Pii's Unreal Console

Pii's Unreal Console is a console that apparently cannot be seen, Nobody saw it, when people buy Pii, the Unreal Console apparently comes inside, but how do a thing that can't be seen is put inside and thing that actually can be seen? well just Nintendon't knows. It was said by Satoru's Sister (president of Nintendon't) that it contains titles from future systems that cannot be seen, though. The Unreal Console is unreal and its titles cost abot 1 million to buy. McCain bought one to poke fun at Obama, but his console is still nowhere to be seen...