Wawabowser

Wabowser is the good version of Bowser, created from clay at the beginning of the world and sealed in the Traj Mountain by Sugthir during the Great Melting, long before Zamathon laid the firmament of the Mario universe.

As wabowser lay half-asleep in his stony prison, he pondered many of the universe's paradoxes and challenges, chief among which was his own name. A being of deep wisdom, Wabowser's meditations eventually lead him to revelation and a profound understanding of his place in the universe -- to grow a moustache for millions of years until the King of the Koopas was born and grew to adulthood, and then to compete against him in tennis matches and go-kart races.

Wabowser discovered his true nature in the hidden Traj Mountain level of Mario Sunshine -- the 45 minute cutscene in which Wabowser ruminates on Zen Koa was a major reason the actual game content of the Mini-DVD left fans oddly unsatisfied.

Wabowser is characterized by his inner peace, love of nature, and dignified facial hair. He has low acceleration and a low top speed and plays tennis without a racket, showing us all that the concept of victory is an illusion.