Rapper Mario



Hey listen up,people! The story of Rapper Mario is so hip,it can only be told by silly lyrics with a flat beat,yo!

Rapper Mario's Song
This is the story that I try to ad-lib Man was a great sight,he was born in his crib He had a shiny gold rattle and a cool teddy too And he made all the other babies look like...two?

I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario! I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario! I said dough to the man,Rapper Mario! I said money to the man,Rapper Mario!

His years of-a growing went smoothly at first Until he was caught rapping with liverwurst Then he got his way out that made the teachers glad He bribed them with little little money that he had(Which is 12,000,000 dollars)

I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario! I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario! I said no to the man,Rapper Mario I said disagree to the man,Rapper Mario!

When New Mario ate too much and got pied He took the guy's role and made the crew cry He capitavated the whole entire world With his funky'ol music his fanbase unfurled

I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario! I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario! I said snow to the man,Rapper Mario! I said ice to the man,Rapper Mario!

Come on,yo! Let's do what Rapper Mario would do! Even if it's hazardous for your health,diggy diggy diggy DOOOGGG!!!

1.Enter the Institute of Rappers,dawg! 2.Make a big rap number,dawg! 3.Make a tricked out car that jumps like crazy,dawg! 4.Get a gold tooth and get gold bling,dawg! 5.Get plastic surgeons to turn yourself into 100% gold,dawg! 6.Dance...while you're naked,dawg!, 7.Try to fly,dawg! 8.Grow a mustache....on your stomach,dawg! 9.Grow a mustache....in the garden,dawg! 10:Burn your feet off,...oh,forget it.

O'l Rapper Mario passed a fateful day While fighting with Napoleon on the hills on Bombay The enemy was ready,the bullet was a-shot And Ol' Rapper Mario fell down and went SPLOT!

I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario! I said Yo to the man,Rapper Mario! I said Po to the man,Rapper Mario! I said Kun-ohh!(falls down)

Does anybody have medicene?