There's a BOMB in my Nose is NOT the third to last episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
Summary[]
Wario wakes up one day to find a bomb in his nose. He tries to get it out while he tries to find out who did it...
Script[]
Scene 1[]
One day WARIO wake up and gets out of his messy bed looking like a slob.
- WARIO: Something feels strange about my nose...
- WALUIGI: Hi and good morni-OH MY... There's something wrong with your nose!
- WARIO: Why does everything have to be centered arund me in this show?
- WALUIGI: Because your the very fat star of the show!
- WARIO: Why you skinny little...
WARIO grabs WALUIGI and throws him out through a window and Waluigi lands in a trash can. A garbage truck comes by, and a garbage man dumps Waluigi and the trash into the truck.
- WARIO: Well, I'll need to find out what's wrong with my nose and fast!
Scene 2[]
The camera shows WARIO going to the Doctor's office. He goes through the front door as a helicoter crashes into a nearby building for no exact reason. WARIO goes to the empty waiting room and sits on a gray chair.
- WARIO: Ow... My nose is killing me...
Suddenly, it shows Dr. PHIL exiting the restroom. He then goes up to WARIO and says something.
- Dr. PHIL: So your the only one here... What is your poblem?
- WARIO: There's something wrong with my nose.
- Dr. Phil: Sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor.
- WARIO: WHAT?!?
WARIO grabs Dr. PHIL and throws him into the garbage truck from earlier.
- Dr. PHIL: Whew! It stinks a ton in here! Wait a minute... ACK! Something's moving!
- WALUIGI: Shut up!
WALUIGI grabs a lead pipe in his pocket and whacks Dr. PHIL with it. Meanwhile, WARIO is looking for someone to help him. Eventually, he goes home and looks in a mirrow.
- WARIO: Wait a minute... There's a BOMB in my Nose!
Scene 3[]
Now it shows WARIO running like crazy in the city. He is suddeny stopped by DRY BONES, who is holding a gun.
- DRY BONES: After all these episodes... I must kill you in this one since you will die because of that bomb I implanted in your nose anyway.
- WARIO: So? I can still win and live! Wait, when does the bomb blow up at what time?
- DRY BONES: Just about... ... *Gulps* now.
Suddenly, a massive explosion is seen. DRY BONES was sent flying and he lands on WALUIGI who is in a dump. WALUIGI whacks him on the head with the lead pipe. Then the screen goes black, and the episode ends.
Morals[]
Don't put bombs in people's noses. Otherwise, you'll get whacked by Waluigi.
Trivia[]
- It is unknown why they had that helicopter in this episode anyway.
- The bomb in Wario's nose was actually explosive Green Cheese.
- Waluigi dated a discarded banana peel in the garbage truck after the show.