Ya know blues wonder isn't sometimes a wonder...


Sonic stealing Mario's favorite cereal: Lucky Charms-Kirby version

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic was a blue hedgehog that was one of the evil masterminds of the Videogame Wars. He had the power to manipulate the minds of humans. Mario and Sonic duked it out once 10 years after the Videogame Wars. Soon afterward, some jerks gave him a new villain. Sonic used to be 16 years old, but finally, after some years, he turned 15. Ancient Geeks believe that Sonic would turn 14 on 2017, and possibly 13 in 2030. However, Sonic is dead as of February 2015. Sonic was a rival of Shaymin. Like the Mario series Sonic also had a lot of bad shames. It has been revealed that he will appear in the game Sonic vs. Soneek. Sonic was actually slower than Speeder 1, hence the name of that robot.

As Sonic grew younger over time, he looked more and more like a human and less like an actual hedgehog. It was presumed that by the end of his life, he would look like Ike, which have been bad. He has partnered up with Mario before, but they usually fight and only become friends when Bowser and Dr. Eggman team up.

Recently, Sonic has been sucked through time by the Mime Eater, Sending him to his

Tumblr ob0m4xhx5O1ryrpc0o4 250

Sonic's Friends

worst levels. He invited along Tails and Knuckles, thinking they were friends, but Knuckles smacked him and Tails shot him with his X-Bazooka. This time, he had no extra lives. Attendees of his funeral included stalker Amy Rose, his archnemesis Dr. Eggman, and Mario, the gravedigger. Rest in piece, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mario Tag Stats

Tumblr ob0m4xhx5O1ryrpc0o3 250

Sonic's Other Friends

  • Strength: 3/5
  • Speed: 4.5/5
  • Jump: 3.6/5
  • Special ability: 3.5/5


Image Description
A Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Boy
A Sonic the Hedgehog Ball
Sonic the Hedgehog Drawing
A Sonic the Hedgehog man
Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic with a gun
Another Sonic the Hedgehog Man
Denly the hedgehog by denly1990-d9iv5l0
Saiyan Sonic