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Kuma Bartholomew in the flesh.

Bart in the flesh...O wait, he isn't a human.

Batholomew Kuma, sometimes known as Bart, is an anti-hero that appears in many Mario Shames. He usually rescues Mario for no apparent reason, until in Super Ronald Galaxy he told Ronald that he has to because he is a SheeBookie, and his duty is to protect the people of the world. He is very calm, except during his quite common severe cases of diarrhea. He is also an enemy of the Straw Hat Pirates. He is considered to be an anti-hero because he has had to fight Mario on several occasions. The only person who defeated him in battle was Chuck Norris, and, surprisingly, he was able to be an even match for him.



History[]

Bart made his debut in Final Spaghetti, were he appeared at the end and proceeded to beat the living crap out of Evil Guy. He then left, leaving the others to wonder who he was.

He played a more prominent role in Grand Theif Mario where he teamed up with Mario to destroy the tower of stupidity. He was shot and supposedly killed by Luigi, but returned again and was forced to fight Mario. He won, but then he accidentally teleported himself to a remote island.

He is a secret character in Mario Hoops 5-On-5.

In Nintendo Charactes Smash The Living Crap Outta Eachother, he does the deed of executing Toad. He also explains his true intentions to Mario and the gang. However, he is not playable, as he only appears in a 5 hour long, unskippable cutscene.

He met his end in New Super Mario Pallette Swaps, where he is killed by Chuck Norris. However, he put up a match to him, but was killed. He beat up Justin Bieber in Hell, and went back to Earth. Before, his body was dropped into the Cauldron of Evil. He appeared again in the final cutscene, after being resurrected.



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