Mario Kart: Ganerashon Dash!!!!!!!

Mario Kart: Quadruple Dash!!!! is a racing shame which was recently released for the Nintendo Wee. It is the successor to Mario Kart: Triple Dash!!!, and the predecessor to Mario Kart: Quintuple Dash!!!!!. It will feature updated graphics and incredibly detailed characters, unlike the shames before it.

Story
What the hell do you mean, you want a story? You drive your kart around. That's the story. Were you expecting detail or something? It's a friggin sports shame! There is no story!

Four Riders per Kart
This time around, each kart will have the capacity for four drivers, and each will have their own responsibilities.


 * The driver will drive the kart around and is able to go honk honk. He is the main person of the team.




 * The item tosser tosses the items at people.
 * The Info Man handles the Map, the enclosed Instruction Book and the Player's Guide as well as three pages with cheats for the game. He helps the driver.

Are we there yet? I have to go to the bathroom! Blah blah blah. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Can we have a break at that McDonald's restaurant? I forgot to turn the lights off in my house. I hate this. Whoa, this is boring. careful how you drive! " and gets on other riders' nerves. When this player talks, it usually gets on the driver's nerves and the car slows down.
 * The annoying kid in the backseat says "

Drivers

 * Luigi
 * Wario
 * Princess Peach
 * Princess Daisy (both forms)
 * Geno
 * Mallow
 * Toadette
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Rick Astley
 * Nyan Cat


 * Sponge Bob
 * Turbo Dog
 * Mordecai
 * Rigby
 * Yoshi
 * Caillou
 * The Hoodmask
 * Old Mario
 * North Mario
 * Evil Guy

Item Tossers

 * Toad Fire (Red)
 * Toad Sea (Blue)
 * Toad Slime (Green)
 * Toad Emo (Black)
 * Toad Heart (Pink)
 * Pink Yoshi
 * Koopa
 * Goomba
 * Patrick Star
 * Blossom
 * Bubbles
 * Buttercup
 * Anybody
 * Chuck Norris Jr
 * Tom
 * Jerry
 * Ekans (How Can He throw without arms)

Info Man

 * Bowser
 * Princess Daisy (both forms and yes you can have daisy as an info MAN and a driver)
 * George W. Bush
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Bill Cosby
 * Evil Guy
 * Chuck Norris
 * Black Yoshi
 * New Mario
 * Pear
 * GPS
 * Somebody
 * Arnold the Hot Air Balloon
 * Some Smart Nerdy Kid

Annoying Kid in the Backseat

 * Waluigi
 * Baby Mario
 * Baby Panda
 * Baby Peach
 * Baby DK
 * Baby Bowser
 * Porky (downloadable)
 * Baby Yoshi
 * Angry German Kid (DUH)
 * Little Bill
 * The Annoying Orange (HE;S ANNOYING, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!)
 * THE GUY WHO EVERYONE HATES
 * Gir

Unlockable Characters

 * Malleo - Driver
 * Hannah Montana - Annoying little kid
 * Cosmo - Map Guy (Gets you lost in a bottle of volvic revive)
 * That One Guy That I Cant Remember His Name - Item thrower
 * Weegee - item thrower
 * Scratch Cat - item thrower
 * Jess - Driver
 * Pianta- Item thrower (IS BEST ITEM THROWER, CAN ALWAYS HIT OPPONENTS)
 * Wurley- Driver, Map Guy and Item thrower (BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME)
 * Dr Rabbit - Driver (he is racist and attacks by saying NO! like NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
 * Insane Guy - Driver (surprisingly good considering his mental state when this shame came out)
 * Schezo Wegey - Driver
 * Virus - Map Guy
 * Xan - item thrower

Cannibalism
Riders will now be able to eat each other, providing different effects.


 * Eating Mario makes you a pudgy plumber with buttcrack.
 * Eating Luigi makes you a green dwarf.
 * Eating Peach makes you a fruit.
 * Eating Wario makes you fat.
 * Eating Waluigi makes you a loser.
 * Eating Geno makes you owned by Square Enix.
 * Eating the driver causes your kart to crash and kill you all.
 * Eating your car parts means you can't drive anymore.
 * Eating yourself means . . . wait, is that even possible?

Mushrooms

 * Mushroom - This shame makes mushrooms much more realstic. Now, if you eat them, you will not get faster. Instead you will get high and crash.
 * Mega Mushroom - Makes you grow to mega size. Contrary to the laws of physics, growing huge will make you faster.
 * Mini Mushroom - Makes you small. Other players can step on you.
 * Mexican Dwarf Mushroom - Makes you ridiculously tiny. Also you speak Spanish. ¿No pueden hablar en Español?

Shells

 * Green Shell - Locks its target (the wall) and hits it.
 * Red Shell - Locks its target (your rival) and hits it.
 * Blue Flying Spiny Shell - Locks its target (the first place guy) and hits it. Makes an asplosion.
 * Suicide Shell - Locks its target (yourself) and hits it.

Boos

 * Boo - Steal an item.
 * Big Boo - Steal two items.
 * King Boo - Steal everyone's items.
 * Little Boo - Too small to steal a whole item. Instead, the Little Boo rips someone else's item in half and steals half for you. Of course, now the item is dead and screams lying in a pool of blood.

Bowsers

 * Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Bowser Jr. - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Bowser Sr. - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Bowser UUBER - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Bowser Terra - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Mr. Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Mrs. Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Dr. Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Senile Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!

Other Items

 * Banana - Makes you slip in a totally clichéd fashion.
 * Thunderbolt - You get struck by lightning and die. Apparently more people die in lightning than car crashes.
 * Bob Omb - Asplodes before you can throw him.
 * Pokéball - Captures your rivals. Gotta catch 'em all!
 * Poison Mushroom - Increases your speed backwards.
 * Ham - The saturated fats in the ham subtly increase your cholesterol levels, slightly shortening your life expectancy.

Special Items
Each character also has its own special item.


 * Mario - Lights his farts and throws them at you.
 * Luigi - Lights his farts, takes out his snots, combines them and throws them at you.
 * Wario - He sends a crapload of microgames at his victim (you), the victim's brain asplodes.
 * Waluigi - Throws a bomb at you, the victim becomes emo and asplodes 20 times.
 * Peach - Takes out hearts from her fanboys and neutralizes the victim (the items).
 * Daisy - Throws Luigi at you, you become a dumb 2nd sidekick who does nothing but see the Protagonist beat the final boss.
 * Yoshi - Gives you a seizure.
 * Birdo - You get lost in her mouth/nose.
 * Birdo's Boogers - They convince the item tosser that the driver is actually an angry Jon Stewart.
 * Geno - Turns you into a censor.
 * Dk - OH, YOU GOT SMASHED!
 * Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
 * Bowser the rest - OH, YOU GOT BURNED X10!
 * the rest - OH, YOU GOT SOMETHINGED!