Mario Goes on a Diet

Mario goes on a Diet is a shame based on a book that was based on a movie.

Plot
Mario is fat and needs to lose weight. He decides on a list of diets to choose from.
 * Shroom diet (easy difficulty)
 * Taco diet (normal)
 * Spagetti diet (hard)
 * SPAGETTI WITHOUT MEATBALLS (very hard)
 * SPAGETTI WITHOUU SAUCE OR MEATBALLS (HEAD ASPLOSION)

He must eat his way through the diets to lose enough weight to DIE! In his way are 4 fatties that shall try to save him from going to the Dark Side.
 * King Slime
 * Bob the Builder
 * Evil Guy
 * Fat Al

Gameplay
You must push A every 3.325 minutes to slowly eat your food. During Boss fights you must do a classic platformer battle against them.

Score Mode
In score mode you must compete against Jared the subway guy to lose the most weight. You can never win because if you lose over 9000 pounds like he did you die.