Ren Hoek

 Ren Hoek was a survivor aboard the SS Itchymura and a former member of Joel Gone Baker's Mario Cookie Service. Ren is seen a physchotic, sociopathic chihuahua that often has nervous breakdowns for no apparent reasons. Because of his insane way of thinking, he betrays Mario and Luigi at the end of the game. He serves as the primary intelligent antagonist of Derp Space.

Past
Ren used to be an enforcing member of Joel Gone Baker's Mario Cookie Service, but when they were all wiped out and he was only left, he started to fend for himself.

Meeting Mario and Luigi
While surviving the Itchymura zombie outbreak, Mario and Luigi arrived. He first appears after you run into the boiler room, where he is taking sanctuary with his JGB friend, PencilNeck, who goes insane for no apparent reason, and is killed by Luigi's Fart Gun. Ren then tells you to do the epic dance while he goes off to kill Another tiny moron that nobody cares about.

At the beginning of the final chapter, he betrays you. He then runs to his quarters while he sends 50 Slasheer the Slasher's out to battle you.

After sending more enemies, you challenge him in the Zombie nest, where Wiz Pig murders him and transforms him into a Zombie. Ren and Wiz Pig serves as the final bosses of the game. In order to defeat them, you must put pressure on an anvil so it can slam on Wiz Pig's head (takes 98 tries). After he is dazed, he will slump to the ground, unconsious. Then, Ren will be revealed. You can only use a flamethrower to defeat him, and when he is vulnerable, torch em, Charles! This will have to be done 45 times in order to kill him.

Ren and Wiz Pig die, and are incinerated as Mario and Luigi escape the ship.

Trivia
.He is one of the many people aboard the Itchymura before Mario and Luigi arrived.

.He is a member of JGBMCS - an enforcer, meaning he is low in rank.

.He is rumored to be a key flashback character in the upcoming shame Weegee Wars 2: A Final Mission.