Stupid Mario Galaxy: A Lost Hope

Stupid Mario Galaxy: A Lost Hope is the third installment of the Stupid Mario Galaxy series.

Bowser's next evil plan
After failing to conquer the galaxy with his army of Pretzel Men, Bowser becomes really, really depressed and desperate to do anything to get back at Mario and Princess Rosalina. One day when it is snowing outside his apartment, he goes out and for fun, decides to build a real man out of snow with actual organs and everything identical to the anatomy of an actual human male. He then brings it to life and clones it with a cloning machine that brings things to life. thus creating an army of Real men made out of snow. They were much smarter than the Pretzel Men, as well as faster and not as tasty. Their only weakness however was temperatures over 32 degrees farenheit/ 0 degrees celsius. Bowser used his army to go on a conquest to not only destroy Mario and Rosalina, but to get back at President Captain Norton's Brother for making him lose the election. He managed to kill off a ton of Toads and Princess Apple in the process, who supported President Captain Norton's Brother.

Mario Strikes Back
Upon hearing about Bowser's plan of conquest, Mario springs into action to try and kill the Real men made out of snow, using the same tatcis he used on the Pretzel Men. Unfortunately, The Real men made out of snow tasted very bad and were much smarter, too. A bunch of them ganged up on Mario, beating him to death. Bowser then moves on to kill off Princess Watermelon and Princess Grapefruit. Upon hearing of her husband's death, Rosalina uses her magic wand to bring Mario back to life and the fight was on.

Final Final Confrontation
Eventually, they learn about the army's one true weakness: temperatures over 32 degrees farenheiht. Rosalina then uses her magic wand on the army, setting it to "melt stuff" and began to melt them away. Bowser, horrified at his army's fate, ordered them to retreat, as Mario and Rosalina killed more than half of them. Bowser went back into hiding, now conducting another new plan. While he still has his army of Real men made out of snow, he still has to replace the ones that he lost. It is still unknown how. He might also clone more Real men, but he will have to figure out a way to protect them from the heat.

Reception
Adam Hussler once again commented on how terrible the shame was, saying that it made The Legend of Zelda: Daylight Savings look descent. Morgan commented it was good, but needed some work. She then proceeded to beat Adam repeatedly with a baseball bat and then with a sledge hammer.

Legacy
This shame has brought the Stupid Mario Galaxy series to a new height of pure unadulterated shaming. It has been reported that it has sold 5 copies world wide, and 2 of them are even being used to play with.

Trivia

 * It is unknown if Bowser will reappear in Stupid Mario Galaxy: Attack of the Klowns, as he needs time to create another plan.
 * The Real men made out of snow are the only minions of Bowser in the series to appear and survive a shame.