Crappy Story Endings

Super Toilet Paper
Why are you sad about some stupid princess sitting in the bathroom? You shouldn't be on this article! Are you still on it? Ok, I will finish the Super Toilet Paper (un)properly. I got some toilet paper from my bathroom and I traveled, in a warp pipe that is in our toilet(I don't know how Mario can use them! It stinks inside!) and I got to the Mushroom Kingdom to give the toilet paper to Peach. She was very happy, but my Daddy grounded me for stealing the toilet paper. Are you not crying now, babyface? I am warning you last time: GET OUT OF THIS ARTICLE!!!!