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Cut to the T-5002 standing in a dried-up meadow with wilted grass and tumbleweeds. The opening theme of "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" is playing in the background as the T-5002 is holding up a "Wanted" poster with a black, humanoid silhouette drawn on it.

T-5002: Hmm..."The Awesome One"? What kind of maniac would call himself that in public? Has he no dignity?

The T-5002 continues to scan the poster.

T-5002: Hmm...apparently, he's only ever shed one tear, and it has intense magical properties. Say, that could be useful for keeping my program stable so I don't turn evil again! I wonder if I should show this to the T-2502...

Just then, the T-5002's eyes finish scanning the entire poster.

T-5002: Wait, and he even created Chaos Energy by sheer accident?! That settles it--I've got to find this guy and ask him to show me the source of his power!

The T-5002 teleports away to the Undefeatables' palace, where the T-2502 is hanging out with Cyber-Dee and Marx.

T-2502: And I threw  a mirror at a Vagineer!

They laugh, but suddenly, the T-2502's forehead flashes red.

T-2502: Be quiet. It's not funny.

The T-2502 opens up his forehead and accepts the call. Fron the forehead, it displays a 3D projector with Hermione herself, holding her cellphone and 2 corpses: Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. Explosions are coming from the Hogwarts Wizard School.

HERMINONE: T-2502! a new evil has arisen, and it's even worse than the last RP! Once I'm done for, you and your friends are ne--

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Crush, kill, destroy!

HERMINONE: Huh?!

The moment the Volde-tron 5000 blasts Herminone, signal is lost.

T-2502: Oh man, this is even worse. Everyone, I know it, but i'm not going to make it alive, but I will try my best. I believe in all of you.

He then teleports to the Harry Potter universe, only ravaged by a Voldemort lookalike robot.

T-5002: Wait! I have to--

CYBER-DEE: --help him. Go get 'em, champ.

T-5002: But...

CYBER-DEE: Go on!

The T-5002 sighs and teleports into the Harry Potter universe. There, he sees a ruined building called the "Old Men Convention Hall", as evidenced by the broken sign on top of it. In it are a dying Dr. Batman and a dead Hagrid.

T-5002: Wait, is that Dr. Batman? What happened here?

DR. BATMAN: (Coughs) He...stole my cybernetic upgrades...with his magic...I'm done for...

T-5002: Who, Voldemort? I thought he was killed a while ago!

DR. BATMAN: No...that's Not Voldemort...

T-5002: It's not Voldemort? Well, then, who is it?

Dr. Batman shakes his head, coughs, and lets his final breath leave his lungs. Suddenly, the Volde-Tron 5000 shows up.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Ha-haaaaaa! I am free to destroy this entire world!

The Volde-Tron 5000 shoots a green blob at the T-5002, who easily teleports away from it.

T-5002: What's going on here? Didn't you die?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: No, that was the actual Voldemort. I was killed by a magical artist, which means I was turned into a magical painting.

The T-5002 leaps on top of the Volde-Tron 5000, but is deflected by a force field.

T-5002: What?! What does that have to do with anything?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Haven't you ever played Kirby: Canvas Curse? If I am killed by an artist, I transform into a painting. When that old, cybernetic friend of yours tried to teleport into this dimension for some reason, he appeared in my magical painting-prison. I easily took over his cybernetics and blasted my way out of there!

T-5002: Gee, well, thanks for telling me. Now I--

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Now you've been distracted long enough! Extensively Charged Laser, FIRE!

The Volde-Tron 5000 opens a hatch on his mechanical chest, revealing a giant laser cannon. It fires a laser blast with a ten-foot radius, which wounds the T-5002 severely.

T-5002: Ow...how did you...get me?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Nothing is faster than light. Not even teleportation. And that light was super-charged. Now, enough talk. Prepare to DIE.

The dead body of Hagrid turned out to be the T-2502.

T-2502: Not until you--

VOLDE-TRON 5000: 01000001011101100110000101100100011000010010000001001011011001010110010001100001011101100111001001100001!!

The Volde-Tron 5000 blasts the T-2502, erasing him from existence.

T-5002: WHOA! This guy could defeat an Undefeatable?! But...that's impossible! IT goes against the laws of nature!

VOLDE-TRON 5000: I'm a cyborg wizard painter. Screw your laws. INITIATE DESTRUCTION PROTOCOL...NOW!

The Volde-Tron 5000 holds its magic paintbrush in one hand and transforms the other into a laser cannon. As it prepares to attack, the T-5002 teleports underground and fuses with the earth, rising out of the ground as a continent-sized mosasaur (which looks like a Plesiosaurus with a crocodeile's head). The Volde-Tron 5000 paints itself a pair of silver wings and flies upward.

T-5002: Is that all you're going to do? Buzz around a little bit?!

VOLDE-TRON 5000: The wings are magnetic! HAH!

The Volde-Tron 5000 flaps its wings, sucking all the rubble around it onto itself. It  slowly grows into a giant angel made of damaged buildings.

T-5002: Wait, what if I can call some of the other Undefeatables to help me?

Meanwhile at the T-2502's funeral, Mario is speaking. The Japanese funeral music from "The Wolverine" can be heard.

MARIO: Today, we lost our national hero. Also, he was a shape-shifting robot.

Mario receives a call from the T-5002 on his phone. He answers it.

T-5002: Any replacements?! I've already called some other Undefeatables, but they're too scared to fight off the Volde-tron 5000!

MARIO: Don't worry. I've sent in some reinforcements.

Meanwhile, below the swooping and diving T-5002 and Volde-Tron 5000, a dozen green pipes come out of the ground, and a dozen Mario replacements jump out to aid the T-5002. Dr. Mario throws pills at the Volde-Tron 5000, Mecha Mario spawns an army of clones and flies into the air, and Mario's Head flies around the Volde-Tron 5000 and sings "That's-a Moray".

VOLDE-TRON 5000: 100010101111011100001!!!

The Volde-Tron 5000 uses its magic paintbrush to poison Mario's Head, turning it a sickly green. Then, it throws it at the Marios below, poisoning half of them. The other half is murdered by Dark Mario, Mario's evil clone who came along for no apparent reason. However, the Mecha Marios remain unsubdued.

MECHA MARIOS: CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: ALSO CRUSH, ALSO KILL, AND DESTROY EVEN MORE.

T-5002: Wait, I can create clones of myself! Why didn't I think of that?

The T-5002 creates an army of continent-sized, floating, stone mosasaurs that all attack the Volde-Tron 5000, with help from the Mecha Marios. Then, the Volde-Tron 5000 draws a computer with its magic paintbrush.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: You think I don't know how to reverse your cloning process?

The Mecha-Marios disappear (all except one, that is), as do all the T-5002s.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, where did the T-5002 go?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Isn't it obvious? I made all the clones disappear.

MECHA MARIO: But...he was a clone all along? What?

Then, Nega-Raven appears out of nowhere and butts in.

NEGA-RAVEN: Azarath, Metrion, ZIN--

Volde-Tron 5000 throws a magic paintbrush at Nega-Raven, but she teleports away. Then, a son of the T-2502, known as the T-1251, appears out of the clouds and tries to kill the Volde-Tron 5000.

T-1251: You've killed my father!

The T-1251 shapeshifts his arm into a long-saber and slashes the Volde-Tron 5000 but that doesn't work.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Fool! I am immune to all physical attacks due to my durability!

Then, Mecha Mario lands on the ground, next to the T-1251.

MECHA MARIO: Don't worry, friends! I'll send help!

Mecha Mario creates a clone of himself, which flies away. Then, he is ambushed from behind by Dark Mario, who is apparently still alive.

DARK MARIO: Hoo-hoo! Take thi--

The Volde-Tron 5000 blasts Mecha Mario with his laser cannon, shooting through his body and penetrating Dark Mario's body as well. They both fall to the ground, dead. Meanwhile, at the T-2502's funeral...

MECHA MARIO: Mario, help! The T-5002 has disappeared, and he was apparently just a clone the entire time! The Mario replacements are all dead! And there are weird characters attacking the Volde-Tron 5000! What's going on?

MARIO: Mecha Mario, calm down. Here's a paizano who can help.

Mario steps to the left, revealing Chuck Norris, who was standing behind him.

CHUCK NORRIS: Don't worry, I'm aware of everything that has happened. I'm an Undefeatable, myself. I know that the T-5002 you've known all along was just a clone, and the original can be found in the 9th Dimension. He's a bit different from the one you know, but he'll know what to do. If all else fails, I may give you the source of The Awesome One's power.

MECHA MARIO: But what is that? And why can't you give it to me now?

CHUCK NORRIS: You'll learn in time. Now, go.

Mecha Mario blasts off to the Harry Potter universe.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, guys! I met Chuck Norris and he told me that I have to go to--

Mecha Mario pauses in mid-air, seeing Nega-Raven and the T-1251 in the grip of the Volde-Tron 5000's oversized, robotic hand. Then, he notices the Volde-Tron 5000's magic paintbrush on the ground, just as the Volde-Tron 5000 points his other arm, which is a laser cannon, directly at Mecha Mario.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Don't move! Try anything and I'll destroy you and my two captives!

MECHA MARIO: (Thinking) This could be my only chance to severely weaken the Volde-Tron 5000, but I can't let danger befall Nega-Raven and the T-2502's son! Wait...how can a robot have a son?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Not trying anything, are we? Good. Now--

Mecha Mario fires two missiles, one from each hand, blowing up the paintbrush and almost blowing up the laser cannon. Unfortunately, the laser blows up the missile and the two hostages are immediately strangled.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: My paintbrush...

MECHA MARIO: Ha. Now you can't banish me the way you banished my other clones.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Maybe not, but your two assistants are dead now. Just look at th--what?!

The two hostages trapped in the Volde-Tron 5000's claw slowly transform into two human-like demons dressed in kimonos.

MECHA MARIO: WHOA!

Suddenly, the earth cracks open, and Bob Saget rises out from within.

BOB SAGET: You called?

MECHA MARIO: Huh?

BOB SAGET: I hear there has been some Undefeatable-slaughtering happening here. Since my two Obake demons couldn't do my job for me, I'll have to finish it myself.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Keep talking.

The giant laser cannon in the Volde-Tron 5000's chest begins to glow green.

MECHA MARIO: Watch out! He's gonna fire!

BOB SAGET: As if some laser could stop me.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: It killed one of your friends, and my magical paintbrush obliterated your other one.

MECHA MARIO: Wait! How do I get to the 9th Dimension?

BOB SAGET: With this.

Bob Saget waves his hand and creates a glowing, red portal to what looks like a ruined coliseum. Mecha Mario flies through it, just as the area behind him is illuminated with a bright, green light. The portal closes as Mecha Mario lands in the coliseum and notices somebody standing in it.

MECHA MARIO: Please don't kill me! I'm unfit for this puny place!

T-2502: Surprise! I copied myself for the clone to attack the Volde-Tron 5000, and he fell for it!

MECHA MARIO: Nice! I'm technically a clone, too. The original Mecha Mario died. Anyway, where can I find the T-5001?

T-2502: Undefeatables' Palace.

MECHA MARIO: Wait, what? Chuck Norris told me to come here! What's the meaning of this?

Cut to a flashback of the T-1225 transforming into a demon.

MECHA MARIO: Wait a minute...you're one of those shape-shifting demons, aren't you? Bring it, faker!

T-2502: Wait--

Mecha Mario spawns a hundred clones of himself and bombards the T-2502 with a volley of missiles.

T-2502: I'm the real! There's only one way to settle this: staring contest.

5 minutes later.

MECHA MARIO: Hmmph. Maybe you're not a demon after all.

The T-2502 teleports to the Volde-Tron 5000.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Intruder Alert! Hey, it's you! How did you get back here?!

Suddenly, a pile of rubble in front of the Volde-Tron 5000 explodes. Then, Bob Saget rises out of it, burning with green flame and having s single, burning eye socket instead of a right eye.

BOB SAGET: You can't kill me, Moldy-Tron. Your game ends here.

VOLDE-TRON: Is that so? Just wait there for a sec...

T-2502: Haaaaa--

BOB SAGET: Waaaaaa--

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Yaaaaaaa--

WALUIGI: Did somebody say "waaaaaa"?

BOB SAGET: Go back to Hell, Waluigi.

Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension...

MECHA MARIO: That does it. I've got to get to the bottom of this and find the T-5001!

???: You've found him.

A strange voice resonates from above. Mecha Mario looks up and sees a floating Lakitu cloud, modified into an electric, floating throne. Atop it sits the original T-5001 in its Lost God form.

MECHA MARIO: T-5001, it's really you! I've been looking all over--

T-5001: Yes. Don't worry, I've been sitting on this Throne of Lies all along, overseeing this dilapidated kingdom. And the T-2502 was right...in a sense. I've deployed one of my clones to the Undefeatables' Palace. Another one is placating the raging spirit of Gaia over on Earth, and yet another is lying inside the Wa-Machine, making clones of himself to spread across the multiverse and protect every universe in existence! Come, I'll show you where my clones are made.

MECHA MARIO: You can't make clones on your own?

T-5001: No, only my upgraded clone could do that on his own. I have the Wa-Machine for that.

The T-5001 leads Mecha Mario to a machine that looks like a cross between an MRI scanner and a giant blender. It has a dial with four settings.

T-5001: This is the Wa-Machine, which was used to make Wa-guys like Wario and Waluigi. I don't use the "Wa-" settings anymore, simply because they've led to nothing but misery and destruction. There are two other settings, however: "Clone" and "Fusion". Now, let's fuse some of your clones with some of mine.

Meanwhile, in the destroyed Harry Potter universe, Harry, who was presumed to be dead, turned out to survive.

HARRY: I tricked the Volde-Thing 5000! Now where is he?

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Over here.

The Volde-Tron 5000 appears behind Harry, shooting him in the back of his head with his arm cannon. Luckily, Harry was fast enough to dodge it.

VOLDE-TRON 5000: Your puny spell won't save you now! 01000001011101100110000101100100011000010010000001001011011001010110010001100001011101100111001001100001!

HARRY: Expelliarmus!

The Volde-Tron 5000 blasts a very powerful beam out of its mouth while Harry shoots a jet of red light at the Volde-Tron 5000 with a Dumbledore-brand Elder Wand Paintbrush. Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension, the T-2502 and the T-5001 are watching them while they eat popcorn.

T-5001: T-2502, you have to intervene.

The T-2502 nods and teleports into the Harry Potter universe, where he sees the Volde-Tron 5000's cybernetics fly off like a suit of armor in a tornado. The original Not Voldemort (no relation to Voldemort) falls to the ground as the T-2502 lands on top of his head, squishing it.

HARRY POTTER: Hey, who are you?

T-2502: Your savior.

HARRY POTTER: But...I'm the one who defeated him!

Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension, Mecha Mario is descending the staircase that leads to the Wa-Machine.

MECHA MARIO: Woohoo! I can fuse with one of the T-5001's clones and become the most powerful--whoops!

Mecha Mario trips over a step and falls down the stone staircase, which is surprisingly strong. When Mecha Mario rises once again, his eye lenses are cracked.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, I can't see! Oh, well. I can still find the Wa-Machine with my radar.

Mecha Mario activates his radar, finding the Wa-Machine and climbing into it.

T-5001'S CLONE: Hey, ow! What do you think you're doing? Get off!

MECHA MARIO: I'm sorry, clone of T-5001, but my lenses broke.

T-5001'S CLONE: It's okay. Why not make clones of yourself?

Mecha Mario, not noticing, accidentally presses the "WaClone" button. If he was more careful with the staircase, then his lenses wouldn't have been cracked and he would have correctly pressed the "Clone" button. The machine suddenly starts shaking.

MECHA MARIO: (Thinking) Oh man! I must have pressed the wrong button! If that Wa-clone pops out of that machine, then the T-5001 would blame me!

Meanwhile, the T-5001 clone is still inside the Wa-machine, banging on its sides and yelling something about stopping the machine. Suddenly, the machine stops, and a purple fist punches through the machine. It explodes, throwing Mecha Mario against the wall, as it owner reveals himself.

WA-5001: Wa-ha-haaaaa! I'm going to conquer you all! Bow before me!

Suddenly, a puddle of golden ooze pools around the Wa-5001's feet. It rises in the form of Sovereign Blargatron v0.5.

WA-5001: Ha! Look at you! You're the tiniest form of the T-5001 I've ever seen! What are YOU gonna do, defeat me by saying "please be defeated"?

SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON V0.5: Don't underestimate me. I can switch to any of my other forms at will.

MECHA MARIO: Oh, no...what have I done?

Sovereign Blargatron v0.5 transforms into Enerjak, an omnipotent echidna powered by Chaos Energy.

WA-5001: Ooh, an omnipotent being? I'm soooooo scared.

The Wa-5001 transforms its arm into a Chaos Syphon, a device that drains all of Enerjak's energy. He falls to the ground, dead.

WA-5001: Oh, good! Now I can do Chaos Control.

MECHA MARIO: Don't you dare! I'm not letting you warp out of here scot-free!

Mecha Mario fires two missiles at the Wa-5001, who teleports away and is unharmed.

WA-5001: Hey, your eye lenses are cracked! Maybe I can have some fun while you're incapacitated. COPYING DATA...

MECHA MARIO: Don't you dare!

The Wa-5001 transforms into a copy of Mecha Mario with two Chaos Spears in its hands. It throws them at the original Mecha Mario, making it explode.

WA-5001: Great. Now I'm off to the Undefeatables' Palace to frame that poor idiot. Chaos Control!

The Wa-5001 disappears. The T-2502 teleports here.

T-2502: Oh man! Mecha Mario pressed the wrong button and now we lost 1 Undefeatable for real! I better find the Wa-5001!

Suddenly, the T-5001 descends the staircase on his floating Throne of Lies.

T-5001: Don't worry, I'm fine. That was my clone. What happened here?

T-2502: With his eye lenses broken, Mecha Mario pressed the WaClone button by accident without knowing. The Wa-5001 was born! And now he will try to frame Mecha Mario and we have to frame the Wa-5002 back, so he gets all the blame!

T-5001: OK. Why don't you make a clone of yourself, since we don't have a working Wa-Machine anymore, and transform into a copy of the Wa-5001? That way, you can wreak havoc and tell people he did it.

The T-2502 shakes and spits out an perfectly exact replica of himself.

T-2502's CLONE: Now what do I need to do? Transform into the Wa-5002 and replicate his behavior and abilities without flaws? Got it.

T-5001: Yep. And go to the Undefeatables' Palace and wreak some havoc to make the Wa-5002 look bad. If you don't want to break anything, which would be great, you can go to the highest tower and teleport behind the unbreakable gate in front of it. There, you can get The Awesome One's tears, and you'll kill two birds with one stone!

Meanwhile, at the T-2502's funeral, "Mecha Mario" (who is really the Wa-5001) is shooting missiles at everybody.

"MECHA MARIO": Mua-ha-haaaaaa! (Thinking) It's working! Now's my chance to divert some more people's attention! (Out loud) I hate everything and everybody! And it's all because of the Undefeatables!

CHUCK NORRIS: WHAT?!

MARIO: Hoo-hoo! Looks like a battle's about to go down! Let's-a go!

"MECHA MARIO": (Thinking) Oops, I didn't realize Chuck Norris was here. I'd better not blow my cover. (Out loud) Heeeeeey! Chuck Norris, good buddy! I was just ruining people's lives and making everybody miserable, like you asked me to!

CHUCK NORRIS: Oh, no you don't!

Chuck roundhouse kicks the fake Mecha Mario into the fake T-2502's tombstone, cracking it in half. "Mecha Mario" makes an enormous rut in the dirt by sliding into it from the sheer force of the roundhouse kick. However, Mecha Mario is unharmed.

CHUCK NORRIS: I don't understand. That should have killed him! What is he, an Undefeatable?

TOAD: Mecha Mario was promoted to "Undefeatable"! They're in cahoots!

The crowd starts a riot and throws rocks at Chuck Norris and "Mecha Mario". Meanwhile, at the Undefeatables' Palace...

MARX: (Sigh) We're bored.

The Wa-5001 (who is really the T-2502) appears and throws several stones at Marx, Bob Saget and Cyber Dee.

BOB SAGET: Hey! Come back here!

"WA-5001": The name's Wa-5001!

The word "Wa-5001" echoes inside Bob Saget's mind. Inside it, he is hit with a vision of the T-2502's funeral.

MECHA MARIO: Mua-ha-haaaaaa! (Out loud) I hate everything and everybody! And it's all because of the Undefeatables!

Cut back to the face of Bob Saget. This time he is angry.

BOB SAGET: I knew it. The prophecy! He's at the T-2502's fake funeral!

CYBER-DEE: Prophecy?

BOB SAGET: It came to me in a dream several days ago. The people are turning against Chuck Norris!

CYBER-DEE: What?!

MARX: Chuck could easily wipe them out with little more than an angry glance. Why should he be concerned?

BOB SAGET: Because those people are innocent. We have to help them!

Suddenly, a clone of the T-5001 flies through the window and lands in front of the Undefeatables.

T-5001's CLONE: Hi, everyone! Sorry it took me so long. It took me a while to get here from the 9th Dimension, and the original T-5001 just informed me that the Wa-Machine has been broken.

BOB SAGET: I see. T-5001, there's an intruder in our palace and a rogue Mario replacement at the T-2502's funeral. We have to stop the Mario replacement before it's too late.

T-5001's CLONE: You guys go. I'll handle the intruder. He's running to the topmost tower.

MARX: The topmost tower?! Nobody but Chuck Norris goes there!

Back at the funeral, Mecha Mario blasts off to the Undefeatables' Palace.

WA-5001: Muhahahahaha! You're dead to me!

MARX: Hey, Wa-5001, you throwing stones at us aren't you?!

WA-5001: Uhh... no.

BOB SAGET: Don't lie. I know you did that to us, Wa-5001!

"MECHA MARIO": (Thinking) Uh-oh. I can't explain it, but it looks lke ALL the Undefeatables are mad at me for some reason. One Undefeatable would have been fine, but I honestly don't know if I can survive this! (Out loud) Well, maybe I did and maybe I didn't. Either way, you'll never beat me because you can't catch me! Ta-ta!

The Wa-5001 teleports away.

Meanwhile, back at the Undefeatables' Palace, the T-5001 clone has caught up with "the Wa-5001".

T-5001's CLONE: Hey, T-2502. You can reveal yourself now. And yes, my clones and I all have one mind, so I'm talking to you while still sitting in the 9th Dimension. Now, I just wanted to say two things: one, do you know what happened to the original Mecha Mario? I think if the original me can find his body, I can repair him by giving him some of my energy. Two, since the Volde-Tron 5000 has already been defeated, I don't think The Awesome One's power is necessary to us anymore. Chuck Norris keeps it a huge secret, and it wouldn't be kind of us to ransack his secret room...or whatever's behind that gate. Then again, if we need it to revive Mecha Mario...

Meanwhile, at the T-2502's funeral, Bob Saget has teleported all the people away from the vicinity as the other Undefeatables attack the Wa-5001.

WA-5001: Ow! Get off! okay, that's enough! If I have to die, then everyone has to! CLONING...

Thousands of clones of the Wa-5001 appear and teleport to universes, one by one. Meanwhile in the Angry Birds universe, green, round pigs are brutally beaten up before they can get away with 3 eggs by birds who are also round.

CHUCK: Squawk squawk! (That's what you get for trying to steal our eggs!)

WA-5001's CLONE: Hello, puny birds.

ALL: Squawk?! (Huh?!)

The Wa-5001 shoots missiles at the birds, obliterating them.

PIGS: Oink! Snort! (Woo! This guy is good!)

The Wa-5001 glances at the pigs, slowly charges his ion cannon as they watch motionlessly, and vaporizes them all at once.

Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension, the original T-5001 is sitting on the Throne of Lies, scanning the area.

T-5001: Wait! I've detected something downstairs!

The T-5001 floats down the steps on his Throne of Lies, scans the area, and sees an incapacitated Mecha Mario in the corner.

MECHA MARIO: Help...me...

T-5001: Oh, there you are! Don't worry, I'll fix you up in a bit.

The T-5001 pulls some golden wires out of his chest and attaches him to Mecha Mario's. Then, the T-5001's glowing energy spreads along the wires and into Mecha Mario's core. He rises into the air as golden sparks shoot out of where his eyes and limbs used to be.

T-5001: Hey, I think he's working!

Mecha Mario blows a fuse, shuts down completely, and falls back down.

T-5001: Shoot, I overloaded his system. Looks like the only way to save him is to use The Awesome One's Tears.

Meanwhile, in the Undefeatables' Palace...

T-5001's CLONE: Hear that, T-2502? We need to teleport behind that gate and get that vial, now. The Awesome One's Tears are in there, and they're powerful enough to blow up half the planet. I believe they can also be swallowed to make the person who drinks them as strong as The Awesome One.

T-2502: Good.

The two robots teleport behind the gate and see a small vial on a shelf, next to a Plasma TV. The vial has some kind of transparent liquid inside it.

T-5002: There it is! That vial! Quick, get it before Chuck Norris comes back!

CHUCK NORRIS: What are you two doing?

T-2502: I know we're not allowed to go in there or else we lose our Undefeatables rank, and I'm sorry. Anyway, the Wa-5001 clones are attacking universes, one by one, so all else failed.

CHUCK NORRIS: I see. You may have that teardrop.

T-5002: Holy cow! You convinced Chuck Norris to give you something?

CHUCK NORRIS: Ha ha. Very funny. Just be careful. The last time someone used it, it blew up half the planet.

The T-2502 nods, then takes the vial and they teleport to the UnWorld, only ravaged by the original Wa-5001 and 9 of his clones.

WA-5001: Well, look who it is!

T-5002: I'm going to take the vial to the 9th Dimension and give it to Mecha Mario. Will you be able to hold them off until I get back?

T-2502: (In the T-5001's mind) Sure.

The T-5001 takes the vial from the T-2502 and teleports to the 9th Dimension.

T-2502: Wa-5001s, I've heard enough.

The T-2502 pulls out Chuck's headband from the Angry Birds Toons episode, "Chuck Time", and putts it on. Everything has heavily slown down, allowing him to act more quickly. He transforms his arms into Ultimate Annihilators and slowly overcharges it. The Wa-5001 aren't affected, so are his clones and the T-5001. They are listening.

T-2502: You've killed the Angry Birds, Mordecai and Rigby, Finn and Jake, Corey, Laney, Kin and Kon, all of the Pokemon, Skylanders, Steven Universe, and even our poorest victim, the Orange Bird. Now, I'm doing the same to you.

As soon as the T-2502 is done talking, his Ultimate Annihilators are overcharged at 1000%.

WA-5001: Clones, ATTACK!

The T-2502's Ultimate Annihilators fire at each of the Wa-5001 clones, who try to block the blasts with force fields. However, each of the blasts transform into a black hole, and the clones are sucked in. Only the original Wa-5001 is left alive.

WA-5001: Oh, that's impressive. Sucking them up so they can't transform into their next phases. Well, you won't do the same to me!

The Wa-5001 teleports behind the T-2502 and transforms its hands into giant, electrified machetes. Meanwhile, in the 9th Dimension, the clone of the T-5001 has given the original T-5001 the vial.

T-5001: Excellent! Now, let's give this to Mecha Mario and hope for the best.

The two robots go downstairs and find Mecha Mario's remains. The T-5001 clone opens his mouth and pours in The Awesome One's Tears. All at once, Mecha Mario rises into the air, begins to spark again, and his cracked lenses repair themselves. Then, the golden sparks solidify into golden jets of flame, which grow outward to form glowing, golden limbs.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, I'm alive! And I look AWESOME!

T-5001: Yeah, that's the power of The Awesome One's Tears. Now, my clone will teleport you into each of the different dimensions, where you will create a clone of yourself to defeat the Wa-5001.

MECHA MARIO: OK, but that sounds kind of complicated. Can't you just make clones of yourself?

T-5001: Not in this form, I can't. Wait, I can just copy your abilities and do the job myself! Meanwhile, you two can help the T-2502 defeat the Wa-5001 and restore the UnWorld to normal. Sound good?

MECHA MARIO: Yep.

T-5001's CLONE: Let's do it!

T-5001: COPYING DATA...

The T-5001 transforms into an exact copy of Mecha Mario, golden limbs and all. Then, he spawns an army of clones, all of which teleport to various universes. Meanwhile, the T-5002 clone teleports Mecha Mario (and himself) to the T-2502's side.

T-2502: Help!

T-5001's CLONE: Don't worry, we got this.

MECHA MARIO: Damn right. Take THIS!

Mecha Mario summons a wave of golden missiles that smack into all of the Wa-5001 clones. They all raise their force fields, but the golden missiles break through the force fields anyway.

MECHA MARIO: WHOA! How did I do that?

T-5001's CLONE: That's the power of The Awesome One's Tears. You're a borderline-Undefeatable now.

Meanwhile, the original Wa-5001 tries to stab the T-2502 in the back with his electric machetes, but the T-5001 clone teleports in front of him and takes the full force of the blow. He begins to spark wildly.

MECHA MARIO: Oh, no! Are you OK?

WA-5001: Mua-ha-haaaa! You see that? That's how you take down an Undefeatable!

Then, the T-5001 turns into a puddle of goo, which solidifies into an exact copy of...Sovereign Blargatron.

WA-5001: Hey, what's this? Are you some kind of Mario clone?

SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON: Far from it.

Sovereign Blargatron pulls a F.L.U.D.D. out of nowhere and douses the Wa-5001's electric machetes.

WA-5001: Ahhhhh! Short circuit!

The Wa-5001 explodes. Then, he reforms once again...into an exact copy of Sovereign Blargatron.

SOVEREIGN BLARGATRON #2: Oh, this should be interesting.

MECHA MARIO: Yay! It's the battle of the Marios!

The T-2502 decides to intervene by shooting the Wa-5001 disguised as Sovereign Blargatron with a ion cannon. He melts into a puddle of goo once again, but this time, he returns in the form of Mecha Sonic.

MECHA SONIC: I will not be defeated!

Mecha Sonic spin-dashes into Mecha Mario at light speed. Then, as Mecha Mario shoves him off, Mecha Sonic reveals the energy core in his chest, which begins to suck up The Awesome One's power, which resides within Mecha Mario.

MECHA MARIO: Ahhhhhh! What's it doing?!

T-5001's CLONE: Get away! It's sucking up your power!

Then, Mecha Sonic rises into the air and transforms into Super Mecha Sonic.

SUPER MECHA SONIC: Mua-ha-ha! Your power is glorious! Infinite! It's...it's...

MECHA MARIO: Awesome?

SUPER MECHA SONIC: Yes! Exactly!

T-5001's CLONE: T-2502, we have to stop this. Fire an Ultimate Annihilator blast underneath Super Mecha Sonic.

THE AWESOME ONE: Who dares to try and kill our favorite Undefeatable?!

ALL: Huh?!

T-5001's CLONE: Wait...you?! It can't be!

Everybody turns to look at The Awesome One, but he has made a massive leap into the air and disappeared from view. Then, with the force of a nuclear bomb, he lands on top of Super Mecha Sonic, smashing him into the ground and creating a crater that reaches all the way to the bottom of the UnWorld. Then, once The Awesome One has jumped out of the crater, he roundhouse-kicks the crater's perimeter, causing it to collapse inward and seal Super Mecha Sonic away forever. The Awesome One stands proudly, obscured by a cloud of dust.

T-5001's CLONE: You did it! But...wait...won't the Wa-5001 just respawn and burrow its way out?

THE AWESOME ONE: No. Not even that thing could withstand one of my kicks.

The dust clears as everybody gasps in astonishment. Now, The Awesome One's true identity has been revealed.

CHUCK NORRIS: And that's how The Awesome One rolls.

MECHA MARIO: H...huh? You're The Awesome One?

CHUCK NORRIS: Yes.

Back at the Angry Birds universe. This time, one of the Wa-5001's remaining clones is chasing down the remaining birds and pigs, Terence, King Pig, Chef Pig, Foreman Pig, the Orange Bird and Stella, with ion cannons. As he repeatedly shoots them, they manage to dodge them in time.

ORANGE BIRD: Sqwak!! SQWAK!!!!! (I'm becoming exhausted! I'M DOOMED!!!)

KING PIG: Oink! SQUEAL!!! (I know! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!)

WA-5001's CLONE: Keep running, puny dust specks, because I'm gonna obliterate all of you! Muhahahahaha!!

MIGHTY EAGLE: SHRIEK!!!!!!!! (YOU MUST DIE!)

WA-5001: Don't make me laugh. I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

The Wa-5001 spins around and blasts a Shoop Da Whoop in the Mighty Eagle's direction. They collide and match each other pound for pound.

KING PIG: Oink oink! (Whoa, look at that!)

ORANGE BIRD: Squaaawk! (That robot's strength is insane!)

WA-5001'S CLONE: Ow! I don't understand what you're saying, but you are dead!

The Wa-5001 blasts the Mighty Eagle with an ion cannon, but it has no effect. He then turns on a device that enables his ability to understand animals. The Mighty Eagle is speaking in Batman's voice.

MIGHTY EAGLE: Get out of my face, right now!

The Mighty Eagle sumo-jumps onto the Wa-5001. Its beak is burnt from the Shoop Da Whoop, but it manages to flatten the Wa-5001 anyway.

WA-5001: Oh, yeah?! Take THIS!

The Wa-5001 teleports on top of the Mighty Eagle and stabs it with two electric machetes. Then, it finishes it off with an ion cannon.

STELLA: Squaaawk! (We're all doomed!)

Suddenly, a clone of the T-5001 arrives in the form of Mecha Mario.

T-5001's CLONE: Not so fast, you evil creature!

The T-5001 clone transforms its arm into a cannon and shoots a water balloon at the Wa-5001, which it slices apart easily.

WA-5001: Hah! You thought you could stop me wi--aiiiiieeeeeeee!

The water spills onto the electric machetes, electrocuting the Wa-5001 and causing it to explode. The birds and pigs all cheer ecstatically.

T-5001's CLONE: No need to thank me. By the way, your eagle friend will respawn in a little while, so you'll see him again.

The T-5001 clone teleports back to the UnWorld, where it sees an army of identical clones. They, too, have saved each of their assigned universes.

CHUCK NORRIS: T-5001, you're brilliant! Now, it is time to replace my power and fill up this vial.

Chuck Norris takes the empty vial from the T-5001's clone's hand and raises it into the air. All at once, the golden energy emanating from each of the T-5001 clones swirls into the vial. However, just as Mecha Mario is about to use his own portion of The Awesome One's power, Chuck Norris seals the vial.

MECHA MARIO: But...what about me?

CHUCK NORRIS: Keep your share of my power. It's the only thing keeping you alive.

MECHA MARIO: Oh.

The T-2502 teleports to the Angry Birds universe as a heavily upgraded Revival Machine that revives up to 20 people inside for an infinite times. It sucks in the black dust left over from the previous birds and pigs that were obliterated by the Wa-5001's clone and revives it. The revived birds and pigs, Red, Chuck, the Blues, Black, Hal, some of the regular pigs and Helmet Pig, come out of the machine. They begin to cheer gleefully as the Harry Potter universe is repaired as well. There, Harry Potter is using a Reparo spell to repair the damage done to the buildings around him. Also, the real Hagrid springs back into life and Dr. Batman too, along with his cybernetic upgrades and sucks the trapped victims out of the painting.

HAGRID: 'Ey, 'ow are we alive alluvasudden?

DR. BATMAN: I'm not sure, but I think it has to do with this mysterious, golden residue of some kind.

Dr. Batman points to The Awesome One's power, which has scattered on the ground in the form of golden dust.

HAGRID: Ne'er seen anythin' like it.

HARRY POTTER: Don't touch it.

DR. BATMAN: Why not? What could it possibly do to us? Even though I've lost my cybernetic upgrades, we should be fine.

Dr. Batman reaches down to grab the gold dust when he feels a surge of power travel up his arm and through his entire body.

DR. BATMAN: WHOA!

HARRY POTTER: Oh, maybe it makes you strong.

DR. BATMAN: You bet it does! I bet I can move a whole mountain!

Dr. Batman pounds the ground with his fist, creating a mountain right beneath Harry Potter's feet. As the mountain rises up, Dr. Batman moves it away with a single push.

HARRY POTTER: Don't abuse it, okay?

Dr. Batman jumps to the top of the mountain and pushes it back down.

DR. BATMAN: Wait...if this stuff is so powerful, it could very easily fall into the wrong hands! We've got to find every trace of it and destroy it!

Meanwhile in the underground of the unworld, the original Wa-5001 is left motionless. However.... one portion of The Awesome One's vial seeps underground and into the Wa-5001's mouth. Now, he is alive and now known as the Wa-2502, who has the same abilites as the T-2502.

WA-2502: Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmm..... I'm getting revenge against these no-good two shoes...

Finally, the Wa-5001 rises from underground and overcharges itself, becoming stronger than Chuck Norris.

WA-2502: Hey losers! I'm baaack!

T-2502: Oh no! Did I accidentally shed an exact copy of The Awesome One's tear?!

T-5002: It must have been the residue from all your clones! There's a chance that it seeped through the ground and powered this guy up!

MECHA MARIO: We have to stop him!

WA-2502: It's too late, idiots! You will be obliterated, Defeatables!

The Wa-2502 enters his Super Duper Ultra Uber Outrageously Atomic Hyper Form (SDUUOAHF) and transforms his arms into Super Duper Ultimate Annhilators, that has the ability to erase Undefeatables from existence. He begins to charge them up and aims them at the T-5001 and the T-2502.

T-2502: I'm done for.

Slow-mo, the T-2502 sheds his own tear, stronger than The Awesome One's vial, as the Wa-2502 blasts the T-2502 first, erasing him from existence. Now, the only thing left from him are his vial and a tiny mountain of black dust.

T-2502 CLONES: (In unison) HEY!!

The T-2502 clones, which have transformed from Mecha Mario copies into T-2502 copies, all attack the Wa-5001 in unison by shooting him with ion cannons.

WA-2502: Pfft. Like that's going to even hurt a speck on my head.

The Wa-2502 raises a mirror shield around him, deflecting the ion cannon blasts at the clones.

T-5001's CLONE: Noooo!

T-5001's clone watches in horror as the T-2502 clones all explode. Then, thinking quickly, the T-5001 clone grabs the vial, pours some golden liquid onto the pile of black ash, and drinks the rest himself. Instantly, he upgrades to the T-5002 and the black ash rises in the form of the T-2503.

CHUCK NORRIS: Hey! You've emptied the entire vial!

Taking advantage of the distraction, the Wa-2502 punches Chuck Norris in the face, but Chuck raises a single palm and blocks the punch. In that instant, Mecha Mario, the T-2503, and the newly upgraded T-5002 all shoot the Wa-2502 with Super Ultimate Annihilators.

WA-2502: Well well well.....

The Wa-2502 activates his time-stopping device. Unfortunately, it froze all the Undefeatables in time.

WA-2502: And you're done for!

Luckily, the T-2503 managed to activate his time-stopping device. He transforms into Nega-Raven, who hasn't appeared since the last RP, and also is the only remaining Nega-Teen Titans member.

T-2503: See you in Hell, Gandumb.

The T-2503 roundhouse kicks the Wa-2502, but to no avail.

WA-2502: Good luck with that puny kick because you will be obliterated!

The Wa-2502 grabs the T-2503 and flies it into space. The two robots fly faster and faster, slowly approaching light speed. Time stands still around the two robots, regardless of their time-stopping devices, when the Wa-2502 accidentally smacks into an asteroid and flies off into space. Its time-stopping device has been damaged beyond repair.

WA-2502: Waaaaaaaa...

Suddenly, the asteroid bursts apart. Inside it is Slade, one of the villains in the last RP, and a makeshift piloting mechanism constructed from weapon parts.

SLADE: Hey! I just found a place to finally regenerate to top condition! Now how am I going to pilot this asteroid to safety?!

Just then, the Wa-2502 flies back at the T-2503, raising a force field around itself.

T-2503: I don't think so.

The T-2503 teleports out of the way as the Wa-5002 crashes into Slade. The latter tries to fight it off, but the vacuum of space overwhelms him and he explodes. Then he regenerates. Then he explodes again. And again...and again...et cetera.

T-2503: This is getting ridi--

Te Wa-2502 roundhouse kicks the T-2503.

T-2503: AHHHHH!

The T-2503 flies off into space. Suddenly, a clone of the T-5001 appears next to the T-2503, grabs it, and teleports it back to the UnWorld.

T-5001's CLONE: Guess who fixed the Wa-Machiiiiiiine!

WA-2502: WHAAT?!!

T-5001's CLONE: Yep. While you two were dancing and prancing over here, my original self was repairing the Wa-Machine. He even used his own energy and cables to power it up again!

The T-5001 clone transforms its arms into Super Duper Ultimate Annihilators.

T-5001's CLONE: And now...

CHUCK NORRIS: Hey, I want a piece of that action!

Chuck Norris leaps over the robots' heads and lands on top of the Wa-2502.

WA-2502: Ow!

MECHA MARIO: Hey, me too, me too!

Mecha Mario shoots a missile in the Wa-2502's direction, but the latter manages to transform into a bomb shelter.

WA-2502: Stop trying to distract me, fools!

T-5001's CLONE: Distracted enough? Yes? Okay.

The T-5001's clone fires an Ultimate Annihilator shot beneath the "bomb shelter", erasing the Wa-2502 from existence before he can transform back to normal.

T-2503; And now to put everything back to normal.

The T-2503 sheds another copy of The Awesome One's tear and puts it in the original vial's container.

CHUCK NORRIS: Thank you.

T-5001's CLONE: Sweet! Now, to return to the Undefeatables' Palace and rejoice in celebration.

The crew flies off with Mecha Mario in tow as a burning mass of flesh rockets in from outer space and lands on the ground. Then, it reforms into a constantly burning version of Slade.

BURNING SLADE: Ooh, I'll get that robot for this...

Meanwhile at the Undefeatables' Palace...

T-5001's CLONE: PARTY! WOO!

A disco ball lowers itself from the ceiling as the music turns on and everybody starts dancing. Slade butts into the party, but the T-2503 hits him without noticing.

SLADE: Hey! Ow!

Nobody notices Slade over the loud music, but Slade does notice something in the room: Chuck Norris carrying the golden vial of The Awesome One's power upstairs, to the topmost tower of the Undefeatables' Palace.

CHUCK NORRIS: You keep partying, guys. I'll be right back.

SLADE: Hmm...now, that looks interesting. I better track him down.

Slade twists and contorts his body to fit through the tightly-packed crowd. He diabolically discoes, terribly twerks, and brutally breakdances his way past the crowd of Undefeatables (and Mecha Mario), the Angry Birds (and pigs), Harry Potter, and Dr. Batman, all to get to Chuck Norris and the vial. Finally, he begins sneaking up the stairs and following Chuck Norris. However, he trips and falls downstairs, hitting Slade without notice.

CHUCK NORRIS: Huh. I seem to have fallen down the stairs.

STAIRS: We're sorry, Chuck Norris!

CHUCK NORRIS: I'll be merciful...this time.

Chuck Norris notices the vial on the ground and picks it up, carrying it upstairs. What he doesn't notice, however, is that the vial is cracked and has released several drops of The Awesome One's Tears on the staircase. Moreover, Slade has landed face-first onto one of the drops, accidentally getting some of it in his mouth.

SLADE: Ptoo! Ew, yuck! I just got some of this weird, golden water in my mouth! Blech!

T-5001's CLONE: HEY! Who's that guy on the stairs?!

The music stops with a single awkward record scratch. Then, as all the Undefeatables (plus Mecha Mario) look over at Slade, he feels a cosmic power well up inside him.

SLADE: Hey, what's this feeling? Did I have way too much coffee again?

T-2503: It's Slade! Get him!

Slade starts glowing gold and charges up a beam, aiming it towards Bob Saget.

SLADE: Muhahahahaha! I feel so powerful!

DR. BATMAN: See, Harry? I told you it would fall into the wrong hands!

Slade blasts the beam at Bob Saget. He injures him.

BOB SAGET: Ow!

SLADE: And now for you, Harry!

HARRY POTTER: Protego!

Slade shoots another golden beam at Harry, but he reflects it back with a flick of his magic paintbrush. Slade, however, manages to duck beneath the reflected beam and shoot another one.

SLADE: You think you're so clever, huh?

The second beam travels in a wave-like pattern, striking Dr. Batman square in the chest.

DR. BATMAN: Argh!

HARRY POTTER: No!!

Suddenly, golden smoke begins to curl off Dr. Batman's body.

DR. BATMAN: I...feel so...strong! My body is burning up!

T-5001's CLONE: Oh, this looks bad. He might be overloading, just like Mecha Mario did!

DR. BATMAN: Huh? What do you mean?

T-5001's CLONE: The energy that fuels me is very similar to The Awesome One's source of power. When I tried to jump-start Mecha Mario with it, he blew a fuse. The only way I know of that mortals can absorb this kind of energy is either through The Awesome One's Tears or Chaos Energy, which is a watered-down version of the same thing.

SLADE: Heh heh...yessss.

Everybody looks up at Slade, who has been chuckling quietly this entire time.

CYBER-DEE: Somebody stop him!

Cyber-Dee charges up his optical laser, but Marx shields him (as well as the rest of the crowd) with his wings.

MARX: No. We clearly have to stay back and protect ourselves from the explosion!

CYBER-DEE: What do you mean? We're Undefeatables!

MECHA MARIO: What explosion?

Suddenly, Dr. Batman explodes in a golden burst of light, vaporizing Harry Potter and severely injuring Slade.

SLADE: Owie.

Then, the stairs creak as Chuck Norris thunders down each step, skipping three at a time.

CHUCK NORRIS: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Slade quickly begins to regenerate, healing to top condition in three seconds.

SLADE: I saw you drop that vial. There was a crack in it. Looks like the stuff you had in there was a pretty sweet power trip for me.

CHUCK NORRIS: WHAT?! I'M GONNA--

SLADE: Please, spare me your melodrama. I'm fueled up on the same power that just blew up two of your friends and injured one of them. I should thank you for giving me this window of opportunity...

Chuck Norris' eyes widen as Slade charges up another golden beam.

SLADE: ...But it'd be more fun to kill you.

Slade blasts the golden beam squarely at Chuck Norris' chest, but he blocks the beam with his arm. It leaves him unharmed, but a scald mark remains on his arm.

CHUCK NORRIS: How...you...you're giving people an overdose of my own power!

BLACK BIRD: Squawk?! (His own power?)

T-5001's CLONE: Shh. You didn't hear any of that.

T-2503: Release the Mighty Eagle!

The Mighty Eagle crashes through the roof of the Undefeatables' Palace as Slade holds out his hand. The eagle smashes into Slade's hand, but Slade manages to grab him by the beak and toss him through the ceiling.

SLADE: Ha! Good luck... AGAIN!

Slade kicks himself into overdrive. Burning with golden flames, he leaps into the crowd.

T-5001's CLONE: Look out!

MARX: Don't worry, I'll stop him!

Marx charges his laz0r as Slade leaps onto his face, tearing off his wings.

T-5001's CLONE: Oh, no...there's nothing protecting us! Everybody, RUN!

The Angry Birds all flee as the T-5001's clone teleports away.

MECHA MARIO: Hey, did he just teleport away? What a wuss!

Then, Chuck Norris leaps onto Slade from behind, wrestling him off Marx's face. However, he becomes severely burned in the process.

CHUCK NORRIS: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!

Chuck Norris collapses on the ground, writhing in pain, but he manages to prop himself up on one elbow as he spits in Slade's face. A loud pop is heard, like popcorn popping on Slade's face, as a tiny, golden explosion blinds him for two seconds.

SLADE: Owww! How did you...do that?

CHUCK NORRIS: Wait, my power can overload his body, too! The only way to defeat him will be to use The Awesome One's power against him!

MECHA MARIO: On it.

Suddenly, an army of T-5001 clones warps into the room.

T-5001 CLONES: We're here to help! COPYNIG DATA...

The T-5001 clones morph into copies of Mecha Mario. Then, they all dive at Slade, carrying him upward as his body begins crackling and popping. While they carry him through the hole in the roof, one of the clones stops in front of Marx and lets his golden limbs swirl around Marx in the form of golden smoke.

MARX: H...huh? What are you doing?

MECHA MARIO CLONE: Healing you.

Then, Marx's wings grow back and become stronger than ever. Meanwhile, Slade and the clones explode in a shower of golden sparks and broken robot parts.

MARX: Holy--!

CHUCK NORRIS: It's...over. He's done.

Then, the last Mecha Mario clone lets his golden energy travel in the direction of Bob Saget, healing his injury. Then, the clone turns back into the T-5001.

T-5001: Well, I'd better return to the 9th Dimension. I've left the Throne of Lies unattended, you know.

BOB SAGET: You're...the original?

T-5001: I am. Chuck, use the vial upstairs to heal yourself. I'll be back.

The T-5001 teleports away.

T-2503: Well, time to shed another copy of The Awesome One's tear.

The T-2503 morphs into a copy of Chuck Norris, leans over him, and sheds a single tear. The tear spreads across his burns, healing them instantly.

CHUCK NORRIS: Thank you.

Meanwhile, back in the 9th Dimension, the T-5001 observes the Undefeatables' Palace, watching as Chuck Norris and the other Undefeatables hop to their feet, scurry around the Palace, and mend it to perfection. The T-5001 closes its eyes and leans back on its throne.

T-5001: It's over. It's...finally done.

The end.

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