The Super Wario Bros. Gun Safety Special

The Super Wario Bros. Gun Safety Special is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back! It is the start of the show's multi-episode Civil War saga.

Transcript
Wario and Waluigi are sitting on a couch and watching the news.

NEWS ANNOUNCER: And in lighter news, Banzai Bills have been banned after a tragic incident in which fun gunplay between friends resulted in somebody losing a head, and a life.

WARIO: What? I'm telling you, Waluigi, this country is going to shit. First they take away the Banzai Bills, next it'll be the Bullet Bills, and then they're gonna kick down our doors and get rid of guns altogether!

WALUIGI: Banzai Bills are, like, the giant bullets, right? With the eyes and mouth?

WARIO: The only effective bullet, really. You know what these people really need, Waluigi? Proper training. And only I can give it to them!

WALUIGI: I don't know... remember last week when you shot yourself in the foot?

WARIO: I meant to do that.

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