Sasori

Ok Sasori was so lonely like his friend kakuzu that he even played dress up with the puppets and had tea parties, until one day he realised something. He wanted to make puppets out of humans and fill them up with "toys" he could play with. And so, he looked for people who never wanted to age physically....like Sasuke's abandoned snake Orochimaru. so he sent his spy/friend Kakuzu to go and kill him (he also told him to keep the bounty money for himself).........but Orochimaru's pet talking weasel Kabuto (aka Barney) had warned Orochimaru of Sasori's plans and hid his master away so Sasori gave up on orochi for now and continued to search for more. Sasori's next victim was a bulldog called Hiruko, Waluigi's favoured pet since hiruko didnt like Waluigi anyway (cause waluigi's job was being a loser), he happily threw his life away to Sasori, and became a costume. Meanwhile in the Sand Village (its that place, u know the one with all the sand?) Granny Chiyo digs up the cursed book known as the death note intending to destroy his wierd grandson with it. But in order to use it, it needed the blood of that bimbo. but the bimbo was being held hostage by bowser who was going to exchange her with Kakuzu for the amount of money kakuzu owed him after he got robbed. Sasori joined the Akatsuki club, and keeps stalking Deidara without drinking water.