Herobrine

Herobrine is a mobster. He was born in 1799 and died just yesterday. His henchmen are a bunch of nameless haters.

Biography
Herobrine J. McFakeminecraftthingthatonlyidiotsbelieveisreal was born in 1799. He invented the world's first Thing. He became a mobster at the age of 5 and started murdering people. Soon, he recruited a bunch of nameless haters to work for him. Then he got killed. That's pretty much it.

Trivia

 * The J. in Herobrine J. McFakeminecraftthingthatonlyidiotsbelieveisreal stands for Jeniffer.
 * Nobody know who killed Herobrine, but legend has it that his ghost became a politician.
 * People theorize that Herobrine is Canadian, but those people are dumb, so don't listen to them.
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