For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Luigi.
“I hope she made 'lotsa Spaghetti!”
, talking about the meaning of life
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Real Name: 'Super' Luigi
Birth: 1981
Age: 37
Health: SICK
Family and relatives: Mario, Mario's Head,Dr Mario
Impostor(s) Weegee, , Mama Luigi, Gay Luigi, Waluigi, New Luigi, Pwned Luigi, Old Luigi, Guiyii, Huigi (like mario he has lots)
Death: None

Luigi is a major character in too many Mario shames. Many people believe that he is you and Mario's long-lost brothers, but this is not true. In reality, Luigi got in a car crash with Mario one day, and Luigi said, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we turned out to be long-lost twins?" And Mario said, "Holy Cheese Lovers!!! We're long-lost twins?!" The rumor evolved from there. Luigi is known to use shrooms.

Luigi first appeared in 1610 as one of the Super Mario Cookies. These cookies came years after so many fans loved the Mario Cookies. The Luigi Cookies were simply a recolor of the Mario ones. (This caused a nuclear meltdown.) Later, Luigi started appearing in the Mario shames, where he was a macho tough guy who wasn't afraid of anything, while Mario was a coward.

In The Super Evil Guy Super Show!, Luigi was New Mario's left-hand man. However, in the fifteenth episode, he ate a deadly cupcake and blew up. He was replaced by New Luigi but now joined Nintendo again. He is a member of the Fantastic Four.

For some reason he appears in some Pokemon and The Legend of Zelda shames.

Luigi Death Stare Meme
Luigi Death Stare Meme 2

The Real Luigi as shown



Luigi is a Mutant!

During the Videogame War, Nintendo didn't want to make Mario games, and instead started making games with Luigi being the star. He got his own girlfriend (Daisy) and got his own enemy (Queen Boo). After the war stopped, Luigi was forgotten again. Luigi's latest appearance is in a now cancelled TV show called George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures.

Recently, though, Luigi had a mid-life crisis, decided to become an arsonist, and burnt down the Krusty Krab. The censors of the show then decided Luigi was 'too dangerous' to appear again, cancelled the show, then killed George.

When the show was canceled, Luigi turned into a dwarf planet. In Super Mario 128, Luigi helped Wario rescue Waluigi. They succeeded in the end, but Luigi was killed. He was later revived as a pickle, and has remained that way ever since. Luigi however then retired and gave his job to New Luigi. Later though, Luigi joined the Fantastic Four and became popular again and returned to Nintendo just like Mario. New Luigi was then killed. Luigi was hired by N00BZ to appear in Mario and his LOW grades: The Shake Dimension.One day, though,  Luigi got tired of being a pickle, so he made the Humanator which turns anything into a human and came back to normal.
Luigi pickle

Luigi as a pickle.

He along with Mario appered in a bonus level of Grand Theft Sesame Street where they're in Vice City and must fight The Math Book of Evil

Mario Tag Stats

  • Strength: XP/5
  • Speed: <(o.o)>/5
  • Jump: XD/5
  • Special ability: >.</5