Regrouping at Home

Summary
Continuing on from the abrupt ending of the previous episode, EVIL GUY and co. must survive the wrath of NESS and the annoyance of LUCAS.

Script
Scene 1

EVIL GUY and co. are standing in a pile of cheese within the blasted remnants of the moon. NESS and LUCAS have attacked them with PK Thunder, a magical thunderbolt that can blast through anything in its path.

EVIL GUY: Wait! The cheese! Not the cheese!

SHADOW KIRBY: I'll temporarily protect it for you. (Inhales cheese and becomes morbidly obese)

An epic fight scene ensues. PICKLE throws green fire, FERNANDO roundhouse kicks LUCAS, and EVIL GUY is missing due to having been accidentally inhaled by SHADOW KIRBY while the former was clinging to his beloved cheese. NESS throws LUCAS as a weapon at SHADOW KIRBY, whom he believes to be defenseless. However, SHADOW KIRBY manages to flap his wings just enough to fly above the attack...and land again with such a forceful jump that it send the remainder of the Moon careening into Earth's gravitational pull. He then spits out the cheese, which buries NESS and LUCAS.

SHADOW KIRBY: PICKLE, quick! Use that fire power of yours!

EVIL GUY: Wait, no! You'll melt the cheese and we won't be able to carry it home!

SHADOW KIRBY: Would you rather get clobbered by a coulpe of brats?

EVIL GUY: YES!

SHADOW KIRBY: I can't believe this. Do it, PICKLE! Now!

NESS and LUCAS pop their heads out of the cheese. PICKLE frets for a moment, indecisive, then shoots a Super Fireball at the cheese, melting it. The heat of the fireball melts the cheese, scalding NESS and LUCAS in the process. Nothing is left but a puddle of warm, melted cheese.

EVIL GUY: Why couldn't you just throw a fireball at the brats? More importantly, why did you disobey my orders?

SHADOW KIRBY: If PICKLE had thrown a fireball at them, they would have dodged it easily. No, we had to scald them where they stood. As for disobeying your orders, well, we still have the cheese. We can get a ton of bread, dip it in, and have grilled cheese sandwiches!

ALL: YAY!

Suddenly, the remainder of the MOON crashes onto Evil Guy Tower and shatters against it because Evil Guy Tower is actually extremely durable. SHADOW KIRBY inhales everybody and drops them to safety, and the cheese makes a puddle around the tower itself.

ALL: Woohoo! We made it!

EVIL GUY: Now we just need that bread.

Moral
Don't worry about the cheese.

Trivia
Wario will eventually return.