The CILVIL War Ends is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!.
Transcript[]
Wario is peeing in the bathroom, humming the Simpsons theme song, when Homer pops out of nowhere, covers his mouth, and pulls him down a trap door into a secret room, where he lets go of Wario.
WARIO: What the f**k was that all about?
HOMER: Wario, the people don't like the CILVIL War!
WARIO: What? Why?
HOMER: The fanboys say that the CILVIL War is just a cheap attempt at
copying the war from the previous show!
WARIO: Uh, so?
HOMER: The fanboys want the show to stop before we start doing the old "War is over, just kidding the war's back on" gag!
WARIO: Why would we go back to that stupid old joke?
HOMER: Wario, we have to make a peace treaty with Dry Bones' gang before the fanboys lose their heads!
WARIO: Fine, the war is over...
At the Super Wario Bros. Wah-Wah Show Fan Club H.Q. (a.k.a SWBWWSFCHQ), Wario and Waluigi tell the fans the good bad news.
WALUIGI: Okay, you little brats, you got your way. WARIO: We're gone for good.
NERDS: Woooo-hooo!!!
WARIO: Shut your mouths! It's not over yet because we haven't ended the freaking war yet!
NERDS: Oh my god! You suck! BOOO! We'll murder you! You lying mother f**kers!
WARIO: Crap.
Waluigi pulls out a bob-omb.
WALUIGI: Let's leave!
Wario runs as Waluigi throws the bob-omb into the crowd, killing all the nerds.
WALUIGI: Wait for me!
The explosion causes the building to collapse, and Waluigi is crushed under the falling debris.
WARIO: Waluigi!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Moral[]
Don't upset the nerds or you will get killed.