Thread:Arend/@comment-26338783-20150424182021

1. Have you ever seen your own birth certificate? Most likely not so the parents who adopted you must be hiding it from you to prevent you from knowing the truth. They are probably hiding the truth because the news that you were adopted would be shocking to you.

2. The pictures are pictures of you after your parents adopted you and they are lying to you that they are pictures of you on your date of birth in the hospital. They can easily do that by going to a hotel room and taking a picture there which could cool the viewers of the picture that it is a hospital bed.

3. I showed up just after you told UNG and UGG's uncle to stop bothering you because he realized that calling me and asking me to pressure you into promoting him to Crat on Ultimate Mario Fanon Wiki would work since you wouldn't want to dissapoint your dad. However I came up with the idea to pretend to be the father who adopted you since you would listen to him more but you were not tricked.

4. Good point that you never met me but even if a son never met their father, they would want to obey their father upon meeting them. And you met me yesterday. For example, in Star Wars it was hard for Lukr Skywalker to resist obeying his father Darth Vadar and not joining the Dark Side with his father.

5. It's good that you are happy with the dad you currently have, but he never ordered you NOT to obey me so you should obey me as well since I am also your father.

6. "And also why would you pretend to be Dutch and then suddenly not?" Because you had a higher chance of obeying the father who raised you so I decided to pretend to be him and speak in the Dutch Language since Dutch people who live in the Netherlands speak Dutch as their main language. But that plan didn't work so I decided to stop pretending to be Dutch. 