Wario

"Wario's so fat that when he's on a restaurant and gets the menu, he says &lsquo;I'll have that!&rsquo;"

- Super Smash Bros. narrator



Wario is Mario's evil twin brother and first appeared in the 1600s as a terribly mutated Mario cookie. However George Bush started making more to make money make people his minions.

Once, Wario has replaced Mario and has starred in his shames, such as Super Mario 128.,but was soon fired after Nintendo discovered he was a member of the X-Men crew. He also wrote the song Fat.

In Super Mario & Wario Moonshine, Wario had taken up going around like a maniac and one faithful rage led him to be reunited with Mario. They gained uber-powuhs and he became W-Man, the violet garlic. He is revealed to be very smart despite the fact he lost in an IQ test to George W. Bush. This maybe becasue the game was half-developed by a company in PHILLIPS. Wario has claimed to have shoved many things in his infinite butt including 17,000 slices of Toast, a copy of the fake Legend of Zelda Trailer and even Paris Hilton.

Mario Tag Stats

 * Strength: 4.8/5


 * Speed: 2.6/5


 * Jump: 3/5


 * Special ability: 3/5