I love you Dear / Darn This Show Sucks

I love you Dear / Darn This Show Sucks was the eleventh episode in the George W. Bush Idiot Adventures TV show.

"I love you Dear" Plot
George W. Bush was walking through the park one day when he met an extremely attractive woman named Meredith. George W. Bush started hitting on her, but she didn't like him, so George W. Bush was sad. Then he remembered that Popple, the magical bean, would grant all of his wishes, so he wished that Meredith would fall in love with him. Popple granted the wish, but, since he hated George W. Bush, he decided to grant his wish, but put a twist on it.

Popple made Meredith fall in love with George W. Bush. Then he called Bowser and told him that Meredith loved George W. Bush. Popple knew that Bowser would exploit this for his own gain, and he did. Bowser asked Meredith to steal George W. Bush's underwear and promised her a buncha money. She agreed to steal the underwear.

George W. Bush and Meredith went on a date at a famous restaurant. George W. Bush screwed up a buncha times (i.e. peeing in his pants, accidentally pushing Meredith out the window), but she knew that she was on a mission and ignored it. Then she went to the White House and stole George W. Bush's underwear. George W. Bush caught her in the act and gave her a sappy speech about truly loving people, and Meredith decided that George W. Bush was right. She decided to give up Bowser's mission and marry George W. Bush.

Bowser got angry because Meredith didn't keep her end of the bargain, so he ran over her with a semi. George W. Bush was sad and wished that Popple would bring Meredith back to life. Popple brought her back to life, but she came back as a bloodthirsty zombie. She almost ate George W. Bush, but the men in the suits stopped her.

"I love you Dear" Morals
This episode taught children a lotta morals. ..


 * If you love someone, make sure you love them for them, not their underwear
 * Don't pee your pants on the first date
 * Don't bring people back from the dead, or they may turn cannibal on you

"I love you Dear" Trivia

 * George W. Bush and Meredith ate Toads at the famous restaurant.
 * Meredith is a stupid name.

"Darn This Show Sucks" Plot
George W. Bush is sad because his show sucks, so he wishes that Popple would make it so that the show never existed. Popple decides to show George W. Bush what the world would be like without his show.

Life without kids watching "George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures" is great. Kids actually have brain cells. Women have equal rights as men. Cancer doesn't exist. The world is perfect.

George W. Bush, who always wanted to be an evil, antagonizing tyrant, realizes his reason for existing: to make other people's lives miserable. He decides to go back to having a crappy TV show.

"Darn This Show Sucks" Morals
This show taught children a lotta morals. ..


 * Never ever watch "George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures
 * If children did have brain cells, they would be able to program computers

"Darn This Show Sucks" Trivia

 * This was the only episode where George W. Bush was played by a different actor, since the real George W. Bush couldn't make it for recording. (If you look closely, you'll see that he's played by John Kerry.)
 * 85% of all people said that they died while watching this episode.

Mario's Appearance
As you know, Mario appears in every episode except the movie. Mario appears twice in this episode, both times in "I love you Dear".


 * 1) Mario can be seen in the famous restaurant. He is the one pointing and laughing at George W. Bush when he accidentally orders fried feces.
 * 2) Mario also appeared as one of the men in the suits who saved George W. Bush from Meredith the zombie.