UnMarioWiki:Other Stuff/The War Of The Worlds

The War Of The Worlds is a book by G. H. Wells, and stars Mario as the main charecter. In this exiciting book, aliens from Mars invade the Mushroom World. The Martians need to kill the Mushroom's just for the hell of it. The story starts out with Mario eating some cheese, when he hears a strange sound. He went outside to see what it was, and the story began.

Chapter 1
Mario woke up one day, all ready for an adventure. However, the only Adventures that he ever got was cleaning out pipes clogged with Crap. He went to the bathroom, and let out a big one. He said bye to the poop, but he knew that he would see it today plumbing the sewers. Mario went into his kitchen, and grabbed a Cheese packet out of the fridge. He opened it up, and started eating. "MMMM" he said, while stuffing himself with the yellow substance. He grabbed the Milk and started eating cheese and gulping down milk at the same time. A large strange sound appeared out of nowhere, and Mario spilled all of the milk and cheese all over his shirt. Awww, crap. He said to himself. Mario wondered what that strange was. He reached for the doorknob, and opened the door. - End Chapter 1 -