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The Huge Army of Scary Logos Attack! is an episode of The All New Wario Hour! It served as both a pilot and a first episode. After this episode aired, it was an instant hit.

Summary[]

Wario has a nightmare about a scary logo he saw. Waluigi says there's nothing to worry about...but then a huge army of scary logos invade their house!

Script[]

Scene 1[]

On a fine morning, Wario goes on to his YouTube channel and watches "The Nightmare Logo Collection."

Wario: "Hmm...this video looks promising."

After the whole thing, Wario gets scared. Waluigi walks over to him.

Waluigi: "Hey, Wario..."

Wario: "@$%! Why did you scare me like that?!"

Waluigi: "Here's the cup of coffee you wanted, sir. It includes your favorite recipe."

Wario: "Cheese, cake, and flowers mixed together?"

Waluigi: "No..."

Waluigi threw the cup on Wario's head.

Waluigi: "Poop."

Wario then fell into a deep sleep. And so, his dream begins.

Intro

Scene 2[]

In Wario's dream, he sees New Mario doing a dance.

Wario: "Where the heck am I?"

New Mario said some haunted things. Ahhhhh...

New Mario: "I'M SAYING HAUNTED THINGS! BOOOOOOOO!"

Wario shruged. Just then, a blue thing crept up to him.

???: "Hello."

Wario screamed so loud he woke up.

Waluigi: "WHAT THE @#$! Wario, you got to stop scaring me like that."

Wario: "But Waluigi, they're coming!"

Waluigi sighed.

Waluigi: "Just get out."

The next day, someone knocked on the door.

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