Barney

Barney was a stupid, EVIL purple dinosaur. He was also the main character of the Star Fox and Metroid series. He became the character of two series after replacing Fox McCloud and Samus Aran. Barney was later sued for making statements "against cheese rights" and became a hobo. As a way to make money, he killed Donkey Kong's guide dog and replaced him, demanding to be paid. He was now retired, living in DK Manor, until he was killed by Tod and Copper. Then, he was revived by the Foreign Legion but he also got turned into a beetle, sent to Hyrule and got eaten by Yoshi. He took over Yoshi and made him go back to the Mushroom Kingdom. The beetle then joined the Ancient Geeks and was squished. Barney then asploded.