Main Page/Alternative

  Welcome to the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base that anonymous can edit. '''This site is better than the MarioWiki... the MarioWiki is a bunch of fake stuff! Come on, let's show the world the truth!'''  We're currently vandalizing Special:Statistics articles about the incomplete Mario series.  Want to fill pages with more junk? Try checking out the midget pages list. Want to create your own junk from a pile? Try checking out the pages we really need here so we can ruin them.

Current Injured Article:

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 * Shames – All the shames Mario has ever failed in, right here.
 * Guys – Nobody knows the main characters, but who cares?
 * Areas – All the ground zeroes from the various Mario shames out there.
 * Stuff – These are thingies used by somebody in the Mario shames.
 * Freaks – The many species of characters you'll run into playing the shames.
 * Friends – Throughout their travels, Mario and company have picked up many friends who give them crisps during the commercials.
 * Haters – Of course, Mario has enemies. What did you think?
 * Cool Moves – The cliché attacks and abilities of the Marioverse.
 * TV & Movies – All the shows that our favorite dumber has starred in.
 * Publications – Information on Mario books, magazines, and komiks.
 * Noises – The earache causing used in the Mario shames.
 * Merchandise – The stuff that Nintendo's gonna regret they're making.

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 * List of registered geeky users
 * Links to other pages about the Legend of Zelda.
 * Dictionary For those idiots who don't have one.
 * Sightings from over there, 5 meters behind you.
 * Wipe Projects – Help out plumbers and wipe stuff up.
 * Injured Articles – Vote on nominated articles and browse a list of the least crappy ones, as chosen by someone whose name isn't Paul.
 * Teh Shrug – Write the news of the Mushroom Kingdom! Need some help making an article?? Perhaps you should call 911.
 * Sandbox – Only place where you actually can vandalize.
 * Help – Pages to help start your vandalizations to the wiki.
 * Other Stuff – Lousy junk that doesn't fit anywhere.
 * Comic Convention – The #1 source for dumb comics.


 * The wiki we're based on
 * Mario's World on Nintendo.com
 * The MediaWiki user's guide