I Hate Leftover Cheese

I Hate Leftover Cheese was the second episode of Empty House. It is about Yoshi being hungry, but all that is there is Leftover cheese. Yoshi gets angry and kills some people.

Script
It begins with Yoshi sitting there.

Yoshi: Boy, I'm hungry. I'll go look for food.

Yoshi forages until he finds a hole and peeps in.

Yoshi: Fo- THAT'S LEFTOVER CHEESE! I HATE LEFTOVER CHEESE! I H-A-T-E IT!


 * Yoshi's song*

Yoshi: I.... H-A-T-E LEFTOVER CHE-E-ESE! H-A-T-E LEFTOVER CHE-E-ESE! HERE'S A FOOD SO AWFUL, I'D RATHER HAVE A Guy... COME BEAT ME WITH Slowpoke AND STAB IN ME IN MY EYE! I'D RATHER HAVE TO WORSHIP Lucario's FEET! SO NOW I'M GONNA KILL SOME PEOPLE, WHEEEE!

Yoshi: I have my gun, grenades, rifles, bombs, and Pie!

Mario: Hey there Y-

Mario gets Shot.

Luigi: YOSHI WH-

Luigi gets shot.

Peach: Hello my sw-

Peach got bombed.

Yoshi: Heheheh.


 * TV blacks out*

To be Continued.... NOT!

Trivia

 * This was the only episode Luigi was shown.
 * This episode sucked even more then Nim-Nom.
 * This was the only episode which did not show Bob Saget.
 * The reason the TV went out in the middle was because Slowpoke farted.