Toad



Toads are walking, talking Mushrooms that live in the Mushroom Kingdom, particularly in Toad Town. They are very tasty, and Mario likes to eat them. Sadly when Mario eats a Toad it dies. The Toads are endangered species thanks to Mario and Luigi and other people who eat them.

Toads first appeared in Super Mario Pallette Swaps, but all they did was stand around and give boring advice. Sadly, Mario could not eat them in this game, because game animation in the 1980s sucked and they couldn't draw eating sprites. Toads usually try to help Mario through the games, but before they give him a tip they get eaten.

Before the craving to eat them, Toads were very successful actors, with many movies to their credit. Lately, many Toads have been forced into hiding in caves. A few recently apepared in the TV show George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures, where George eats them for lunch.