Bowser and the 4 Magikoopas

Bowser and the Four Magikoopas was episode 6 of George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures.

Story
One day, Bowser felt like killing George W. Bush. Unfortunately, he had already tried almost everything: Throwing him in The Pit, making him eat explosive cheese, switching bodies with a random n00b and luring him into the park (he actually succeeded that time, but the little bugger keeps ressurecting), setting a Baby Yoshi on him.... I could go on. So he wanted to get a waffle, so he did, and Popple was with Bush nearby at the time. So he secretly wanted to grant Bowser a wish. So he did, and Bowser wished he had four Magikoopas. But one of them said something about Bowser being a fat lowlife. As punishment, Bowser had the Magikoopa neutered, and it immediately commited suicide afterward. So he has three Magikoopas, and has one of them cast a spell. But then a cow walks in front of George, and the spell hits the cow, and it explodes. One of the Magikoopas was wounded in the explosion and quit Bowser's service. Now Bowser had only two Magikoopas left. But then a criminal stole one of the Magikoopas and held him for ransom, which the criminal said was $40,000. Bowser left it to rot. Then the last Magikoopa screamed and ran away, because his comrades were either dead, kidnapped, or injured. But as it walked away into the sunset with Bowser looking at it, it spontaneously combusted. The the words "The End" come onto the screen in cursive.