Super Mario Chess 64

Super Mario Chess 64 was a totally "awesome" shame by Nintendoesn't Give a Crap. It is one of the many unwanted and unneeded sequels to Super Mario Chess. There was supposed to be a sequel to it called Super Mario Chess 64: Christmas Carnival of Deadly Doom and Stuff, but it was too glitchy, so, naturally, they just turned it into a Wario game.

Plot
Samus Aran visits Billy Peltzer and Tario, only to see they got aten by a mysterious fatty. To avenge her dead "allies", she sets out to kill Bowser once and for all. Along the way to killing Bowser mysterious fatty, she meets (and kills) Master Hand, Paper Wario, Justin Bieber, Bowser Jr., and Birdo. At the end, she finds out that Bowser the mysterious fatty is actually.... mysterious fatty Bowser! She kills mysterioyus fatty Bowser, goes home, and dreams of a magical land called the Mushroom Kingdom.