Shigeru Miyamoto's favorite show.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Shigeru Miyamoto.

Shigeru Miyamoto is the maker of the shame Donkey and Pong, the shame that Mario first appeared in. He is currently wanted by many societies for this bad move. He has recently been seen adding stuff to the Cauldron of Evil for some reason. He is said to be an evil person and has done many bad things in the past, however he made the successful movie Nintendo Road Trip. Miyamoto is neemies with Sony and Microsoft and many consider him a good guy. The X-Men attempted to kill him but he used the Nintendo DS Phat to scare them away. The Nintendo SD and Nintendo SD Phat are two of the most dangerous weapons in the world. He is currently working on making the Nintendo BS standing for Best System. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Freddie Wong

Him, 16 years old; With his gun that shoots people foiling his plan to make shames.

Proof of Evilness