For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Mario Golf.

Koopa and Wario playing golf.


Mario in the game

Mario Golf sucked. Literally, it was the worst shame ever, almost as boring as the real sport. Basically, Mario and his friends golf all day. Because they're bored and don't have girlfriends. They hit the golf balls into the holes. What's so fun about that? This shame sucks.

The sequel to this shame, Mario Golf: Toad's Stool Tour, was a bit better.


One day Mario walked outside when suddenly Shigeru Miyamoto walked up to him and kicked Mario right in the crotch. Miyamoto then told Mario he was going to star in a golf shame! Mario pulled out a gun in attempt to shoot Miyamoto, but he wasn't fast enough. Miyamoto pulled out his own gun and shot Mario in the foot. Then they went to the golf course.