Mario does Random Shit: The Game

Hello there! Welcome to Mario does Random Shit: The Game! I am your narrator, SSF2Bloopers. Let's just get right into the game.

You are Mario, and you are at your house. What do you do?
 * Stomp a Goomba
 * Stomp Luigi
 * Do Random Crap
 * Nuck Figgers
 * Shit on your own Dick
 * Win the Game (This choice is unavailable. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!