The Tank that Fred uses
Never Ever Ever Ever EVER Give Fred a Tank is an episode of The Adventures of Fred.
Script[]
Another tank for the episode
Scene 1,000,000,000—I mean, 1
Fred is sitting on the sidewalk dreaming of owning the PieBomb when some guy in a suit comes up to him.
GUY: Are you Fred—FRED: Yes....
GUY: Than you've just won one million dollars!
FRED: Great, what's the catch?
GUY: Nothing! Here you go.
He hands Fred a million bucks, cold hard cash. Lucky rat.
FRED: Yay!
The guy walks away.
GUY: That's funny. He didn't look anything like Fred Hill.
Seen Too (Scene 2)
FRED: Hey, Bob! I just got a million dollars!
BOB: Yay!
FRED: I'm gonna buy a tank!
BOB (praying): Our Father who art in Heaven, protect us with your might...
Scenenenenenenene TTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE (Scene 3)
Fred is in a tank destroying a city.
FRED: Whee!
Fred's tank disappears for no reason.
FRED: Aw, man!
BOB: FAIL.
Surprisingly serious ad
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: You're gay!
FRED: Your point being?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Um... Bob, you're gay.
BOB: So?
Buzz Lightyear spontaneously combusts.
ANNOUNCER: In a perfect world, gays and lezbians are treated like anyone else. Stop anti-gay-ism. *I think I made that word up.*