Paper Wario

Paper Wario is a jerk/video-game character/YouTuber/Adventure Time fan/Canadian. He made his video-game debut in Paper Wario: The Movie: The Video-Game: The Animated Series, which is, I promise you, a video-game, not a movie or a cartoon or any crap like that. Also, he stole Fat Mario's Bacon. He is Slenderman's cousin.

History
Paper Wario's origin is shrouded in mystery; some say he is a paper version of Wario, some say he is a Wario version of paper. But one thing's for sure: he is Paper Wario. He stole Fat Mario's Bacon once. He also killed Iron Man once. Then Iron Man came back to life. True story.