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The terrible cover of Inn Mario.
Mario explains how plumbers going to find the princess...
Mario in the game
Luigi explains to help plumbers to destroy Inns.
Inn Mario was amazing, GOTY-1996 award-winning game developed, created and endorsed by Gabe Newell in his spare time. Because of this, this is one of the most notoriously terrible shames of all time. It was released for the CD-i.
Plot[]
Inn Mario has one of the most terrible plots of all time. Fat Mario and Gay Luigi were walking along when Bowser laughs, leading Mario to say, "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?". Luigi then explains how Peach made lots of spaghetti, and the shame begins. That is the entire plot. Really. It's that terrible.
Gameplay[]
The gameplay revolves around Mario leading Luigi to the Spaghetti that he hopes Peach made for him. The player progresses
by beating up haters with doors in his Inn. This is stupid because Peach isn't even in the Inn. It is assumed that Mario just wanted to beat up haters with doors, and his excuse to bring Gay Luigi along (even though he doesn't even like Gay Luigi) was mentioning Peach's picnic, which wasn't even real.
Haters[]
The haters the player gets to beat up with doors include:
- Wario
- Daisy
- Gay guy
- Koopa Troopa
- Crazy Dave
- Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Some of the boss haters include:
- Bob The Builder
- Wowser (who really just sits in the background yelling "WOWZERWOWZERWOWZER!!!")
- Dark Dora the Explorer
- Teletubbies
Trivia[]
- The "lots of spaghetti" plot was recycled in Mama Luigi's Mansion, but this time including Squadala Man.