Wario's Random Adventures: The Movie is a fucking terrible movie created by The Wehrioe Team in 1999. This is
The atrocious poster of this asinine movie, drawn by Nim-Nom. Doesn't this poster make you want to kill yourself?
also their first movie ever.
Plot[]
It's about Wario going on stupid nonsensical adventures with his friends. Random shit happens. That's basically it.
Production[]
Basically, the writers were high off their ass when they were writing this shitty movie. The script looks retarded as fuck and is unfinished. The animators were inexperienced at art and retarded, so the movie's animation looked like it was made by a child. They just hired random voice actors so none of the characters sounded like themselves at all. To make it even worse, the director was Nim-Nom. That's right. The utter idiot and criminal of the UnMario Universe. What a bastard.
Reception[]
This movie was so bad that it increased the suicide rate for UnWorld itself. Many people killed themselves after seeing this movie. Many people heard of this and rioted against Wehrioe Studios and killed everybody there except Nim-Nom and Wario. They went into hiding for a few years after that.
Trivia[]
- This movie is the worst movie in the history of the UnWorld. It's even worse than Plastinic, for god's sake!
- The Wehrioe Team later reformed in 2004 and made a TV Show of the movie called Wario's Random Adventures: The TV Show, which no one watched.
- Only 1 person loved this movie, and that is Nobody.
Script (READ IT IF YOU DARE!!!)[]
Scene 1[]
Wario is at his house, looking at Mona porn.
Wario: OH YEA IT SO SEXY GONNA FAP
Wario faps and jizzes so hard that he reaches the end of the universe, where Chuck Norris is waiting.
Chuck Norris: Wario u have proven worthy of jizz now u have jizz adventure now go back home and behin adventgur
Wario goes back to the house.
Wario: I mus go ask waluigi
Waluigi: yes?
Wario: Can we go on adventure to jizz
Waluigi: Sure but can we have massive orgy together
Wario: sure
They have a massive orgy.
Wario: let go
When they go, they see that Evil Guy is being attacked by two Pingas Monsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Guy: HELP ME THEY GUNNA DO THE EVIL FAP OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: dont worry we save ya'
Wario and Waluigi drinks Faptain Anus and saves Evil Guy.
Evil Guy: ytay laets have massive orgy
They have massive orgy
Nim-Nom appears.
Nim-Nom: can i join
ALL: Sure
They have massive orgy
Chcuk Norris: guys there is no time u must continue
warioL oh right
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckpenis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
they have random adventure tand they go like boom
They fap to mona
and they fap and fap and fap
until they reach to fap castle next scene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene 2[]
friedns gone to fap castle
Wario: get inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They go inside
They dance for 10 minutes
they died
Scene 3[]
they woke up with cum on faces
nim-nom: what
A FAP MONSTA APPEARED AND FAPPDE
evil guu: nigger
evil guy destroyed fap monstr with ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new mario alpperd
New Mario: Hahahahahahha I gonna kill ya all!
evil guyL nigger
evil guy destroyed with ass again
evi;l guy: GO TO SECOND FLOOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they goo n second floor and have massive orgy
gthey die sbd necrophilia lol rape is funny
Scene 4[]
suddenyl revive!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARIO: thefuck
evil guy: i know right
waluigi kill evil guy wuith sexy penis
waluigi: i am gonna kill u i betrayer of all
Daisy comes in here everyone bust nut
daisy oh yeah i am sexy
ohohohohohohohhohohotsrhtordogtrgtrsgtsjfaweruifwearfaefraejfaer ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i ac me
Seriously, what the fuck even is this movie? I'm done. Go fuck yourselves. I'm outta here.
ok bye loser anyways waluigi fap and fap nfap lol
kill niggers lol wlauigi kill niggers
FUCKFUCKFUCK CAKE
daisy: i am still sexy if you die im trigger nigger
ohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
daisy fap wario fap everyone
chuck norris says you will die niggers
chuck norris kill everyone oh yeah oh yeah ojh yeah so sexy
ey this is nim-nom i am tired of writing this script so yea im ju8s gunna add shit on a whim after i follo dis script so yea thanks for participuting in de script everyone bye bye