Ludwig the Betrayer is Season 1 Episode 5 of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! (REMAKE).
SUMMARY[]
Ludwig von Koopa betrays the X-Men using the information he has gotten and their weapons.
CHARACTERS[]
- Wario
- Waluigi
- Bowser
- Donkey Kong
- Homer Simpson
- New Mario
- New New Mario
- Ganon
- Barack Obama
- Daisy (Deidara, Fawful)
- Oiram
- Bob The Builder
- Dr. Eggman
- Ludwig von Koopa
- Weegee
- Dry Bones
- Some Tiny Moron that Nobody Cares About
- George W. Bush
- Mario
- Luigi
- Wawario
- Cario
SCRIPT[]
Scene 1[]
In the morning after, the X-Men are in the living room eating breakfast. LUDWIG VON KOOPA isn't there, though.
WARIO: So guys, do you like the Garlic Cheese I made?
WEEGEE: Meh. Spaghetti is better.
WARIO: That's just because you are some kind of clone of Luigi.
NEW MARIO: I like Spaghetti as well, but your Garlic Cheese is good as well!
NEW NEW MARIO: I agree with New Mario.
DAISY: I am personally surprised. For someone who is a fat fuck, you can cook real good!
WARIO: Uh, thanks, I guess?
BOWSER: Where the hell is Ludwig?
WARIO: Well, now that you said it, where is he? He should be here, eating breakfast with us.
DAISY: I think he is about to betray us and attack us.
WARIO: Nah, I think you are being too paranoid about him as always. He wouldn't do that! Besides, Bowser is here!
DAISY: Think about it! Why are all of our weapons missing except for the Blue Darksaber?
WALUIGI: Wait, almost all of our weapons are missing?
DAISY: Yes! Check on them! Almost all of them should be missing!
WARIO: ...I think you're lying.
DAISY: No I'm not! Just check on them! All of them should not be there except for the Blue Darksaber!
WARIO: Are you suggesting that Ludwig stole them?
DAISY: Yes, obviously!
GANON: That doesn't make any sense. Why would Ludwig steal them if he is part of the X-Men?
DAISY: Because he is a spy for the Koopa Mafia! And the only reason he didn't take the Blue Darksaber is because he would be killed if he got it!
DONKEY KONG: Daisy, I think you have officially gone nuts. Ludwig would never steal them and betray us! Besides, Bowser is with us and he is Ludwig's dad after all!
DAISY: Ugh, can you just check on your weapons?
WARIO: Come on guys, let's eat somewhere else. Daisy is acting crazy lately.
All of the X-Men except for DAISY goes to the kitchen to eat.
DAISY: (Damn it. I thought the X-Men would be smarter than this. I guess this is really just some stupid group after all. You know what? I'm gonna leave soon. Yeah! Fuck those guys! I think I'm gonna leave right now, actually!)
DAISY is about to head for the door. Suddenly, LUDWIG VON KOOPA comes in the house with the weapons, ready to attack.
Scene 2[]
DAISY: You...
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Yes, it is I, the great and intelligent Ludwig von Koopa! I was a spy for the Koopa Mafia all this time!
DAISY: I already knew that. I will destroy you for stealing our weapons!
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Wait, you already knew? It seems like you are one of the more intelligent members here. But enough about that. Let's fight!
LUDWIG VON KOOPA and DAISY engages in a fight. They appear to be equally matched, rendering this an indecisive battle. Suddenly, DAISY turns into FAWFUL.
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: What the?! I thought FAWFUL died!
FAWFUL: Not really! I still have this disguise, so Fawful can return anytime! Hahahahaha!
The battle continues. It seems like FAWFUL has a better chance of winning this fight, but LUDWIG VON KOOPA is still carrying on nonetheless.
FAWFUL: Ugh, you know what? It's Deidara time!
DAISY takes her FAWFUL costume off and turns into DEIDARA.
DEIDARA: Fun fact: I killed New New Mario with this form!
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: (God damn it, not Deidara! I might not win this battle after all...)
With no regard to WARIO's property, DEIDARA keeps using Katsu on LUDWIG VON KOOPA. As a result, most of WARIO's house is destroyed. The X-Men then comes out of the kitchen and stares in awe at the destruction.
WARIO: ...WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
DEIDARA then uses Katsu on the X-Men.
DEIDARA: That's what you guys get for being so retarded!
Both the X-Men and LUDWIG VON KOOPA is now severely injured. DEIDARA is about to finish LUDWIG VON KOOPA off.
DEIDARA: Any last words?
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Heh, heh... That's sad, really.
DEIDARA: Wait, sad? What the hell are you talking about?
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: You could have been a great addition to the Koopa Mafia. I mean, you are almost as intelligent as me and smarter than the other X-Men! You already knew that I was a spy! You severely injured all of the X-Men in just one explosion just now! And you have power so great that even I couldn't comprehend it! And that's saying something!
DEIDARA: ...
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: But that's probably never gonna happen. You'll probably just kill me, and go after the Koopa Mafia. MARIO might have a chance because he knows Katsu, but I'm not sure about the others...
DEIDARA: ...You know what? You're right.
DAISY takes off her DEIDARA costume.
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Wait...really?
DAISY: Yes. You're right. The X-Men is just some stupid group full of dumbasses and gullible people compared to the Koopa Mafia. I mean, why did I join that group in the first place? Is it because I'm evil and the Koopa Mafia are good? Maybe I am better off with the Koopa Mafia after all...
WARIO: No! Daisy! Don't do this!
DAISY: Shut up, you fat fuck! Your group sucks!
WARIO: HOW DARE YOU!
WARIO tries to run and attack DAISY, but he collapses due to having no energy.
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: So, are you joining us or not?
DAISY: ...Yes! I will join!
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Excellent! Would you mind carrying me to the Koopa Mafia base? I can't really walk.
DAISY: Sure.
LUDWIG VON KOOPA and DAISY goes to the Koopa Mafia base.
Scene 3[]
At DRY BONES's office, the members of the Koopa Mafia are having a meeting about what happened in the mission. LUDWIG VON KOOPA had just finished explaining what happened.
SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: So, this is basically a victory for us?
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Correct! Daisy is our new member, and WARIO's house is in shambles!
DRY BONES: This has to be the most interesting victory we had ever gotten. I love it! This is a huge improvement from that swords fiasco! Do you still have the swords?
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Of course! I got them all in my bag.
DAISY: Oh, I almost forgot. Ludwig, I would like to have my Evil Sword back.
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Oh, right! Here you go!
LUGWIG VON KOOPA gives DAISY the Evil Sword.
DAISY: Thanks!
LUDWIG VON KOOPA: You're welcome!
DRY BONES: Daisy, for being so powerful, I am now promoting you to fourth in command!
DAISY: Thanks for that as well!
MARIO: I'm glad that the X-Men have no chance anymore. I hate Wario!
LUIGI: Me too, Mario.
WAWARIO: Me three! I'm the opposite of him!
GEORGE W. BUSH: You know, I'm kinda surprised that Daisy is in our group. She is evil, after all.
DAISY: Yeah, but the X-Men is a retarded group. I didn't want to be associated with that group again. Koopa Mafia all the way!
SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: So, what should we do now?
DRY BONES: Let's wait until they attack us. Besides,we haven't had a break in 2 years.
Meanwhile at the ruins of WARIO's house, WARIO is calling for the construction team to fix their house.
WARIO: So, our house has been mostly destroyed. I would like for you to rebuild it, stat!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER: Uh, sure. It's gonna cost $9,000.
WARIO: $9,000?!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER: Yup.
WARIO hangs up in disgust.
WALUIGI: So, what are we supposed to do now?
WARIO: I don't know...
NEW MARIO: I do have a house of my own. I think it's 5 miles away from here, though. Wario's car got destroyed during the battle, so we will have to walk there.
WARIO: Well, I guess we have no choice, peeps. Let's go.
HOMER SIMPSON: Ugh, I hate walking! I'd rather sit on a couch!
WARIO: Well, we will have to do it. Come on. Let's go.
The screen fades to black. White text appears on the screen.
TEXT: To be continued...
TRIVIA[]
- This episode is Part 2 of Ludwig the X-Man, obviously.
- This episode is also not a remake.
- Critics called this one of their favorite episodes ever.
- This episode also appeared on the UnAnything Wiki: Ludwig the Betrayer