Wabanjo's Attack!

'''Wabanjo's Attack! '''is the second episode of the second season of the second show in The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! series.

Script
SCENE 1

Wario is sleeping, when he has a dream about what Banjo said in the previous episode.

BANJO: Well, after you guys helped me out with Wabanjo, Wawabanjo, and Wawawabanjo, I just had to invite you!

WARIO: What? No... no.... [wakes up] NOOOOOO!!!!!

HOMER: Wario, is that you?!

WARIO: Yes!

HOMER: Take out the garbage.

SCENE 2

The X-Men are all eating breakfast at the table when Wario walks in.

DONKEY KONG: What was that all about?

WARIO: Some weird dream.

Wauigi is really tired, and passes out face first in his cereal.

In the dream world, Waluigi is lost in a jungle/forest thing when he sees the back of Banjo.

WALUIGI: Banjo! Banjo!

Banjo turns around, and has black eyes with red puples and blood dripping from his eyes.

WALUIGI: AAAAAH! Banjo! You got new glasses! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

SCENE 3

Everyone is at a graveyard.

WARIO: Poor Waluigi. He drowned in his cereal as he was sleeping peacefully.... whatever, he'll be back next episode.

HOMER: Wario, what if something even weirder is going on?

WARIO: I dunno, who cares?

DONKEY KONG: We should really do something about this.

BOWSER: Like what?

DONKEY KONG: Like maybe you should SHUT UP!

SCENE 4

Wario is in the dream world again, and he is at the Super Bowl.

WARIO: Wow, the Super Bowl! .... Wait, I hate football.

Wario teleports to Canada.

WARIO: Wow, Canada! .... Oh, well, good enough for me.

Wario is walking around when the same evil Banjo Waluigi saw in his dream jumps out, with long, blood covered claws.

WARIO: Aaaaaaaaaaah!

BANJO: Prepare to DIE!

Wario runs away, but the evil Banjo is too fast.

WARIO: Help, help!

Wario wakes up.

WARIO: Oh, good...

SCENE 5

WARIO: And then he chased me around and stuff!

HOMER: Hm. That's awfully strange.

BOWSER: Wait, Waluigi died in his sleep, right?

WARIO: Yeah?

BOWSER: Maybe he's haunting our dreams!

DONKEY KONG: So if we all fall asleep at the same time we can find him and stop him?

HOMER: No that's dumb. But WAIT! If we sleep in a QUADRUPLE BUNK BED we can find him and stop him!

WARIO: Homer, you are a genius.

SCENE 6

Everyone is in the dream world. They are in the Final Destination level from Smash Bros.

DONKEY KONG: It... actually worked?

HOMER: Told ya so!

BOWSER: But where's this "WaBanjo" at?

Suddenly, Wabanjo appears in a puff of smoke.

WARIO: X-Men, GET HIM!

The X-Men start beating up Wabanjo but he's too tough and sends them all flying back.

WARIO: We need help!

Real Banjo appears.

ALL THE X-MEN: What?

BANJO: Wario summoned me from his thoughts! This is your guys' dream after all...

BOWSER: I wish... FOR A MILLION WISHES!

BANJO: It doesn't work like that.

BOWSER: Aw...

DONKEY KONG: So, like, if I think of a bazooka it'll appear?

BANJO: Right!

Donkey Kong pulls out a bazooka.

DONKEY KONG: Die!

Donkey Kong shoots Wabanjo three times and he asplodes.

WARIO: Whooo!

EVERYBODY: [cheering] [intelligible babbling] [double bacon cheese-burger]

HOMER: Now we can wake up!

WARIO: All right, here we go...

X-MEN: One, two, three, wake up. One, two, three, wake up. One, two, three...

Banjo wakes up.

BANJO: Whoa, it was all just a dream!

Banjo looks over at Cthulu.

CTHULU: That's right, Mr. Peabody!

BANJO: Quiet, Cthulu.

THE END!

MORALS
Don't sleep. Like ever. Only bad things can come of it.