeeds, Bill Gates buys his company, Nedzer Enterprises, and reveals himself to be the true villain of the game. To defeat Bill Gates, Nedzer lectures him on the negative aspects of evil and world conquest. Bill Gates grows remorseful just in time for Mario to show up out of  nowhere and eat him. Nedzer escapes Mario by hiding in his refrigerator, where he is sucked into a trans-dimensional portal and spends the rest of his life floating in it.

Characters

 * Nedzer, the main character. He is friendly and kind, despite the fact that he is on bad terms with Mario. He is also a nerd, which is evidenced by his stereotypical glasses and relationship with Bill Gates.
 * Mario, the antagonist. Throughout the majority of the game, Nedzer must figure out different ways to escape Mario and reach the fax machine before he does. Mario is stubborn and slightly insane, even breaking through a wall and attacking Bill Gates.
 * Bill Gates, a seemingly friendly character who is revealed to be the true antagonist of the game. He is power-hungry and is even more of a nerd than Nedzer himself.

Reception
This shame sold 200 million copies, but its production was ceased after the company that developed it, NintenDO, was sued. Many people enjoyed it, although some were disappointed by the sad ending. Crazy Dave gave it a Pi/10, criticizing it for its woofagangles and praising it for malazoofles. Note: He's called Crazy Dave for a reason.

Prototype
There is a prototype of this game, which exists on a website called Newgrounds. It can be played here.