This is the promo for the fifth season of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!
Summary[]
Again, this is a mere promo and not an actual episode. It details some of the more exciting events in Season 5.
Script[]
Scene 1[]
A badly rendered polygon model of Evil Guy is dancing on the screen.
NARRATOR: Behold the return of Evil Guy and his friends!
Various scenes from the season 5 episodes appear every few seconds.
NARRATOR: There will be more exciting adventures...
Suddenly, a black shadow falls over him and an image of a dying Yoshi pop onto the screen before disappearing.
NARRATOR: ...An epic betrayal, followed by a tragic death...
The screen shows the demolished Cupcake Castle, which rises in the form of a large, pink robot similar to New Luigi in appearance.
NARRATOR: ...And the resurrection of a familiar foe. But most of all...
Suddenly, the screen shows an image of Evil Guy with a suitcase in his hand, crying, as his friends are standing around him.
NARRATOR: ...The ultimate blow to the hearts of viewers everywhere...
EVIL GUY: Guys, this is it. I'm going to college after the airing of this show's final episode.
ALL: And...?
EVIL GUY: And I'm not coming back.
ALL: What?!
NARRATOR: The ultimate season of The Super Evil Guy Super Show. Be on the lookout for Season 5. Coming soon to SMK Radio.
Fade to black.
EVIL GUY: Yes, I'm going to college.