Evil Biscuit

Evil Biscuits are a race of super biscuits created by New Mario and Microsoft Sam to destroy Nintendo. Their genes are as follows: 50% Chocolate chip cookie, 10% Goomba and 40% Bob The Builder. They were very tasty, so only 765 of the 900 sent ever made it to the Nintendo offices.

The Attack
The biscuits arrived at the Nintendo offices at 14:35'12 on July 2nd 1994, armed with pitch forks, laser beam eyes and wizard powers. They proceeded to destroy the offices, before long they got tired and had a nap. While they were sleeping Shigeru Miyamoto snuck in through the back door and started eating them. When the remaining biscuits awoke there were strangely 6.7 million of them there, but there was a picture of Miyamoto eating a cookie and they got scared. So those little piggies ran all the way home shouting WEE-WEE-WEE!!! But they were on a toll road, the toll being $4 per passenger, they only had 39 cents so they stayed and turned into Your Grandma. The end.