Playing PSP may cause to shoot UMD

The PissStation Portable was a game console made by Sony and is a sequel console to the PissStation and It is one of the most popular game systems ever, because it doesn't have Mario on it. The only guy who owns it is a very skinny, idiotic and ugly Zoo police officer. It was a character in Mario Kart: Single Dash! but it sucked and nobody chose it because its only power to shoot UMD out of PSP. the UMD killed the CEO of Nintendo, Mike Mario the one who made Mario games for Nintendo consoles. Kenny McCormick played PSP and that's what made The Big Bang. Other handheld consoles out at the same time were the NintenNazi 3SD and some piece of shit called a U-Pod Touch which isn't even a proper console.