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Super Gijsbosten Wars

Super Gijsbosten Wars is a cancelled shame for the Nintendo Pii. It stars gijsbosten and Leeuwtje.

Story

 * gijsbosten: I think I am myself, reborn!
 * Luigi: I think I am myself, respaghetti!
 * Zelda: Just shut up.
 * The King: Mah boi, you must die!
 * Link: Cool! I'll grab my stuff.
 * Gwonam: There is not much time. You must die!
 * Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here!
 * The King: (RANDOMNESS)
 * The King: Die mah boi!
 * The Scatman: Ski Ba Bop Badop Boi!
 * Weegee: (stares)
 * The King: Ugh!
 * Luigi: That's mama Luigi to you mario!
 * leeuwtje: I'm not mario.
 * gijsbosten: Just shut up.
 * Shopkeeper: This is a ps3. Do you want it? It's yours, as long as you are my slave!
 * The Scatman: (Scatmusic)
 * leeuwtje: Gee, it sure is MAMA LUIGI around here!
 * The Scatman gets a gun*
 * Link: I'm so hungry, I could eat (what is love, baby don't hurt me)
 * The King's Spirit: (RANDOMNESS)
 * Mario: Instructions on how to die!
 * gijsbosten: O rly?
 * Mario runs to a Toad house*
 * Toad: What up son? I got mad shroomz yo!
 * The Scatman: Then you must die!
 * Link: When?
 * The Scatman: I dunno...
 * The King rises from the death*
 * The King: What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
 * Weegee Clone: (stares at weegee)
 * Weegee: Ugh!
 * Gwonam: Your Majesty, you must die.
 * leeuwtje: Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
 * The Scatman(still with a gun): (shoots at link)
 * Gwonam: Squadalah! We're off!
 * gijsbosten: LOLOLOL DROLOLOLOL!!!!!11!
 * mario: TOAST!
 * leeuwtje:nooooooooooo! it buuuuurns!!

Leeuwtje
HP: Infinite, but he is defeated when TOAST is used. Defense: Infinite, but he is defeated when TOAST is used. Attack: lolz rofl 1337 awesome super uber l33t pwnage invincibility Accuracy: Infinite, but he is defeated when TOAST is used. Weakness: TOAST Moves: 1. L.O.L 2. DinnerSpaghetti 3. Bite 4. Tackle

gijsbosten
HP: 60 Defense: 0 Attack: 20 Accuracy: 9468 Weakness: fat guys Moves: 1. Ultra Kick 2. Mega Kick 3. Hyper Kick 4. Mama Luigi Kick

Non-playable
Luigi, Weegee, Gwonam, The King, Zelda, Shopkeeper, The Scatman, Weegee clone, Toad, Mario, Malleo, Link,